Volume Five [The Five Generations Are All Tigers in the Same House] NO.6 Everything is business as usual
[Second update! It’s a little late, sorry. Urban myth group: 108528921]
Looking at the short "Oh", "Yes", "Okay" and the like on the screen of the mobile phone, Xia Zhen fell back weakly for a while, lying on the old brown bed, holding the mobile phone with both hands, and even cursed a little feebly.
Said: "This bastard."
Zhang Bi's cell phone had more than a hundred phone calls, all from Xia Zhen, and more than a thousand text messages, still from Xia Zhen. He had the intention to delete them but couldn't bear it, and he had nothing to say when he received the call.
After a few perfunctory sentences and coping, Xia Zhen, who knew it was boring, had to hang up first, which happened every time.
Even after I hung up, I couldn't help but call, but I didn't know what to say, and then hung up again, and so on.
In the evening, all the families climbed to the roof to watch the show, and there were even more people below. On the stage on the river, the lights were shining, the decoration was exquisite and beautiful, and the voice of the Princess of Flowers was melodious and pleasant, even if it was the nightingale singing softly.
When I read it, the words were white and round, like pearls falling on a plate, crackling.
The old man took people to his one-acre sugar cane field and cut dozens of sugar cane sticks. Everyone who looked at them held a piece in their hands and gnawed it.
This sugarcane is not as long and thick as the one in Guangnan, but a bit shorter, but it has long knots, abundant juice, and is very sweet. Perhaps the water quality in Jiangnan is good, and the sugarcane grown in this area is also popular.
He helped Youyi peel it and handed her a piece of jade sugar cane: "Eat it, I can't wait any longer."
"Hey." Yuyi wrinkled her little nose and bit down on the sugar cane. With a click, the juice splashed out, and a stream of sweet juice slid down her throat.
"It's delicious!" Yui exclaimed happily.
The two of them were standing at the front, and there were old men sitting beside them, all shaking their heads. When they were young, they were basically the same as the two brothers from the mountain and the mountain, climbing over the wall to peek at women.
After watching for a while, it seemed that the princess had given the sword as a gift. Yui stared at it with interest. In Japan, such a strange art form could not be seen.
However, there were too many smokers around, and Zhang Sanxian even called for someone to take a puff. Zhang Ben had no choice but to pull Yuyi out and set up a ladder on a big tree.
"Let's go to the tree." This is a big tree, thick and strong, one of the rare hard woods in the south of the Yangtze River. Youyi is light in weight. After climbing up, there is still room for standing on the branches. Zhang Bi copied
He bought two cushions and a blanket, and the two of them sat on the branch of a tree, with cushions under their buttocks and a blanket wrapped around Yui's upper body.
"Brother, aren't you cold?" Yuyi raised her head and asked with concern.
"not cold."
While chewing the sugar cane, he threw the bagasse under the tree. After a while, a voice rang out: "Who! Who! Who is so wicked as to throw the bagasse over my head! Grandma's..."
After cursing for a while, Yuyi covered her mouth and snickered, then smiled.
Another handful of bagasse was thrown away.
"Who is it?" Zhang Bi took a look and saw that it was Zhang Dashan. His head was covered with dregs and dust, making him look like a skunk, and he was roaring with all his teeth and claws.
After a while, Zhang Dashan may have felt that the seat was unlucky, so he quickly changed the place. In fact, it was quite permeable, and he just forced a few people to death in the water. If there was really something dirty going on at night, why not?
It's really a blessing.
"This kid..." Zhang Bi shook his head and smiled.
According to the rules, the leader of the theater troupe will come out to ask for reward money during this period. Everyone is happy to listen to the opera and they are not stingy. They will definitely ask for at least one hundred yuan, and the reward money is not asked for once. For a hundred flowers and swords, you have to ask for reward money five times.
, after one game, it’s really a big income.
The class leader obviously didn't expect that these rural farmers were so rich. He thought they were pooling money to put on a show, but he didn't expect that there were many donors.
Zhang Sanxian, an old man, asked for 800 yuan and threw it up. He scolded his mother and said, "Good singing, mother. I haven't been so close to a opera in ten or twenty years."
He held the old Yunyan stick he had taken from Chu Nan in his mouth, squinting his eyes like an old warlord.
"Thank you, my old club. Thank you, my old club..."
The class leader also hurriedly thanked him. He was also a gentleman, and it was said that he was an academic, not a wild boy. He was ranked high among the local literary and art groups in Suzhou.
This man has a white beard, bright eyes, and his forehead looks as if it has been rubbed with suet. He is very bright. He has made up his mind and cannot underestimate this group of country folk. After all these years, are there still few people who have made a fortune?
