For the first time, I had no choice but to go to the Three Kingdoms
Liu Ming stopped the car and calmed down. He saw that the scenery in front of him had changed drastically. There was no human habitation in the vast wilderness, and even the original road where the car ran was gone. Thinking back to the strange scene just now, he couldn't help but think that this place was definitely not the original place now, and he couldn't carry it back.
I encountered a time and space rift in the novel, but I didn’t know whether I was jumping in space, time or space, or simply running into a different dimension.
Thinking of this, I can't help but feel sad. It's not easy for my parents to support themselves. If I just earn a little money and don't fulfill my filial piety, I may never see him again. Fortunately, I still have an eldest brother, a third brother, an eldest sister, and a second brother at home.
My sister took care of me, but I didn’t know how worried my elder brother, brothers, sisters, relatives and friends would be.
While he was thinking wildly, he suddenly heard someone from behind the car saying loudly: "What a big guy, what is this?" Then there was the sound of banging on the car. Liu Ming heard the sound and was overjoyed: "That's great, there is someone, it's China."
I hurriedly opened the door and got out of the car to take a look. I saw a man standing behind the car, holding a donkey cart in his left hand, and holding a donkey driving stick in his right hand and knocking on his own cart.
This person is about 1.7 meters tall, with a long face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a straight nose, a wide mouth, thick lips without beards, and a well-organized appearance, showing a loyal and honest appearance.
But this hairstyle and clothing shocked Liu Ming: his long hair was tied up in a bun and tied randomly with a thin stick. He was wearing a short khaki jacket, which was neither silk nor cotton. It was not just made of some material, but clear.
Colorful trousers and a pair of straw sandals.
Liu Ming felt half-hearted: This is not the way modern people dress. He asked with hope: "Hello, big brother. Where is this place? I'm lost."
The donkey driver looked at Liu Ming in confusion and replied: "This place is under the jurisdiction of Anxi County, Zhongshan Prefecture. 10 miles to the south is Lusang Village, 50 miles to the north is Anxi County, and 80 miles to the east is Anguo County." Then.
He asked again: "My accent sounds like he is not from the local area. His hair is shaved and his clothes are weird. I don't know where he is from? What is he riding on?"
Liu Ming was dumbfounded when he heard these place names. He didn't know anything about them. He didn't dare to answer rashly when he asked, so he said cautiously: "I am from the Taihang Mountains. I drive a car. I just came out of the mountains and I don't know what is going on."
, what year is this?"
"Oh, my little brother turned out to be a member of the strange people in the mountains. He just came down from the mountain. No wonder he is dressed like this." Liu Ming thought to himself: I have become a member of the strange people again. He didn't dare to say anything, only Nuonuo said so.
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The donkey driver said: "It is March of the fifth year of Guanghe. My brother's cart is so huge and heavy that it takes many oxen and horses to pull it." As he spoke, he suddenly saw Liu Ming's eyes and pupils widening, and his mouth wide open.
Standing still, the donkey driver hurriedly exclaimed: "Brother! Brother! What's wrong with you? Don't scare me." As he said this, he climbed up Liu Ming's chest and wiped his back. It took a long time for Liu Ming to grow out.
Take a breath and recover.
It turns out that Liu Ming heard that it was the fifth year of Guanghe. Although he didn’t know which year it was, which dynasty or generation it was, it was definitely not modern. When he thought that he would never see his parents, relatives and friends again, and he was drifting alone in ancient times, he couldn’t help but feel sad.
From the bottom of his heart, he couldn't take a breath and actually fainted.
When the donkey driver saw Liu Ming waking up, he quickly said, "My brother has just come down from the mountain and his whereabouts are uncertain. It's already late now. Why don't you come back to our village with me temporarily and discuss it later?"
When Liu Ming heard this, he thought to himself: This is the only way. No matter what, he must live. He can't let his parents raise him in vain and die here inexplicably. Then he said: "Thank you for taking me in, my little brother has just entered the world.
I'm at a loss and have no idea. I'd like to thank you shamelessly. My younger brother's surname is Liu Mingming, who will be the brightest tomorrow. I dare you to ask me your eldest brother's surname, so that I can keep it in my heart forever." After Liu Ming finished speaking, he kept muttering in his heart: What's wrong with me? It was me who said that just now.
What he said? He didn't speak like he usually does. Could it be that he had been watching too many costume dramas recently, and the person in front of him suddenly made a comment.
After hearing this, the donkey driver laughed and said: "Brother, you are too polite. My name is Zhang Fang. The sky is round and the place is square. My nickname is A Niu. Everyone in the village calls me Brother A Niu. You also call me A Niu.
Okay, brother. What you said just now means that I have been in Mongolia for two days. Otherwise, no one in the village except the village chief can understand it. You are worthy of being an expert. It is getting late now. You should quickly find your cattle and horses.
It's easy for the two of us to drive home."
