It was originally a very happy and enjoyable thing to accompany Yumei and travel hand in hand. Although Kuang Meiyun was with Feng Yifeng, they traveled around various bustling streets and tourist attractions near Tokyo every day, watching the culture and culture with Japanese characteristics.
Human landscape.
But now it's different. Feng Yifeng feels very worried and annoyed. It's not that there is any entanglement between him and Kuang Meiyun, or that he doesn't want to see the Japanese, but he is really unhappy now. He even goes to continue to play with Kuang Meiyun.
, he was not in a good mood even when he accompanied her to school. All of this stemmed from the fact that Mu Yun, Liu Shan and other big-headed soldiers who came to Japan with him had just taken off their uniforms.
When these bastards first came to Japan, they were fine and didn't show any anger or hatred. But a few days later, Feng Yifeng accidentally saw a piece of news on Japanese TV, and Mu Yun, Liu Shan, etc.
He came back with a smile and let Feng Yifeng understand the whole thing inadvertently and accidentally.
This time, in addition to Mu Yun and other seven people who came to Japan together, there were also Andre, Mu Chen, and the bodyguards and nannies who would accompany Kuang Meiyun in the future, a group of more than ten people. I thought that Mu Yun and the others not only did not speak Japanese, but also
He didn't know English either, so as to avoid unnecessary trouble, Feng Yifeng would leave them in the hotel every time he went out. He only took Mu Chen and Andre out. In the end, he couldn't stand the pleading of a few people, so he reluctantly let them stay in the hotel.
Walking around, I repeatedly asked them not to cause trouble. This is not Hong Kong, nor is it mainland China. If there is any trouble, it is really difficult to solve it.
Feng Yifeng reiterated several times to get their attention, but in the end they still ran into trouble. Although this trouble has not yet involved them, but when they saw the angry Japanese people on TV, some of them who were originally very beautiful now looked a bit a bit confused.
The twisted anchor shows how much trouble Mu Yun and the others have caused.
"Hello to all the viewers in front of the TV!" Bow! "I am TV Tokyo, your friend Mikako Asada. I am currently in the 'cleaned toilet' in Kudanzaka, Chiyoda-ku, Tokyo (no matter how clean it is, it is still a toilet, in
All tourists are welcome to urinate and defecate anywhere inside, and many toilet chips with historical value are enshrined inside. What? You don’t know what a toilet chip is? Toilet chips are also called toilet sticks or poop stirring sticks. Simply put, they are used to wipe up after defecation.
Dirty wooden or bamboo strips. There was no toilet paper in ancient times, so this was used instead. In this great toilet, there are many toilet chips with Japanese history celebrities on them. Everyone is welcome to use them at will. Especially the Japanese generals from World War II are engraved.
The wooden signs with the names of Junior General, Major and Junior are the most useful. So we are going to use them back now, absolutely must) to provide on-site reports for everyone. As we all know, the "Clean Toilet" is dedicated to the wars of our Empire of Japan.
At that time, the soldiers who died of constipation were honored. In order to commemorate them, the toilet seats they used were enshrined on it. Prime Ministers or members of Congress can come and use them at any time when they have constipation. Because our glorious Japanese soldiers will definitely bless them.
Prime Minister and members of Congress are no longer constipated and can work better. So in the future, if Tokyo citizens have constipation, they can give it a try, and I guarantee that everyone will have unexpected results." Bow again!
"I am now reporting a very serious incident for you. Yesterday evening, criminals defecated and urinated on the torii gate at the front door of the 'clean toilet'. This is very wrong behavior. If you have constipation, you can
It is convenient to enter at any time. You must not defecate on the torii gate in front of the gate. This will cause trouble for others who want to enter. Also, some people despise the toilet chips with the names of the heroic soldiers of World War II written on them.
If you don’t use good things, you will use these photos of Jiran to wipe your buttocks, or poop and urinate on these photos. This is very immoral and we will not allow this kind of thing to happen. Regarding this matter, the police have accepted
According to the investigation, Master Urethritis (Urethritis), the person in charge of "Clean Toilet", said that he severely condemned the culprit of this incident and asked the police to solve the case as soon as possible and to ensure that all toilets are cleared. We at Tokyo TV will continue to pay attention to this incident
We will follow up and report on the development of the incident at any time. Now let’s hear what the citizens who came to the ‘toilet cleaning’ facility have to say about this matter.”
"Hello, Obasan! Do you have any opinion on the fact that some people did not use toilet chips with the names of soldiers and generals who died in World War II, but pooped on the torii gate and photos, and wiped their buttocks with photos?
?" Mikako Asada, a beautiful reporter from TV Tokyo, asked as she held out the mark with the words TV TOKYO in front of an old woman with a distressed look on her face.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Before she could answer, the old woman burst into tears. Then, under the impatient expressions of Mikako Asada and the photographer, she continued intermittently: "These people are really unworthy and hateful.
I miss my husband and two sons. They both died in World War II. In order to protect people in Japan from being constipated, I wrote their names on toilet chips and enshrined them in them. Now someone actually ignores my good intentions.
, they don’t need toilet chips with their names written on them, how can you make me feel so embarrassed! Woohoo! It’s so hateful. I hope the police will solve the case as soon as possible. I want to know who is so immoral. After he is arrested, I will
I put the toilet chip with the names of my husband and our two sons in front of him, and asked him if he found it difficult to use so he wouldn't use it. I also had to force him to use it so that he would fall in love with it in the future, and I also had to make him remember it.
