It is very reasonable and logical for a princess to keep pets, but Fang Zheng never expected that the little princess would think so highly of him that he would bring her pets to Fang's house to share the joy of keeping pets with him.
Unfortunately, Fang Zheng failed to live up to the princess's expectations and shot the princess's pet with one arrow as soon as he showed up.
This made Fang Zheng feel guilty for the little princess, but he was also quite surprised by his superb archery skills.
The little princess squatted in front of the body of the unlucky cat, crying very sadly, her mouth was flat. Fang Zheng was sure that she was not acting. After all, there is a natural closeness between children and small animals, not to mention the
Pets that she feeds herself.
"Little princess, I was wrong, I'm sorry for you..." Fang Zheng said sadly.
"I have raised it for two years..." the little princess sobbed, her big clear eyes full of sadness, staring blankly at the unlucky kitten on the ground.
"...The cat cannot be resurrected. Princess, please express your condolences." The kitten's face was very peaceful. It seemed that Fang Zheng's arrow was well-aimed, and it did not suffer too much. Its legs were raised with just one kick.
"You have to compensate me!" The little princess's gaze shifted to Fang Zheng, and her mood immediately changed from sadness to anger.
Fang Zheng nodded hurriedly: "I'll get you a more beautiful kitten tomorrow." As the perpetrator, compensation is due.
"No, I don't want the kitten anymore..." The little princess shook her head firmly, her little face tightened.
Fang Zheng nodded in understanding. It was not good for him to be hurt by the scene, "Then I'll give you a puppy as compensation?"
"No, no puppies."
"Then what do you want me to compensate for?"
"Compensate!"
"…………"
She should have thought of it a long time ago. This little guy is originally a money addict. In her eyes, everything can be solved with money.
Of course it wouldn't be a problem if you could solve everything with money, but the problem now is that Fang Zheng has no money.
The Turkish envoy bribed him with hundreds of thousands of taels of silver, and Fang Zheng bought several young men without blinking an eye, and he just saw the benefits. The last dividend that Sister Feng gave him was because he took advantage of her, so he left with a guilty conscience.
In a hurry, I forgot to take it. The money given to me by the prince had long been used as public funds for the preparation of the shadow agency. I usually secretly picked out a little bit from it and was greedy. After all, it was not my own, so I didn't dare to be greedy too much.
The little princess seemed to have temporarily forgotten the grief of the kitten's death. Her little face was raised high, her big innocent eyes blinked, and she looked at Fang Zheng expectantly.
Fang Zheng knelt down with a grimace: "How much compensation do you want?"
The little princess was refreshed, and her big, clear eyes suddenly radiated golden light: "Ten thousand taels!"
Fang Zheng felt dizzy and almost fell down.
"...Is your cat made of gold?" Fang Zheng gritted his teeth.
The little princess stared at him dissatisfied, stretched out two fleshy little fingers and gestured: "I have raised him for two years."
"Two years are not worth so much." When it comes to blackmail, Fang Zheng feels that he is the ancestor of the blackmail world. From Master Wu to the Turkic envoy, who has not been beaten by him? Unexpectedly, the little princess is here.
The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead.
The little princess put on a professional attitude as if discussing business, and clasped her little fingers to calculate the details with Fang Zheng: "Do you know what the little nest it sleeps in is made of?".
"have no idea."
"It's the skin of a white bear from the far north!"
Polar bears? In this era, people from the Chinese Dynasty hunted to the North Pole?
"Do you know what kind of car it took when it went for a walk?" The little princess continued to calculate.
Take a walk... Or take a car... Should I take a walk or take a car? Fang Zheng felt that his brain was a bit lacking.
"have no idea."
"It rides in a large gold-painted carriage with a wide carriage, and the horses pulling the carriage are all good horses bought from Dawan."….
Fang Zheng felt smoke rising from his head. This little beast was bigger than me. He deserved to be shot to death by my arrow!
"It has been in poor health since it was a child. In order to feed it, do you know what it eats every day?".
This time Fang Zheng answered: "Could it be a rare and precious medicinal material?"
The little princess nodded with satisfaction, with a look of "a child can be taught" in her eyes.
Oh, retribution. Isn’t that what you said when you blackmailed Mr. Wu outside Nengren Temple?
