Only then did Bai Lei stop his hand with an unwilling look on his face, and kept mumbling: "I really want to strangle you to death, you ungrateful thing..."
Chu Tianyu touched his neck, and after a while he said with lingering fear: "I surrender, isn't it okay for me to admit my mistake? Look at you, when I'm not around, you have to be both external and internal, how much pressure you are under! After coming back,
He even invited me to a restaurant right away. I really, really have nothing to say! Just two words, brother!"
Upon hearing this, Bai Lei, who had actually done nothing, had his eyes red. With a "grieved" look on his face, he climbed up the pole and said, "It's me, is it easy for me?"
"Tell me, which of Li Rou's classmates did you fall in love with? It's not easy to know you. I'm also very busy. If you have anything to say, brothers, just say it!"
Chu Tianyu doesn't understand Bai Lei's temper yet, so he first follows what he wants, and then goes straight to the point, otherwise he can talk to you about this issue for several hours and still not get to the point!
Sure enough, Bai Lei fell into the trap, and followed Chu Tianyu's topic and said without thinking: "I have a crush on Li Rou's classmate...ah...bah...
..."
Halfway through, Bai Lei reacted, muttering for a few words, and glaring at Chu Tianyu again! Chu Tianyu didn't say a word, first he made an innocent expression, and then made a sound of clearing his ears.
attitude.
Obviously Bai Lei's mind was not on how to deal with him, so for the first time he did not have another attack. Instead, he sat down, took a sip of tea, and then said leisurely: "I'm dating online..."
"What!?" Chu Tianyu was surprised at first, and then asked curiously: "When? How did it start? Have you met? Is my sister beautiful? And..."
"Okay! Okay!" Bai Lei interrupted him as if he was afraid of Chu Tianyu. Then he said with a bad face: "Please, Chu Tianyu, you can be considered a young master from a wealthy family, a lady, and a bitch of a generation.
Zongshi, can you be a little more graceful and reserved? Don’t behave like other boys! Don’t behave like this when you hear this question. Is this reaction different from these cliche questions? "
Chu Tianyu, who was questioned by Bai Lei several times in a row, was also greatly ashamed and lowered his head silently. However, he felt greatly wronged in his heart and mumbled at the same time: "No matter what his identity is, the Swordsman Grandmaster is still the same person.
! Isn’t it normal for people to be a little curious! Especially about your Bai Lei’s love issues, the world is concerned about it, and it’s a beggar’s attention! "
Bai Lei no longer paid attention to Chu Tianyu's sarcasm, and instead said bitterly: "You know, third brother, if I don't find someone these days, I will be laughed to death by the big guys! Needless to say, big guys.
, now Chu Tianyu is just surrounding the round-faced Liu Shuang, not to mention how boring it is! And that damn Baocai, he actually took advantage of your last dinner treat to hook up with a fair-skinned girl, I*, look at him
The love letter I wrote made me want to vomit. You are a piece of white snow, and I am just a fat black grasshopper. I jumped up on your white body and watched the clouds unfold and the moon with you.
There is snow in the sky, oh..."
"vomit~~" At this point, Bai Lei couldn't help but retched a few more times. Chu Tianyu was also sweating violently.
Seeing Bai Lei still with contempt on his face, Chu Tianyu finally understood Bai Lei's embarrassment. He couldn't help but asked in a low voice: "You, are you jealous?"
"*, who am I, Bai Lei! I'm just jealous of the two of them, hum, hum..." Bai Lei couldn't figure out what he was humming in the end.
Chu Tianyu no longer forced him, so he changed the subject and said: "By the way, let's talk about that netizen of yours!"
Hearing this, Bai Lei's face shone with light again, and he said excitedly: "Hey, actually, big man, Baocai and the two of them have been discussing this in front of me all day since they got a girlfriend.
Those who discussed it all acted like they were worth 25,800,000 yuan, but in fact I had already fallen in love. I didn’t say anything, I just lazily argued with them!”
"Then say it quickly!" Chu Tianyu gritted his teeth as if he had the urge to hit someone.
Bai Lei knew it and was almost stunned, so he said: "Actually, we met online not long after school started. Her online name is Yueyue Eats Watermelon. Hehe, she's cute!"
Chu Tianyu didn't feel it! He just heard Bai Lei continue: "She has a cheerful personality, speaks straightforwardly, and she especially likes sports. Hehe, you know me, I never did sports before, so I really like these active people.
Little girl! So, the progress we have made with her can be described in one word, that is, rapid progress! The relationship is so earth-shattering that it makes us cry! It is so gluey and sweet..."
"Sorry to bother you, please tell me the key points! For example, have you met, what is her situation in reality, what are your plans for the future, etc.!" Chu Tianyu interrupted Bai Lei's speech with a cold face.
Bai Lei glanced at Chu Tianyu with disdain, and then said: "I have the same sentiment! Without further description, how can I get to the topic so quickly? Forget it, I won't bother with a rough guy like you. There is only one answer to the question you asked.
