"Fat man, please treat me to lunch." Fang Zheng said lazily while lying on the table. In class, an unknown old master was reading the Book of Songs while shaking his head.
Think about it, a bad old man over seventy years old, with a youthful face and peach blossoms in his eyes, reciting affectionately: "My fair lady, a gentleman is so brave...", this scene is so chilling, Fang Zheng and the fat man coincidentally agree
I chose to ignore it.
"Why?" the fat man said depressedly. Anyone would be depressed if he invited someone to dinner for no reason.
"Celebrate thirty-seven days and one hour since we have known each other. Is this a good reason?"
"...What's there to celebrate?" The fat man didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This young master of the Fang family is good at everything, but he is too stingy and likes to take advantage.
"Of course it's worth celebrating. Congratulations. You have met a friend like me who is so kind and honest. Shouldn't you treat me to a treat?" Fang Zheng patted the fat man on the shoulder and said seriously.
"Come on, if you want to take advantage of me, just say so." The fat man rolled his eyes.
"...Okay, I want to get some food." In front of the fat man, Fang Zheng didn't need shame.
"You are really straight..." the fat man said with a bitter smile.
"That's right, I have many advantages, and straightforwardness is just the most inconspicuous among them..." Fang Zheng was still boasting to himself.
Before he finished speaking, there was only a loud "clang" sound, and the door of the classroom was kicked open rudely. The whole class of students suddenly burst into an uproar. At this time, a strong figure rushed straight towards Fang Zheng and Fatty like a black smoke.
Before the two of them could react, the figure had already stood in front of them. It turned out to be Xiao Jianzhu.
She was still dressed as a man, but her face was full of anger. She ran too fast, her chest was heaving violently, and a few drops of sweat secreted from the tip of her nose. She grabbed the fat man's sleeve and shouted urgently: "Brother
"Someone bullied me again!" - Why do you say "again"?
The fat man was stunned and looked at Fang Zheng with strange eyes.
Fang Zheng subconsciously moved a few steps away, shook his head and said: "This time it's none of my business." He was wondering in his heart, why is this girl always being bullied?
Before the fat man could ask, the little bamboo shoot was already tugging at the fat man's sleeves to find a place to go. The whole class of students stared dumbfoundedly at the tomboy walking in and out of the classroom, as if they were in a deserted place.
"You... you..." The old master in the class who didn't know his last name pointed at the three of them with trembling fingers, his lips were trembling, but he was too angry to speak.
Xiao Jianzun ignored him. When he turned around and saw Fang Zheng still standing there, he said angrily: "Why are you still standing still?"
Fang Zheng put on a pose like Lin Daiyu: "The young man is weak and sick, and he will fall down at the slightest sign of wind..."
Xiao Jianzun interrupted impatiently: "Stop talking nonsense, are you a man? Come and say a word, come on!" Then he turned his head and scolded the old master: "Shut up! You are stuttering when you speak.
, how do you teach?”
Fang Zheng had no choice but to touch his nose and follow her helplessly, glancing apologetically at the old master who was foaming at the mouth in class. But he was muttering in his heart, should this girl let me take the lead? With my small body, I'm afraid
He was killed by the enemy within one round.
On the way to find a venue, Xiao Jianzun explained the reason intermittently. It turned out that she was really bullied. Unlike Fang Zheng's last bullying, she walked around at night and eventually encountered ghosts. She met a pervert.
How could people in ancient times be really so short-sighted? She was only deceiving herself by dressing up as a man. She was so proud when she walked on the street that everyone thought she was a man. Today, she met a street gangster with no eyesight.
, seeing her pretty face and hunting desire, he couldn't help but step forward to tease her. This girl is not a vegetarian, so she started fighting with her. She may have learned martial arts, and she beat the gangster all over the floor in a few rounds.
Looking for teeth. The gangster was not convinced, clamoring for help, and asked her to draw a path and make an appointment for another large-scale real-person PK at a time and place. This little sharp bamboo shoot with a weak head actually agreed, so he hurriedly
He hurriedly ran to the academy to bring in reinforcements.
"Why don't you report it to the official?" Fang Zheng couldn't help but ask.
Xiao Jianzun glanced at Fang Zheng with disdain and said proudly: "The affairs of us Jianghu people will naturally be resolved by Jianghu. Since others have set up a problem, they are pinching me. If I inform Yingzhao Sun, wouldn't it be wrong?
Did you fall into trouble?" Damn! Where did she learn all the slanderous words?
The fat man glared at her unhappily, and asked like a brother: "Where are your... uh, nursing homes? Just watching you being bullied?".
Xiao Jianzun rolled his eyes and said with a guilty conscience: "They followed me when I was going out. I thought it was troublesome, so I found an alley to throw them away."
"It's okay," Fang Zheng came out to smooth things over, "Fat man, you also have a nursing home. You can just ask your nursing home to take care of them." The scene when his brother and sister came home from dinner at Fang's house a few days ago, Fang Zheng
But I remember it clearly.
Seeing Fang Zheng speaking for her, Xiao Jianshan looked at him gratefully.
