Zhang Yunfeng was very angry after being provoked by Xiao Jiujiu.
But Xiao Jiujiu is now settled in Anna's arms, and he can't find any reason to pull this little perverted dog out of the little beauty's arms. He can only turn his head away, no longer look at the situation here, and take a look.
Not seeing is pure.
At the same time, he turned his grief and anger into work. After a while, a pot of fragrant broth was completed in his hands.
Zhang Yunfeng served the two women with the broth himself in a gentlemanly manner, and also gave them some dry food and barbecue. Soon the small table was filled with food.
Anna and Milia looked at the table full of food, and the five internal organs in their stomachs immediately rebelled, gurgling non-stop.
Milia's pretty face turned red. She glanced at Zhang Yunfeng and found that his expression was normal, so she started eating.
As for Anna, a lively and cheerful little beauty who was as restrained as Milia, she put Xiao Jiujiu on her lap, then let go and started eating.
Zhang Yunfeng looked at the two women and smiled, and also started eating.
After a while, the entire food on the table was swept away by the three of them like a storm.
"Brother Yunfeng, the food you cook is really delicious, even better than the chefs in the palace. After eating the food you cooked, I can no longer eat food cooked by others. No.
You have to compensate for my losses and cook for me every day from now on." After Anna finished eating, she burped in an unladylike manner, patted her belly, and said.
"Okay! As long as you marry me, I will cook for you every day." Zhang Yunfeng laughed.
"Ah!" Anna exclaimed shyly, realizing that what she just said could easily lead to ambiguity.
Zhang Yunfeng looked at Anna who was in embarrassment and did not point out her embarrassment. He changed the subject and said, "By the way, what are you doing in the Forest of Despair? There are only monsters and dead people here. There is no village or shop. Don't tell me.
I’m here to travel.”
"You're just traveling!" Anna said coquettishly, then suddenly rolled her eyes and asked curiously, "Brother Yunfeng, what is traveling?"
Even Milia cast a questioning look at Zhang Yunfeng.
"Well, what about this!" Zhang Yunfeng suddenly forgot that this was a different world, and accidentally said the term of his previous life. Now he was speechless when Anna asked him this, but looking at Anna's curious baby's appearance, he knew what if
If he didn't explain clearly, this girl wouldn't give up, so he had to bite the bullet and explain; "This tour actually means riding a donkey and traveling around."
"Is this really the case?" Anna was not convinced by Zhang Yunfeng's explanation and asked doubtfully.
Zhang Yunfeng said firmly, "Yes, that's it."
"But why have we never heard the word tourism? I clearly remember that there is no such word on the mainland, unless you are not from the Augus continent." Milia said.
"Well, this is the local dialect where we live. It's normal if you haven't heard it." Zhang Yunfeng said quickly.
"By the way, I really forgot if I didn't mention this. I didn't know which country Brother Yunfeng is from?" Milia asked next. She was different from Anna, a reckless little beauty with big nerves. She suddenly
We found the key to the problem.
"Yes! Brother Yunfeng, which country are you from? Are you a citizen of our Rockwell Empire, and who is your master? What kind of person can teach a powerful young master like you?
?" Anna asked eloquently.
"And he is also a young strong man who has reached the seventh level of magic and martial arts. With the strength of Brother Yunfeng, I am afraid that even the three young strong men of our Rockwell Empire are no match for you. I also want to know what to do.
Only such a mentor can teach a young master like Yunfeng, who is so arrogant. I have never heard of a saint-level expert who is proficient in magic and fighting spirit at the same time." Milia added.
Originally, she wanted to say "monster", but Zhang Yunfeng's strength was too unbelievable and miraculous. However, the good aristocratic training allowed Milia to say the ironic word "monster", so in the end she had to temporarily replace it with "gao".
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Zhang Yunfeng was also puzzled at this time. Why did it feel like these two girls were checking their household registration? But he didn't know how to answer the two girls' questions. He couldn't say that he was not a resident of the Augus continent, but a time traveler from the earth.
Go ahead!
Although he has classified Anna and Milia into the ranks of his women, there are some secrets that he is still unwilling to tell the two women so early. At least before bringing them into the harem, he said that he would not consider telling them his secrets.
Listen.
After all, his appearance is so absurd and magical that even if he tells it, no one may believe it.
But looking at the two pretty faces full of curiosity, Zhang Yunfeng knew that if he didn't find a way to fool them today, they wouldn't give up. His brain cells were running at high speed, trying to come up with a perfect excuse.
Suddenly he remembered the soap operas he had watched on the Internet before, gritted his teeth, and the best tragic story of half a year, which he wrote, directed and starred in, was formed. Well, he was still the leading male pig foot in this tragic story.
Zhang Yunfeng used Wushuang Qi to stimulate his lacrimal glands to 'squeeze out' a few tears of sadness and began to tell his story.
