One hundred and seventy-three chapters, except Wushan is not a cloud
Chapter 173, Except for Wushan, it’s not Yun
When You Fang saw that it was Xie Xiaoxian's number, he answered the phone and said proactively: "Sister Xiaoxian, are you still on a business trip? Are you busy with work these days? Don't work too hard."
Xie Xiaoxian said on the phone: "Little wanderer, what have you been doing these past few days since you've been home?"
You Fang: "I'm not doing anything, just studying, preparing for graduation thesis and postgraduate written examination. How can I have time to think about anything else?"
Xie Xiaoxian's tone was very happy: "That's good, that's good. After running outside for so long, it's time to calm down. I've come back today, but I have to work overtime at night. I may not be able to see you. I'll wait for tomorrow.
A surprise for you."
Surprise? Don't just be scared! Are you cuffing him and holding him while crying? You Fang quickly said: "You don't need to give me anything, just come back well."
Xie Xiaoxian laughed on the phone: "You will know when we get back. I want to scare you, so I won't tell you yet."
After putting down the phone, You Fang felt uneasy. Although she hadn't told him what was going on, he was already startled. Alas, let Song Yang treat him out and relax, just to comfort his frightened soul.
You Fang arrived at the hotel a little early and was not in a hurry to eat. He and Song Yang were cracking melon seeds, drinking tea and chatting in the private room. Not long after, someone outside the door poked his head and said, "You Fang, why are you here? Hey,
Isn't this Boss Song? Why are you so free today?"
Song Yang smiled and waved: "Xiao Chen, come in and sit down. You come here every day. When will you officially move here?"
Chen Jun chuckled: "Soon, soon!"
You Fang asked: "Why are you here? Is there no food at Lin Yin's house? She can't let you starve."
Chen Jun: "It's summer vacation soon, and the school will have final exams in a few days, and she is busy giving out papers. I have been very busy at work these days, and suddenly I feel hungry. I want to order some dishes and have a few drinks.
I won’t disturb Lin Yin from working overtime and come to Boss Song’s place.”
Song Yang: "You're here just in time. Let's sit down and have a cup of tea first. I'll treat you to whatever you want to eat later."
Chen Jun: "Boss Song, you are a restaurant owner. If you treat customers to eat for free, how can you make money?"
Song Yang: "Normally I won't let you eat for free, but today's situation is special. I specially invited you to come. It will be more lively when you come."
Chen Jun asked in confusion: "Why?"
Song Yang: "Due to the hotel matter, there is a sum of funds that needs to be turned over. Brother You lent me the money."
Chen Jun sat down to chat and crack melon seeds. The number of guests in the hotel gradually increased, and the two waiters were busy. Song Yang was usually the busiest at this time, but today he sat in the private room without moving. Chen Jun was a little puzzled again:
"Boss Song, what's wrong with you today? Are you so idle?"
At this time, the proprietress Feng Xianshi came into the room with a tea cup, poured tea for Chen Jun and said: "Old Song has a rest today. I specially asked him to have a good rest and forget about anything. He has been very busy these days! ...
…Our restaurant originally hired a chef and a waiter. Lao Song and I would pay the bills and order the dishes one by one. We were very busy in the evening.
Since the Chinese New Year, we have taken over the store next door, added three private rooms, renovated it inside and out, and hired a kitchen assistant and a waiter. I bought the store myself, and I borrowed some from outside because I didn’t have enough money.
.In the past few months, there have been so many things going on inside and outside, but I didn’t feel it at all. Lao Song took care of it all by himself.
Looking back, you Brother Song is really capable. I never saw him complaining about being tired or rushing around, and he didn't make me worry about it at all. After a long period of hard work, I can take a breather. I don't have to greet the guests personally these days. Xiao Xian is here
The reception outside is pretty good.”
You Fang said with a smile: "I asked why Boss Song is so leisurely today. It turns out that the boss's wife specially gave him a day off."
Song Yang was a little embarrassed to be praised by his wife, and he patted his chest in an honest manner and said with a smile: "You are usually busy enough, and you can't take care of too many things, but my body is too weak to be tired from more trivial matters."
Feng Xianshi: "You can't just rely on your body to work, but you also have to worry about asking for help. Apart from other things, borrowing money to turn around is quite troublesome. It's easy to add icing on the cake to join in the fun, but it's very rare to provide help in times of need. Today I have to thank You Fang."
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Boss Song waved his hand: "Of course, you don't need to worry about it!"
After a while, he removed the melon seeds and served the food, then closed the door to eat. Chen Jun was puzzled again: "The food is good, why did I only get three bottles of beer? Isn't that enough?"