He is also a smart man, and he said that he should keep in touch in the future. It seems that this old man likes to listen to operas, and he is a generous person. In the future, he will make a lot of connections, and he will be refreshed by singing operas, which will also be a lot of extra money.
What?.
It’s only a long way from Suzhou Prefecture by car.
The irritability I felt from rushing all day was suddenly forgotten.
Moreover, he had just visited it. The housing arranged by his old employer was really amazing. The rooms on both sides were neat and clean. The girl who sang the role of Princess Baihua had a small single room, which was quite elegant.
, there are also fine bookcases and shelves inside, as well as the four precious carved windows in the study room. This is an old house where only people with status lived in our ancestors.
The play started at seven o'clock and ended at ten o'clock. The crowd was sparse and refused to leave. It was so crowded that the rest of the people who were not from the Zhang Family Courtyard also rushed over to watch the play. To this group of country people,
I would say that watching a play is much more exciting than watching a movie.
Yuyi was also satisfied and asked quickly: "Brother, I will learn this too."
"You? You can't. You'd better play your violin."
Zhang Bi patted her head and said with a smile.
Everyone has three minutes of heat.
Just as I was about to go down, I saw that the ladder was gone.
Zhang Bi was stunned: "Which bastard did this?"
"Hahahaha! I can't get down. Look at you throwing snowflakes on my head. Do I have a motorized field? I still need you two to fertilize and weed me? Grandma, little sister, I'm sorry, please beg your brother Zhang Bi
, maybe he hugged you and fell off the tree! Hahahaha..."
Zhang Dashan was carrying a ladder and was walking arrogantly not far away. Some aunts and uncles around him saw it and burst out laughing. Others were climbing up the wall to draw the ladder, but they were climbing up the tree to draw the ladder. It was also Zhang Dashan's fault.
When he came out, Zhang Xiaoshan next to him saw it and burst into laughter. He was overjoyed.
The old man took a puff of the cigarette and happened to see two embarrassed people on the tree. They were trying to laugh but were choking to death.
"Third grandpa, it's time to have a little wedding banquet. This sweet girl has followed Xiao Ben up the tree. One day, we will still be in pairs."
Several long-tongued women were chatting happily there. Zhang Bi was very embarrassed, and the old man was also amused: "If you don't come down quickly, you will take the little girl to sleep in the tree all night."
"There is no ladder." Zhang Ben said.
"Can't get down without a ladder? Jump down with a hug." The old man ordered.
Zhang Ben's face was slightly dark, he took a deep breath, grabbed Yuyi with one hand, and jumped down when the little girl screamed in surprise.
It landed with a bang, and the little girl was unscathed, but her heart was so frightened that she jumped wildly.
Everyone around him smiled ambiguously, which made Zhang Bi extremely embarrassed. After Yuyi was put down, the little girl followed him obediently, lowering her head and blushing, as if she was afraid of being seen.
"Haha, this little girl is really thin-skinned. She reminds me of when I was young..."
"When you were young, you wanted to catch a man and show off, didn't you?"
Just as an aunt was about to speak, her man asked mockingly from the side.
"I'm going to show you my sexy hair. If you dare, don't climb into my bed!"
"Hey, if you don't want to crawl, you won't crawl. Find one in the shampoo room and you'll be submissive for a hundred dollars a night."
The man scratched his neck and said.
"Obeyable? You've got a lot of problems. Be careful that the uncontrollable meat tube below will also rot. Didn't you see the advertisement for syphilis treatment on the telephone pole? If you get into trouble, copy the number as soon as possible."
After saying that, the venomous woman tilted her head and twisted her buttocks and walked away.
The angry man yelled loudly from behind: "Why is this bitch so cruel? I'm not a living person anymore?"
"If you have the guts, why don't you go home and go to the shampoo room? Do you want me to pay you so that you don't have to go into the room of a serious bitch and can't even afford the money for whoring?"
Everyone laughed, this couple is originally a Hedong Lion Roar and has strict wife control. The man wants to earn some face outside, and the woman thinks that it is her own home anyway, so she is afraid of something. When she goes out, she can give some face, at the door of her own house.
Want to save face? What a big-headed bastard!
After a while, the man left dejectedly with his tail between his legs. Before leaving, he said harsh words: "This woman just needs to be dealt with. Go back and give her a good beating!"
Only those who understand will know who will torment whom when we go back.
The brother and sister returned to their room in the backyard. They took a bath early. After Zhang Bi sent Youyi to sleep in the room, he lay down in the next room by himself, staring at the ceiling, feeling a little sad.
In that scene where Baihua gives a sword, speaking of it, the ending of Princess Baihua is really a bit tragic. She fell in love with her lover, gave him a sword, and finally committed suicide.
