"Hey, third child, I will bring you the Xing Lei Cloud Skill after entering the game tonight. By the way, which magical skill are you going to teach me?"
Chu Tianyu pondered for a while and said: "My sect has a unique skill that is shocking to the world and makes ghosts and gods weep!" Upon hearing this, Bai Lei's eyebrows almost flew to the sky!
"The name of this unique skill is the Three Pure Body Protecting Magic Techniques!"
"Really? Then, after practicing, can you fly over walls and fly over walls, or knock down a cow with one palm strike?" Bai Lei asked excitedly.
"Absolutely not! Its most important effect is to allow you to take more beatings, and you will end up with a flat look..." After saying this, Chu Tianyu rubbed oil on the soles of his feet and disappeared in an instant.
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"I*, don't run, Third Brother, stop for me, wait until I strangle you to death before leaving..." Bai Lei, knowing that he had been deceived, said angrily in the direction Chu Tianyu was escaping.
But later I heard Chu Tianyu’s explanation, saying that getting beaten is more important than hitting others, and practicing kung fu must start with getting beaten. Bai Lei did not refute this. He seemed to have seen such lines in many movies,
So he accepted that the magic power of protecting the body is the magic power of protecting the body. No matter whether he was beaten or hit others, it was the magic power. From then on, the Chu family had a freeloader who would do nothing but do nothing every morning.
A man who went to the garden to sit cross-legged and meditate.
And because Chu Tianyu has the super suit, in the game, it is easy to defeat monsters and upgrade, and the level is also soaring. Even Bai Lei is envious. So much so that under the unbalanced mentality, he will do it at every turn.
Sentence: "Tsk, tsk, you are so happy. I thought I had to go through a lot of hardships back then..."
The days of winter vacation were spent easily by the two of them teasing and spanking each other. Of course, for Chu Tianyu, the phone calls with Ouyang Ziyi every night before going to bed also made him sweeter.
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The winter vacation is over and it’s the first day of school. The Beifu campus is bustling again. The endless flow of people, the bustling canteen, and the happy faces that have just celebrated the New Year all make people feel a campus atmosphere. A kind of atmosphere.
The spirit of youth.
The four heroes of Beifu gathered together again. As soon as they met, Chu Tianyu was choked by the big men Xu and Baocai. They repeatedly asked where his super equipment in the game came from. They expressed extreme jealousy at his soaring level and strongly expressed their jealousy.
He asked Chu Tianyu to sacrifice his life for bloodletting, and treated them to a big meal at noon to comfort their young and fragile hearts like Bai Lei's.
What a joy it was for Bai Lei to watch! Seeing Chu Tianyu being ripped off, he pretended to be helpless, but those sly eyes were always conveying his gloating!
After a while, Bai Lei finished admiring the situation. He helped Chu Tianyu out and said, "Forget it, forget it, don't embarrass the third child anymore. As far as I know, Chu Tianyu got a lot of new year's money this year.
Just have a light meal for lunch, save your energy and ask the third child to invite us to the disco for a good time in the evening, what do you think?"
With Bai Lei's thief laughter of "hehe...", his proposal was unanimously approved by Xu and Baocai. Chu Tianyu, who was temporarily relaxed, looked at Bai Lei with deep meaning, knowing
This kid has just been practicing kung fu for a few days, and he wants to show off.
Bai Lei was thinking about what he wanted, but when he saw the look in Chu Tianyu's eyes, he still felt a little guilty. He quickly turned around and pretended to chat with Baocai and the others, and by the way, they talked about which discotheque they were going to at night and how.
Let the blood of Chu Tianyu be released happily and happily!
The first day of school is a crazy day, and this day is even more indulgent for Chu Tianyu and Bai Lei. That night, several "bad elements" came to the "Thunderstorm", which is known as the most chaotic but also the happiest.
"Disco", a few people ordered a table and a few dozen beers. Before they started drinking, they were infected by the loud music in the wine, as if every cell in their bodies was shaking with the strong Spring Festival.