, that means I haven’t met her yet! Hehe..."
Chu Tianyu's waist didn't slip under the table, and he was engaged in a love relationship that Bai Lei had talked about for a long time, like a world-shattering, eternity-like love relationship, but he hadn't even seen the girl's face. It was really sad!
Bai Lei looked like you were making a fuss and said quietly: "Although we have never met, the pure feelings between us are unquestionable and sacrosanct!"
"Okay, okay, I won't invade, then you can just be in love with me. Why are you talking to me so much?" Chu Tianyu asked feebly, as if he was defeated.
"Nonsense, do you think I invited you to eat at such a high-end and tasteful food stall for nothing? Of course I want your help!" Bai Lei said truthfully.
"What can I help you with?" Chu Tianyu asked with a wary expression.
"Hey, haven't we met before? My friend just sent me a message when we were having a meeting, saying that he wanted to come to Beijing during the May Day holiday to see what Tsinghua University is doing this year.
She is graduating from the college entrance examination, so she came to choose a school in advance! Hehe, I, I will be responsible for accompanying the tour guide!" Bai Lei said embarrassedly.
"Okay, no wonder you stopped talking after receiving a text message just now. You are a guy who values sex over friends! However, this girl is quite awesome. She didn't even take the exam, so she decided to study Tsinghua University first!" Although Chu Tianyu said this
He criticized it, but in his heart he was extremely grateful for the timely text message, which made Bai Lei's proposal go to waste.
"That is, no matter whose girlfriend she is, she has a high IQ!" Bai Lei said with a proud look on his face.
"However, if you study well in this way, a girl with a high IQ will generally look like..." Chu Tianyu said vaguely.
"Impossible! My Bai Lei's girlfriend must be both talented and beautiful! You, take back what you just said!" Bai Lei immediately jumped to deny it.
"Okay, okay, I'll take it back! Then I have nothing to do here, so I'll leave first!" Chu Tianyu said eagerly.
"Okay, okay. Although I am full of firm confidence in her and the belief that I will love her, but, I am not afraid of ten thousand, I am afraid of what may happen, if, if..." Bai Lei didn't finish his words,
I heard Chu Tianyu say through the interface: "If it were really a dinosaur, your loyal online love could be eaten by a dog, right?"
Bai Lei bit his lips tightly, as if fighting between heaven and man, and it took him a long time to make up his mind: "***, even if she is a dinosaur, I, Bai Lei, will recognize her!"
Chu Tianyu was shocked when he heard this, and said with admiration: "Okay, Bai Lei, I didn't see that you still have a bit of manliness! After listening for a long time, I thought you were going to ask me to come out to meet you, if it was a dinosaur
, just find an excuse to tell her that you have something to do and can't come; if it's a beautiful sister, just say that you will be five minutes late to buy flowers and prepare gifts!"
"*, Third Brother, I am not as despicable as you! I just want you to help me meet her first. With your behavior, she will definitely be disappointed. Then I, Bai Lei, will make a shining debut. Under the strong contrast, I guarantee that
It made her eyes light up, and her newly lost mood instantly rekindled the flame of love. Wow, haha, you must know that the ups and downs of this mood must have the most intense and unforgettable impact on her vision and soul! Anything.
My little sister is always at my fingertips. Hey, this is called love psychology! Learn how to be a little bit younger! Wow, haha, I’m such a genius!" Bai Lei finished proudly and fell into endless lust and fantasy again.
among......
"You are really despicable!" After hearing this, Chu Tianyu said with a bitter smile of dissatisfaction.
"Hey, Third Brother, why do you feel that you have become more beautiful after you went out? And you are a lot taller. Did you secretly go for plastic surgery?" Bai Lei, who came back to his senses, began to consider this preparation.
The green leaves are blooming to set off him.
"Tsk, tsk, third child, you have indeed become a lot more handsome, but compared to me, Bai Lei, there is still a big gap! I was originally considering Baocai, but that guy looks just like her, Bai Xue, so don't give in then.
I have seen it every month, but the effect of the contrast has not come out. If I give you a heart attack first, it will be more than worth the loss! So this arduous task falls on you, brother of hard work, this is the trust of the organization in you, it is an honor.
!" Bai Lei sighed with emotion.
"..." Chu Tianyu was speechless!
...
In the evening, Chu Tianyu, who had finally escaped from the sea of suffering, asked Li Rou out. Although she was a little embarrassed at first, she couldn't help Li Rou's worry and guilt about Chu Tianyu these days, as well as Chu Tianyu's explanation and that wonderful experience.
, the two soon eliminated their differences and walked hand in hand on the campus road!
This also made many of Li Rou's lovers raise their middle fingers at the background of Chu Tianyu and secretly cursed in their hearts: "Oh, the world is declining, look at this couple!"
At the same time, I thought a little unwillingly: "Why can't this dog man be me?".