A noble and fierce woman, full of passion and blood.
The screen of the mobile phone flashed again, and a text message appeared, Xia Zhen: Have you slept?
She pressed her fingers on the keyboard of her mobile phone and pressed reply. Her mind was filled with the image of Princess Baihua presenting her with a sword. Speaking of which, Xia Zhen, a prodigal little bitch, also had an unusually fierce character but also had a soft and delicate heart.
It's obvious that Xia Ming is really beautiful, but why can't she feel it?
Zhang Ben rested his head on the abacus pillow and let the abacus beads massage the back of his head.
The final reply was two words: No.
Xia Zhen, who was thousands of miles away, was bored and huddled in the quilt. The brand new Fengyang quilt was embroidered with Feng Qiuhuang, and there was a smell of new cotton in the air.
The phone was placed next to the pillow, and he seemed a little disappointed. The screen went dark, and his eyes also dimmed.
Just as he was about to turn around and sleep, he heard a ding. Xia Zhen turned around suddenly and saw a text message coming. After opening it, there were only two words.
But she smiled happily, her eyes were red just now, and she felt an unspeakable grievance in her heart. She wanted to call him, but when she thought of Zhang Bi's head was like a head full of stones, she couldn't express it for a long time.
To be honest, she had given up on this exciting idea.
Just as I was thinking about replying something, I saw another text message coming: Today our family is having a big show, and the flowers in Phoenix Mountain are giving away swords, which is very nice.
Xia Zhen was overjoyed and said softly, "This kid still knows something good."
But she didn't know that she had been acting like a mean person these past two days, either sending text messages or making phone calls. The collection of more than a thousand text messages would make her ashamed to death.
Are you still watching the show?
Xia Zhen replied with a message, and then wrote: I prefer to listen to Huangmei Opera. When I was a child, I often went to listen to it with my grandparents. Do you know who is expected to be the number one on the imperial list?
Zhang Bi replied: I know, I have seen it too.
The two of them chatted about the opera sentence by sentence through the mobile phone screen. For a moment, the two people who were thousands of miles apart seemed to feel a lot closer. The two people finally met somewhere, which made Zhang Bi feel a little emotional.
, Xia Zhen couldn't help but kiss the screen hard.
He waved his fists and shouted in the room: "This is a small step for me, but it is a big step in life, hahahahaha..."
"Xiao Zhen! Go to bed! Get some rest early." Xia Kui's voice came across several walls, and Xia Zhenzhen covered her mouth and snickered, rolling around wrapped in quilts.
Early the next morning, Zhang Ben packed his bags, Yuyi hugged the Totoro doll, and the two of them easily took the bus to the long-distance station.
"elder brother?"
"Huh? What's going on?"
"You seem to be very happy today."
Yui suddenly looked at him and said.
Zhang Bi looked out the car window and said softly: "Ah, I am a little happy."
"What's going on?" Yuyi asked.
"Xiaoyi, do you think it would be good for my brother to find a girlfriend and have a relationship?" Zhang Bi looked down at Youyi.
Yuyi looked surprised and turned to look out the window: "Which sister is it? Do I know her?"
"I'm just saying, actually I don't really want to. Falling in love seems to be a blessing and a hassle." Zhang Bi said seriously.
"elder brother."
"Um?"
"I'm here to help you fall in love with someone else!" Yuyi said solemnly.
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
Zhang Bi flicked her forehead with his finger, "As I said, I was just talking casually. I just suddenly felt curious, so I asked. I don't want to find a girlfriend."
Yuyi covered her forehead, wrinkled her nose, and then asked softly: "Then...will my brother get married in the future?"
"That should be what I want. As long as she is not a very annoying woman and can give birth to a child." When Zhang Bi said this, Yuyi let out an ooh and secretly cursed: Brother, this big idiot...
The two of them arrived at the station, bought tickets for 7:30, and had some hot breakfast at the station. As soon as the time came, they got up and pedaled. The car drove for a long distance without any detours. Two regular passengers were curious.
He asked: "Master, the car went very smoothly today and we started on the road right away."
"You don't know, a few dozen people here were beaten to the ground by a martial arts master a while ago. It's much peaceful. At least the station company won't have a headache for half a year. Hey, in these years, take action when it's time to take action
There are still some people."
"Hey, hey, dozens of people were beaten by one person, this is not bragging."
"What a bullshit, there is a driver of the China Overseas Motor Vehicles Co., Ltd. who made some money in this way. Hey, one of his front teeth was loosened by the slap, and he lost two thousand eighty-eight dollars to fill it."
As he spoke, he stretched out his fingers to make a figure of eight.
The passengers in the car were all amazed. Only Yuyi snickered and whispered: "Brother is so awesome."