The scenery in autumn is beautiful, and it’s a good time to take a trip with it.
By the Xuanwu Lake, the autumn wind blows slowly, the shadows of the trees are swaying, and the waves on the lake are like scales. Cruise boats are shuttled back and forth, and young ladies and young men from various families are sitting on the boats, singing and laughing, reciting poems and composing poems. It is very romantic.
Fang Zheng is not a so-called scholar. In fact, he despises such people. Poetry is just a trail after all. For him, a few lines when picking up girls may be the finishing touch, but he wastes too much time studying it.
, it lost its original intention.
This may be related to Fang Zheng's previous life experience. Although he graduated from the Chinese Department of the university in his previous life, he was just a product of a typical education assembly line. He received a spoon-fed education since he was a child. Teachers and parents forced him to fill in the blanks and stumbled.
After being admitted to university, he developed a hatred and boredom towards books. This mentality must be understood by many people who have read books. Therefore, Fang Zheng was very disgusted with those who shook their heads and showed off their knowledge in public.
For example, at this moment, those so-called literati and officials on the cruise ship, in front of the ladies from various families, stood on the bow of the boat with their hands behind their hands, looking upright and upright, looking up to the sky, chanting what they thought they were doing.
Wonderful poems, sometimes the clothes are fluttering, sometimes the folding fans are gently swaying, - it is autumn, the weather is cool, are they not cold when they are waving the folding fans? Are they trying to calm themselves down?
"Husband, husband!" A sweet call came to my ears.
"Ah, what?" Fang Zheng came back to his senses and looked at her with a smile.
Yanran looked at the sarcastic smile on Fang Zheng's lips, blinked her pretty eyes, and said softly: "My husband is so absorbed in looking at the cruise ship on the lake. Could it be that he has fallen in love with a girl from another family?" After saying this, she pretended to be unhappy.
Pouted.
Fang Zheng laughed and said: "Come on, how can those vulgar and vulgar fans with big breasts and no brains catch the eyes of this young master? It seems that my Yanran is the most charming..."
Seeing those talented people show off their coquettishness on the cruise ship, but the young ladies who are smiling coquettishly are happy with it, what are they if they are not vulgar and vulgar?
"Then what are you looking at?" Yanran was curious about the other person's sarcastic expression.
Pointing to the cruise ship on the lake, Fang Zheng said calmly: "I'm looking at those talented people. They tried their best to make Miss Bo smile, and they were so coquettish that they seemed to be the most talented people in the world. If our Hua Dynasty were at this moment,
In troubled times, I don’t know how these talented people have performed..."
Yanran smiled, and her smile was full of ridicule: "The so-called talented people make trouble in the prosperous times, but are servile in the troubled times. After reading a few books, they think they are superior to others and are ashamed to be with the common people. But if the Turks go south and occupy our great rivers and mountains,
They will immediately change the court, even if they lick the feet of the Turkic master, they must be happy to do so..."
Fang Zheng laughed loudly: "So, the talented man has no other abilities, but his ability to survive is super strong."
Yanran looked at Fang Zheng with her pretty eyes, her eyes were gleaming, and she said: "My husband is the one with real ability. He planned to retreat the Turks, stabilize the country, and saved the lives of countless people. He also negotiated with the Turkic envoys to prevent the Chinese Dynasty from war for the time being."
, this kind of kindness and virtue, there is no greater good. If future generations read history books thousands of years later, my husband's name will definitely leave a strong mark in the history books. My husband is a great hero who stands upright, and Yan Ran will be proud of her husband in this life."
Being praised by his woman, Fang Zheng was a little embarrassed: "This...ahem, low-key and low-key. Only when one does good deeds that no one knows is true kindness, you know, husband, I have always been a low-key person. - Don't say this.
Well, since we are going on a trip, why not get a cruise ship and let’s follow the crowd and go for a stroll on the lake.”
She smiled sweetly and said meekly: "I'll let my husband arrange it."
At that moment, the guard who was accompanying him went to the boatman to rent a small cruise ship. The two of them got on the boat together, and the boat swayed and headed straight to the lake...
Yanran was leaning on the side of the boat, looking at the distant view of Xuanwu Lake. She looked at Fang Zheng and said with a sweet smile: "My husband's literary talent is much better than those talented people. At this time, why don't you recite a poem to describe this scene?"
To increase the fun of traveling?”
Fang Zheng chuckled and said: "It's just fun, why do you have to recite poetry? I really don't know who brought up this problem..."
Yan Ran smiled and said: "Is it possible that your husband has no good words to say?"
