When Liu Xing got out of the car, it was already half past ten. It was estimated that Xia Xue and Xia Yu should go to bed. But when Liu Xing opened the door with the key, he knew that he was wrong, completely wrong, because the house
The screams coming from inside told him that someone was watching a horror movie again.
Liu Xing quietly entered the room and looked into the living room. This time, it was amazing. The two sisters, Xia Xue and Xia Yu, were watching together. One of them huddled in a corner of the sofa, her body trembling, but her eyes did not leave the TV.
Whenever a scary scene appears, the two women will scream loudly in unison.
No, if you don't teach these two women a lesson, they will not learn their lesson. Liu Xing took a few steps back, but squatted on the ground, pressing his hand on the light switch. Turn it on, turn it off, turn it on.
Once it was turned off, as Liu Xing kept pressing the button repeatedly, the lights in the room turned on and off, and on and off. Coupled with the shocking terrifying sound and accompanying music coming from the stereo, the whole room seemed to suddenly change.
It became a haunted house.
"Ah~~!" Just as Liu Xing expected, the two women screamed loudly, and Liu Xing squatted on the ground covering his mouth and snickering, scaring you to death.
"Liu Xing, what are you doing squatting on the ground?" came a voice. Liu Xing covered his mouth and raised his head, seeing the two sisters Xia Xue and Xia Yu already standing in front of him. The one who spoke just now was Xia Yu.
"You can't defecate anywhere, the bathroom is inside!" Xia Xue looked at Liu Xing and said.
"I...I'll try the light switch again. Well, yes, it works very well!" Liu Xing said with a smile, and then stood up from the ground. Damn it, why aren't these two women afraid anymore?
"Damn it Liu Xing, do you want to scare us?" Just as Liu Xing passed the two women and was about to go back to the room, Xia Yu grabbed Liu Xing's ear and said fiercely.
"Hey, use your words but not your hands, don't turn your ears away from me...ah~~!" This time it was Liu Xing's turn to scream loudly.
"Xia Xue, you are a dog, why did you bite me?" Liu Xing held her arm and looked at Xia Xue fiercely and said, "Damn, I'm bleeding."
"You said it, don't talk but don't do it~~!" Xia Xue looked at Liu Xing with an aggrieved look, as if it was Liu Xing's fault.
"What I mean is that you are only allowed to quarrel and not fight. You are still not Chinese and you can't even understand Chinese. Xia Yu, please loosen your grip quickly, or I will be rude!" Liu Xing looked aside and was still there.
Xia Yu said, twisting her ears.
"Haha, I just wanted to see how you were so rude, and yet you turned against me and dared to scare me? Don't you know that I was scared?" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing proudly and said.
You girl, if you don't give her a taste of something powerful, she won't know what a real man is.
Liu Xing put her bag on the ground, bent her body, picked up Xia Yu's waist with one hand, picked up her legs with the other, and picked her up directly.
"Ah~~!" Xia Yu was frightened by Liu Xing's actions. After releasing her hand from twisting Liu Xing's ears, she kept beating Liu Xing's chest with both hands while shouting in Liu Xing's ears.
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"Indecent, pervert~~!"
"Haha, you scream, scream! The louder you scream, the more excited I am, hahahaha~~!" Liu Xing said with a wild smile, looking at Xia Yu struggling in his arms, a sense of pride came over him.
This is how a man should be born.
"Is my sister very heavy?" Xia Xue looked at Liu Xing and asked.
"Well, it's like hugging an elephant!" Liu Xing said seriously.
"Ah~~! Put me down, put me down~~!" Xia Yu was still struggling, and the two slippers on her feet were thrown away.
How could Liu Xing let her go so easily? The hand holding the other person's waist drooped slightly. Xia Yu's head was down, her feet were up, and her hair was already scattered on the floor.
"You damn girl, how dare you?" Liu Xing said with a smirk, "I don't think you want to become a vegetable, do you?"
"Damn...die Liu Xing...put me down, I...I'm not done with you!" Xia Yu held Liu Xing's arm tightly with both hands, fearing that Liu Xing would fall if she let go.
"Eh? How dare you speak so harshly and hit the floor with your head down!" Liu Xing said loudly, and then his body dwarfed, and Xia Yu's head suddenly hit the floor with a loud 'dong' sound.
"Ah~~! Liu Xing, you bastard, you know how to bully women, I won't let you go...!" Xia Yu screamed loudly.
"Hey? You dare to scold me? I have to admire your courage. It seems that a fierce woman has to take strong medicine." Liu Xing looked at the other party and said, then showed a very serious look and said: "Big head facing
Next, hit the floor five times...!"
"Oh, I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore, you just put it down, put it down quickly, I'm dizzy~~!" Xia Yu was so frightened that she had to beg Liu Xing for mercy. To be honest,
The blow just now was enough for her.
"Begging me, and begging nicely, I won't accept it if you're not sincere!" Liu Xing looked at the other person and said.
"Liu Xing, you... I beg you, please put me down, I won't dare to do it anymore!" Xia Yu raised her neck and begged Liu Xing, her neck was a little sore.
"Don't you really dare to lie?"
“I really don’t dare~~!”
"If you dare to pull my ears off in the future, I will throw you down from the stairs!" Liu Xing threatened the other party fiercely, and then prepared to put Xia Yu down.
