Hearing the emperor's angry shout, the ministers were startled and looked at the dimly lit gate in confusion.
With a "squeak" sound, the door of Tai Chi Hall was pushed open.
Then three little beauties walked in, namely the ninth prince and Princess Chengyang, the queen's direct descendants, and the emperor's seventeenth daughter, Princess Hepu, who was quite favored.
The first two people bowed respectfully to the emperor. When the latter saw Fang Yiai lying on his stomach, he immediately rushed towards him with a cry and struggled to lift Fang Yiai's shoulders, "Big brother, big brother
, what's wrong with you? Wuwuwu, father, what's wrong with big brother? Why don't you announce that you are the imperial doctor? Wuwuwu..." Princess Hepu, who could not move her beloved wife, looked behind the book case for help, thinking in her heart
The almighty Father.
Everyone looked strangely at Princess Hepu who was holding onto Fang Yiai's clothes and crying loudly, as well as the Ninth Prince and Princess Chengyang who were standing next to Fang Yiai worriedly, and then looked at Fang Xuanling who had a headache.
They all turned to look at Li Shimin, who had a big head, and glanced at Li Chengqian, who was looking at Fang Yiai with resentment.
Everyone was very confused as to what kind of drama this was.
Looking at his beloved daughter with pear blossoms in distress, Li Shimin rolled his eyes, gritted his teeth and shouted, "Fang Xiaoer! If you don't sit up quickly and make my baby happy, hum! Believe it or not, I will
Let someone take you out now! You will never wake up again in this life!"
Will Fang Yiai, who has achieved a small amount of internal skills, be really drunk? Even Li Shimin would not believe it.
Sure enough, under the confused gazes of everyone, Fang Yiai, who had been lying still, heyed twice, turned over, sat on the ground, and looked at Li Shimin with an innocent smile on his face.
Fang Xuanling stiffened her face, twitched the corners of her mouth twice, sighed in her heart, turned her back on sight, and closed her eyes helplessly.
"Shu'er, be good, come and give me a smile, can you tell me a story?" Fang Yiai said gently and seductively.
Carefully taking a look at her father's face, Shu'er nodded happily, with a tearful smile that was exceptionally beautiful.
Seeing Princess Hepu sitting obediently on Fang Yiai's lap, all the ministers' jaws dropped, their eyes widened, and they looked at the scene in front of them in disbelief. You know, the emperor's seventeenth daughter,
That's the famous little pepper in the palace! The willful and unruly princess! How come she turned into a gentle and cute little sheep in front of Fang Yiai?
"Can I also listen?" Princess Chengyang asked softly.
Glancing at Shu'er on his lap and seeing her nodding, Fang Yiai patted Shu'er generously and said, "Come and sit down." Then he looked at the awkward Li Zhi next to him and said, "You kid, sit over here.
"
Just like that, Fang Yiai was sitting on the ground, Shuer and Chengyang were sitting on one leg, and Li Zhi was sitting on the other leg. The three of them looked at Fang Yiai expectantly.
"Li Anyang, come to the imperial dining room and bring some snacks for all the adults, and a bowl of eight-treasure porridge for each of you. In addition, ask someone to add more tea." Li Shimin obviously didn't intend to let Fang Yiai go, and was going to take him with him.
Everyone was having tea and watching a show together, and the actor was Fang Yiai.
"Can I have a bowl of beef soup?" Fang Yiai, who was not willing to be an unpaid actor, quickly raised her hand to ask for permission as soon as Li Shimin finished speaking.
"Beef soup?! Humph! What a beautiful idea! There is a bowl of chili water, do you want it?" Li Shimin, who was behind the desk and originally planned to have someone bring a bowl of hangover soup to Fang Yiai, glared at Fang Yiai who was unconscious.
He glanced at it and said.
"Father!" Shu'er was dissatisfied with her father's answer and couldn't help shouting dissatisfied. Then she turned around and took out a handkerchief from her arms, opened it, revealing two small snacks inside, and picked up one
Carefully put it into Fang Yiai's mouth, "Big brother, eat it."
"Shu'er still loves big brother." Fang Yiai patted Shu'er's little head with satisfaction and praised without hesitation. At the same time, she looked proudly at Li Shimin behind the desk.