"Little princess, it's useless no matter how much you say, I have no money, let alone ten thousand taels, I can't even afford one hundred taels..." Fang Zheng said with a bitter face.
The little princess looked at him suspiciously: "How come you have no money? It's wrong to lie to children."
"I really don't have any. Your sister knows that I have spent all my money..."
The little princess dropped her face in disappointment and said gloomily: "My kitten died in vain..."
Look at what you said, do you still want me to pay for it with its life? If I pay you money, it will not die unjustly? Fang Zheng rolled his eyes in dissatisfaction.
"Your Highness Princess, uh... why did you come to my house today?" Fang Zheng didn't want to talk about money with a five-year-old child, so he changed the subject at the right time.
The little princess looked even sadder after hearing this, her eyes began to turn red, and she curled her lips and said aggrievedly: "...My sister was scolded, my father ignored me, my brothers were busy, and the ladies were chatting.
There is no one here to play with me..."
Look, they have wronged this little girl. If she continues like this, sooner or later she will have the shadow of her childhood. When she grows up, she will become a disaster and they will regret it.
Fang Zheng hugged the little princess distressedly and coaxed: "I'm here to play with you. What do you want to play?" After all, he is going to be her brother-in-law soon, and we will be considered a family in the future, so his sister-in-law still has to coax her.
"Tell me a story! Tell me a story!" The little princess's sad expression immediately turned into excitement, her two big eyes shining brightly.
Fang Zheng was a little embarrassed when he heard this. He remembered a lot of stories, but they had all become pornographic versions. Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty were all changed by him into pornographic stories not suitable for children. And the original versions of those stories...
...Fang Zheng recalled it for a long time, damn! He actually didn’t remember it!
"...How about we play games or go see goldfish." Fang Zheng tried to make her change her mind.
The little princess stubbornly shook her head: "No! I want to hear a story!"
The little one is consumed with stories today.
Fang Zheng sighed, carried her to his room, and ordered Xiao Lu to serve tea and snacks. When everything was ready, Fang Zheng cleared his throat and began to tell a story under the expectant gaze of the little princess.
"Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit..."
"No! Don't listen to this!" The little princess has a very discerning taste in stories.
"Then what do you want to hear?"
"My sister said that my daughter's family wants to hear love stories."
What did that girl in Changping say to her every day? Where can I find love stories now? Does Jin Ping Mei count as a love story?
"Okay, love story, listen up. Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit who fell in love with the little black rabbit..."
"No! Don't listen to this!"
"What do you want to hear?" Fang Zheng looked at her helplessly. No wonder others said it was difficult to raise children, and it was true.
The little princess rolled her eyes, then puffed up her little breasts, and said with a sweet voice: "Brothers Three Emperors and Four Emperors always tell stories about romance in the sky. I am an adult, and I also want to hear stories about romance.
!”
Fang Zheng almost fell over. The upper beam was not straight and the lower beam was crooked. Look at the good work of King Tai and Fatty! The five-year-old girl was influenced by them and turned into a precocious girl.
Staring at the little princess with an ugly expression, Fang Zheng coughed and said seriously: "Do you really want to hear it?"
The little princess nodded firmly: "I want to hear it!"….
Fang Zheng glanced left and right, then sneakily approached the little princess's ear: "Shh! Keep your voice down, and I'll tell you about romance. Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit without any clothes..."
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The little princess finally fell asleep amidst Fang Zheng's teasing sounds. She lay on Fang Zheng's wooden couch and slept soundly. Her little face was as red as a ripe red apple.
This kid is really hard to take care of.
Picking up the cold tea and taking a sip, Fang Zheng breathed a sigh of relief. The little princess must not have said hello to the emperor and ladies when she ran out of the palace. She will have to send someone to the palace later to say so tonight.
Let the little princess live in the house temporarily.
Xiao Lu came in, first looked at the little princess sleeping on the bed, and then whispered in Fang Zheng's ear: "I will change the young master's hot tea."
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "No, Xiaolu, come, sit on my brother's lap, and I will check your body to see if you have grown recently..."
Xiao Lu blushed with shame and stamped her feet: "Master! There is a child here! Why don't you say something to the door..." After saying that, he ran out of the door as if he was running for his life.
Fang Zheng smiled, he was not used to having a little person in the room.
Patting his forehead, Fang Zheng seemed to remember something and took out dozens of invitations that Xiao Huaiyuan had snatched from his arms.