Liu Ming couldn't help but feel funny after hearing the previous words. He spoke like an ancient person. Later, when he heard the mention of cows and horses, he couldn't help but was stunned and said: "Brother Aniu, I don't have any cows or horses."
This time it was A Niu's turn to be stunned. "Brother, how can your huge car move without horses and oxen? Don't be ridiculous. It's important for me to go home as soon as possible."
Liu Ming said with a smile: "Brother A Niu, my car can go by itself without oxen or horses. If you don't believe me, come and see." After saying that, he got in the car and drove a few meters. When he got out of the car, he found A Niu kneeling on the ground and kowtowing.
He was still shouting that the gods have offended, the gods have offended. Liu Ming hurriedly ran forward, helped A Niu and said: "Brother A Niu, get up, I am not a god."
A Niu stood up and bowed to Liu Ming and said: "Sir, don't hide it from me. Even if you are not an immortal, your master must be an immortal. In the past, I heard people say that Luban built a chariot, but no horse could move it, and then he flew to heaven.
To become a master craftsman, could your master be Lu Ban?"
Liu Ming was dumbfounded and had a headache. He said to himself: This person is really good at contacting me. When I said I was from the mountains, he said I was a stranger. When he saw the car moving, he said my master was Lu Ban.
I'm following them everywhere, but I made them up when I got to the province. Thinking of this, I could only say to A Niu: "My master is not Lu Ban, and I don't know who he is. It's getting late, let's go quickly." After saying this, he turned the donkey off.
The reins were tied to the back of the car, and A Niu was helped into the cab. The car started to drive slowly.
On the way, A Niu kept touching the car seat and the car window, not knowing where to put it. He kept muttering: Good baby, it was worth it even if I died immediately after riding in the car of a god. Liu Ming was on the side
Smiling, he asked that Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty was now on the throne. He thought that it was not bad. The Han Dynasty was a powerful dynasty for our nation, and we could enjoy a peaceful life in the feudal dynasty.
Not long after, a village appeared in front of us. After walking for a while, twenty or thirty people suddenly appeared in front of us, sounding gongs and holding staffs, and gathered around.
Liu Ming quickly parked the car, pushed A Niu and said, "Brother A Niu, what's going on in front of you?"
"I don't know, but the people in front of them are all from our village. I'll go over and have a look." After saying that, he got off the car and walked over.
After a while, A Niu brought an old man back, and Liu Ming introduced the old man to Zhang Fu, the head of the village, known as Uncle Zhang in the village, and said that the villagers had never seen the fairy car before, so they thought it was a monster, so they gathered together to defend themselves.
The elder’s family served wine to greet Liu Ming.
At the table, Uncle Zhang sat at the head of the table, accompanied by A Niu, but it was Liu Ming's turn to take the seat, not to mention how awkward it was. The only way to sit down at this time was to kneel down at a low table. Liu Ming had practiced this skill before. It was not easy.
After sitting down, the village chief Zhang Bo poured a bowl of soup from the pot in the middle of the table and handed it to Liu Ming, saying: "Sir, I have just arrived in this small village and I have no respect for you. Please drink this wine to express your sincerity."
Liu Ming frowned as soon as he took the wine bowl. He immediately understood the line in Water Margin: This guy, after drinking enough yellow soup, came here to run wild. He saw that there was no trace of wine in the bowl, and it was very turbid.
It is clearly yellow soup.
Liu Ming didn't dare not drink, so he picked up the wine bowl (for fear of being a custom), opened his mouth and drank the wine with a sudden heartbeat. Oh, this is not wine, it is clearly vinegar. Although it seems to have a slight alcoholic taste, it is too sour.
For someone like Liu Ming who is used to drinking liquor, it is impossible to drink it.
At this time, I heard Uncle Zhang urging him to drink: "Sir, this is the best wine in the city. It costs five taels of silver per catty. Come on, come on, come on, drink more." After that, he filled another bowl for Liu Ming.
Liu Ming was speechless, and his brain was in turmoil. He thought to himself: What a life this is, what can I say? Suddenly an idea came to his mind: I bought Maotai, a good wine for my father, in the car. Let’s give it to everyone to drink.
Isn't it good? I came here first and raised my hands to the village chief and said: "Thank you Uncle Zhang for your kindness. I can't repay it. I have a bottle of good wine given by my master. Drinking it can prolong your life. I would like to invite Uncle Zhang and Brother Aniu to share it."
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A Niu was overjoyed when he heard this and said loudly: "The wine given by the immortal must be immortal wine. Bring it quickly and I will have a taste."
Liu Ming looked at the village chief and his eyes were gleaming. He thought to himself: Ah Niu must have told the village chief that I am a disciple of the Immortal. He got up and went back to the car to get a bottle of Moutai. He was about to go back to the house but stopped again: We can't let this happen.
The village chief saw the trademark of Moutai. Thinking of this, he quickly removed the outer packaging of Moutai and returned to the car together with the label on the bottle.