Fang Zheng glanced at the lakeside, pondered for a while, and then said confidently: "Who said there is no such thing? It's just poetry. I opened my mouth and came, listen: Xuanwu Lake, the lake is very big, there are lotus flowers in Xuanwu Lake, and there are lotus flowers on them.
A toad jumps when you poke it... What a poem, what a poem!"
After hearing this, Yanran laughed so much that she held her stomach and couldn't straighten up. Fang Zheng looked up to the sky and laughed three times proudly, but he heard someone not far away snorted coldly: "I don't know how to learn, but I still learn how to write poems.
How ridiculous!”
Fang Zheng and Yanran were stunned, and both turned to look around. They saw a cruise ship very close to them on the lake. There were four or five people sitting scattered on the boat. There was a person standing on the bow of the boat with his hands behind his back. He had a yellow face and thin lips.
, opening and closing the folding fan in his hand, looking at them with a sneer. The words just now must have come from his mouth.
Fang Zheng couldn't help but feel angry. I'm joking with my wife. What's your business?
Just as he was about to start cursing, he heard a familiar voice inside the boat shouting: "Eh? Isn't that Brother Fang? Brother Fang!"
Fang Zheng looked intently, and saw that the man was a fat man. There was an acquaintance sitting next to the fat man, and surprisingly he was the King of Thailand.
The life of these princes was really comfortable. Fang Zheng glanced at them with envy. They were not involved in production and did not have to go to work. The court kept them in vain. They were also crying and begging you not to care about anything. Do you want to do it one day?
Work hard and be proactive. If the emperor is not anxious, the prince will be anxious with you... Such days are exactly what Fang Zheng thinks about day and night. I really envy them for reaching this point at such a young age, but he doesn't know how to do it.
How many years of struggle will it take...
Under Fatty's loud greeting, the two boats gradually approached, and the boatman skillfully fastened a small anchor tightly to Fang Zheng's boat. The two boats were finally connected together.
Fang Zheng took Yanran and crossed carefully. The fat man came out first, stood on the bow of the boat and punched Fang Zheng hard: "You boy really knows how to enjoy happiness. You spend all day traveling with Mrs. Ru.
Who have I forgotten?"
Yanran's pretty face turned red when she heard this, and she lowered her head shyly.
Fang Zheng cried out: "Where is that! Your father sent me a lot of errands, I am so busy that I can't breathe, so I took my wife on a trip today to relax..."
Before he finished speaking, someone next to him snorted: "Pretending!"
Fang Zheng turned his head when he heard the words and saw that the person speaking was the man who had just stood on the bow of the boat and mocked him. He saw a look of arrogance on his face and looked at Fang Zheng with disdain in his eyes, as if he was looking at him with disdain.
A piece of shit.
Fang Zheng couldn't help but be furious. He had only encountered this kind of look when he was looking for a job in the talent market before time travel. He didn't expect that an ancient person would look at him with this kind of look. This made Fang Zheng feel like a scar had been torn open.
.Fang Zheng quickly calmed down. He had suffered losses and was now more cautious. It was best not to be too reckless before he figured out the identity of the other party.
Pulling on the fat man's sleeve, Fang Zheng quietly pursed his lips and asked in a low voice: "Who is that kid? Did he take the wrong medicine? Do I know him?".
The fat man also curled his lips, "He is the steward of my Third Emperor's brother's house. His name is Chen Chong. He is a failed scholar who was taken in by the Third Emperor's brother. However, he has a very arrogant temper. He always thinks that he is capable and thinks that he is superior to others.
Except for Brother Three Emperors, there is no room for anyone else in my eyes."
Fang Zheng suddenly realized that he was just a diner. He thought he was a relative of the emperor. Such people always pretend to be wild and unruly to show others how talented they are. Unfortunately, most of them are just crazy.
He has the appearance of a scholar, but does not have the connotation of a madman. He is imitating others, which is extremely artificial...
Fang Zheng came closer to the fat man and whispered: "No wonder this man looks like he is the biggest in the world...but he always raises his neck at a 45-degree angle. Aren't you tired? What should I do when sleeping at night? This posture is very easy
People suffering from cervical spondylosis..."
The fat man smiled and said: "It is said that talented people do not live long, I am afraid it is because of this. He is just a scholar who has failed in the ranking. He is arrogant and thinks that his ability is greater than the sky. He is just unlucky and did not get on the list, so he is not pleasing to everyone.
, as if he will be admitted to the top spot next year..."
Forget it, don't worry about this kind of person, I have too many things to do, there is no need to stir up trouble. After thinking about it, Fang Zheng smiled lightly, ignored the person, and took Yanran's hand. Yanran smiled brightly.
He gave the fat man a blessing and said softly: "A commoner woman has seen His Royal Highness Prince Fu."
