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Wife Protection Law

Article 1 When a wife takes a bath, she should measure the temperature of the water, scratch her itches and rub her back; she must not engage in any sexual behavior.

Article 2 When a wife goes shopping, she must have the courage to pay and be encouraged; she must not behave unwillingly.

Article 3: Your wife should be full of praise when serving food and eat more bowls; she should not be picky about food.

Article 4 When sleeping, your wife should be fanned in the hot summer and warm in the cold winter; she must not snore or snatch the quilt.

Article 5: When your wife gives you money, you should be grateful with tears and live frugally; you should not engage in extravagant and wasteful behavior.

Article 6: When your wife is bored, she must put on a show and wear colorful clothes to entertain her; she must not engage in indifferent behavior.

Article 7: When your wife is admonishing you, you should hold your hands together and stand at attention; you must not act absentmindedly.

Article 8 When a wife makes a mistake, she must take the blame and take the blame; she must not act in a way that would implicate her.

Article 9: When a wife is sad, she should burst into tears and be distraught; she is not allowed to smile.

Article 11: When your wife is away, you must think about her day and night and be as safe as a jade; you must not engage in any sneaky behavior.

Article 12: When your wife is happy, she should decorate her with lights and celebrate grandly; she must not throw cold water on her.

Article 13 When the wife suffers from insomnia, she should stay with her all night long and help count the sheep; she must not act like she dreams of Duke Zhou.

Article 14 When applying facial makeup, your wife should provide you with a method and try the method yourself; she is not allowed to laugh.

Article 15 When your wife sings, she should be like a spring breeze and be filled with admiration; she should not act like she can’t help but laugh.

Article 16: When a wife is angry, she must kneel down and beg for mercy and beg for mercy; she must not ignore her.

Article 17 When a wife hits her husband, she must let him ravage her and thank the Lord for his kindness; she must not fight back or stare.

Article 18: My wife should help her study and draw key points during the exam; she should not act in any way that has nothing to do with her.

Article 19 When giving a speech, the wife should nod her head from time to time to express her deep agreement; she should not refute smoothly.

Article 20: When interrogating a wife, she must swear an oath to show her loyalty; she must not act carelessly.

Article 21 When your wife is driving, she should give gentle instructions and relieve her tension; she should not behave in a way that increases her nuisance.

Article 22: When kissing, your wife should be enthusiastic and energetic, work hard for the best, and must not behave in an indiscriminate manner.

Article 23: When your wife is in pain, you should buy grapes frequently and apply heat on time; you must not let her suffer any pain.

Article 24 When a wife is lucky, she should take what she wants and be persistent; she should not act beyond her ability.

Article 25: When your wife does not want you, you must shed tears and resolve the matter by yourself; no money transactions are allowed.

Article 26 If the above provisions conflict with the Constitution, the Constitution of the People's Republic of China shall be deemed invalid.


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