"Wait~~!" Xia Xue on the side stretched out her hand to stop Liu Xing.
"What are you doing?" Liu Xing looked at the other person and asked.
"You're done playing, it's time for me to play this time!" Xia Xue looked at Liu Xing with a smile, and then turned her attention to Xia Yu.
"You...what are you going to do?" Xia Yu looked at Xia Xue on the side and asked.
"Hey, aren't you fighting for a seat with me at dinner tonight? I want to see how big your ass is!"
Take a photo.
"Pa~~!" Obviously, a pair of sweatpants could not offset Xia Xue's power at all, and Xia Yu immediately screamed.
"Ah~~!"
"Haha, it's not that big, just like an unsteamed steamed bun~~!" Xia Xue said proudly.
"Xia Xue, you are going to die." Xia Yu held Liu Xing's arm tightly with one hand and kept waving it with the other.
"Hey, if you dare to scold me, then I'll touch you!" Xia Xue said with a smile, then reached out and slapped Xia Yu's butt hard.
"Ah~~! Liu Xing, you just laid me off, and you asked me to take care of her!" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing and said.
"Husband, don't let her go, I will continue to take care of her!" Xia Xue said with a smile.
"You are so shameless!" Xia Yu looked at Xia Xue as if she was vomiting and said.
"No matter how shameless I am, I won't be like you in the arms of someone else's husband!" Xia Xue said with a smile while making faces at Xia Yu.
"Your husband? You are so beautiful!" Xia Yu said fiercely, suddenly turning to look at Liu Xing, with a charming smile on her face, her hands wrapped around the back of Liu Xing's neck and hugged her tightly, and her body was equally tight.
Stick it on Liu Xing's body.
"He is my husband, isn't he?" Xia Yu said proudly, looking at Xia Xue aside.
It’s over, here we go again! Liu Xing thought helplessly after hearing this.
"Xia Yu, it's you who are shameless. Liu Xing has always been my husband~~! Come down here~~!" Xia Xue stepped forward and took Xia Yu's arm away and said reluctantly.
"Haha, I can't go down, I'm so mad at you." Xia Yu made a face at Xia Xue, and then buried her head in Liu Xing's arms, her pretty face kept rubbing against Liu Xing's chest, while rubbing her mouth
Li still spoke plausibly and said: "Husband, just hold me like this. Some people want to be held but no one has yet~~!"
What's wrong with this bitch? She just begged herself to put her down, but apparently she hugged him and didn't want to go down, woman, woman~~!
"No, Xia Yu, get down here. Husband, you have to hug me too~~!" After hearing Xia Yu's provocative words, Xia Xue quit and pulled Xia Yu hard. After she really couldn't pull Xia Xue down,
It's time for Xia Xue to act coquettishly towards Liu Xing who was standing stupidly aside.
"To be honest, it's a bit hard for me to hold one person, but I might not be able to hold two..." Liu Xing looked at Xia Xue with tears and laughter.
After that, he had no time to go home, and it looked like he was going to be played by the two of them again~~! Liu Xing thought after looking at the current situation.
"No, you have to hug me!" Xia Xue reluctantly held Liu Xing's arm and said with a pout.
"Husband, there's no need to hold her, just have me!" Xia Yu said to Liu Xing with a smile after looking at Xia Xue's appearance.
Husband? Fuck you!
Liu Xing didn't want to play with the two sisters anymore, so she threw Xia Yu directly on the sofa, sat down and poured herself a glass of water. Damn, it's really physical work~~!
"Ouch~~! Damn Liu Xing, you can't be gentler!" Xia Yu said with a fierce glare.
"It hurts you so much!" Xia Xue looked at her and said.
"I don't feel any pain~~!" Xia Yu smiled and looked at the other person.
Looking at the two eldest ladies, Liu Xing really couldn't bear it. Two at a time is fine, but it can't be like this every day, right?
"If you two are making trouble, I will spend fifty yuan to find two migrant workers to rape you!" Liu Xing looked at the two women angrily and said fiercely.
Liu Xing's words still had a certain effect. As soon as he said these words, everyone was shocked. The two women who were noisy suddenly became quiet.
"No, why don't you give me the fifty yuan so that I can rape myself!" Xia Xue looked at Liu Xing and said.
"...!" Liu Xing lowered his head. He had forgotten that Xia Xue was a master without dignity...!
"Xia Xue, do you have any self-respect anymore? You can say this!" Xia Yu looked at Xia Xue on the side and lectured.
"Self-esteem is psychological, not verbal. Besides, this is a matter between me and Liu Xing. What does it have to do with you?" Xia Xue said unconvinced.
"Because Liu Xing is my husband~~!" Xia Yu straightened her back and said confidently.
"Your husband? My unlovable sister, do you have the habit of treating other people's husbands as your own?" Xia Xue looked at the other person and said.
"You two, do you have the habit of treating men as your husbands at will?" Liu Xing looked at the two women and said angrily.
"That's you, no one else can even think about it!" Xia Xue said.
"That is to say, at home, don't even think about going out!" Xia Yu said.
"Let me tell you what you want, what do you two like about me? Can't I change it?" Liu Xing looked at the two women and said, he always behaves very low-key, how could he provoke these two aunts?
Liu Xing has now discovered that he lives just to torture these two eldest ladies...! Should he consider a showdown with these two women? Continuing like this is not an option after all. Bear with it for a few days and then see.