"Plop~~!" Xia Yu spit out all the noodle soup she just drank in her mouth, and all the noodle soup without any waste sprayed onto Liu Xing's clothes.
"Hahahaha~~!"
"Well said~~!"
After hearing what the landlady said, the whole shop was in a state of excitement. The diner blushed at the words, so he put down a hundred yuan and ran away in embarrassment with his companions.
Liu Xing wiped the soup sprayed by Xia Yu on his face with his hand, and there was still a smell of big bones. Liu Xing's eyes looked fiercely at Xia Yu, who was smiling back and forth, but the other party did not take his murderous look seriously.
Same thing, still laughing loudly there.
"Quick...wipe...wipe it!" Xia Xue, who was beside Liu Xing, handed Liu Xing a roll of toilet paper, covered her mouth to suppress a smile, picked up the cup and took a sip of water, hoping to wipe Liu Xing's face.
Liu Xing was so embarrassed that he forgot about it. Unfortunately, Xia Xue couldn't bear it anymore because Liu Xing still had a coriander leaf on his forehead.
"Pfft~~!"
"Hahahaha~~!"
Liu Xing withdrew the toilet paper and had just wiped half of the noodle soup that Xia Yu sprayed on his face. Xia Xue's mineral water sprayed Liu Xing's face unceremoniously. Liu Xing had handed it to Xia Xue just now.
I felt deeply that I had no toilet paper, but now...!
"Are you two sisters playing with me?" Liu Xing glared at the two girls and said, now not only the two sisters Xia Xue and Xia Yu, but also the surrounding guests laughed after seeing the popular embarrassment.
Liu Xing has never been laughed at like this in his whole life! Humiliated, Liu Xing felt that he was seriously humiliated by the Xia sisters around him. This was simply the most humiliating thing for him in more than 20 years.
Which one is tolerable, and which one is intolerable? Liu Xing can't bear it anymore. The clay figurine also has an earthy nature. Even if it is a piece of shit, no one would dare to step on it, right? This time, it's bullied to us.
It's okay to torment yourself at home, but when you go out, you dare to humiliate yourself in this way in public. What's even more annoying is that you do it in front of several tables of young beauties.
"You two pissed me off!" Liu Xing looked at Xia Xue and Xia Yu who were still sitting there laughing with blazing eyes.
"Yes... I'm sorry, I... what the landlady said was so funny, I... I really can't help it! I... I don't want to either," Xia Yu said looking at Liu Xing, but she was laughing.
And the way she was holding her stomach made it hard to believe that her words were sincere.
"Liu Xing, I... I just want to help you wash it down. What I drink is pure water...!" Xia Xue pulled Liu Xing's sleeves and looked at Liu Xing and said with a smile.
Damn, these two women are so abominable. What’s the difference between what they did and Ah Shun? While beating themselves hard with the Nebula Chain, they said aggrievedly that I don’t want to fight. This is so fucking bullying.
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"It's such a big place, can't you guys vomit somewhere else?" Liu Xing looked at Xia Yu opposite and said, then turned to stare at Xia Xue aside: "What do you think? Do you need me to rinse it for you?
A rinse?"
"I...I've already said, I can't help it...!" Xia Yu wiped her mouth and said to Liu Xing, but she still had a smile on her face.
"I'm very clean, no need to rinse it~~!" Xia Xue said.
"I can't help it? I'll rape you, and then I can't help it with you, is that okay?" Liu Xing looked at Liu Xing fiercely, and water flowed down from Liu Xing's hair drop by drop, down his face, and into the water.
Inside clothes.
"If you want, I don't mind. The door of my room is never locked at night!" Xia Yu said after listening to Liu Xing's words.
"Me too, I'll sleep with the door open!" Xia Xue said on the side.
Shameless, so shameless, I didn’t expect that there would be a woman more shameless than me.
"I curse you two in the name of the moon, and you will never get married!" Liu Xing said fiercely, and then wiped his face with toilet paper. He was dizzy, it was almost dry...!
"Haha, it doesn't matter. I can't get married and live with you forever!" Xia Yu said with a smile, then picked up the chopsticks and continued to eat her noodles.
"I have no plans to get married within thirteen years!" Xia Xue said leisurely. It seems that this woman plans to be a nanny here for the rest of her life.
Nanny? The little ancestor is pretty much the same!
Liu Xing was speechless after hearing what the two women said. People can't be so shameless, especially women. But the two women in front of him seemed to be fearless and dare to do anything in front of him. He wished he could see himself being angered every day.
Liu Xing has never regretted it, but now, he regrets it, regrets provoking these two women. He feels that his life now is like being raped by a eunuch. It is painful to resist, but it is still painful not to resist, and he does not even enjoy it at all.
There is no feeling at all. If a man lives like this, what is the meaning of life?
Maybe God’s plan in creating this world may not include making yourself happy, but you can’t take pleasure in torturing yourself, right?
Silence, Liu Xing chose silence. In silence... sank...!
Pick up the chopsticks with an expressionless face and eat!