The fat man said hurriedly: "Don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously, don't salute me again, you can't do it..."
Yanran asked doubtfully: "Why can't you do it?"
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "How can there be any reason for a sister-in-law to salute her brother-in-law? Besides, I still have a handle on him. If he dares to accept your courtesy, I will make his scandal known to the public..."
Yanran asked in confusion: "What leverage do you have to hold His Highness Prince Fu?"
Fang Zheng leaned into Yanran's ear and whispered: "One time, I led the sergeants on a mission, and someone on the boat was so scared that they jumped into the river..."
The fat man was sweating profusely and said anxiously: "I can't say I can't say it! Brother Fang, I didn't offend you..."
"Give me money! Cover your mouth! Otherwise I will scream all over the world..."
"…………"
The three of them stood on the bow of the boat and chatted a few words. After Chen Chong saw Yanran's stunning appearance, his originally arrogant and aloof expression changed in vain. His eyes glowed with fanaticism. He stared at Yanran blankly and was speechless for a long time.
.
Fang Zheng frowned when he saw this, and turned around calmly, standing in front of Yan Ran, blocking Chen Chong's sight. The anger in his heart was getting stronger and stronger, damn! The so-called talents in ancient times were so virtuous.
Sex? When you see a man, you make fun of it. When you see a woman, you become impatient. If this can be called a talent, Master, I would rather be a gangster...
Under Chen Chong's disappointed and resentful gaze, the three of them passed him as if he were transparent and walked straight into the cabin.
The King of Thailand still smiled politely. Seeing Fang Zheng come in, he stood up and said with a smile: "Brother Fang, are you okay?"
Fang Zheng cupped his hands and smiled and said: "Your Highness, King of Thailand, please don't comment. When we meet in the future, we will directly ask: 'Did you eat?', and I will answer: 'Did you eat.' You ask again:'
What are you eating?', I'll answer again: 'Chive dumplings'... That's so kind, right?"
The King of Thailand laughed loudly, and several people sitting scattered in the cabin also smiled.
Then the King of Thailand introduced Fang Zheng to everyone. It turned out that the people sitting in the boat were all literati, including Chen Chong, who was still standing stupidly at the bow of the boat. The King of Thailand saw that the autumn weather was refreshing today, so he invited a few poetry friends
Come out and recite poems to add interest.
However, although the people present here do not know how talented they are, their character is considered good. After seeing Yanran's stunning appearance, they were only briefly stunned, and then looked away without looking further.
At this time, Chen Chong also walked into the cabin and sat down. He just stared at Yanran with a stunned look. He almost stopped drooling. Yanran frowned slightly and turned her head calmly.
.
Seeing Chen Chong's ugly appearance, everyone in the cabin shook their heads. King Tai and Fatty couldn't help but look down. King Tai had a look of embarrassment on his face. After all, Chen Chong was a member of his family, so he was acting like this in front of Fang Zheng.
Being rude will inevitably bring disgrace to your face.
"Chen Chong, pay attention to your manners! Don't lose your etiquette!" King Tai scolded in a deep voice, with anger hidden in his voice.
Chen Chong is also a typical intellectual with a stubborn temper. It is probably because of his literary talent that he doesn't even like the King of Thailand who takes him in. Hearing this, he finally moved his eyes away from Yan Ran, but
He muttered with regret: "A good saddle goes with a bad horse. A good woman must marry a poor man. It's unreasonable..."...
Although the muttering was low, everyone in the cabin heard it. Everyone's expressions changed after hearing this. This person was too arrogant! The faces of the King of Thailand and the fat man even turned livid.
"Chen Chong! Do you know what you are talking about?" The King of Thailand spoke unkindly. Fang Zheng was his new friend, and they had a good impression of each other. However, his subordinates did not give him any face, which made him feel very embarrassed.
, Chen Chong always acted arrogant and unruly in the house on weekdays. I saw that he did have some literary talent, so I resisted kicking him out of the house. I didn't expect that he would act like this when there were outsiders present today, which made Tai
The king was extremely angry.
Chen Chong was a blind person, so of course he didn't know that he had offended the public at this time. After hearing this, he cupped his hands and said: "His Royal Highness, the student said that a beauty should be matched with a talented man. This man is so vulgar, but he is sitting in the arms of a stunning beauty.
, In fact, the pearl casts a shadow, so the students lamented."
When Yan Ran heard this, she was so angry that her delicate body couldn't help but tremble, her face turned red, she opened her mouth to refute, but when she saw Fang Zheng beside her, she fell silent at the right moment.
