Volume 11 Devil Island Chapter 15 Two Crazy Monsters
"Hey, is there someone?" The water ruler was the first to notice.
The wind ruler said: "Old water monster, aren't you stupid? How can anyone come to Alcatraz Island now? Do you think it's a tourist trip!?"
"You are stupid, old wind monster, look over there yourself!"
Looking in the direction pointed by the water ruler, the wind ruler spotted the Kamikaze near the coast and the firelight on the beach, and said in surprise: "There is really someone!?"
After a pause, he smiled and said: "Hey, it's interesting, let's go over and take a look!"
After saying that, his body swept towards the coast like a gust of wind, so fast that it was difficult to catch it with the naked eye. The speed of the wind ruler was really amazing, and the water ruler followed closely.
Not long after, they arrived in front of Gu Yao and others.
Looking closer, they are two old men with gray beards and white hair. Their faces are very similar, as if they were printed from the same mold.
One of them is wearing a sky blue outfit and is full of energy, while the other is wearing a gray robe with windless sleeves.
Having just witnessed the shocking battle and learning that the two people standing in front of them were both legendary strong men, Gu Yao and others became inexplicably nervous and did not know what to do.
The old man in sky blue clothes said: "Hey, I'm right, old wind monster, there really is someone who can get there faster than us!" Listening to his voice, it was the ruler who controlled the water before, and the color of his attire was also the same as the one who controlled the water before.
Water has something to do with it.
The other one was the ruler of the wind system. He frowned: "Oh, there are still people here. I don't want to see people, what should I do?"
The water ruler said in embarrassment: "So, old wind monster, what do you think we should do?"
The wind ruler clapped his hands: "By the way, I thought of a very simple way!"
The water ruler asked: "What method?"
"It's very simple. Dead people shouldn't be counted as human beings?"
An intimidating murderous aura immediately hit everyone, making everyone almost breathless.
The wind ruler's words shocked everyone. They didn't expect this ruler to be so moody.
They are also strong men on the mainland. If they are in other places, they can still fight with them, and even if they are in trouble, they can escape.
But this is Alcatraz Island, there is nowhere to escape, and the two rulers have the advantage of the right time and place. Killing a few of their own people is like squeezing a few ants to death.
Gu Yao suddenly rolled his eyes, stepped out from the crowd, cupped his fists and saluted: "These two old men are the legendary two crazy immortals. Randolph and Terrence?"
The two of them were startled, and their murderous intent subsided slightly. The water ruler shouted: "Boy, how do you know about us?"
"Oh, my God, it's really two old men!" Gu Yao looked extremely shocked: "How could I not know these two old men? In other words, who in the entire continent might not know the famous Crazy Two
Where is the immortal? Unless he is blind! A giant standing at the pinnacle of the martial arts palace! The two strongest rulers in the entire continent!" The murderous aura completely disappeared, and the two old men smiled happily. The water ruler said: "That's true, old man
Wind monster. It seems that I asked a very stupid question. Who in the world would not think of us?"
The wind ruler also happily agreed: "Yes. Old water monster, how could you ask such a stupid question?"
Gu Yao continued: "Boy, I have also admired the famous name for a long time, and it is like thunder in my ears. It is said that the two old men are so powerful that they can turn over rivers and oceans. I don't really believe it. I only think that the rumors are exaggerated. How can there be such people in the world?"
The two old men frowned when they heard this. Gu Yao immediately continued: "Until today, I realized that I was a frog in the well, and I didn't know how big the world was. The rumors were not exaggerated, but a bit conservative. I was lucky enough to watch these two people.
The battle between the old man and his wife was really shocking, making people cry. They are truly worthy of being the two strongest people in the entire continent!"
"That's it, that's it, boy, you still have some sense, hahahaha!" The two rulers laughed proudly.
Gu Yao said frustratedly: "I thought I had some small achievements in martial arts, but I didn't expect that compared with the two old men, I am simply not as good as one of your little fingers!"
The ruler of the wind system, Nuxu, smiled and said: "Haha, kid, you don't have to belittle yourself. I can feel that your martial arts skills are pretty good, and it's rare for you to be so young."
The water ruler hurriedly added: "Although it's still not as good as we were back then!"
The wind ruler glared at him and said: "Nonsense, do you need to say this? Old water monster, you are getting more and more stupid! No wonder you are below me."
The water ruler suddenly blushed: "What, who can't beat you? Come on, let's fight again right away!"
"Who is afraid of whom!"
The two rulers are both very old, but have very hot tempers.
But before the fight started, the water ruler suddenly thought of something: "What about them?"
As soon as he said this, a strong murderous aura immediately filled the island. These two old guys were really moody.
Gu Yao sighed and said: "The martial arts skills of the two old men are indeed stronger than the rumors, but some of them are not worthy of their reputation, which makes me very disappointed."
The two rulers shouted angrily at the same time: "What!?"
"I heard that the two old men are highly respected and respected by everyone. I didn't expect that when I met today, they turned out to be bullies who used their power to bully others. They attacked several people whose combined strength is less than one-tenth of yours. What's this martial arts?
, it’s a bit lame, it doesn’t live up to its name, it doesn’t live up to its name!”
When Gu Yao said this, his tone changed: "It doesn't matter if you die at the hands of the two most powerful rulers in the world, but if this matter spreads, the glorious and tall images of these two old men will inevitably be damaged.