Liu Ming returned to the wine table with a bare porcelain bottle. As soon as he opened the bottle cap, a strong aroma of wine made Uncle Zhang and A Niu greedy. Liu Ming filled a glass for each person and said: "
Taste it, taste it.”
I saw Uncle Zhang holding the wine bowl with both hands, smelling the aroma of the wine intoxicated, and took a careful sip. Then he put the wine bowl back on the table with trembling hands, for fear that a drop would overflow the wine bowl. After the wine bowl was placed on the table, he held it with both hands.
He lay on the bed, tears streaming down his face. He said to himself: "This little old man is sixty-two this year. I have to drink this fairy wine today, and I will have no regrets in this life." After saying this, he couldn't stop feeling miserable.
A Niu nodded his head at the side, showing a sympathetic look.
Liu Ming looked at it and said, "Well, Uncle Zhang has never drunk good wine, but it's not like this, right?" He quickly advised: "Uncle Zhang is happy today, drink more, and I will serve it to you." After that,
Just pour the wine.
Uncle Zhang hurriedly stopped him and said, "Young man has lost his temper. But you can't drink any more of this wine."
"What happened?" Liu Ming asked in confusion.
"Today, little old man, I have to take a sip of this immortal wine. After several lifetimes of cultivating the blessings, drinking it again will not destroy the blessings." Uncle Zhang touched the wine bowl and said.
"That's right, that's right." A Niu nodded repeatedly.
"It's such a good wine. If you don't drink it, wouldn't it be a waste? Uncle Zhang, drink it." Liu Ming continued to advise.
"Don't waste it, don't waste it. I want to donate the rest of the immortal brew and pass it on to future generations, and it will forever stay in my Zhang family's house."
"High! It's really high! As expected of the village chief, his thoughts make sense." A Niu said with deep feeling on the side.
"Damn! This is a fat translator." Liu Ming thought to himself. Finally, Liu Ming persuaded them for a long time and agreed to give each person another bottle to pass down to future generations. Only then did the two of them drink happily again.
At the banquet, Liu Ming learned that if he wanted to settle here, he had to go to the county to apply for household registration. Otherwise, he was a refugee. The personal safety and property of refugees were not guaranteed. (Liu Ming’s so-called master cannot be regarded as a refugee, but
They are experts, strangers, hermits or immortals. Because it is impossible for ordinary people to live alone in the deep mountains and old forests where ferocious beasts and poisonous insects are infested. Even hunters gather in groups at the foot of mountains, and bandits gather in mountain strongholds.
Internal refugees refer to poor people who have lost their land due to hunger, cold, disease, natural disasters, man-made disasters, etc., and are helpless, unable to pay taxes, and evade paying taxes.)
To register, you need to pay a certain amount of money and have someone as a guarantee. Although Liu Ming has nothing, the village chief said that a bottle of Liu Ming's immortal brew can be sold for a hundred gold, and the village chief is willing to guarantee for Liu Ming. Let's give it tomorrow
A Niu took Liu Ming to Anxi County to sell wine, register a household, and buy land. (Why a bottle of Maotai is so valuable will be explained later^_^)
Although the Maotai wine was not strong in the mouth, it had a strong staying power and everyone drank happily. When the banquet ended, Uncle Zhang and A Niu were very drunk.
Liu Ming didn't drink much because he had something on his mind, and the amount of liquor he drank before was still there. He was still very awake and was led into the guest room by the village chief's family. He didn't want to fall asleep, so he walked back to the car parked in the yard and opened the door.
The truck cabinet began to count the things he had brought.
Looking at the two hundred kilograms of rice seeds and the ten pairs of breeding rabbits, "It's up to you to make a fortune in the future."
In the wooden box pressed under the rice seeds is a set of hunting equipment prepared for Little Black Egg: a hunting knife, an animal hunting trap, a ten-shot serial gun, and two hundred arrows. "It seems that I can give it to myself.
I’ll use it for hunting later.”
In the wooden box next to the rabbit cage are eight bottles of Maotai for my father, reading glasses for my mother, and twenty pieces of Great China for the villagers. "I smoked cigarettes myself, so I have to be sparing, but that's okay."
You can’t smoke for more than ten years. Besides, can you still smoke after keeping it for more than ten years? No, you have quit smoking. You don’t need your reading glasses anymore, just keep them as souvenirs. Moutai is a good thing, and there are five bottles left.
According to what the village chief said, one bottle of wine costs one hundred gold, and five bottles equals five hundred gold. This is my first pot of gold in ancient times."
Inside the shock-proof box on the outermost side of the car cabinet is the solar-powered laptop given by Yang Yi. "Fortunately it's solar-powered, otherwise it would be a waste. But the stuff inside is useless. I can only relieve my boredom. I hope it's inside
There is a game, but I don’t have time to watch it now. Let’s talk about it later when I have free time.”
After taking inventory, Liu Ming locked the car cabinet and walked to his room. The breeze blew, and he was drunk. He went back to the room and fell on the bed and fell asleep. In his sleep, he vaguely said that I want to go home.