"Haha, you really picked the right place for cabbage, not bad, not bad!" Bai Lei praised as he glanced around, looking around, preparing to find a few blind guys to let him practice his skills.
"Of course, this is the top-secret information I got from going undercover in the toilet because I was constipated and stayed in the pit for too long..." Before Baocai could finish his words, he was kicked out by three feet at the same time.
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When Baocai was kicked out, Bai Lei also came over, looking here and there, touching here and there to see if Baocai had knocked over other people's tables, accidentally pulled off other people's girlfriend's clothes, etc. that could easily cause disputes.
Things come up.
Obviously Baicai was not very up to date. When he fell to the ground, others would at most avoid him and take a look. However, Bai Lei obviously did not give up and began to wander around the place.
Moreover, he went to places where there were foreign devils, hoping that something would happen to bully the Chinese, so that he, an "angry young man", would have a chance to take action and have a good time. When Bai Lei took over the few few people in the scene,
After the foreigners wandered around, the situation he imagined did not occur.
Disappointed, I had no choice but to target those guys who were outnumbered and fluent. From time to time, I would approach them and provoke them with cold gazes, or deliberately bump into other people's tables, but all other people's attention would be taken away.
Attracted by the lively singing and dancing in the venue, no one paid him any attention...
"Third child, isn't there something wrong with the second child tonight? Why is he so distracted? Why is he always hanging around other people's tables?" asked the big man Xu.
"I don't know, I guess I took the wrong medicine and I'm just looking for trouble there!" Chu Tianyu replied, suppressing a smile.
"It's just a good thing that he's not here, so he doesn't have to fight for food with us. The food here is really expensive. A fruit plate costs more than 200 yuan, and there are only a few pieces of rotten watermelon and apple slices!" Baocai said.
"Yes, hurry up and eat. After we finish eating, we will also jump on the stage.*, don't just eat the cabbage, come on, have some wine in the bottle!" the big man Xu said cheerfully.
They didn't often come to a place like this, and they felt bored after jumping around a few times. Especially when they saw other people coming with their younger sisters, drinking, punching, and laughing, they were much more boring.
"It's boring. The beer here is like horse urine. It's not as good as a whole small restaurant, a few bottles of Erguotou, and a few snacks. It's not much better than in this smoky place." The big man Xu complained.
"Yeah, these popcorns and stuff are not enough to fill you up. They're so expensive, so how can you get a piece of pork belly that's affordable?" Baocai also agreed.
At this time Bai Lei also walked around the whole place three times, came back listlessly, took a bottle of beer and started blowing...
"What's wrong with you today, Lao Er?" Big Xu and Baocai asked at the same time.
"Ignore me, I'm annoying!" Bai Lei said angrily.
"Since everyone is unhappy, why don't we change the place to play?" Chu Tianyu suggested.
This proposal was unanimously approved. It was decided to pay the bill and leave immediately.
"How much did you say?" Baocai asked in disbelief.
"Your bill totals 2888, and I've asked you for a discount. The actual charge is only 2880..." the cashier said with a smile and a "gentle" look on her face.
"*, what did we eat that was so expensive? Show us the details!" Big Xu shouted, pretending to be knowledgeable.
Big Xu and Baocai checked the accounting units one by one and finally found out the problem, which was the price of beer. It was the kind of small B-bottle beer. According to their quantity, a dozen bottles per person would not be a problem. Bai Lei drank less.
So they ordered three dozens and thirty-six bottles in total, but when they saw the price, each bottle actually cost fifty yuan. Baocai first shouted: "*, how do you calculate this beer? It was not on the price list at that time.
Twelve dollars a bottle?”
"Yes, yes, the order was printed wrong?" Xu Ye, the big man, asked.
"I'm sorry, sir. What you want is the gold version. The twelve-dollar bottle is the regular version. You see, this is what you drink..." After saying that, the lady also took out the
A bottle of gold was displayed.
"That won't work. When we called you, you didn't say anything. This, this is simply fraud!" Baocai Buqian said.
"Yes, yes, defrauding consumers!" said the big man Xu.
