In the War of the Gods, there were several extremely famous sharp mouths. The second among them was Count Chi Hanfeng, who was said to have reached the level of the living dead. In the later period, Your Excellency Amy not only inherited Count Chi Hanfeng's low and melodious voice,
His tone was even more passionate as he spoke, so he ranked third in the ranking.
Although His Excellency Tai Mugelsai was the last to learn to speak (only referring to human language), with the intelligence of the ancient sacred dragon and the years of words and deeds of the two famous masters (it is the true meaning of "words and deeds"),
He successfully combined the strengths of the two and achieved a blockbuster success.
It is said that the two words "If you don't speak shockingly, you will die" and "Iron mouth and steel teeth" were born from Lu'er.
Of course, Mr. Lu'er always said humbly: "Chi Hanfeng and Amy are both polite. The iron mouth and steel teeth they say refer to my good teeth. Except for me, they can't compare steel with iron."
Chew it."
When talking about this, Mr. Lu'er likes to say loudly in an exaggerated and loud voice: "If your teeth are good, your appetite will be good, and it will taste good when you eat it. This is the ironclad truth."
——The Gods vs. Famous Masters
Chapter 30 Return to the Imperial Capital
Poor parents in the world. All those who have just become parents must remember the day when their sweet baby spoke for the first time. The moment when "Dad" or "Mom" suddenly popped out, it was undoubtedly extremely happy. But...
If this child can speak fluently for the first time when he opens his mouth, and even possesses peerless eloquence, I wonder how the child’s parents would feel.
No matter for Daqingshan, Horns or Chi Aotian, when they faced the talking Lu'er for the first time, their minds were completely pale, and the remaining little thinking ability was filled with two big words -
―“Horror”. Looking at Lu’er’s face with “I will eat you three” written all over it, the three of them missed Amy endlessly in their minds. It’s no wonder that Amy kept sneezing in the early morning of that day.
It made Miss Ying on the hospital bed extremely distressed.
Finally, just when the three young people were about to give up this stupid idea, for some reason, Mr. Lu'er suddenly showed mercy and expressed his willingness to try to carry Daqingshan. However, he was not interested in the idea of letting Horns sit on his back at the same time.
, Your Excellency Lu'er made it clear that even if the winter thunder bursts, Xia Yuxue will not consider it.
Later, upon everyone's entrustment, Amy and Lu'er talked about this matter. Regarding Lu'er's finally willingness to let Da Qingshan ride, Lu'er confided that: The sacred dragon is so kind and lovely, how could he not let himself be the most beautiful?
My dear friend is riding. However, the sacred dragon is born with an intuition. Even in his sleep, he can still feel whether someone within 10 miles has a bad idea. With Lord Lu'er's extreme intelligence, he opened his eyes
It was immediately obvious that the culprit was Horns. As the saying goes, "A good dragon is ridden by others, and a good man is bullied by others." In order to prevent Da Qingshan from being plotted by Horns, Lord Lu'er had to sacrifice his reputation and teach him a lesson.
This hateful guy, in order to avoid accidentally making friends in Daqingshan - speaking of this, Lu'er showed a signature smile on his face. To be honest, this smile is indeed very similar to Amy's representative smile.
Well, it turns out that Horns, who tried to plot against Lord Lu'er, ended up in a very tragic end.
"Well, Horns, you know, I have a very good relationship with you, but..." Lu'er looked serious and explained to Horns kindly: "As a sacred dragon, we cannot let non-sacred dragon knights
Sit down, otherwise, both the God of Creation and the Dragon God will commit a heinous crime."
Lu'er said cautiously, while looking at the sky with the corner of his eyes, haha - no thunderbolts continued to fall, and his childish voice immediately became louder: "Do you think it's okay? After I fly up, I can catch you with my claws.
...For safety, we can fly lower..."
Horns is also an extremely smart person. When he saw the joyful smile secretly blooming under Lu'er's tense face, he knew without even thinking that this must be a bad idea. Damn, how could Lu'er be so unimaginable back then on Xilin Island?
The scene of using those unlucky fire elves is still vivid in my mind. What if, with the excuse of not having enough strength, he threw himself down from a height of tens of meters. He would probably end up worse than the fire elves.
Even if you fall into the sea, you won't be broken. Even if you don't throw yourself as a human bomb, if you see the dense forest, this cunning and weird green child may not use himself as a broom all the way, and maybe he will call it "big sea".
Natural cleaning.
"Uh... Lu'er, let's forget it. I feel sorry for you because you put so much effort into it. You go ahead and I'll try to find a way to find the inn." Horns immediately declined politely.
