Volume 6 [The tiger is strong even when it goes to sea] NO.98 Pretending to be stupid
Er Xue couldn't help but glance at the rice head who was right in front of him. He was wearing a suit. However, because of his big size, the suit was held tight, and he had a weird black tattoo on his head. He was quite ferocious. This kind of villain,
They are everywhere, but this person is particularly unqualified and vulgar.
Geng Jingzhong didn't take it seriously and said with a smile: "Brother Zhang has a good appetite."
Zhang Ben raised his head and glanced at him, then picked up the vegetables and said, "It's you."
Tang Wenhao was shocked and thought to himself that this Zhang Zhengnan really came out of the temple. He had never seen anything in the world and he was so courageous.
It's just that Geng Jingzhong is determined to make friends with this guy with super high martial arts value, and it doesn't look like this guy is a highly intelligent animal.
Geng Jingzhong smiled and said: "If Brother Zhang likes to eat and drink, just come here from now on, everything is included."
Zhang Bi raised his head and said: "Is it so good? Just like this, you will take care of it every day?"
He pointed to a table of delicacies from the mountains and seas and said.
Geng Jingzhong laughed: "It's not worth mentioning. As long as Brother Zhang is willing to come, it will be a reward. I can't ask for more. I have agreed that I will just come and eat from now on, all inclusive."
Zhang Bi grinned and said: "Okay, that's interesting, I'll take care of it!"
He spoke so casually that the people around him became more lively: Could it be that this guy is actually a jobber with a weak brain?
Tang Wenhao was also secretly happy: How about this? Although Zhang Zhengnan's brain is slow, but fools are blessed, hey. It would be good to have a relationship with Geng Jingzhong.
Lin Wenbiao was drinking a small drink on the side, squinting his eyes and thinking to himself: "What on earth is this kid playing? He is not that stupid." Thinking of the relationship between Gu Qiang and him, he always felt uneasy, and secretly said: At the end of the month, I
It's better to get ready and prepare to leave Zhonghai as soon as possible. There's no place where you can't eat for free.
"Brother Zhang, do you have any activities tonight?" Geng Jingzhong asked.
Zhang Ben said: "Brother Tang has an account on Moganshan Road. There is a young man there who owes money and refuses to pay back. I am going to get the money back. Brother Tang said, if you take it back, you will get 20% of it from me. Isn't it right if I don't do this business?"
My brain is caught in the door panel!"
"Oh? What a coincidence? Tonight, I happened to buy a few paintings to decorate the house, but I didn't expect that we were going the same way." Geng Jingzhong said unexpectedly.
Tang Wenhao smiled and said: "Mr. Geng is very elegant. We are all rough people who are just living for a living. How can we touch such elegant things? We don't understand."
Geng Jingzhong has a good face. He is a serious graduate with a master's degree and solid Chinese studies. He also has unique insights into famous paintings. He was also one of the best pen writers back then, but he was overturned in a major case and disappeared overnight.
"Maybe we'll meet again," Geng Jingzhong said with a smile.
Zhang Ben chuckled, then pointed to the things on the table: "The little card you gave me is quite useful. I can pack a lobster or ten crabs without any nonsense. It's very useful."
He gave a thumbs up, which made Geng Jingzhong laugh and find it interesting: "Brother Zhang is really an honest man."
"That's for sure. Monks don't lie. Although I have returned to secular life now." Zhang Ben's serious look showed that he was a big fool. The people present, perhaps Lin Wenbiao, felt something was wrong. The others secretly despised him.
My heart says, if you weren't able to fight me, who would have fucked you up?
But the more he behaves like this, the more satisfying he becomes. He is big and can use his brains, but he is not so likable.
However, Sai Jinhua next to him looked at Zhang Bi with great interest. Fang Zhuxue's eyes were disdainful, as if she wanted to stay away from such a vulgar man. Sai Jinhua was very happy to take a look at such a strong man.
, what kind of thing is it?
But no matter how seductive she put on, Zhang Ben's eyes never fell on her. Sai Jinhua thought it was Fang Zhuxue who caught Zhang Ben's attention, but unexpectedly, this kid didn't even look at Fang Zhuxue.
At one glance, it was as if he was seeing rotten dog shit. He turned his head, picked up the big bowl, and continued to eat slurpingly.
Geng Jingzhong was very satisfied, and then winked, and a follower behind him quickly took a card. Geng Jingzhong handed the card to Tang Wenhao: "Boss Tang is good. Having a strong general like Brother Zhang will be limitless in the future."
ah."
Tang Wenhao was first surprised, then delighted. He took it with both hands and said with a flattering smile: "Mr. Geng, you are too polite. Mr. Geng, you are too polite."
