It wasn't a trouble just now, but now it's a real trouble.
Fang Zheng was holding the long-lost white goose in his hand, feeling confused in his heart.
I don’t know which old man made the rule that wild geese must be used to get married, and they must be live wild geese. The current situation is that the killer brother kills the birds with ruthless hands and kills one on the spot. The consequences... are not as serious as usual.
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Xiao Wu cried very sadly, because he was responsible for taking care of the cage with the wild geese, and if something happened now, Mrs. Fang probably wouldn't be able to spare him.
"Master, what should I do?" Xiao Wu sobbed. He didn't dare to argue with his killer brother, so he had to ask Fang Zheng for help.
Fang Zheng scratched his head. The thing happened so suddenly that he couldn't think of a good solution at the moment.
Seeing Xiao Wu's pitiful appearance, I couldn't help but scratch my scalp and came up with a helpless solution.
They found a duck, rolled it twice in flour, and then put it in a cage. At first glance, it looked similar to a wild goose.
"Is that okay?" Xiao Wu looked worriedly at the unconvincing counterfeit in the cage, feeling very uneasy.
"Okay, of course." Fang Zheng assured, patting his chest.
Xiaowu finally felt relieved after hearing the young master's assurance.
Then he thought of a very serious problem.
"Master, if this happens, will it affect the villain's future?" Xiao Wu asked seriously.
"…………"
Fang Zheng really didn't know how to answer Xiao Wu. He had a headache thinking about it and didn't even think of the answer. What's the future of a schoolboy... or a schoolboy?
Since the morning, the proprietors of major business houses in the capital have come to congratulate them one after another. Butler Sun has arranged for them one by one. Mr. Fang has spent a lot of money to hire two theatrical troupes, as well as storytellers and juggling troupes, all of which are set up at the house.
On the stage, Fang Mansion was lively like a bustling market for a while, with adults laughing, children running, and maids and servants walking back and forth among the crowd carrying various fruit plates and snacks, busy and orderly.
The whole day's busy work made Fang Zheng's body seem to be falling apart. If he keeps going like this, he will probably not have the strength to move in the bridal chamber tonight, unless that girl Chang Ping can continue to maintain her passionate and unrestrained side in bed and adopt the male posture.
Get down, girl on top, otherwise, after drinking the acacia wine, everyone will just go to bed...
There were more and more guests in the mansion, and towards dusk, officials from the court also came to the door one after another. Behind each official were several servants carrying heavy gifts. Listen, Fang Zheng was "carrying" them.
With golden eyes, he watched loads of gifts being moved into the warehouse under the command of Butler Sun. They were distributed and distributed again! These officials made a lot of money when they were in office. As we all know, Fang Zheng is a close confidant of the emperor.
, deeply favored by the saint, and today he has become the emperor's son-in-law, and has even stepped into the ranks of the emperor's relatives. For such a potential stock with great development prospects, how can the gifts given by officials be shabby?
After greeting all the officials, it was already dusk, and the last step of the wedding was now in progress - the personal welcome.
Accompanied by Yang Duqing, the Minister of Rites, and the servants of the Fang family, and amid the blessings of his parents and guests, Fang Zheng rode on a tall horse that had been painted white, and went to the palace with great ambition to marry him.
Changping. Following him out were the six levy gifts and a large number of betrothal gifts that even Fang Zheng could not name.
Gongs, drummers, and suona players kept playing along with the procession, and crowds of people watched the excitement along the street. Fang Zheng's marriage relieved the recently depressed and depressing atmosphere in the capital. The people temporarily forgot about the thick shadow hanging over their hearts, and walked away one after another.
He went to the street and looked curiously at Fang Zheng, who was sitting on a horse and waving to them frequently.
"Whose boy is that? It's just a marriage, do you need to be so proud?"
"Shh! Keep your voice down! I don't want to kill you? You don't know this Fang Taisui? He is marrying the emperor's second daughter, Princess Changping. Think about it for yourself. Can you afford to offend these two people?"….
"Fang Taisui? Your name sounds familiar..."
