Zhang Yunfeng's seemingly caring words rang in his ears. Roger's dark face turned red, and he even looked more like Guan Gong than Guan Gong. He coughed violently a few times, his shoulders shrugged, and it took him a while to catch his breath and turn red.
With a big face, he said in a low voice, "Thank you, Master, for your concern. I will pay attention to it."
"Well, that's fine, as long as you know." Zhang Yunfeng said without caring that the latter was so embarrassed that he wanted to dig a big hole on the spot and bury himself alive.
"Hahaha"
A burst of passionate laughter suddenly sounded, which was particularly harsh in this quiet room.
Upon hearing this laughter, Roger's big face darkened on the spot. He glanced at Yakoda, who had fallen to the ground and was laughing loudly. The iron fist hidden under his long sleeves had swollen veins at this moment; "His second master
Yeah, you're just a kid
You who came to me halfway, in terms of qualifications and strength, you are no match for me, you are not even worthy of carrying my shoes, yet you dare to laugh at me at this time. Okay, you can do it, just wait for me, this matter
It’s not over.”
He secretly cursed Yakoda hundreds of times in his heart, but because Zhang Yunfeng was by his side, Roger didn't dare to take any drastic action. He just kept thinking in his mind that he would find his place and take care of Yakoda in the future.
After a meal, it is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge.
"Why are you laughing? What's so funny? Can you tell me?" Squatting down, Zhang Yunfeng looked at Yakoda, who was rolling and beating on the ground, laughing heartlessly, with a strange smile on his handsome face.
, a cold light flashed in his dark eyes, and he asked with a charming smile.
A sentence full of smiles, but it contained infinite murderous intent. Not only Roger, but also Zhang Yunfeng was very dissatisfied with Yakoda's behavior. Yakoda's kid's smile not only made Roger laugh, but also
He himself was laughed at, he was meowing, no matter what, he is the nominal master of Yakoda, but the master actually let his subordinates laugh at him, this is a common practice in the world.
Realizing that there was something in Zhang Yunfeng's words, Yakoda, who was lying on the ground, couldn't help but feel horrified, as if he was suddenly thrown into an iceberg. He shivered and immediately stood up from the ground; "Back to the young master, no."
"No?" The inexplicable smile on his face became even bigger, and his eyes narrowed slightly when he smiled, but Zhang Yunfeng was willing to let Yakoda go easily. He stood up from the ground and shook the wrinkled mage clothes on his body.
Robe continued to ask, "If not, then you would laugh so crazily, lie down on the ground, and beat the ground hard, but don't tell me what's wrong with your body. You were just sick?"
Although he wanted to say no in his heart, when he made eye contact with Roger who was holding a fist as big as a casserole and looking at him with a fierce expression behind Zhang Yunfeng, his eyes were cold, Yakoda immediately lost his ability to say anything.
The brave man who didn't speak a word shrugged his head and said helplessly: "Young Master, don't tell me, there is something wrong with my body."
"Oh?" Zhang Yunfeng raised his eyebrows and asked with great interest, "What's wrong? Tell me, you are my capable subordinate now. If you are sick, just tell me and see if I can help you."
Treat it. You can't delay this. Once a minor illness becomes serious, it will be life-threatening."
Hearing this, cold sweat started to flow from his temples instantly. Yakoda was very good at figuring out other people's mentality. From the fact that he could hold such a lucrative position as a white-robed priest in the Holy See where dragons and snakes were mixed, his ability to figure out people's thoughts was also evident.
are inseparable. His mind was racing, and countless possibilities quickly emerged in his mind. He immediately said without blushing and breathlessly: "It's not a serious illness, just a small hidden disease, because I suffer from it."
It's 'stinky armpit'."
Countless black lines quietly covered his forehead. Zhang Yunfeng looked at Yakoda who was not blushing and was out of breath. He really wanted to slap him to death; "Damn it, even if you want to make excuses, you can't."
Should it be in a more reliable one? "Smelly armpit"? Isn't that just body odor? His second master's. When have you ever heard that you can even have body odor?