But his hands and feet were so deft that the followers behind the two women next to him were all scornful. Tang Wenhao's momentum was obviously not as strong as he was in the mahjong parlor. When he met someone with strong momentum, he still felt embarrassed and lacked confidence.
Compared with a big stupid devil like Zhang Bi, he is far behind.
The rest of the people were looking forward to it, thinking that Geng Jingzhong would also reward them with one.
Unexpectedly, Geng Jingzhong said: "One table at a time, the future will be long." After saying that, he turned around with a smile and led a group of people around.
After they were full of wine and food, the banquet was dismissed and fruits and snacks were served. After a while, various women appeared in the hall, and they were all beautiful.
Those girls' families were full of flattery. They were obviously masters at playing tricks in the romantic field. There was a little star sitting next to Zhang Bi. He was stunned for a moment, turned around and saw Geng Jingzhong raising his glass to encourage him.
Zhang Bi glanced at the little star next to him and took a closer look. He looked pretty good, was pretty tall, and was well-dressed. He exposed what should be exposed and absolutely didn't reveal what shouldn't be exposed.
Zhang Ben looked at her for a long time and asked strangely: "Your bra doesn't have straps?"
puff!
Lin Wenbiao took a sip of stomach-clearing tea and immediately squirted out.
The little star's eyes widened as if he had seen a ghost. He couldn't believe that someone would ask such a vulgar and vulgar question. Moreover, he was also a figure in Little Red March, and he could actually say "such",
Unexpectedly, Zhang Ben looked back and forth again: "Are you wearing a bra? Why can't you tell?"
He asked seriously. Everyone at the table was stunned for a long time, and the little star was even more shocked. She didn't know whether to curse or stand up and leave.
His expression changed again and again. After struggling for a long time, he smiled bitterly and said: "The boss really loves to joke."
Zhang Bi said: "Am I kidding?"
As he spoke, he pulled over a waiter wearing a cheongsam. She was holding a fruit plate with dried fruits on it and was adding it to the table.
The waiter in the cheongsam screamed in surprise. Zhang Bi pointed at her and said to the little star: "Look at her back, you can see her bra clearly. Why can't you see clearly? Are you not wearing it?"
Then he let go of her. The little waitress in cheongsam turned red and ran away in a panic.
The little star still forced a smile and whispered: "I used a bra."
Zhang Bi touched his bald head and suddenly wondered: "What the hell are breast patches for?"
Everyone here was laughing so hard, they thought to themselves: This guy is just a country bumpkin. He really came down from the mountain gate with a net. If he is so capable, he must have been suppressed on the mountain.
Tang Wenhao was also a little embarrassed and said: "Brother, don't ask. This is just a woman's shame. Why do you ask clearly?"
Zhang Bi nodded and said, "That's what Brother Tang said."
The little star wanted to find something to talk about and said, "I wonder what the boss's name is?"
Zhang Bi turned to her and asked: "What is your surname?"
"What's your last name?" Tang Wenhao said.
"My surname is Zhang, and my lay name is Zhang Zhengnan. There is a Dharma name circle net in the temple, and there are a total of eighteen brothers. I am the second among the brothers! The first Xuan Nan in the martial arts academy is my master!"
He spoke seriously, and everyone's eyes widened: **, there are eighteen more people like you? And masters? And martial arts schools? Brother, which temple are you from?
"It turns out to be the second senior brother." Little Star said with a smile.
Zhang Ben said cheerfully: "I have sixteen junior brothers, and they all respect me. They call me Second Senior Brother when we meet. It sounds really cordial."
He picked up a hard walnut and crushed it directly with his fingers without using a nutcracker. The little star and everyone present were shocked: **, awesome. So awesome!
Tang Wenhao asked in a low voice: "Brother, have your fellow apprentices returned to secular life?"
Zhang Bi thought for a while and said: "The senior brother, the third junior brother, the fifth junior brother, the ninth junior brother and the fifteenth junior brother were all shot. The fourth junior brother and the sixth junior brother are serving their sentences in Xinjiang, the seventh and eighth junior brothers are serving their sentences in Tieling, and the tenth junior brother."
"Brothers and brothers, you are really masters. You are so powerful. I admire you." Tang Wenhao looked confused and thought to himself: **, you will either be shot or serve a sentence. If you co-author, you will run away. How did your master teach you?
apprentice.
When everyone was about to continue asking questions, Zhang Ben suddenly opened the little star's collar and took a look inside. He was surprised and said: "It's just something posted on it. No wonder I can't see it!".
