.Chapter 437: All counselors in the world are shameless
"Nuo" all the generals shouted in unison, which made Sima Yi very satisfied. Maybe there were still people who were dissatisfied with Sima Yi yesterday, but today everyone has been convinced, especially Wen Chou. After being told by Yan Liang for a night, he changed his normal attitude and said:
Sima Yi was very respectful. Although he was not afraid of death, he did not want to seek it either.
"Please come out and answer Sima Yi." Pang Tong rode his horse down to the city, followed closely by Ling Tong. They stopped two hundred steps away from the city and stopped moving forward.
"Pang Shiyuan, what do you want from me?" Sima Yi stuck out his head and quietly asked the people around him, "Which of you can shoot two hundred steps away?"
Everyone shook their heads after hearing this. Although the people in Jingxiang were all good at shooting, it was not that easy to shoot two hundred steps away. You know, the entire Han Dynasty had been four hundred years old and could shoot two hundred steps away with bows and arrows.
There are only a handful of them. Of course, this refers to ordinary bows and arrows. Some large crossbows are not among them.
"Alas..." Sima Yi sighed. He envied Liu Zhang very much. No matter Zhao Yun, Huang Zhong, or Gan Ning, they could all shoot more than two hundred steps. He also heard that Huang Zhong and Lu Bu could shoot three hundred steps.
, and maintain lethality. However, he also understood that if Jiangling was really like Huang Zhong, Lu Bu's fierce general, Pang Tong would stand three hundred steps away
"It's nothing, I just want to take a look at that turtle with the surname Sima." Pang Tong stood at the foot of the city. The officers and soldiers of Cao's army on top of the city seemed to be able to see the disdain and contempt in his eyes.
"Are you talking about Sima Hui? That loser is indeed a coward." Sima Yi laughed and said, "Obviously he is from my Sima family, but he is unwilling to serve the family, and he went to Chang'an to praise Liu Zhang's stinky feet. He is more than a coward."
, is still an out-and-out disciple who forgets his ancestors. As for his apprentice, he is not only a waste, but also an idiot. He actually accepts such a beast as his master."
"Oh..." After listening to Sima Yi's words, Cao Jun suddenly realized, and they secretly thought in their hearts, "The turtle Pang Tong was talking about was not our military advisor, but another person named Sima. It's also Pang Tong's fault, why don't you make it clear?"
Of course, there were also Jingzhou soldiers who knew who Sima Hui was, and their eyes were filled with admiration when they looked at Sima Yi. He scolded the master in front of his apprentices, and even pointed at Sang and Huai without even uttering a single curse word. This is how good he was. Then when they looked at Pang Tong, they
His eyes were full of pity. However, they were all enemies, and all the soldiers secretly thought in their hearts, "Who let Pang Tong offend our military advisor? He deserves to be scolded."
"If Sima Hui's apprentice is an idiot and a waste, then isn't his tribe worse than an idiot, a waste, and a beast?" Although it was his master who was being scolded, Pang Tong was not angry at all. Mr. Ruofengchu didn't even have this kind of bearing.
None. He is really not as good as Sima Yi.
"That's not true, so Sima Hui has been expelled from the Sima family as his apprentice. I don't think Mr. Fengchu didn't hear about it." Since learning that Sima Hui ignored the interests of the Sima family and went to Chang'an to serve, Sima Yi immediately wrote
He wrote a letter to his father, Sima Fang, asking him to check his family tree and remove Sima Hui from the family. After hearing his son's request and reasons, Sima Fang would not refuse.
"Oh." After hearing Sima Yi's words, Cao Jun in the city was filled with surprise. They thought in their hearts, "It turns out that the turtle Pang Tong mentioned was his own master. It's hard for Pang Tong to be so shameless and use his own master to attack him."
Enemy army. Fortunately, our military division is smart and we have expelled Pang Tong's master from the clan long ago, otherwise it would be really embarrassing."
"Sima Yi, don't change the subject. You are the coward I'm talking about." Pang Tong was not stupid. He found himself being taken into the ditch and quickly brought the topic back.
"Am I a coward? I should say you are a lost dog." Sima Yi laughed and said, "Yesterday, as soon as our army left the city, your troops fled with their troops. There was no intention of fighting at all. If you have the guts, don't run away. Yan Liang, Wen Chou
, Wei Yan”
"The last general is here" was listening to Pang Tong and Sima Yi's war of words. Unexpectedly, Sima Yi suddenly called out his name, and the three of them immediately bowed to accept the order.
"I order you to lead your troops out of the city. Anyone who makes noise outside the city will be beaten to death by me." Sima Yi ordered in a loud voice, which made Pang Tong look happy. However, Sima Yi changed his voice and said, "If the enemy troops escape, there is no need to
If you want to pursue, you can just go back to the city. Even if you pursue, you can’t go more than five miles.”
"General, I obey." Wei Yan and the others went down to the city, but Pang Tong below the city had a bitter look on his face.