Originally, Chu Tianyu and Bai Lei didn't care much about money intermediary, and they had no idea about their marriage. But when they were arguing together, Bai Lei seemed to suddenly think of something, his eyes shone, and his mouth watered...
..
As soon as Chu Tianyu saw Bai Lei's look, he knew what he was thinking. He was about to pay the horse money and leave quickly. When he heard Bai Lei yell excitedly: "*, it turns out to be fraud, then we will
I won’t be buried, and I won’t pay for it!” As he spoke, he added in an inflammatory voice to the big man and Baocai: “You think so!”
"yes!"
"certainly!"
"Sir, if you do this, I will..." Before the lady at the service desk could finish speaking, Bai Lei immediately interrupted excitedly and asked: "Are you going to ask you to watch the scene? You should have some
People watching the show? If there are any, call them over quickly! If you people watching the show don’t come, we won’t pay the money!”
Not only was the waitress dumbfounded on the spot when she was asked, but the big man and Baocai were stunned. They were a little confused and confused when Bai Lei had ever been so brave and forthright.
Seeing Bai Lei's expectant eyes, the service lady finally reacted and said, "You, are you here to cause trouble?"
"Yeah, don't wait any longer. I'll call you guys to see what's going on right away?" Bai Lei said anxiously.
Being urged by Bai Lei, the waitress became nervous and followed Bai Lei's tone and shouted out: "It's just for fun, it's just for fun, oh, no, security, security, someone is causing trouble!"
Although the waitress called the wrong person at first, she was still very efficient. Soon, they were surrounded by seven or eight strong men, each with a sinewy face and a tough suit.
The leader, wearing a gray felt hat, was quite muscular. Seeing that there were only a few half-grown boys, he asked contemptuously: "What's going on? Are these just a few boys making trouble?"
The waitress quickly replied: "Yes, Brother Hui, they are the only ones who don't have a grave tent and are looking for a place to show off!"
When Brother Hui heard this, he frowned, glanced at several people, and said cruelly: "Oh, which kid is so smart?"
Bai Lei didn't even think about it, he puffed up his chest, stepped forward and said: "*, it's me..." While speaking, he suddenly punched Brother Hui in the face without any warning.
Smashed it over.
To be honest, this Brother Hui has been in the Tao for so many years, and he has never seen anyone dare to suddenly take action in such a situation, surrounded by such big men.
Fortunately, he had practiced. Although he was sneak-attacked by Bai Lei, he still used his super reaction ability to move his head to avoid the bridge of his nose. Bai Lei's punch barely missed his cheek.
It caused a burning pain.
This time he was evil and bold. He, Brother Hui, had never suffered such a disadvantage. He was slapped in the face by a young boy, so he reacted quickly and shouted angrily: "Go to death for me."
These guys are totally crazy!"
While talking, he kicked Bai Lei. At this time, Bai Lei was enjoying the blow just now. Ever since he was a child, he never rushed to the front and was as brave as this time.
Do it first, it’s so fun!
Especially this conflict was something he couldn't ask for and it was hard-won. He wanted to make good use of it and give full play to the body-protecting magical skills he had just learned, so he also shouted loudly: "Hit me! Hit me...
ah......"
With the last sound, Bai Lei really said "Ah...". Brother Hui gave him a solid kick.
When he landed, Bai Lei remained very conscious and said: "***, I'm not lucky yet..." Then he passed out from the pain without even humming.
Chu Tianyu was able to save Bai Lei, but no matter how many reasons this kid told him, it would be better to give him such a convincing effect. In order to avoid causing even greater trouble later when he has some skills, this is the time.
It would be better to teach him a lesson.
When the big man Xu saw the two sides moving, he also punched the two men who were coming towards him. Baocai saw the opportunity and tripped himself, staggering and fell next to Bai Lei.
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Seeing a few people rushing toward what he called "watching the show," Chu Tianyu smiled bitterly in his heart: "What kind of thing is this? It's really nothing to cause trouble!"