Then he cupped his hands towards a few people and said, "Okay, it's almost time. I'm going to collect the bill. Ask people to gather first, Brother Tang and Brother Biao. I'll go first!"
Tang Wenhao and Lin Wenbiao were stunned and said in a daze: "Brother, let's go."
The little star cried aggrievedly, feeling as if she had been raped when she was still a virgin. Zhang Ben strode out, packed his things, went downstairs, and ordered the four-legged snake to go to Mo first.
Meet at Ganshan Road, he will arrive soon.
I entered the subway station, walked around twice, and looked at the clock. I counted the time and thought I had enough time.
After easily getting rid of the two followers, I arrived at the community ten minutes later and went upstairs. The room was bustling and steaming. The little girl Xia Zhen was cooking dumplings and glutinous rice balls there.
She knew what was good. She learned to cook. Fortunately, the dumplings were all cooked and the glutinous rice balls were not bad. The food was so-so.
Little Luohe Katyusha was reading Shakespeare's Hamlet there, and then shook her head and sighed: "There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people."
After Zhang Bi entered the door, Xia Zhen said angrily: "Why is it so late? We have been waiting for a long time. But you are lucky. We also went to the kitchen today. How about cooking dumplings? It's awesome!"
Zhang Bi put the packed things on the table and opened them: "Here, let's try something new, it's good stuff."
One big lobster, ten big crabs. There are also some beef, ribs, tungsten crow eggs and so on.
There are a lot of miscellaneous things, and there are also eleven or two dishes, which is obviously taken care of.
Counting the hours, the whole family enjoyed their meal. Zhang Bi happily gave the three women a crab-cutting leg. Katyusha was so satisfied with the meal that her little face was rosy and she smiled: "I like China the most.
Got it!"
Helen took the broken crab leg from Zhang Bi and said, "Thank you."
All the crabs were done, but the big lobsters couldn't be dismantled either. Xia Zhenzhen asked while chewing the crabs: "You didn't say that you changed into a new outfit and it's dark all day long. What's so good about it?"
"If you are poor, you can just dress casually. How can you show it to others anyway?"
Zhang Bi rolled his eyes at her. Xia Zhen hummed and said, "I'll pick out something decent for you tomorrow. It has to be sorted out like a human being."
Zhang Bi nodded: "It's whatever you say, I don't care anyway."
Xia Zhen smiled and said nothing.
Zhang Bi added: "I have to go out for a while and will come back later."
"Let's go out again, okay. Anyway, looking at your outfit, it's not likely that any woman will like you." Xia Zhen waved her hand, raised the crab legs in her hand, and said proudly.
After a while, Zhang Bi ate another plate of Xia Zhen's dumplings and rice dumplings made with rice wine, and said, "It's done. I'm going out."
After going out, he took out his phone and called the four-legged snake: "Are you there yet?"
"Brother Zhengnan? We are here. Just come here slowly. We are not in a hurry."
Zhang Bi smiled: "We'll be there in ten minutes."
After taking a taxi, we got off the car when we were still two hundred meters away from Moganshan Road. Zhang Ben was walking and concentrating, and saw the black tattoo of the ferocious beast Bahu gradually appearing on his scalp. He put on his sunglasses and put on his hands
The leather gloves are well put on, and the windbreaker moves with the wind. This style is really similar to Fa Ge.
Of course, Fa Ge is not as tough as him.
"Brother Zhengnan!"
There were twenty-seven or eight four-legged snakes here, and they were all little cubs. They were shivering from the cold, and they were just trying to make a living.
They hang out here just because they don't want to do hard work, but unexpectedly, in this world, as long as you don't make it to the top, you will always be the one who gets hired.
Zhang Bi looked around and saw that there was a place selling paintings and art in front of him. The mood of the petty bourgeoisie was quite good. Not long ago, a group of grandsons from the Imperial Capital came to paint two paintings and sold them for more than one million.
All the grandchildren were frightened.
Damn it, just that piece of junk is worth more than a million?
My mother-in-law took nude photos and people were haggling over her for five yuan a photo.
"Brother Zhengnan, let's go to the front." The four-legged snake was talking, but Zhang Bi picked him up, threw him behind, and said, "I want you to clear the way for me? Get out!"
The group of people were all laughing, and the four-legged snake felt very embarrassed.
At this time, the modified boulevard car appeared at the corner of the street. Zhang Bi took a look and said: Oh, this old boy Geng Jingzhong is really sentimental. He went out to buy paintings on the night of the Lantern Festival, and the painting was not by Zhang Daqian and Rembrandt.
This is just pretentious,”
The group of them was about to head towards an office building when they saw a group of people rushing out from the other end of the road. They headed straight for the boulevard!