Unexpectedly, the fat man also wiped his sweat with guilt and said: "There is no danger in going to school every day. I didn't let them follow..."
"…………"
What kind of virtues do the two brothers and sisters have?
Fang Zheng asked Xiao Jianzun seriously: "How many troops does the other party have?"
"I don't know. From the tone of that gangster, there are more than a dozen."
"Then why don't you hurry up and call someone?"
"I've asked someone to bring a message to the house to mobilize the guards... uh, to protect the hospital. Let's go there first. The appointed time is coming soon. We can't let them underestimate us." What a shrewd girl, she said "we"
Fang Zheng was dragged into this muddy water.
Three versus a dozen, our side is all old and weak, and the other side is all elite soldiers and generals. If nothing else goes wrong, Fang Zheng and the three of them will be killed instantly by the other side as soon as they look at each other.
"Well, Xiaosheng suddenly received a message from his family thousands of miles away. There is an emergency at home. You two walked slowly. Xiaosheng said goodbye..."
There is a difference between serving a righteous cause generously and dying in vain. Fang Zheng believes that he is an adult and cannot accompany this brainless little girl to fool around. Confucius once said, "A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall." And Young Master Fang, it is
He is a true and genuine gentleman. "Whoever dares to make me fail to be a gentleman, I will risk my life with him (her)!"
"Want to run away? No way! Damn it! I haven't settled the accounts with you for bullying me last time. You must accompany me today!" Xiao Jianzun couldn't help but pull Fang Zheng's sleeve forward.
"Oh, don't pull it... I have a real emergency at home!"
"Cut the nonsense!"
"I've only heard of girls being forced into prostitution, but never of girls being forced to fight... Hey! Don't pull, your sleeves are going to tear..." The little girl is so strong, does she need to call for help?
"You are ready for this fight today!"
"Hey, we agreed, I will only sweep the formation..."
The location of the pk is near Nengren Temple outside Jubaomen. The holy land of Buddhism has been used as a place for gang fights by a group of gangsters. It is really an insult to the Buddha. I wonder if the old man Buddha will lose his temper? Fang Zheng, who has traveled through time once,
I no longer dare to talk about atheism. The mysteries of the world are so mysterious that if you don’t personally experience them and see the whole picture, who dares to make false claims? At least now, Fang Zheng feels that gods and Buddhas are everywhere.
Nengren Temple is a small temple built in the previous dynasty. The incense in the temple has never been very good. During the troubled times, the monks did not have enough to eat, so most of them returned to secular life to make money. There were only a few old monks with inflexible hands and feet.
Relying on some meager incense and occasional donations from the people around him, he could barely survive.
There is a forest outside Nengren Temple, which is quiet and quiet. There is not even a shadow of a ghost in broad daylight. I have to say that the location of this duel is really well chosen. It is really a geomantic treasure place for collective fighting and murder.
It took the three of them two sticks of incense to reach Nengren Temple. There was a small forest about 500 steps in front of the temple gate, which was the place for the fight.
There was already a group of people on the other side waiting for them, about twenty or so, and the leader was clearly a senior gangster. He was waving his hands with his back to Fang Zheng and the others, doing the final mobilization for his brothers before the war.
"...Anyway, the brothers are all working hard, and I'm going to give Brother Ninth a bad breath! After knocking down the little girl's legs, the brothers will all come and have a taste! And then we'll do it again!
Sell her into a brothel, where she will be trampled by thousands of people and tens of thousands of people..."
This person's words were very tempting, because when the "Ninth Brother" said that they should "try something new", the gangsters had already seen Fang Zheng and the others, specifically the little bamboo shoots. In this era
In fact, there are not many real beauties, and those like Xiao Jianzhu can be regarded as super beauties in both appearance and figure. So the gangsters suddenly became excited, wolves howled and ghosts screamed, and the scene was chaotic. It was a pity that the beauty was not there.
Before she spoke, she was really charming and graceful. Once she opened her mouth -
"Fuck your mother-in-law! My aunt is standing right here. Let's see what you bastard can do to knock my aunt down!"
Fang Zheng and Fatty looked at each other and sighed in unison. Fatty's face was much uglier than Fang Zheng's, and he probably couldn't figure out why his sister was always so wild and unrestrained.
"Brother Ninth" turned around after hearing this, only to see that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He couldn't recognize what he looked like. Just as he said, "Beat him until his mother doesn't even recognize him." There was still a bandage wrapped around his left wrist.
Covered with a thick layer of coarse cloth, the slightest movement made him grin, and the little sharp bamboo shoots tortured him quite a lot.
"Brother Ninth" couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw that Xiao Jianzun had arrived as promised and only brought two helpers. At the same time, he looked around alertly for a while, and after confirming that there was no ambush among Fang Zheng and the others, he said with a sinister smile: "
Little girl, I gave you time to call for help, but you just called these two losers?"
Fang Zheng and Xiao Jianzun were furious when they heard this, but Fatty smiled and looked nonchalant. They all said that Fatty had a good temper, which was obvious.