Thinking about it, Chu Tianyu secretly observed it, and the big Xu one and two still thought it would work, and the two lying on the ground were not in danger for the time being. Well, today I will take advantage of Bai Lei's opportunity to stir up trouble with them.
Have a fight.
Chu Tianyu then put away his skills, imitated the strength of ordinary people, and faced the punch hard. At the same time, he stepped aside and hit the other elbow instantly...
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In the new semester, the first batch of guests welcomed by the school medical office are the Four Elites of Beifu.
The most important injury was of course Bai Lei, but after examination, except for some damage to the soft tissue on his belly, a bruised footprint, and maybe two more trips to the toilet, he had no other conditions.
And the big Xu, under the careless protection of Chu Tianyu, put two extra pieces of Bang Di on his fist, while Chu Tianyu was practicing his kung fu, working hard to show a bruised blue color on his face, always trying to show off his performance.
.......
Of course, the first public class of the new semester also became a discussion class for a few of them. Big Xu was there bragging about how he had defeated three or four "watchers" by himself, and Baocai also appeared from time to time.
He talked about how he discovered the loopholes in the bill, how he argued hard, and how he used his wisdom to avoid the enemy's attack after the final conflict. The most depressed Bai Lei held his stomach and said nothing, even occasionally
In a word, it's just: "Hey, any of you still have toilet paper, I want to squat again!"
The eternal topics for boys besides fighting and games are girls. Soon, the target of everyone’s discussion shifted to their respective girlfriends, who was the latest development of so-and-so during the winter vacation, and who just kicked so-and-so.
of......
Chu Tianyu was enjoying listening to it at first, but suddenly Baocai's elegant mouth brought the topic to him: "Tsk, what do you dinosaurs have to say? Only we, the third child, can."
The most beautiful woman in the school fell into his hands. It’s the third child. Don’t tell me, I also got the favor of the third child and shook her hand. Hey, I had a big class today, why didn’t I see her?
What? Lao San, why didn’t your Li beauty come?”
Chu Tianyu had already searched around the crowd and was wondering. He had called her since the Chinese New Year, but the phone had been turned off. It could be said that he had not contacted Li Rou since the holiday.
Seeing that Chu Tianyu did not answer directly, everyone thought that he had reservations, and after "coaxing" him for a while, they changed the topic to other topics.
Finally, after class, Chu Tianyu wanted to ask some of Li Rou's classmates, but suddenly he discovered that he and Li Rou were always alone, and most of them were in the playground or the library.
When they met, they always talked about their reading experiences. At that time, Chu Tianyu didn't think much about anything else and just regarded Li Rou as a friend. But now with Ouyang Ziyi's relationship, Chu Tianyu made Li Rou know each other.
I have a different experience of relationship.
It was really embarrassing to say that he really didn’t know much about Bi Lirou, let alone her roommates or classmates. Chu Tianyu was worried when he suddenly heard a quarrel and looked around.
It was Wang Shengyi and Zhou Yun.
Chu Tianyu was overjoyed. Yes, Zhou Yun seems to be living with Li Rou and the others. He should know the situation. Why didn't the insider in front of him think of it just now?
Chu Tianyu walked quickly to them immediately, ignoring Wang Shengyi's painstaking explanation, saying that he had difficulties in not contacting him, and now he no longer looked as arrogant as before.
It's haggard, haggard all over.
Chu Tianyu certainly knows Wang Shengyi's "difficulties". To deal with him and his father, a phone call is enough!
"Excuse me, Zhou Yun, may I ask why Li Rou didn't come to class today?" Chu Tianyu directly interrupted.
Zhou Yun was already angry, so she casually said: "She's dead!"
Chu Tianyu was shocked, grabbed Zhou Yun's hand and asked excitedly: "You, what did you say?"
"Oh, it hurts!" Zhou Yun exclaimed.
"Fuck, Chu Tianyu, what the hell are you doing? Put your hands down...ah..."
Before Wang Shengyi could finish speaking, Chu Tianyu yelled: "Get out!!!" and knocked him to the ground with a punch.