Li Shimin glared back at Fang Yiai fiercely. Before he could sigh with emotion that his daughter's elbows were turned away, he saw Xiaojiu and Li Zhi taking out snacks wrapped in a handkerchief from his arms and putting them into Fang Yiai's mouth.
, what Chengyang took out from his sleeve was obviously also a handkerchief wrapped with snacks, and he handed it to Shu'er, obviously to get into Yiai's mouth.
Li Shimin wanted to yell, "You are all my children, okay! Why don't you show respect to me because of your petty thoughts, but you have to put them in the mouth of the waiter!"
When he saw the dumbfounded ministers in the palace, Li Shimin could only glare angrily at the waiter Fang, hoping that he would choke on his snack.
It has to be said that the people in the palace were very fast. When Fang Yiai finished eating the eight snacks brought by Shuer and the others, a group of eunuchs and maids moved the tea table and carried the snacks into the Tai Chi Hall.
, each adult placed three plates of exquisite snacks in front of them, packed up the pieces of the wine jar that Fang Yiai had broken, and quietly left.
Looking at the eight plates of snacks placed in front of Li Shimin's table, Fang Yiai looked at Li Shimin with a resentful look. In the end, she only got a proud smile from Li Shimin.
Fang Yiai rolled his eyes, knowing that it was fruitless, and turned to the third child, "If, I mean if, there is a wild and untrained hungry wolf in front of you, with sticks and fresh meat next to it, how are you going to deal with this wolf?"
Wolf? Remember, he is a hungry wolf, and he is wild and untrained."
"If he's hungry, of course he has to be fed meat. Could it be that the wolf eats sticks?" Li Zhi said matter-of-factly, looking at his classmate Fang Yiai with disdain.
"That's right." Chengyang also nodded and looked at Fang Yiai in confusion.
Although Shu'er didn't speak, she looked at Fang Yiai, who was smelling of alcohol and blushing, with a worried look on her face. What was clearly written on her face was: Big brother must be drunk and ruined his brain.
Bar?
"Aren't you afraid that after you feed the hungry wolf, the hungry wolf will turn into a vicious wolf and pounce on you to eat you!" Fang Yiai also gave Li Zhi a look of contempt and said sarcastically.
Li Zhi, who choked on one sentence, was stunned on the spot and opened his mouth not knowing how to answer.
"Then what do you think we should do? Use a stick?" Du Ruhui, who was very proud, opened his mouth and looked at Fang Yiai with interest.
"To put it bluntly, a wolf is a wolf, and it is a white-eyed wolf that has not been raised well! Just like the Fusang Kingdom!" Fang Yiai opened his drunken eyes, glanced at Du Ruhui gratefully, and then said through gritted teeth.
"The so-called stick is like an army. The stronger the army's combat effectiveness, the stronger the stick used to beat wolves! And the Tao of Confucius and Mencius, the words of the sages, are like rules that we want wolves to understand. As for fat, hum!"
Yiai narrowed her eyes and continued fiercely, "Like advanced iron smelting methods, grain growing experience, medical technology, textile technology, etc., things that can improve the country's income and people's livelihood, of course, including doing business.
Inside."
"According to what you say, then the Tang Dynasty will ignore the majesty of the Celestial Empire and attack Fusang and other small countries that come to study for no reason! This is simply ridiculous!" Xiao Yu, who had always been angry with Fang Yiai, couldn't help but
He said sarcastically.
"Stupid!" He threw the word to Xiao Yu without hesitation, and at the same time looked at him very suspiciously, with eyes full of confusion as to how his brain climbed to such a high position. He curled his lips and continued, "I'll take it."
Standing here with a knife, do you dare to mess with me?"
"You! Humph!" Xiao Yu, who was speechless, turned around in frustration, mistook the snack for Fang Yiai, and took a big bite.
"You mean the deterrence of force?" Changsun Wuji, who squinted his eyes and was eating snacks very politely, heard Fang Yiai's retort to Xiao Yu, a glimmer of light flashed in his eyes, and he looked at the person sitting in surprise.
Fang Yiai, who had no image on the ground, said speculatively.
"Uncle Guo is right." Fang Yiai smiled and nodded in agreement, and continued, "As long as the Tang Dynasty maintains a strong military force that can deter the surrounding areas, the borders will naturally be stable, and the country will have plenty of time.