"My husband and son's names are in my husband's and son's names. In the future, when I go to 'clean the toilet', I must first use the toilet seat with their names on it." The old woman became more and more excited as she spoke, and she grabbed Mikako Asada's hand and refused to let go.
.As if anyone who does not follow the rules and uses the toilet seat or urinates or defecates indiscriminately is a heinous criminal.
Fortunately, Mikako Asada was relatively young and very experienced. The moment the camera moved away, she kicked away this old woman who was complaining about her husband and son, and continued her reporting with great grace. "Now we have come to Tokyo.
Inspector Yi Xianyan of the Metropolitan Police Department (pancreatitis), may I ask if he has any latest developments in this case?"
"Hello, Chief Inspector Yi Xianyan! Is there any latest development you can share with us? Are there any clues about the suspect?"
A middle-aged man with a belly thicker than a wine barrel and almost no hair on his head. He was wearing a police uniform that didn't fit very well. His eyes were staring obscenely at the white flesh and white flesh exposed on Mikako Asada's V-neck next to her.
There was a deep chasm, but the only thing that didn't come out was his saliva. He didn't hear Mikako Asada's question clearly, and kept staring at the beautiful anchor's breasts in front of the camera. I really had to admire his courage.
In front of the entire Tokyo, or even more Japanese audiences, the very dynamic side of the Japan Metropolitan Police was revealed.
Mikako Asada glared at him and repeated the question loudly before our Chief Inspector Yi Xianyan came to his senses. He immediately changed from a vulgar expression to a selfless one with strict clothes and law enforcement. I'm afraid that kind of change of face.
Masters from Sichuan will sigh that there are talented people in the country, and they feel ashamed.
"Ahem! First, I would like to appeal here. If any citizens or tourists saw the case yesterday evening, they can call our hotline 173-173-173 at any time and talk sweetly to us at the Metropolitan Police Department.
The call girl, Odong Suimuro, reports the case. Our Metropolitan Police Department adheres to the people-oriented thinking. Every call girl has undergone rigorous training. They are indispensable to our Metropolitan Police Department.
The elite team can provide the general public with services like Ms. Tatsufuu Homuro's at any time and anywhere. Please give us your support and call the hotline."
After the appeal was completed, Chief Inspector Yi Xianyan officially began to report the case to the Japanese viewers in front of the TV. "According to the results of our forensic examination, the suspect did not commit the crime alone. Because according to the feces and urine left at the scene, it was rare, thick, and even thick.
Some of them were left after eating bad food. So based on my many years of experience in handling cases, this time it was definitely multiple people who committed the crime together. Depending on the degree of density, our Metropolitan Police Department has identified six to seven suspects who committed the crime together. There is also evidence
Residues in the feces. The suspect had eaten salmon, tuna and squid, as well as sushi, rice, soba, udon and other traditional Japanese foods. I appeal again, if there are multiple people at the same time,
If you have eaten any of the above foods I mentioned in your store, please call our hotline 173-173-173 and contact Miss Homuro Ohdong to help us solve the case as soon as possible." Police Chief Yi Xianyan said
Bowing politely in front of the camera. But in a secret place where the audience could not see, Chief Inspector Yi Xianyan's big hands had already covered Mikako Asada's high and plump buttocks, and she squeezed them naturally and skillfully.
As if the big hands on her hips were not there, Mikako Asada still faced the camera with a natural expression and reported: "In order to catch the suspect as soon as possible, I ask the viewers in front of the TV to help the Metropolitan Police Department solve the case. I am Mikako Asada, a reporter from TV Tokyo
, your report outside the 'clean toilet'."
A police chief of the Metropolitan Police Department and a beautiful female reporter from TV Tokyo, the moment the photographer put down the camera, they held hands and ran together to the Nissan police car reserved for the chief police officer.
The car shook for less than a minute. Before the photographer had packed up the photography equipment, Inspector Yi Xianyan had already walked out of the car with a satisfied look on his face, without paying any attention to Mikako Asada who was still in the car.
He muttered: "If I had known I would meet this guy, I would have worn a skirt. Now it's better. I didn't even have time to take off my pants. I'm really worthy of being the most famous quick shooter of the Japanese Metropolitan Police."
The above is purely a rant, just to make everyone laugh.
After Feng Yifeng read this piece of news, he knew without much thought that Mu Yun and Liu Shan must have caused the trouble, and only they could do this. With their skills, if they wanted to pour feces and urine into a "cleaned toilet",
It's really hard to spot the guards. Otherwise, they wouldn't be worthy of being called China's most powerful scouts. Fortunately, they didn't blow up the "clean toilets" in anger. If that were the case,
The matter is very serious. I am afraid that Feng Yifeng will immediately seek refuge in the American or Canadian embassy.
But the matter has already happened, what else is there to pursue? I just hope that some of the idiots in the Japan Police Department are just people who are just doing nothing. But he will not let go of Mu Yun and Liu Shan's impulses so easily.
The bastard, after sternly reprimanding them, grounded all of them. Without his order, they were not allowed to step out of the hotel door. If they violated the rules, they would be sent back to the mainland after returning to Hong Kong. Because Feng Yifeng did not need to
The person who stopped giving instructions is by his side, and he doesn't want to put a few time bombs around him, and he doesn't know when they will explode and affect himself.
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