It is said that the prince brother is very thoughtful. While wooing ministers from all over the world, he also took some time off from his busy schedule to hold flower viewing parties. He did not miss any officials, nobles, and officials. He bought people's hearts and swayed public opinion to build momentum for himself. In fact, being a prince also meant
It's not easy. The ultimate goal of his busy work is to sit on the dragon chair in the Jinluan Palace? - What's so good about that chair? Why is everyone fighting so hard?
Want to sit on it? It's wide and big, with no backrest or armrests, so it doesn't feel too uncomfortable.
However, the prince's flower-viewing party that won people's hearts created an opportunity for himself to make a fortune. Aren't there many wealthy businessmen who have spent all their wealth and are not qualified to enter? Fang Zheng turned over the dozens of invitations in his hand. If he sold them all,
But it’s a lot of money. When I was at the end of my rope, God gave me such a good opportunity to make a fortune. Hey, God wants me to make a fortune, how dare I not not make it? Not only do I want to make a fortune, but I also want to make a big fortune.
"An invitation sells for 10,000 taels. I wonder if anyone is willing to buy it? I will go to the store of Zheng's shop later and ask their shopkeeper. There are also Li's shop, Xiangfuji, Runyutang, etc.
He's the big boss... But ten thousand taels may be a bit unreliable. Five thousand, five thousand taels of silver and an invitation can meet the crown prince of our dynasty, the future king, at the flower party. Here is
I believe the bosses are well aware of the business opportunities it contains. Five thousand taels of silver for a ticket is well worth the money!"
Fang Zheng was muttering to himself in a low voice alone in the room. Thinking that he would soon receive a large amount of money, he couldn't help but laugh out loud. The so-called "you will come back after all the money is gone" is not so easy right now.
Are you here? How can our eldest young master be destined to be poor? Hahahahaha...
"I heard it." A sudden voice sounded in the quiet room. The voice was very calm, but to Fang Zheng's ears it was like a thunderbolt from the blue.
"Gah? Cough cough cough cough..." Fang Zheng was shocked and breathed out. He blushed and coughed for a long time.
The little princess, who had woken up at some point, was sitting on the bed and looking at him sleepily, her eyes blinking, innocent and bright.
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Uh... when did you wake up?"
"When you said five thousand taels of silver per invitation..." The little princess was very honest, with a hint of cunning sometimes flashing through her big eyes.
It's over, she heard the key part. Fang Zheng wanted to slap himself hard. He could just find a place where no one was around to have fun. Why did he have to talk to himself in front of this little devil?
When a little money fan hears the word "money", how can he not wake up immediately?…
"You...what do you want?" Fang Zheng stared at her warily.
The little princess looked at the big pile of invitations in his hand and asked curiously: "Is this a post about the flower viewing party held by the prince's brother?".
Fang Zheng had a sad face and his head drooped deeply. He thought that the little princess was smarter than a monkey and knew everything.
Seeing Fang Zheng silently admitting it, the little princess became excited and couldn't help but clapped her fleshy little hands and said in a sweet voice: "Partnership! Share the money!"
She even knew the word partnership. What kind of environment did this little kid grow up in?
Fang Zheng calmly put the invitation into his arms and said with a smile: "Do you know what a partnership is? I got the invitation, and the money from the sale is of course mine. You didn't contribute any money or effort, so why should you share it?"
money?"
The little princess was stumped, her big and smart eyes rolled, and then she said with a stern face: "If I tell the prince brother that someone stole the invitations to this year's flower viewing party and sold them, the prince brother will definitely not be happy.
"
"…………"
Fang Zheng stared at her dumbfounded. He swore that he would never treat her as a child again. Which child could be so smart? He could grasp Fang Zheng's weakness with just one sentence. If the prince knew about such a disgraceful thing,
It was him who did it. It is not a big deal to offend him, but it is very possible for him to be looked down upon by the prince. The most important thing is that if the prince knew about it and changed all the invitations in time before the flower viewing party, then how many invitations he has in his hands now?
Ten invitations are equal to a pile of waste paper.
The little princess patted Fang Zheng on the shoulder and advised seriously: "If you give me some money, I won't tell the truth. That's great. Everyone will have money to share."