"Sima Yi really deserves to be a tomb tiger. No wonder Liu Zhang valued him so much and even killed him quickly." Pang Tong sighed, "Send the order. We will retreat when Wei Yan and others leave the city."
"Military advisor, why don't we fight hard?" Ling Tong said, "If our army fights with Cao's army for a period of time, with Yan Liang and Wen Chou's recklessness, they will definitely forget Sima Yi's orders."
"Of course I know," Pang Tong said with a bitter smile, "But why should we fight with Cao's army? Just say Yan Liang, Wen Chou, and Wei Yan. Our army will not be able to stop it. By then, Cao's army has not been defeated, but our army has been defeated."
"Alas..." Ling Tong sighed. How could he not know that the generals' lack of martial arts was Jiangdong's biggest weakness. Of course, this does not mean that Jiangdong's generals were incompetent. The northerners rode horses and the southerners used boats. This is the region.
Differences are caused by differences. Therefore, in Chinese history, only the Ming Dynasty united the southerners to unite the northerners, and almost all other dynasties were the northerners to unite the southerners.
As soon as Wei Yan and the others rushed out of Jiangling City, Pang Tong retreated. The three men remembered Sima Yi's words and did not pursue them at all, but returned to the city. Pang Tong ran for a while and returned to the city. Cao's army on the city saw this situation and responded.
Pang Tong was deeply impressed by his shamelessness. Sima Yi smiled and said, "Pang Tong, your plan to defeat the enemy has failed. Do you still want me to fall into the trap? I advise you to go back and think of other ways."
"Sima Yi, you know how to let your generals come to die. I am soft-hearted and can't bear to see others become your scapegoat, so I will give way. If you go to fight, I will definitely not leave. Do you dare to go out of the city to fight with me?" Pang Tong stared at Sima Yi closely.
, the shame of being exposed without any plan
"What a shoddy general. If I fall into the trap like this, wouldn't I be as idiotic as you?" Sima Yi sighed and shook his head, with a look of helplessness on his face, as if he despised Pang Tong very much.
"If you're afraid of death, you're afraid of death. Why bother talking more?" Pang Tong said, "Sima Yi, do you really dare not go to war?"
"Don't make any noise there." Sima Yi sneered, "It's not that I don't dare to fight, it's just that I don't want to fall into your scheme. You want to lower the morale of our army, but you're still a bit immature. Just now, I was still in the mood to deal with you, but now I'm not. If you want to,
If you want to fight, I will send people to fight with you. If you don't fight, you will die far away. Of course, if you want to insult me in the city, you can do it. I am tired, so I will go to rest now. Yan Liang and Wen Chou, you two are divided into two.
Ban is guarding the city, and no matter what the opponent does, he won’t be able to fight Wen Chang. Come and have a drink with me, how about that?”
"I will obey the military advisor's order." Yan Liang and Wen Chou did not dare to say anything. They quickly clasped their fists and obeyed the order, and went down to arrange soldiers to defend the city.
"The military advisor has your orders, how can I not obey?" Wei Yan smiled faintly, stretched out his hand and said, "Military advisor, please"
"Please." Sima Yi smiled and took Wei Yan's hand, and went down to the city to drink with him. Only Sergeant Cao's soldiers were left standing proudly on top of the city.
"Huh..." A gust of wind blew by. Looking at the empty city, Pang Tong felt a little desolate. He had never encountered such a situation. Ling Tong asked hesitantly, "Military advisor, what should we do? We even sent someone to scold the formation.
What?"
"What the hell!" Pang Tong couldn't help but uttered a curse word, turned around and ordered, "The whole army listens to the order and follow me back to the camp."
Jiangdong Army struggled for a long time and then withdrew to the camp. Zhu Zhi and others were also called back. Hearing that even Pang Tong was defeated by the enemy, Zhu Zhi and Dong Xi felt balanced. It turned out that it was not that our army was too incompetent, but that
The enemy was too cunning and he was sitting on the commander's seat in the Chinese army's tent. Pang Yi looked distressed. The generals stood below, not even daring to show their anger for fear of disturbing his train of thought.
"What do you think of insulting someone to make them angry?" After thinking hard for a long time, Pang Tong had no idea, so he raised his head and asked the generals in the tent to brainstorm ideas.
"For the information of the military advisor, it is said that when enemies meet, they are extremely jealous. Among the hatreds, the most powerful ones are the hatred of killing one's father, the shame of humiliating one's mother, and the hatred of taking away one's wife..." Ling Tong shook his head and said, "Why don't we start from this aspect?"
"Sima Yi's father, Sima Fang, is in Shouchun. His mother is said to have turned into a pile of withered bones, and his wife is also in Shouchun. How do you plan to start? Besides, you can kill your father, humiliate your mother, or seize your wife. But
Now the distant water cannot save the near fire." Pang Tong sighed. It seems that there is still a long way to go to train famous generals.