Song Yang explained with a smile: "No need to rush, let's eat slowly here, fill our stomachs first, and save some wine to go out for a drink."
You Fang asked: "Brother, where are you going to continue drinking?"
Song Yang glanced at the door of the private room, leaned over and said in a low voice: "You always say this is a nightclub. Today we are going to a real nightclub. The last time I asked Boss Hou to borrow money, he took me to a place.
It’s not far from here, you don’t need to take a taxi or drive, it’s only a ten-minute walk away... The private room is nice, and the ladies are pretty, too. My eldest brother will take you two there.”
Chen Jun quickly shook his head: "I'm just here to eat. I'm not going to the nightclub. Boss Song just invites you."
You Fang winked at Song Yang: "Can we let him go? Aren't we afraid that this kid will spill the beans when he goes back?"
Song Yang stretched out his iron hand and grabbed Chen Jun's arm: "Brother, do you want to get off the pirate ship after getting on the pirate ship? The surrender in the rivers and lakes is not just about killing people. If you don't want to go today, you have to go."
Chen Jun really couldn't leave today. Whether he really didn't want to go or not, he had to go anyway. However, You Fang asked again: "Boss Song, you just borrowed money and spent money on the back."
dinner?"
Song Yang said: "It's two different things. Borrowing money is just for turnover. After finishing the work, it won't hinder other things. Your sister-in-law gave me five thousand pocket money yesterday."
Chen Jun frowned and said, "If we want to put on a show, five thousand for the three of us may not be enough."
Song Yang smiled at You Fang: "It doesn't matter, I still have some private money. If you really want to have a show, it will be enough." Last time he and You Fang masked Yi San and took 50,000 yuan of private money. This money is not
I didn't give it to my wife to explain the origin. I originally planned to borrow 250,000 yuan from You Fang just because I had this private property.
Chen Jun waved his hand again and said: "I don't do anything else. I just drink and sing. You can play as you like. Don't make me do bad things."
You almost didn't spit out the beer in your mouth, and finally swallowed it. He pointed at him with chopsticks and coughed: "Chen Jun, Chen Jun, if you want to be a bad person, you have already been bad! Compared with you, I
Boss He and Song are simply good citizens who can win certificates. Isn't it just to go to nightclubs? You don't go there too often? Just sing your song, no one will stop you from continuing to be a good person again."
After the meal, the three of them went out and walked to the Haoge Nightclub that Boss Song said. It was not far or near, and they walked for exactly fifteen minutes. They took it as a walk after the meal. This nightclub is of good quality, and the lobby is very grandly decorated.
, the decorative figure paintings hanging in the elevator were also very tempting and had an ambiguous atmosphere. The three of them ordered a medium package. It was very spacious, the carpet was thick, the sofa was large, and the sound system was good.
Of course, the most important thing here is whether the girl is beautiful enough. When choosing a girl, I saw a group of young girls in pink and white in front of me. They are indeed beautiful and eye-catching. The management here is quite formal, and the girls all wear the same clothes.
Work clothes, an orange cheongsam modified in a modern style: the upper body is sleeveless, with a wide open collar and low breasts, and the bulging and deep cleavage is exposed very attractively; the skirt of the lower body is dragged all the way to the feet, making the legs appear longer when standing there.
It is very long and slim, and the slits on the side of the skirt are very high, almost reaching the waist.
But You Fang wasn't very interested in the woman in front of him. He and Qi Ruoxue had just experienced the lingering vacation in Baiyun Mountain. He really didn't have much energy in front of this pile of makeup, and even sighed in his heart, inexplicably.
Reminds me of a poem - Except for Wushan, it is not a cloud.
Song Yang definitely invited him out of good intentions. A hot-blooded young man should be very happy going to a nightclub and picking up girls. Last time You Fang even took the initiative to have his bones loosened! And You Fang looked very happy as soon as he walked in, smiling all the time.
Yes, mainly to give face to Lao Song. Song Yang also has a rare opportunity to go out and be cool, so don't ruin the atmosphere.
As for Chen Jun, it's been a long time since he's come to such an occasion. Even if he's just brushing up on his lessons from the previous two years, whether he's genuine or not, he's a seasoned veteran and can get into the role very quickly.
The service here is quite particular. It's called kneeling or sitting service. The princess in the private room made a mat and put it on the carpet while she knelt down to order songs and pour wine, while the three ladies half-sat on the guest's lap to accompany the wine. This kind of sitting method
It is very skillful. It can neither make the guest feel uncomfortable nor block the guest from drinking and singing. The guest is holding the lady with one hand and holding the microphone with the other hand. When he puts down the microphone, he can take the wine glass by himself, or directly ask the lady to hand it to his mouth.