It makes sense, it makes so damn sense! If it works together, it will be beneficial, and if it doesn’t work, it will be harmed. Even fools know what to do. - Is this little princess really only five years old?
Fang Zheng gritted his teeth and looked at the little princess, and nodded heavily: "Deal!"
The little princess cheered happily: "Shall we sell it together?"
"I can go alone, and you can just sit at home and wait for the money." There is no point in taking a kid with you when you go to the streets to sell people?
"No, what if you sell for more money but give me less on purpose? I want to watch from the sidelines!" Once she encounters something related to money, the little princess appears to be particularly shrewd.
"Ah - I will give birth to a daughter like you in the future, I, I will strangle her to death!" Fang Zheng shouted frantically.
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It has entered autumn, the weather has turned cooler, and people are walking back and forth on the streets of the capital. When the autumn wind blows, people feel the coolness one after another. They can't help but shrink their necks, and then continue to do their various livelihoods, for food and for food.
Drink, isn't it just for the sake of having a full meal in this world?
The wind blew dust on the flower market street, and sometimes it picked up a few fallen leaves, flying lightly in the air, and then fell into the dust again.
A man walked up from a distance, wearing ordinary black coarse cloth clothes, casually tied with a straw rope around his waist. A piece of black cloth half covered his face, only revealing a pair of thieving eyes, he kept looking at the street.
shop. He also carried a little girl on his back, who was also dressed like an ordinary person. The child lay obediently on the man's back, silently, and his flexible eyes turned around, looking curiously at the people coming on the street.
Often people.
Suddenly, a middle-aged man wearing a floral satin gown and blue cloud satin square-toed shoes walked past the man.
The man quickly grabbed the middle-aged man and took off the black cloth covering his face, revealing a face that looked handsome but was actually cunning. This man was none other than Fang Zheng, the little girl he was carrying.
, of course she is the little princess that everyone is afraid of.
The middle-aged man was grabbed by Fang Zheng, and he couldn't help but said with dissatisfaction: "Who are you? What do you want to do?"
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I see that your Excellency's bones are exquisite and his seal is shining. He must be a wealthy person. Have you heard of the flower appreciation party held by His Highness the Prince every year? Do you want to go and see it?"...
.
The middle-aged man became interested: "Do you have a way to let me in?"
Fang Zheng nodded, stretched out his hand and said, "Five thousand taels, I'll let you go in and see it."
The middle-aged man's face darkened, and he turned around and left without saying a word.
The little princess lay on Fang Zheng's shoulder and beat his shoulder dissatisfied: "You can't do this! Think of other ways."
Fang Zheng sighed, people in ancient times were not stupid. A wealthy proprietor with no strength must not be willing to spend five thousand taels just to visit the garden? But these invitations must be sold, otherwise they will be invalidated when they expire.
, haven’t I wasted this opportunity to make a fortune? If I can really sell out 5,000 taels a piece, it will add up to a small amount of 200,000 taels.
Carrying the little princess on his back, Fang Zheng wiped his nose, which was about to burst with snot bubbles from the cold, and stopped a young man who looked extremely rich in clothing.
Fang Zheng looked around, lowered his voice, and said mysteriously: "Brother, I have something good to sell you, do you want it?"
The young man was startled, and looked at Fang Zheng carefully. A hint of understanding flashed in his eyes, and he leaned closer and asked, "...are there any illustrations?"
Fang Zheng was stunned, could this polite scum mistook me for a hawker selling pornographic books?
"What's the use of hiding at home and looking at pictures? Do you want to attend the flower viewing party hosted by His Royal Highness? I have an invitation. There are many beauties there..."
"His Royal Highness did it? How much money?" The young man looked very interested.
"Five thousand taels."
"…………"
"…………"
After some haggling, the young man finally put the five thousand taels of silver notes into Fang Zheng's hand and got an invitation.
After the first business was done, Fang Zheng and the little princess looked at each other and smiled, congratulating each other with their eyes.
"Hey, brother, are there many beauties attending the flower viewing party?" the young man asked again.
"There should be a lot of them, ladies from all over the world, Xiaojiabiyu, and so on."
"Great! I will definitely steal all their hearts!" The young man was overjoyed. His true identity turned out to be a heart-stealing thief.
Fang Zheng looked sideways at his pockmarked face, and finally couldn't help but said: "Brother, although women like bad men, but... they probably won't like men who are bad looking..."
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