"How ungrateful! If it weren't for Mr. Fang, your whole family, including you, might be working as slaves for the Turks on their grasslands!"
"Ah! So it's him!"
"…………"
Fang Zheng didn't care at all about the people watching him. He even felt very proud now, so he acted very friendly and kept waving and greeting people along the way, just like a grassroots inspection under national leadership.
Yang Duqing came to the Fang Mansion at noon and told the two elders of the Fang family that Qin Tianjian calculated the birth dates of Fang Zheng and Changping, and got a horoscope saying: "Both rich and noble, a match made in heaven."
Fang Zheng thought to himself, my family is rich and your family is powerful, isn't it "both rich and noble"? The officials of Qintian Prison are really good at taking advantage of this.
I looked up at the sky. It was still gray. Apart from the unlucky weather, everything went smoothly today.
Fang Zheng looked back at the long welcoming procession, and the duck in a cage following the procession. If there was anything to worry about, it was this duck pretending to be a wild goose. I hope he wouldn't be there by then.
Will be found out.
The team soon arrived at the west gate of the palace, and the person who came out to greet Fang Zheng and his party was actually a fat man. Behind him were a large group of palace maids and eunuchs, all of whom looked at Fang Zheng with smiles.
Today's fat man was obviously dressed up carefully, wearing a festive red prince's python robe. His face, which usually looked fair and chubby, turned out to be bright red today. From a distance, it looked like an extra-large, deformed red apple. This made him
The fat man who looks honest and honest makes him look a little bit more funny.
Fang Zheng got off the horse and looked behind the fat man in confusion: "Why are you alone?"
The fat man smiled and said: "Isn't it enough for me alone? Do you still want my father to come out in person?"
Fang Zheng shook his head, looked at the fat man carefully, and said with a smile: "Fat man, you are dressed very handsome today. You are more popular than the groom like me. You walk around in the street, tsk tsk, you are so charming..."
The fat man raised his eyebrows proudly and said with a smile: "When a girl gets married, of course I, as a brother, cannot neglect her. How about it? My appearance is not bad. I have been dressing up deliberately for more than an hour."
"Did you put powder on your face?" Fang Zheng asked with a frown. When he got closer, he realized that the fat man's face was a little abnormally red.
The fat man smiled even more proudly: "Yes, you can put on some powder to look energetic. Hey, your Ruyuzhai rouge is really good. Look, it doesn't fall off when you apply it on your face. It's much better than ordinary rouge."
Fang Zheng felt a chill in his heart. What happened to the men in ancient times? A big man rubbed powder on his face to look like the Invincible Dongfang. He was not ashamed but proud of it. Isn't it a shame?
"Which kind of rouge did you use?" Fang Zheng felt that the fat man's dressing up was a bit nondescript.
"What's wrong with your new rouge called 'Yu Ren Jiao'? Sister Feng personally sent it to my house." The fat man said in shock.
"Jade Lady"? Who named this? Why does it sound like some kind of aphrodisiac...
Fang Zheng shook his head solemnly: "Beauty is not beautiful, it is too soft, and it is easy to show traces under strong light. The highest level of powdering is - 'Can you see, I have powdered?',
Obviously, the marks on your face are too heavy."
The fat man subconsciously touched his face and asked humbly: "Then what kind of powder should I use?"
Fang Zheng showed an authoritative smile and said proudly: "Of course you have to use another new product of Ru Yuzhai, called 'Daughter's Shame'. It contains a higher proportion of pearl powder, which is most suitable for people with natural skin like yours."
For fair-skinned people..."
"Daughter's Shame...? I remember I used an aphrodisiac, and the name was also called Daughter's Shame. What a coincidence..." The fat man tried hard to remember...
"Oh? There is such an aphrodisiac? Do you still have it?"
"…………"
The two stood at the gate of the palace and had a lively and cordial discussion on the two major topics of beauty and aphrodisiac...
The eunuchs and maids behind the fat man and the wedding team behind Fang Zheng all yawned in unison.
"His Royal Highness Prince Fu, Mr. Fang, the auspicious time is approaching, should we enter the palace?" Yang Duqing had to stand up and interrupted the irrelevant chat between the two.
