Yan Shiyun was in a daze, and so was Ni Guiqin. Li Yong was a man who had obtained master's degrees and Ph.D. degrees in succession. In her eyes, he had always been a knowledgeable, honest and good socialist young man, a future pillar of the country. I met an old classmate today, and he turned out to be completely different.
Let's not talk about the way Brother Zhu was when he faced the beautiful woman just now. Judging from the way he is smiling evilly now, the conversation between the two must not be good. The boss in Li Yong's mouth must be the No. 1 big pervert. My Li Yong
Such a good man like Yong changed completely as soon as he met him. We should let them have less contact in the future.
Zhang Hupan hadn't realized that in Ni Guiqin's eyes, he had become an instigator, the culprit who induced Li Yong to make mistakes. Meeting Li Yong reminded Zhang Hupan of that warm past, when he was completely an ordinary person.
In the past of his life, the sincere friendship made him completely immersed in it at this time. He forgot his identity and took off any mask. He was just an ordinary pervert boss in dormitory 203. Although he never accepted the crown,
But judging from his record, he really deserves it.
It wasn't until he felt four sharp eyes scanning them that Zhang Hupan stopped providing temporary tutoring to Li Yong.
After Zhang Hupan's tutoring, although the time was very short, Li Yong found that his realm had improved a lot, and he even had a vague glimpse of the secret to becoming a supreme pervert like a playboy. Although both perverts and playboys are characterized by sex, but
That is a difference in taste and grade. The pervert stage is still in the most primitive and vulgar desire stage, but the playboy has raised beauty and sex to the realm of appreciation and art, and his methods of picking up girls are even more sophisticated than ordinary perverts.
A hundred times a thousand times.
"Boss, I'm really impressed by you. No wonder you are so powerful. Even Sister Xizhen and Zhao Liya have been attracted by you." Li Yong said with admiration, his eyes flashing.
"Sure, use this trick on your girlfriend and don't waste your time." Zhang Hupan gave Li Yong a headshot with a smile, and was secretly surprised. Did he really come up with those theories just now?
The love scene is like a battlefield, and everything is connected. Although the Twelve Witch Ancestors and Chi You don't have the various tricks used by today's young people to pick up girls, their experience and character are more sinister than Zhang Hupan.
Perhaps, Zhang Hupan has experienced modern life and has read almost all the books in the library. Once the two are combined, the theory of picking up girls is not easy to come up with, and the sentences are incisive, but Zhang Hupan himself does not know it.
Li Yong was knocked on the head, just touched his head, and smiled honestly. Although he is now a master's student, and will be a doctoral student soon, but he was knocked on the head by Zhang Hupan, and for some reason he didn't seem to feel strange at all.
It felt very normal. He put his arm around Zhang Hupan's shoulders and was about to introduce Zhang Hupan to Ni Guiqin, but suddenly found that the school beauty was still standing gracefully in front of him. Having just undergone Zhang Hupan's urgent training, Li Yong certainly would not make the same mistake again.
However, my heart was filled with turmoil. Regardless of the surprised looks in the two women's eyes, I pulled Zhang Hupan to the side and asked in a low voice: "Boss, don't tell me that Yan Shiyun was brought here by you?"
"Yes, isn't it strange? She insisted on coming here to introduce you to a beautiful girl from the same school. Aren't you happy?" Zhang Hupan said with a smile.
Li Yong looked at Zhang Hupan for a long time as if he were an alien. His originally small eyes could now be compared to goldfish eyes. After trying to calm down, Li Yong struggled to say a sentence: "When did you know each other?
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"We met while chatting at the English Corner at noon today, and she has been following me since then." Although Zhang Hupan felt that it was strange for Yan Shiyun to follow him all the way, and it seemed that she was full of affection for him, but Zhang Hupan was already almost a fairy.
Of course, I wouldn't make a fuss about such a small thing, so I spoke in a very calm tone, as if I was talking about an insignificant matter.
Li Yong rolled his eyes after hearing this and almost foamed at the mouth. Who is Yan Shiyun? She is a popular school belle. Her family background is said to be unfathomable. She even vaguely heard that there are several senior officials in the capital in her family. She went to study here.
It is nothing more than commemorating the beauty of the West Lake and the tranquility of Huajiachi. It is a blessing to be able to see her face directly, not to mention the beauty of the lake. It is said that because of her arrival, many children from wealthy families have transferred to Huajiachi.
, but I have never heard of any young man getting a good look from her. But the boss only chatted with her for a while by the West Lake, and she followed him regardless of his status. What kind of world is this? Is there any justice?
ah!
Son! Take me away, I don’t want to live anymore! I, Li Yong, have studied hard for ten years and finally achieved something. I have a master’s degree on my head and a doctorate soon after. It took me almost a lifetime to chase Ni Guiqin.
Finally, my lover got married, and I thought I had reached the perfect level in picking up girls, but I didn’t expect that now I can’t even reach the hem of her clothes.