On a discount, when people mention the Crazy Two Immortals, they may say with disdain: Those two people are very strong, but their martial ethics are a bit poor. They like to bully those who are weaker than themselves, the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled.
If you don't let it go, if you meet someone stronger, you will probably be scared to death immediately and panic."
"What nonsense! What nonsense!"
Before Gu Yao could finish speaking, the two rulers roared angrily: "When have we ever bullied the weak, and when have we ever been afraid of stronger people? Well, of course, there can be no one stronger than us in this world.
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Gu Yao said doubtfully: "Didn't the two old men say that dead people won't bother you?"
The water ruler laughed: "Boy, we are joking with you. With our status, how can we be as knowledgeable as the juniors?"
The wind ruler nodded and said, "That's right, don't you think this joke is humorous?"
"So that's it!" Gu Yao suddenly said: "It seems that there will be another rumor about the two old men in the future. You are not only the strongest people in the world, but also the funniest people!".
The water ruler said happily: "That's right, we have always been so humorous!"
The two old men sang in harmony and went crazy. Their nickname did contain the word "crazy", but they were not the "Crazy Two Immortals" as Gu Yao had previously called them.
On the mainland, others call them "the two crazy monsters."
Among them, the old man in blue clothes is called Randolph, the ruler of the water element, and the old man in gray clothes is called Terrence, the ruler of the wind element.
These two people are said to be twins, but they are not ordinary twins, but the product of incest between brother and sister.
After their parents' incest was exposed in their hometown village, they were beaten to death by the villagers. Randolph and Terrence were not spared. Fortunately, two rulers who were both friends and enemies happened to pass by and saved them.
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Most children born from incest have birth defects. Randolph and Terrence are no exception. They have had a missing brain string since they were young, and their ability to think rationally is almost zero. They are considered idiots.
But their genes are also very unusual. On the other side of their low emotional thinking, they have excellent rational thinking, and they have super talents in water and wind elements. Those who happened to save them were wind and water elements.
The ruler then took the two of them as disciples.
After the master passed away, their old rivalry was passed down to Randolph and Terrence.
The two are brothers. They are also old enemies. They have been fighting each other since they were young, and they have refused to give in to each other. However, unlike Zhan Tian who came out to challenge the strong, Randolph and Terrence have basically regarded each other as rivals throughout their lives, and they rarely compete with each other.
Others compete.
For a person who is addicted to martial arts, they are happy to have the best rivals since childhood. They encourage each other and grow together. These twin brothers, who are a little bit idiotic, eventually become the rulers of the new generation. It can be said that they are
One of the wonders of the continent.
Due to the lack of perceptual thinking, Randolph and Terrence have no distinction between good and evil in their minds, and it is difficult to judge by common sense and act as they please.
Therefore, it was no joke that they wanted to kill Gu Yao and others before. There was no reason. The reason was just that they wanted to do so.
The two crazy monsters who lack perceptual thinking are not good at dealing with people, so they are secretive and always live in seclusion in remote and strange places on the mainland, with almost no contact with the outside world. People don't know much about them.
The above information was obtained by Gu Yao from the files of mainland powerful men of the Thieves Guild. Although many people also knew about the existence of the Crazy Two Monsters, the union's information was undoubtedly more detailed.
One of the character traits of Randolph and Terrence is that they are both very decent people.
It's not an ordinary good face, it's almost to the extreme.
They claim to be the strongest in the world, but the word "most" indicates uniqueness, so Randolph and Terrence also fight over who is the best.
This is one of the few remaining perceptual thoughts of the crazy two monsters. Good face is also one of the shortcomings of human nature, so there was the scene just now. Gu Yao used his sharp tongue to go around and around, and
The flattery and wild belittling allowed the two crazy monsters to fall into the trap they had set, and finally escaped an unnecessary disaster.
Seeing that the crazy two monsters had put away their murderous intentions, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Randolph said angrily: "Hey, boy, what are you doing here at Alcatraz Island, treasure hunting?"
Gu Yao shook his head and said: "No."
Terrence said: "Boy, you are very good at running to Alcatraz Island."
Gu Yao smiled and said: "Old man, you are exaggerating. Our group went through many hardships and narrow escapes to get to the island. But for you, a visit to Alcatraz Island is almost like a walk. Hey, comparing people to each other is so irritating!
"
He used to work as a servant in an inn, and in order to obtain bounties, he had already mastered the art of flattery.
You can wear it a thousand times, but you can never wear it. It’s always a good idea to take more pictures, and it doesn’t cost any money.
The two crazy monsters were so happy to be photographed that their every pore felt stretched. The more they looked at Gu Yao, the more pleasing they became to their eyes.
Randolph said: "So, what are you doing on the island? My old man is very happy now, maybe I can help you."
"Oh, that's great." Gu Yao showed a sly smile: "I believe that no problem in the world can be difficult for these two old men!"
Terrence patted his chest and said, "Of course, tell me!"
Seeing that his goal was achieved, Gu Yao said: "Actually, I am looking for someone."
"Looking for someone, who?"
"A very beautiful girl about the same age as me. I originally thought she was on the island, but I couldn't find her. Maybe she hasn't arrived yet and may be in the sea now. Two old men, can you help me find her?
What?"
"this……"
The two crazy monsters were suddenly in a dilemma. It was very troublesome to find someone on the vast ocean, but the big words had already been spoken. Wouldn't it be very embarrassing if they didn't agree?
Taylor suddenly remembered something: "By the way, is it a girl with green hair?"