It feels quite moisturizing.
But when Lao Song sang, the young lady on his lap couldn't sit still anymore, so she slid down to the sofa nearby and buried her head on his chest obediently. After finishing the song, the three young ladies unexpectedly
They forgot about the work requirements here and did not applaud in unison. No wonder they were not dedicated and covered their ears with both hands!
Use an idiom to describe Song Yang's singing - ghosts cry and wolves howl.
Being out of tune is no longer a big deal. This master is actually lucky when he sings. His Dantian sounds resonate with his muscles and bones. When the microphone passes through the amplifier and then comes out of the speaker, the whole private room is buzzing. Fortunately, the four walls are covered with soft coverings.
It has a very good sound-absorbing effect, otherwise there will be endless echoes.
Even Chen Jun, who was sitting farthest away from him, was so shocked that his forehead was numb. You Fang suddenly understood why Song Yang had to go to the nightclub to play, not to mention whether it was to pick up girls, man
How can you get such treatment at home? It is indeed very relaxing! And even if Song Yang does not pursue such relaxation and comfort, Song Yang only needs to sing a song, and his wife and children will not dislike him, and the neighbors will call the police.
Song Yang sang three songs in a row and was about to sing again. You Fang finally couldn't listen anymore and reached out to grab his microphone. Even in this situation, Song Yang showed his true qualities as a master. He turned slightly and ducked past. You Fang's
His hand almost didn't reach into the collar of the lady next to him. Song Yang shouted dissatisfied: "There is also a microphone, why are you taking it from me? Come on, let's sing together."
You Fang said with a bitter face: "Brother, let me give you a suggestion, don't use the microphone, and don't use the Dantian pronunciation, okay? This is a private room in a nightclub, not a shocking performance on the stage."
The lady next to me asked curiously: "What is the pronunciation of Dantian? Does this boss practice Qigong?"
Chen Jun, You Fang, and Song Yang looked at each other and all smiled helplessly. Chen Jun joked: "You are still engaged in show business, but you don't even know the pronunciation of Dantian? In the past, you told storytelling, cross talk, and played drums."
, Pingtan, opera singing, showmanship, etc., etc., I have to learn Dantian pronunciation from my master since I was a child, otherwise I won’t be able to perform on stage at all.”
The lady on his lap said coquettishly: "Why? Brother, how did you know?"
Chen Jun smiled and asked: "If this was a stage in a garden, or an open-air theater, going back a few decades, where would there be microphones and speakers? There are a bunch of people below listening, whether they are talking or singing, every word is
Make sure the whole audience hears your words clearly, otherwise you will be kicked out."
The lady next to Song Yang exclaimed: "Is it so magical? With such a loud voice, my voice will become hoarse in a few days!"
You Fang laughed dumbly and said: "This is a skill gained through practice. It's not just about having a loud voice, it's about being very particular. In the past, what singers were most afraid of was losing their voice. You have to work hard! In fact, it's not too magical. Simply
To put it bluntly, it means trying to make the abdominal cavity, chest cavity, oral cavity, and nasal cavity resonate as much as possible, and then you also need to train to pronounce words smoothly and speak in a harmonious tone. In some places, people have been speaking like this since they were young. Isn't there a saying now called "original ecology"?
I heard that bel canto practitioners also practice these things, but in the past, the requirements for performing arts were higher. Not only singing, but also speaking on stage must pay attention to Dantian pronunciation, and it looks very natural, but if you listen carefully, there is still a difference from normal speaking.
."
The lady on You Fang's lap seemed to have some knowledge, and said: "I know a little bit about it. Nowadays, foreign dramas and opera performances often don't use microphones in the theater. People have also practiced it, Pavarotti
,Broadway or something..."
Upon hearing this, the lady next to Song Yang perked up: "The last time my boyfriend insisted on doing something foreign, he took me to see an opera. The actors also wore miniature headsets, and the sound came out of the speakers. The theater was too
Big!...My boyfriend also told me that listening to operas and concerts is not like going to an amusement park. You can't just clap and cheer casually, otherwise it will be rude. Many people don't understand that clapping frequently is the quality of Chinese people!"
As soon as she said this, she let out a scream, turned her face and asked: "Boss, why are you pinching me?"
Song Yang pointed to the wine glass on the table: "Drink as a penalty!"
"why?"
Song Yang: "It's the first round of applause when you start to laugh, so you can't tell that it's not good. Then every part of the applause is ending, and you can understand it as soon as you hear it. If you don't cheer when you applaud, then you will."