"What's wrong with you? Why don't you introduce your girlfriend to me?" Zhang Hupan couldn't help but banged his head again when he saw Li Yong's dementia.
"Boss, are you free tomorrow? Please stay in Hangzhou for a few more days. Brother, I really need your personal guidance!" Li Yong was awakened by Zhang Hupan's headshot, but he did not introduce him immediately.
Zhang Hupan instead begged in a low voice.
Zhang Hupan couldn't help but laugh when he heard this. I dare to believe that he has really become a master of picking up girls. But not to mention, it seems that after merging the essence of the twelve witch ancestors and Chi You, his whole person has changed a lot. Zhang Hupan secretly thought
think.
"But brother, no matter how powerful you are in picking up girls, it can't beat two words. As long as you remember these two words, your girlfriend will be at your mercy." Zhang Hupan said with a smile,
His eyes showed the wisdom that only an old man can have after many vicissitudes of life.
"Tell me quickly, boss!" Li Yong asked impatiently after hearing that there was such a trick.
"That's true love!" Zhang Hupan said with a smile.
"Tch!" Li Yongyang punched Zhang Hupan in the chest, but when he withdrew his fist, he thought it was really a wise saying. He said he had no appearance and no money, but he was just a little more knowledgeable than others. Ni Guiqin was willing to accept it.
It seems that he really moved her because of his true feelings.
"Lao San, true love can make women ignore your shortcomings and cover up many of your faults." Zhang Hupan said meaningfully, then put his arm around Li Yong's shoulders and walked towards Ni Guiqin and the others.
"My name is Zhang Hupan. I was Li Yong's roommate. Nice to meet you." Zhang Hupan greeted Ni Guiqin in a very gentlemanly and elegant manner, with a faint and sincere smile like sunshine at the corner of his mouth, which made Ni Guiqin dazzled and her heart pounded.
, it seems that he is not facing Li Yong’s friend, but a noble prince from the royal family. He feels a little at a loss and his face is red. Although his appearance is much different from Yan Shiyun, he looks different at this time.
As for the bad impression of Zhang Hupan, it has long been forgotten.
Li Yong couldn't help but be a little fascinated when he saw his girlfriend's blushing face. For the first time, he forgot that there was a school beauty next to him. For the first time, he felt a little jealous of Zhang Hupan. Grandma's boss was too perverted.
Except for his height, his appearance is almost the same as mine. Why did my Qin blush when she saw him? It seemed that she didn't feel like this when she first met me, and she seemed to treat me like nothing.
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Li Yong almost had the urge to let his son take him away again.
"Ahem, cough, my name is Ni Guiqin. Nice to meet you." Ni Guiqin was stunned for a long time before she realized that Zhang Hupan was waiting for her answer with a smile. She coughed twice to cover up and replied.
"Haha, Miss Ni seems to have forgotten to introduce an important matter." Zhang Hupan said with a smile, with a hint of narrowness in the originally sunny smile at the corner of his mouth.
"What's going on?" Ni Guiqin asked radiantly.
"Haha, that's the big deal about you being Li Yong's girlfriend." Zhang Hupan said with a smile.
When Zhang Hupan said this, Ni Guiqin was so embarrassed that she grabbed Li Yong's arm next to her. When women get nervous, they sometimes forget to do some habitual tasks, so poor Li Yong experienced another experience just because of Zhang Hupan's introduction.
After suffering a brutal and inhumane torture, Li Yong gritted his teeth and endured the pain in his heart, glaring at the culprit who was gloating about his misfortune with eyes like fire.
"This is Yan Shiyun, who is also from our school." Although he knew that Li Yong and the others knew such a famous figure in the school, Zhang Hupan still politely introduced Yan Shiyun around him to prevent Yan Shiyun from feeling ignored.
Then Li Yong and Ni Guiqin said friendly hello to Yan Shiyun one after another. Yan Shiyun also smiled warmly and greeted them generously. Her shy smile and sweet voice like the sound of nature almost made Li Yong think again.
Gaffe.
Ni Guiqin held Li Yong's arm, and the two walked intimately. Ni Guiqin may have thought of the brutal torture she had just done, and felt a little distressed. The hand holding Li Yong's arm was secretly stroking the place where she had pinched him just now.
Looking at the happy looks of the two people, Zhang Hupan seemed to have a glimmer of understanding in his heart. What is happiness and what is eternity? Does having an immortal body mean happiness is eternity? Short-lived happiness and momentary brilliance may be the key to happiness.
Eternal truth.
I only envy mandarin ducks, not immortals! What a warning. Immortals are nothing more than perfect figures in people’s minds, and fairyland is nothing more than a land of peach blossoms in secular people’s imagination. If one day they truly enter the world of cultivation, or even fairyland, they will
I discovered that beautiful things only exist in the imagination of people's minds.
This vague understanding eliminated the troubles that had been plaguing Zhang Hupan's mind. He was really unfounded and self-righteous. Wouldn't it be better to let them live a carefree life like this? Aren't they happy like this? Aren't they?
Will the current life lose to the endless life of cultivation?