It makes people laugh crazily, roll over and hit the ground. Damn it, you kid is obviously trying to make fun of you, but you still come up with such an excuse. The most unforgivable thing is that if you want to find an excuse, you should choose a more logical one.
It's such an idiotic excuse to lie to a child. Damn it, do you think I'm mentally retarded?"
Glancing at Zhang Yunfeng, whose face was obviously turning from sunny to cloudy, Roger sighed to himself; "Hey, I finally know why I'm not as good as this kid. Shameless, absolutely shameless, this kid's shamelessness has reached the level of legend."
, I just pretended to be stupid, but I actually came up with such an invincible excuse, and said it so naturally and fluently. This point alone is already beyond our reach."
"It turns out it's stinky armpits," Zhang Yunfeng exclaimed as if he suddenly realized it. He smiled mischievously and said, "What a coincidence. We happen to have someone here who knows how to treat stinky armpits. Why not let him treat it for you."
"Who is it?" Yakoda blurted out and asked. This thing seems to be too coincidental. I just made a hidden disease at random, and someone can cure it immediately. This kind of coincidence seems to be too great.
"Who is this person? Far away in the horizon, but right in front of us," Zhang Yunfeng said with great arrogance.
"Master, are you talking about you?" Yakoda asked, shrinking his head.
"It's not me." Zhang Yunfeng shook his head and said simply.
Knowing that the person was not Zhang Yunfeng, Yakoda secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Not to mention, it would be great fun if Zhang Yunfeng came to treat him. Not to mention that Zhang Yunfeng could not treat smelly armpits, even if he
If he could cure it, he couldn't just do it by himself. Because the so-called hidden disease was just an excuse he made up casually. If Zhang Yunfeng really wanted to treat him, then he would have to be "cured" obediently.
Zhang Yunfeng looked at Yakoda who looked relieved. The smile on his handsome face did not decrease but grew. His eyes looking at Yakoda were full of teasing.
Even though Yakoda's mental endurance was boundless, under Zhang Yunfeng's gaze, he was defeated magnificently. At the same time, an ominous premonition was slowly rising in his heart. He looked at Zhang Yunfeng
That smile, suddenly an idea came to my mind,
An idea suddenly appeared in his mind, and his eyes couldn't help but look at Roger, the last person in the room. According to what Zhang Yunfeng said, 'the soldiers are far away, but they are close at hand.' But at this moment, apart from the two of them, Roger was the only one in the room.
He is alive, could it be him?
But as soon as this idea emerged, he was instantly abandoned by Yakoda. Although they didn't get along for a long time, he knew that Roger had good leadership skills, but he was one of those rough guys who didn't understand medical treatment at all.
"Yes, the person who can treat you is Roger." Unexpectedly, Zhang Yunfeng's answer completely exceeded Yakoda's prediction.
At this time, not only Yakoda was confused, but Roger, one of the parties involved, was also confused, and said in a low voice: "Master, I know how to fight and kill people, but I don't know how to deal with such difficult things as treating people.
"
"Who said you can't do it? If I say you can, you will." Zhang Yunfeng shouted angrily, and then whispered something in Roger's ears. But even though Yakoda wanted to hear these words
I know, even my ears were pricked up, but I didn't hear anything. I could only sit back on the chair depressedly, tilting my head and not knowing what I was thinking.
"Master, I understand." After talking for a minute or two, Roger suddenly shouted and at the same time stared at Yakoda sitting on the chair opposite him with malicious eyes. No matter how he looked at him, he looked like
It's like adultery.
Being looked at with such an ambiguous look, Yakoda felt her anus tighten and couldn't help but tighten her legs.
Completely ignoring Yakoda's strange gaze, Roger rubbed his palms together, like an old pervert who hadn't touched a woman in decades, and walked over step by step.
"What do you want to do?" At this time, Yakoda suddenly shouted out a sentence, which is a super shocking sentence that can be called a classic among classics on earth.
"What to do?" Roger said with a proud smile, "Of course I'm going to treat you."
While he was speaking, a fist as big as a casserole had already hit Yakoda's somewhat handsome face.