"Are you angry?" Xia Yu on the other side asked when she saw Liu Xing.
"...!" Hearing what the other party said, Liu Xing made a move, the chopsticks holding the noodles kept shaking, and he forced himself to eat the noodles into his mouth, ignoring Xia Yu...!
"Are you really angry?" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing and asked again.
"...!" Ignore it.
"Xia Yu, look at how angry you are at Liu Xing!" Xia Xue pointed at Xia Yu opposite and said loudly.
"Shut up, you have no right to talk about me!" Xia Yu glared at Xia Yu fiercely, then lowered his head slightly and came in front of Liu Xing, trying hard to see Liu Xing's eyes clearly, but unfortunately Liu Xing kept his head lowered.
Eat noodles first.
"Liu Xing, I admit that it was my fault this time, okay?" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing and said.
"...!" continued to ignore it. At the same time, Liu Xing also knew that silence is the best weapon. He had said so much just now, but he didn't get a formal apology from the other party, and even laughed at himself in every possible way. Now
…Continue to be silent…!
"Are you too stingy? How about...you spray me?" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing and asked.
"Yes, you spray her too, and if you're still angry, spray me too!" Xia Xue said while shaking Liu Xing's arm.
"Quick, squirt me, I've prepared the water for you. Won't you feel better after spraying?" Xia Yu handed the mineral water to Liu Xing and said with a smile.
Liu Xing paused again after hearing the words of the two women. They were provocative. This was a naked provocation! Did these two women really think that they didn't dare to squirt?
"Come on, I'm waiting here, otherwise don't be angry!" Xia Yu said with a smile after seeing Liu Xing's appearance. She knew that even a rogue would not talk to a woman about this matter.
After thinking about it, and there were so many people in the store, how could Liu Xing do something that was not good for his image as a man? Xia Yu made full use of men's love of face, so she said to Liu Xing, she
She never thought that Liu Xing would criticize her. Xia Yu said this just to calm Liu Xing down, because when she changed her clothes and came out... she forgot to bring money!
As for Xia Xue, in her heart, Liu Xing has always been a "kind" and "gentle" man. How could he do such a thing to a woman? Just like when they first met, he was a broad-minded man full of justice.
But these two women underestimated Liu Xing too much, and Liu Xing basically no longer regarded the two women as women except for their appearance. So, Liu Xing did something that surprised the people around him and Xia Yu caught him.
Crazy, Xia Xue's behavior is even more 'cute'.
He picked up the mineral water, took a big sip, and sprayed it hard on Xia Yu while he was in a daze. Then he took another sip, and spit it hard on Xia Xue, who was still trying to dodge. Xia Xue didn't even think about it.
How to hide when you are next to each other?
Quiet, surprisingly quiet, the originally bustling shop was as quiet as Mount Everest! Everyone held their breath at this moment, staring at Liu Xing with incredulous eyes.
Is there such a man in the world?
"Haha, it's really better to troll someone than to be trolled!" Liu Xing laughed shamelessly and said, "Okay, I'm not angry anymore."
"You...!" Xia Yu saw Liu Xing's foul face and looked at him with blazing eyes, "Are you still a man?"
"Well? Didn't you ask me to troll you?" Liu Xing smiled and looked at the other party and said, "My principle is, I won't troll others if they don't troll me, and I will troll others if they troll me!"
"Liu Xing~~~!" Xia Xue looked at Liu Xing angrily, with her mouth raised to the sky. Obviously she didn't expect Liu Xing to really squirt.
"Haha, eat, eat!" Liu Xing said shamelessly to the two women. It seemed that everything on the table had been seasoned by the three of them, but Liu Xing, the shameless one, still ate it.
Very fragrant.
"If I tell you to squirt, just squirt. If I tell you to die, will you die?" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing fiercely and said.
"Listen reasonably, and I don't have to listen to the unreasonable ones!" Liu Xing looked at the other party and said with a smile. Looking at the two drowned rats in front of him, Liu Xing felt extremely comfortable. He was really proud of his life and wanted to enjoy it to the fullest.
When you spray water, spray water!
"It's over, Liu Xing, your status in my heart has plummeted!" Xia Xue looked at Liu Xing and said, without wiping the water on her face.
"Thank you. I know that my glorious image will always be deposited in the deepest part of your heart." Liu Xing said, "This meat skewer is good!"
"You're so big!" Xia Yu was furious when she saw Liu Xing's casual look. Looking at the people around her holding back their laughter, Xia Yu felt that this was the biggest insult she had ever received in her life.
"I've never seen a man like you!" Xia Yu said angrily.
"Women, women, the only constant is fickleness. You clearly want me to squirt, and you want me to squirt, but when I finish squirting, you are angry again. Oh, life...!"
Before Liu Xing finished speaking, he only felt a big splash of water falling from the sky, and the sound of "gu dong gu dong" echoed in his ears. Liu Xing turned his head to the left and saw Xia Xue holding a bottle of mineral water and kept pouring towards it.
He poured it on his head, and a whole bottle of water was poured on his head in an instant. No, it had flowed all over his body now.