"Uh..." Ling Tong rubbed his chin, looked at the roof of the tent, and said with some frustration, "The general has no idea."
"Military advisor, I have some ideas." Zhu Zhi kept looking at his feet, as if he was reading some military manual. He suddenly raised his head and made a very strange expression.
"Oh? Jun Li, if you have any ideas, please come quickly." You are not afraid of not having an idea, but you are afraid of not thinking. Zhu Zhi is also a very resourceful veteran. Pang Tong was a little excited when he heard that he had an idea.
"I'm ashamed to say it," Zhu Zhi said with a bitter smile, "There is a playboy in my family who can't be taught well no matter how hard he teaches, but his father is a good old man who has never blushed with anyone in his life. But once, I discovered
His father was so angry that he chased him with a broom and beat him, which was a bit strange. You know, that boy was eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, and his father had never been angry. Out of curiosity, I stepped forward to ask, so where did that boy go?
After drinking wine in a brothel, he got very drunk and went home wearing the clothes of the brothel's daughter. His father believed that wearing the clothes of the brothel's daughter was not only an insult to his father and son, but also an insult to the family, so he got angry.
…”
"Junli is really a talented person," Pang Tong said with a smile, "You mean to give Sima Yi a set of clothes belonging to a brothel girl?"
"It doesn't have to be the clothes of brothel girls, just ordinary girls' clothes." Zhu Zhi said with a smile, "Our army is in Jiangling, and we really can't get the clothes of brothel girls. It would be too troublesome to go back to Jiangdong to get them. Find them nearby.
The people bought a set of bright and sexy naughty clothes for Sima Yi. If he is angry, he will naturally go to war. If he is not angry, even the clothes of a brothel girl will not help."
"What Jun Li said is very reasonable," Pang Tong said. "Since Jun Li raised this matter, it is up to you to get a set of women's clothes. I will give them to Sima Yi tomorrow."
"This..." Zhu Zhi suddenly felt like choking his mouth. Over the years, his clothes have been prepared by his wife, and he never bought women's clothes. But when he saw Pang Tong's sharp eyes, he immediately rejected the words
He took it back and quickly accepted the order. With a few soldiers, he found a village where people still lived. Zhu Zhi bought a set of women's clothes and returned to Pang Tong. It is said that this set of women's clothes was for the girl to get married.
The bright red and green colors are so fresh
The next day, Pang Tong came to Jiangling City again. Sima Yi yawned and walked up to the city gate and said, "I say Pang Tong, you are also a famous scholar in Jingxiang after all. You are always going back and forth like this. If you don't mind, please give me a pleasant word. If there is a decisive battle,
Let's compete here in Jiangling City. If you still want to make an enemy, set up an ambush for me. Give up as soon as possible. Where did you come from and where are you going?"
"It's not that I don't want to fight, but if you let those reckless men fight with me every time, doesn't it mean that you have degraded my status?" Pang Tong asked with a smile, "Sima Yi, do you dare to fight?"
"I have many soldiers, why do I need to go to war personally?" Sima Yi said, "If you want me to go to war so much, do you have some plan? Forget it, I don't want to think about it. If you don't fight, I will go back to rest and waste away.
The unlucky one is Jiangdong, not us."
"Sima Yi, since you don't dare to fight, I will give you a gift. Do you dare to accept it?" Pang Tong smiled and ordered someone to bring out a box, which contained exactly that set of women's clothes.
"If you don't fight, you can still receive gifts? Not bad." Sima Yi smiled and said, "Bring it to me and see, what good thing is it?"
The principal carried the box to the city, and a basket was lowered from the top of the city. He put the box into the basket, and someone would lift it up. The principal of Cao Jun handed the box to Sima Yi, but Wei Yan took the box and said with a smile, "Military advisor, the enemy
There may be some traps in what was sent, why don't you let me open it and take a look at it before handing it over to you?"
"Wen Chang is so kind, how can I not appreciate it?" After a drink, Sima Yi had successfully won over Wei Yan, and he was not worried about what Wei Yan would think.
"Then I'll do it." Seeing that Sima Yi trusted him, Wei Yan was very satisfied. He placed the box on the battlement and slowly opened it. After seeing the contents inside, his expression changed.
"Wen Chang, what is that?" Sima Yi was a little puzzled when he noticed that Wei Yan's face was wrong. Even if Pang Tong gave him a human head, Wei Yan's mood would not change.
"Yes... it's better for you, military advisor, to see for yourself." Wei Yan really didn't know what to say, so he handed the box to Sima Yi directly.
"It turns out to be a set of women's clothes." Sima Yi took the box and immediately understood Pang Tong's thoughts. He smiled and said, "I heard that Jiangdong silk is good. Since it was a gift from Pang Tong, it should not be ordinary. The article is long, and this set of women's clothes is
Unfold the clothes for me, I want to see the difference between Jiangdong's women's clothes and Shouchun's women's clothes."