Chen Chong still gushed to himself: "... A talented man is the great weapon of the country. How can a beautiful woman not be worthy of a talented man and follow a reckless man..." When he spoke, his eyes were half closed, and he was so arrogant that he didn't even bother to look at Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng looked at the King of Thailand with a livid face, thinking, could this psychosis be caused by the King of Thailand to deliberately disgust me? The two of them originally had a good impression of each other, but these princes grew up in palace battles and were used to conspiracy and cunning.
Who knows what the King of Thailand has in his heart?
Seeing Fang Zheng looking at him suspiciously, King Tai couldn't help but smile bitterly, knowing that Fang Zheng might have misunderstood that this person was under his command. Then King Tai exchanged glances with the fat man and nodded.
The fat man glanced sideways at Chen Chong, who was chanting with his hands behind his hands, then leaned into Fang Zheng's ear and said, "Brother Fang, feel free to do it, we didn't see anything..."
This was what Fang Zheng was waiting for, and he laughed ferociously. No matter what the scholars next to him thought of him, under the astonished gazes of everyone, including Yan Ran, he picked up Chen Chong's collar and dragged him to the stern of the boat.
Chen Chong screamed in fright and shouted: "What are you going to do? I am a scholar and have the reputation of being a scholar. How dare you be rude to me..."
Fang Zheng put him down, slapped him hard several times, and shouted loudly: "I am still an official of the imperial court, how dare you be rude to me?"
Chen Chong was stunned for a moment and then said: "You...are you an official of the imperial court?"
"What? It doesn't look like it?" Fang Zheng puffed up his deflated chest muscles, but the effect was not great. Dissatisfied, he took a wooden stick placed by the boatman at the stern of the boat and glared at Chen Chong fiercely.
"You...you...even if you are an official of the imperial court, you can't be rude to me!" Chen Chong was frightened. The arrogance just now was gone, and a look of fear finally appeared on his face: "I...I...I have
Fame comes with him..."
"Thanks to your mother's name!" Fang Zheng picked up the wooden stick and hit Chen Chong hard on the body, cursing in his mouth: "I dare to beat up even the son of the minister of the dynasty, you are nothing but a little scholar!"
From the time he got on the ship to now, the evil spirit in Fang Zheng's heart finally vented. He was even more contemptuous of this kind of bullshit lunatic. This kind of pretentious criminal actually has the courage to covet my wife. The world is really unruly and morally corrupt.
Destruction of quality...
Chen Chong was beaten so much that he screamed. Seeing that his master, His Royal Highness the King of Thailand, had not come out to save him for so long, he couldn't help shouting: "...His Royal Highness the King of Thailand! His Royal Highness the King of Thailand! Save the students!"
Fang Zheng was beating and scolding: "You're yelling! Be quiet! Can't you just let me beat you in peace? If you dare to hit on my wife, you have to understand what the consequences will be!"
A little tired from the beating, Fang Zheng slammed the wooden stick on the board of the ship, his eyes widened angrily, and he shouted: "Tell me!... Should we eat wontons or flat noodles!"…
Chen Chong was stunned, not quite understanding the meaning of this sentence. Although Fang Zheng hit him many times, he finally showed mercy and didn't hit him too hard. He was afraid that if he hit him too hard, the King of Thailand would be embarrassed. After all, there were
As the saying goes: When you beat a dog, you have to look at the owner.
Looking at the clear lake water, Fang Zheng rolled his eyes. Since beating a dog depends on looking at the owner, he could just throw the dog into the water.
Patting Chen Chong on the shoulder, Fang Zheng asked: "Hey! Are you water-based?".
Chen Chong was beaten until he was in a daze. After hearing this, he sobered up a little. He held his head as swollen as a pig's head and still maintained the demeanor of a scholar. He said reservedly: "...I understand a little bit."
Huh! At this time, you are still imitating Zhuge Liang and pretending to be stupid. Fang Zheng sneered, grabbed Chen Chong by the front, and said with a sinister look: "I want to ask you a question."
"What?" Chen Chongnao didn't understand. Wasn't he being beaten now? Why did he change the question?
"What is one plus one?" Fang Zheng's tone was gloomy, as if it contained a bit of murderous intent.
Chen Chong couldn't help but shudder, thought for a long time, and said: "It's equal to...two."
Fang Zheng smiled evilly: "You know too much."
After saying this, he pushed Chen Chong into the lake, and then ordered the boatman to turn the boat around and paddle elsewhere.
The boatman stared dumbfoundedly at Chen Chong paddling towards the shore. He pointed at him and asked Fang Zheng stammeringly: "This official... this, this... what's going on?"
Fang Zheng looked at Chen Chong's busy figure and smiled with approval: "The more you know, the more wonderful your life will be."
---------------The following does not count as money-------------
If you don't understand these two lines, you might as well watch the war movie "Red Cliff".