"Ah?" The two of them looked sideways at the sky at the same time, then looked at each other in a tacit understanding, and laughed in unison: "Yes, yes, yes, enter the palace, enter the palace..."
On the way into the palace, Fang Zheng realized that it turned out that the fat man came out to greet the groom on behalf of the girl's parents. Among the many princes and princesses, only Fatty and Changping had the same father and mother, so the task of representing the girl's parents naturally fell on him.
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After meeting with the emperor, who was looking happy, he was given six gifts and various dazzling betrothal gifts, which were lined up in the spacious hall - including the duck pretending to be a wild goose.
The emperor was wearing a brand-new dragon robe, stroking his beard, and he was smiling so hard that he couldn't even see his face. Everyone in the royal family gathered together, including the prince, the king of Thailand, the fat man, even the little princess of Changle, and many officials from the Ministry of Rites, responsible for the affairs of the department.
Li's eunuchs, etc., whether they liked Fang Zheng or not, they all smiled in front of the emperor and looked at the young man who had just joined the royal family with a smile.
Sitting next to the emperor was a graceful middle-aged woman. She looked at Fang Zheng with a smile, her eyes showing love and appreciation for the younger generation. Fang Zheng thought for a moment and thought that this woman might be the fat man and
Changping’s biological mother is Concubine Li.
Wakaka, mother-in-law!
Fang Zheng was shocked. Although he was from the previous life, he was not married, but he knew that there was a terrible creature called the mother-in-law in this world. This creature made trouble between the son-in-law and his daughter, turning things upside down.
Hands are Raining, from falling in love to talking about marriage, the man’s family, job, origin, all the way to the wedding gift, bride price, gold and silver jewelry, and even the sexual intercourse between the daughter and the son-in-law after marriage, income, etc.
, behind all this, the shadow of the mother-in-law is looming in it, looking in front, suddenly behind, her magical power is very vast...
This mother-in-law must be fawning! After Fang Zheng confirmed the identity of Concubine Li, he quickly made this decision in his mind. In his heart, he did not have much respect for the emperor, and sometimes he was not even afraid of offending the emperor, but for this
The mother-in-law was smiling and silent, but she was deeply worried. If he didn't have a good relationship with her, he and Chang Ping would not have a good life in the future.
In fact, Fang Zheng's worries are completely unnecessary. He was poisoned by the social environment in his previous life. Now is the ancient times. The ancients paid attention to the daughters who were married off. When a woman gets married, she obeys her husband and becomes a member of her husband's family.
Even in the royal family, if the relationship between husband and wife is not particularly harmonious, the natal family will generally not interfere.
Immediately afterwards, Fang Zheng put on the most flattering smile in his life, bowed his waist, smiled at Concubine Li and said: "My son-in-law pays homage to my mother-in-law. I wish your mother-in-law good health and longevity. She will be thirty-eight this year and ten next year."
Eight, the emperor laughed when he saw it. The pink and white in the sixth palace have no color. Everyone praises you. If you ask who is the most beautiful in the palace, you are a flower..."
A spur-of-the-moment conversation made Concubine Li's flowers tremble, and she fell softly on the emperor's shoulders. She kept wiping her tears from laughter and gasped: "Your Majesty... our...
My son-in-law has such a sweet mouth, you are really wise to hand Mi'er over to him..."
Fang Zheng still smiled obsequiously, his eyes calmly facing the disdainful glances of the emperor, the fat man, Yang Duqing, and the many eunuchs and maids in the palace. The pride in his heart was beyond words. Hum, despise me as much as you want, the power of my mother-in-law.
You know what the heck! If I don’t coax her well, will I be able to worry less in the future?….
Even though it was a happy day, the emperor couldn't help but groaned loudly, "Did this kid take the wrong medicine? He has never been so flattering to me before, so why is he so flattering to his mother-in-law?"
Pressing down the sour feeling in his heart, the emperor said solemnly: "Fang Zheng, my Mi'er will be handed over to you from today on. You must treat her well. She has never suffered any grievances since she was a child. If you let me know that you are not treating her well,
,Huh! Watch out for your item..."