Develop agricultural and commercial matters.”
"What are the rules?" Kong Yingda asked.
"Rules? Haha, since they sent people to study in Chang'an," Fang Yiai said generously with a silly smile on his face, and there was a hidden calculation in his laughter, "let's take the most precious people from the Tang Dynasty, that is, the sages."
Teach them the words of the saints without reservation. Find the kind of old master who memorizes the Four Books and Five Classics by rote, and talks about them while eating and sleeping. Teach them so that they can't help but memorize the Four Books and Five Classics and the wise words of the saints.
It has to be carved into the bones! Then, we have to say with pained faces, 'This is the essence of our Tang Dynasty culture, and it is all at your advantage.' Let them be proud."
"Aren't the Four Books and Five Classics and the wise words of saints the essence of my Tang Dynasty inquiry?" Kong Yingda said very dissatisfied.
"That's why I taught it to them. This can show the broad mind of the Tang Dynasty." Fang Yiai looked at Kong Yingda sincerely and said seriously.
After listening to Fang Yiai's words, who of you here is not a smart person? How could you not understand Fang Yiai's petty attitude? She plans to teach everyone who comes here to become a nerd! And then she becomes rigid.
Go back and harm the people of their country! However, it seems that this plan is, well, good, and the comrades agree with it. After all, those who are not of my race must have different minds!
"Will you give me back the meat?" Li Shimin asked.
"Give it, of course I have to give it! I have to give it! However," Fang Yiai paused and continued, "However, we can't give the freshest ones. After all, the disciples of the church will starve to death and the master will be eliminated if he wants to give it.
Yeah, that's all the meat that's about to go moldy. I'm done." Then he closed his mouth.
Everyone secretly sighed, this kid has such a dark heart! Xiao Yuzai was not unjust! Then, referring to the ideas given by Fang Yiai, everyone continued to brainstorm and discuss how to deceive the foreign students who came to study.
Fang Yiai and Sanxiao shyly approached Li Chengqian and picked up some of Li Chengqian's snacks. From time to time, Sanxiao laughed softly and Li Chengqian rolled his eyes in dissatisfaction.
After everyone had finished discussing and made arrangements, all that was left was execution. Before Li Shimin announced the adjournment of the meeting, Changsun Wuji suddenly said, "Fang Yiai, you seem to hate Fusang Kingdom?"
"Hate! Why don't I hate it! I wish I could kill them all!" Fang Yiai, who was muttering to Sanxiao in a low voice, replied in a mean and hateful manner.
It immediately attracted the curious eyes of everyone, including the third child.
Knowing that the history of Japan's war against China could not be told, Fang Yiai calmly faced Changsun Wuji's half-closed eyes and said with hatred, "Businessmen from the south say that in recent years, the coastal areas of Lingnan have
, fishing boats often encounter pirates when they go out to sea, and even coastal villages are often attacked by pirates, and those pirates are all Fuso people without exception!"
"Damn it, they just robbed things, but they also raped women everywhere! Even girls were not spared! What's even more hateful is that they skinned living people! They cut open the abdomen to remove the children for food! Gouged out the eyes and tongues
...Grandma's, in short, how cruel it is! What's even more irritating is the three-corner policy of 'rob them all, kill them all, and burn them all'! His grandmother's, as long as they are my Chinese people, I will not hate them.
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"Is this really happening!?" Li Shimin asked in a cold voice with a livid face, his eyes radiating a cold light.
"If that's true, why didn't any coastal officials report it?" Changsun Wuji looked at Fang Yiai suspiciously and said suspiciously.
"Huh! If there is no internal response, how can the Japanese dog dare to offend my Tianyan!" Fang Yiai snorted coldly and said, "What's more, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, beyond the reach of the whip. Even if Chang'an knows about it, they can take their family members and rescue them in time.
The money and wealth were evacuated to the island with the pirates! After the imperial envoy left, they came back to enjoy their prosperity."
"The Ministry of Civil Affairs will gather with the people from the Ministry of Justice to investigate this matter thoroughly for me!" Li Shimin slammed the table angrily and said bitterly, "The Ministry of War will report the distribution of troops along the coast and the strength of the navy, and we will discuss this matter thoroughly tomorrow morning!"