"I originally lived in a small village called Earth. I had no father or mother since I was a child. I relied on the help of the kind people in the village to survive. But our village is very poor, the land there is barren, and there are few people nearby. The villagers also
They relied on hunting and farming to make a living. They didn’t even have enough to eat, so they didn’t have much to offer me. I almost didn’t have enough to eat every day. When I was seven years old, one day I was really hungry.
I couldn't stand it anymore, so I went to the nearby forest to pick some wild fruits to satisfy my hunger. That's where I met a person who changed the destiny of my life." At this point, Zhang Yunfeng suddenly paused, his eyes were red, and he was deeply moved.
He sighed, a look of heartbroken grief on his face, as if he was remembering those painful memories of the past.
The two little beauties also had red eyes when they heard this. They are both good girls from aristocratic families. They have been well fed and clothed since childhood, and they have been in contact with the children of the aristocrats. How have they heard such stories!
Zhang Yunfeng secretly glanced at the two little beauties out of the corner of his eye, and found that their eyes were red, and the gazes they looked at him were full of sympathy and pity. Overflowing with motherly love, he wanted to hold him in his arms and comfort him.
Seeing this, Zhang Yunfeng thought with pride; "It seems that my brother is really a genius! Just making up a story can make the two little beauties burst into tears, and they almost hugged me into their arms. No wonder they used to do it all the time."
I heard people say that women before the 22nd century were emotional animals and shed tears at every turn. Now it seems true. Hehe, it seems that the sensibility index of women in the Augus continent is even higher than that of women in the 21st century.
Above! I wonder if I can use stories like this to gain sympathy from women in the future so that I can take advantage of them! I believe that with my superb acting skills that surpass those of movie stars and Hollywood, those beauties are not yet available."
"That person is your master, right?" Anna said quickly.
Zhang Yunfeng nodded and continued; "At that time, I met an old man who was seriously injured. Seeing that the old man was dying and about to die, I quickly dragged him back to the village. It happened to be next door to my house at that time
Uncle Zhang came back from hunting and caught a lot of prey and gave me a hare. I couldn't bear to eat it, so I stewed the soup and gave it all to the old man. In this way, I took care of the old man for three months. Three months later, the old man
The injury finally recovered, and he was able to speak and get out of bed. The old man was grateful for my life-saving grace, so he accepted me as his apprentice and began to teach me magic and martial arts. However, I don’t know the name of the master because he has always been
He didn't tell me anything about his past. Until a month ago, he said that I had learned all his skills and wanted me to practice outside. Then he used a space magic to throw me here. Since then, I have been
I'll wander around here until I meet you."
"As for you asking me, which country I am from, I don't know, because the village where I lived since I was a child is basically isolated from the world, so I have some unique dialects, and the only person who has entered the village for more than ten years is
The outsider is my master, so I don’t know which country I am from. Because I haven’t had enough to eat since I was a child, I always try to make the best food so that I can eat better. This is why
The reason why my cooking skills are so good." At the end of the sentence, Zhang Yunfeng did not forget to take the opportunity to answer Anna and Milia's previous questions.
Finally finishing the story, Zhang Yunfeng couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.
In just one minute, it is really not something that ordinary people can make up such a bloody tragic story. Even if he has already used 50% of his brain, it is a bit overwhelming.
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Anna and Milia were moved by Zhang Yunfeng's tragic story, leaving behind two lines of crystal tears.
"Ugh...Brother Yunfeng, you are so pitiful in your life! No wonder the food you cook is so delicious, it turns out to be for this reason." Anna choked with sobs.
"Yes! No wonder Brother Yunfeng speaks so weirdly. It turns out that's the case. Brother Yunfeng must have had a very hard life before." Milia said with motherly love.
"The past days have passed and it's useless to talk about it now. People have to look forward." Zhang Yunfeng said with great ambition. He said this purely to divert the attention of the two women. After all, the two little beauties were here.
No one would feel too comfortable when someone is crying in front of him. And the fact that he would talk about it like this actually has another meaning. It just depends on what the two beauties are talking about.
"I agree, let the past go, people are looking forward to the future. Wow, I didn't expect that Brother Yunfeng's literary talent is so good, even Milia can't say such philosophical words, Anna, I admire you so much!" Anna!
His eyes were shining brightly, and there were already little stars in his eyes when he looked at Zhang Yunfeng.
Milia also looked at Zhang Yunfeng with admiration and said, "Then how does Brother Yunfeng plan to go in the future? Why don't you come back to the imperial capital of Kangbeida with us? I think with Brother Yunfeng's skills, in Kangbei
Da will definitely do something." At this point, Milia suddenly looked at Zhang Yunfeng with an expectant look, and there was still an inexplicable emotion in her eyes.
Hehe! This is what Zhang Yunfeng is waiting for. When he is with a beautiful woman, he will get the moon first. With all the methods of picking up girls in the 22nd century that he is proficient in, it will not be a matter of time before he picks them up.