"Your Majesty! Today is a happy day. Don't always talk about killing and killing. It's so unlucky!" Concubine Li interrupted the Emperor's words with a petulant voice. Fang Zheng's hard-earned flattery was quickly received.
The effect of reciprocating love.
"Ahem... Eunuch Cao."
"I'm here, old slave." Eunuch Cao stood up respectfully.
"Get the marriage certificate." The emperor ordered.
Clearing his throat, the Emperor slowly unfolded the woman's marriage proposal, and read with a slightly serious expression: "...the family is not high in esteem, the voice is unpretentious, the family is humble, and they are diligent and sincere.
The article will predict the celebration of IKEA..."
"Gah, gah..." A sudden cry interrupted the emperor's melodious voice.
Fang Zheng was startled and broke into a cold sweat. Not the boss? Don't play with me at this time!
"What's the sound?" The emperor frowned and asked. Everyone's eyes were roving around but found nothing.
"...Uh, it's nothing. Maybe Wei Chen's stomach is not feeling well, so he made this noise...Your Majesty, please continue." Fang Zheng explained quickly with a smile.
The emperor glared at him and continued to read: "... Yi's second daughter, Zhou Mi, has reached the age of hairpin, and her righteousness should be appropriate, so it is useless to keep silent about it, and to make friends with the Qin and Jin Dynasties, I admire you with deep sincerity and dare to speak out.
I……"
"Gah, gah..."
This time everyone finally discovered the source of the noise.
Putting the marriage certificate on the tray, the emperor stepped forward and carefully looked at the strange creature in the cage.
"This is..." The emperor frowned, as if he was lost in thought.
Fang Zheng wiped the cold sweat from going back and forth, and quickly said with a smile: "...Dayan, Dayan."
The emperor still didn't let go and frowned: "This white goose..."
"New breed, latest breed, cross between wild goose and duck..." Fang Zheng felt his back feel wet.
As if to prove what Fang Zheng said, the duck in the cage flapped its wings twice and happily echoed: "Gah, gah..."
In order to pretend to be a white goose, Fang Zheng rolled the duck twice in a pile of flour, and now the sequelae are showing. The duck's wings flapped, and the area three feet outside the cage was suddenly enveloped in a white mist of flour.
It's over! Fang Zheng closed his eyes with a miserable look on his face. A pirated copy will always be a pirated copy, no matter how realistic it is, it can't be compared with the genuine one, just like the principle of "evil prevails over good".
Pretending not to notice the flour on everyone's heads and faces, Fang Zheng still laughed along with him and said harshly: "...the new breed of wild goose has the problem of hair loss, but its essence is still a big white goose..."
The emperor raised his thick eyebrows, ready to get angry. He looked around at the inexplicable crowd, and finally held back. He glanced at Fang Zheng with a half-smile, took the engagement letter from the tray, snorted, and continued reading, but at a faster pace.
Speeded up a lot.
What follows is a series of court etiquette.
There are naturally many more rules for marrying a daughter from the royal family than among the people. Fang Zheng was confused and allowed the eunuch in charge of the ceremony to fiddle with him. In the end, he couldn’t remember how many times he kowtowed, how much nonsense he listened to, and how many relatives of the royal family he met. In the end,
When I felt like I was about to die, the tedious palace etiquette finally came to an end.
Led by Fatty and the Thai King, a group of people surrounded Fang Zheng and arrived outside the palace where Chang Ping lived. Outside the door, a group of heroic women's soldiers were fully armed and guarded the door. Fang Zheng and other people came noisily, headed by
The female guard commander raised her right hand high and shouted crisply: "Stop the groom!"
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I thought I could finish the wedding in two chapters, but I found that I was deeply wrong!
The wedding process in this book is slightly different from the real wedding in ancient times. Strictly speaking, the six steps of the wedding cannot be completed in one day, and the emperor cannot marry his daughter in person. I am writing this for
The writing is convenient. Friends who are good at this should not go into it too deeply and just laugh it off.