The meaning of booing and booing others has been an old rule in the opera house since ancient times!... It’s okay if you don’t understand it yourself, but you still say such words and go around in circles to embarrass yourself, do you think you should be punished?”
Chen Jun also said at the side: "Quality, you idiot! The ancient rules of the pear garden mentioned by Old Song Dynasty. In the brothel alleys and Goulan wine shops in the past, even the waiters knew that the girls who work in this industry are of course well-connected!...
...Actually, do you still need to talk nonsense? Now there is a meeting at work and someone is speaking on the stage. Who doesn't understand when to applaud and when not to applaud?... Two hundred and fifty is always two hundred and fifty, don't use those Chinese and foreign words.
, fine wine and fine wine!”
After the banquet was over, the topic was still focused on the "pronunciation of the Dantian". The lady on his lap asked Chen Jun again: "Brother, what about the pronunciation of the Dantian, can you also do it? Will it be as amazing as Boss Song when you sing it?"
Chen Jun smiled and shook his head and said: "I did learn it when I was a child, but now I have done it. I haven't practiced it for many years. I have long been wasted. I don't have the confidence. Just now, you felt that it was deafening. In fact, it was the speakers that were vibrating. This room is too loud.
He's young, and Boss Song's singing skills aren't right either. With his voice, if he stands on the top of a mountain and roars, the wind will carry it to the bottom of the mountain." Then he pointed at You Fang and said: "If you want to hear the real pronunciation of Dantian, this little boy
The handsome guy will definitely do it.”
The three ladies got into the mood and raised their glasses together to toast You Fang, begging him sweetly to open up everyone's eyes. Anyway, they just came out to play to have fun, so You Fang didn't refuse, stood up and sang a piece of "Shiro Tan"
mother".
You Fang learned kung fu from his fifth uncle, and his family used to be entertainers in the martial arts world, but now they have become "folk performing artists". People in the martial arts community open their own tents to perform, and they engage in positive and negative fights and startling speeches.
Fielding is a basic skill in civil and military skills, and You Fang can certainly do it. What he sang is actually a monkey show, which is a joke in which the monkey performs actions in front of the monkey and the monkey performer sings beside him. Now that there is no monkey to perform, You Fang sings it alone.
Without a microphone or musical accompaniment, You Fang stood still and sang a cappella. His voice did not sound amazing, but his words were mellow and clear to the ears. Song Yang mischievously said to the young lady accompanying You Fang: "Just listen, listen.
I don’t know much about it, but you want to know what a Dantian Qi is? Give him a try..."
The place Song Yang wants Miss to kick is the popliteal area behind You Fang's knees, which is where the legs bend. If a person is standing up straight and suddenly gets kicked from behind, the knees will bend and the legs will become weak. The Miss will also
I was curious and wanted to make a joke, so I took off my shoes and kicked You Fang's right leg lightly but not hard.
You Fang's knees didn't bend at all, but there seemed to be a force rebounding, and the lady almost sprained her feet.
After the song ended, the private room was filled with colorful sounds. After You Fang sat down, the lady breathed into her ear and asked, "Are you an opera singer?"
You Fang replied depressedly: "No, I'm in business."
The young lady's lips were almost pressed against his earlobe and she whispered: "Handsome man, would you like to book a room tonight? I don't charge entrance fee... After you pay, wait for me for a while, I change my clothes and go out quietly, and let's have supper together first." You Fang
How can I feel like this? I just shook my head.
At this moment, Chen Jun seemed to have a connection. He suddenly took out his phone from his trouser pocket and took a look. Sure enough, there was a missed call from Lin Yin. The noise of Song Yang's singing just now was too loud and he didn't hear it.
Chen Jun stood up and wanted to call back. After opening the bathroom door, he still felt it was inappropriate, so he simply went out to make a call. After a while, he came back and whispered something in Song Yang's ear. Song Yang took the handbag he carried with him.
, paid the three ladies’ seating fees, and then sent them away.
The nightlife has just begun, and there are still many entertainment programs in the private room that have not yet been staged. Why let the ladies leave now? Isn’t this money wasted? Anyway, the seating fee has been paid, and the three ladies will not say anything even though they are puzzled.
, but the lady accompanying the traveler was a little disappointed.
You Fang also asked in confusion: "Chen Jun, what happened when you went out?"
Chen Jun pointed at the wall behind You Fang: "When I came back, someone opened the door next door, and there were a few young men inside. I heard them talking and mentioned Tu Su's name. Although I didn't know what they were discussing, it was obviously not a good thing.