Zhu Ziming covered his head and groaned in pain: "Mother-in-law, is this how you treat the wounded?"
Bah! The purple-clothed old woman squeaked and said, "You deserve to be beaten. You have too many intestines!"
Uh... Zhu Ziming was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile: "For a man like us, how can we not make plans for the future?"
That's true. Somehow, this boy is surprisingly lucky. There are many beautiful ladies around him, and each of them is more beautiful than the last. What makes all men envious is that they follow him wholeheartedly. If he is not wrong,
He is a big man in terms of brains. Thinking of this, Granny Ziyi really found it difficult for him.
"Mother-in-law, why are you laughing?" Zhu Ziming said with a dark face when he saw the old woman hiding aside and smiling sinisterly.
Granny Ziyi immediately stopped her gloating smile and said seriously: "Do you really want to reach the fifth level as soon as possible?"
Isn’t this nonsense? We’ve been that person for more than 20 years, and we have several beautiful wives. Do you think we can be less anxious? Zhu Ziming felt indignant, but then he thought about it, and his eyes suddenly twitched.
Liang said: "Mother-in-law, do you have any idea?"
After crossing the third level, Zhu Ziming did not use crooked ways, but seriously improved his internal strength. However, it took two or three months of hard work. Now, if it weren't for the help of his old lady, he still doesn't know when he would have gone.
Every time the strength increases by one level, the subsequent training becomes more and more difficult. I don't know that the fifth level will have to wait until the Year of the Ox and the Moon of the Horse.
"There is a way," the purple-clothed granny said, and looked at him again, thinking to herself that she didn't have much contact with this kid. She taught him boy skills, and she just felt that he was destined. Now he has been around for more than half a year.
In a short period of time, he has reached the fourth level, which is really surprising. And what about his character?
Although she is thick-skinned and a bit shameless, she is also a kind and righteous person. Otherwise, why would she risk her life to save Miss Shen’s family? Granny Ziyi thought carefully about it
Still, Zhu Ziming couldn't figure out what she was thinking and what issues she was considering.
"Boy, let me ask you something," said the old woman in purple clothes.
This old woman must be testing herself. Zhu Ziming did not dare to talk nonsense anymore. This was related to his "happiness", so he had to speak more leisurely. He nodded and said: "Mother-in-law, please speak."
"If your mother and your wife fell into the water, which one would you save?" the old woman in purple suddenly said in shock.
Plop! Zhu Ziming was shocked and dumbfounded. He couldn't sit still for a while and fell on the bed with a plop. This old woman is so good at talking nonsense. I even suspected that she had also traveled through time. How did she get such a problem? What nonsense?
!
On one side is the mother who gives birth to and raises oneself, on the other side is the wife who cares for each other. This kind of question is really an eternal problem, and Zhu Ziming was also asked about it in his "previous life", but he didn't have a girlfriend at that time.
Therefore, his answer was: "Of course, save me first. If my wife is gone, you can find another one, but I only have one."
But the situation now is different. Zhu Ziming did not dare to answer decisively, because if the answer did not satisfy the old woman, his dream of advancing to the fifth level would be ruined.
"Mother-in-law, how did you come up with this question?" Zhu Ziming was still confused in his heart. Could a staid old woman come up with such a deceptive and realistic "problem"?
Grandma Ziyi curled her lips and said, "I didn't hear you mention this."
"I said that!" Zhu Ziming's eyes suddenly widened, and he suddenly thought that when he was in the academy, he asked Prince Yan a difficult problem and made Prince Yan stupid. And this question was a difficult problem that made people want to commit suicide.
, it seems that the old woman in purple clothes is eavesdropping next to her...
Grandma Ziyi grinned: "Today I will test you with your questions."
Zhu Ziming slapped himself on the forehead. At this moment, he wanted to slap himself in the mouth. You are so mean, and now you are hurting yourself!
"Mother-in-law, there is no such thing," Zhu Ziming said with a sad face. Faced with this eternal problem for men, Zhu Ziming also wanted to cry.
The purple-clothed old lady chuckled and said, "If your answer satisfies me, I will be able to help you reach the fifth level of cultivation today. If your answer satisfies me, my old lady will not meddle in your business."
"..." The old woman's words were too tempting. Zhu Ziming swallowed with difficulty, and immediately lowered his head and thought hard. If he said to save me, wouldn't he want his wife? If he said to save the old woman, it would be too much.
Unfilial...
It's so difficult! Zhu Ziming felt a little numb thinking about it. In fact, the most difficult thing was that he couldn't guess what the old woman was thinking and what kind of answer she wanted.
Seeing that Zhu Ziming didn't respond for a long time, Granny Ziyi said: "It seems that this question is really rare. It has stumped a great talent like you, but this question is really interesting."
Interesting...Zhu Ziming was filled with righteous indignation. If you have the ability, you can become a man. Let me ask you this question to see if you feel comfortable with it!
Just when Granny Ziyi thought he couldn't answer, Zhu Ziming searched for an article in his "past life" memory, and said with bright eyes: "The filial son said that filial piety comes first. If you think about it with your butt, you must save it first."
Damn it, how can it be so easy for me to be so sure of pooping and peeing? I can marry another wife, but I can’t find another wife. The one I’m looking for is my stepmother. I heard there aren’t many good stepmothers!”
"Pfft!" Listening to those lively and funny words, Granny Ziyi burst into laughter and couldn't help but clapped her hands: "Well said, well said, keep going!"
Keep going, of course you have to keep going. Seeing the old woman so happy is exciting!
Zhu Ziming added: "Selfish and arrogant people say that it is better for me to betray the world than for the world to betray me. Of course, this includes my wife and I. If you fall into the water, my wife and I will fall into the water. As long as I am still standing on the shore, it will be fine. My wife and I will fall into the water."
Wife, please wish yourself well. I left as gently as I came and waved gently."
"People who love money as much as their lives say that my wife and I have fallen into the water. In fact, it doesn't matter. I only love money. Money is my wife. Money is my mother. Wife and mother, if you fall into the water, you will fall into the water. Can you first take away the gold on your body?"
Give me back your hairpin and jade pendant."
"Oh, my old woman's stomach hurts from laughing," said the old lady in purple, holding her stomach.
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