When Lu'er heard this, tears welled up in her eyes again. She sniffed and said, "I knew you didn't believe me... ugh..."
At that time, Da Qingshan and Chi Aotian were so moved that they even doubted whether the naughty Lu'er just now and the considerate and obedient Lu'er now were the same. Horns also felt a little guilty, as if he really shouldn't doubt Lu'er.
sincerity.
Of course, subsequent facts proved that Lu'er burst into tears because her conspiracy was seen through. Well, it was also a tear attack to dispel Horns' vigilance.
"Forget it..." Lu'er exhaled a long, extremely sad breath: "In order to reassure you, and in order for us to rush back to the imperial capital as soon as possible, let's do this, I will release a levitation technique for you. The levitation technique I released can at least
Floating for a whole morning. Then, if you don’t believe me anyway, you might as well go and hold Yaoli. You hold his tail, so that he is basically unstretched, and he can take you into the sky, and we will fly together.
Go back."
Seeing Lu'er aggrievedly put forward such constructive suggestions, Horns almost blamed himself for being too preoccupied. He almost said: It's better to hug Lu'er's tail. However, after all, it was Horns who still had the ability to
He was very wary, but at the last moment he resolutely chose to hug Lilong's tail. Horns was really afraid that if Lu'er regretted it in the air and secreted some excrement, his fate would be different.
From broom to diaper.
Unfortunately, human wisdom is limited after all, not to mention the dwarves, who are not known for their wisdom in the first place.
When the dragon is flying, its two huge wings are used to instigate strong winds to fly around for nine days, while its huge tail is used to swing left and right to change direction. In this sense, if the direction is accurately grasped, the dragon will
The direction of flight doesn't change much, and the dragon's tail can really comfortably carry a person with the levitation technique.
It is a pity that Mr. Lu'er will let this situation happen? Both Daqingshan and Chi Aotian can testify that during the next 8 hours of flight, Lu'er used all his strength to perform various difficult tricks in the air.
Action, and attracting Yao Lilong to chase him - to be honest, Yao Li is a good dragon, but his mind is a bit simpler.
Da Qingshan, who had just flown into the sky, was of course very excited. Chi Aotian did not pay careful attention to Lu'er's abnormal behavior. What was really uncomfortable was the third heir to the dwarf kingdom who was tied to the tail of the huge dragon tail.
With every powerful stroke and swing in the air, Horns was excited. Oh, that’s right, he let out heart-rending screams of terror. At first, Horns was cursing Lu’er loudly. These words
It really hurts the image of two super heavyweights in history, so I won’t go into details one by one. In short, it started from the dragon god’s greetings to all the reptiles on the ground. Later, I saw that not only Lu’er ignored him,
Even Da Qingshan and Chi Aotian ignored him, and Horns' curses were transferred to his two partners.
Unfortunately, this... is really not the fault of Da Qingshan and Chi Aotian. I forgot to mention it just now - the moment Sir Lu'er released the floating, he also released a "Silence Technique". Lu'er now has the magician's ability
With this ability, there is no need to chant at all to cast ordinary level 5 magic.
Finally, after a few hours passed, Horns, who was tired of scolding him, finally vomited enough on Yao Li's tail, scolded enough... and fell asleep, or to be more precise, he fell into a coma.
In order to avoid shocking the world, two giant dragons landed on a hillside not far from Scambrai. Da Qingshan and Chi Aotian untied Horns from the dragon's tail. The dwarf looked pale.
He looked like he was in collapse. He had vomited out all the food in his stomach along the way. He stood on the ground with two feet and his body was still spinning nervously...
From then on, Horns never thought about flying into the sky, and it is said that from that generation onwards, everyone in the dwarf royal family became afraid of heights.
The next day, Daqingshan, Horns, and Chi Aotian followed the hillside to the mainland highway. It was very close to Scambrai City. It took about 2 hours to walk. Yao Lilong had already returned to the Fantasy Beast Saint.
Mr. Lu'er said that since he has been engaged in high-intensity mental work recently and has been under too much pressure, he wanted to sleep a little longer and fly back to the Duke's Palace in the afternoon.
The three of them had just walked a few miles along the mainland highway and already noticed a special smell permeating the air.
Spatially speaking, the imperial capital of Scambrai is far away from the battlefield. Not only is there another magnificent river on the mainland, the Sanggan River, but it is also separated by more than 2,000 miles. In addition to the giant dragon, even the mad vulture knights need 5 days.
It can be reached in the above time period, and in such a far geographical space, elite troops from the four war zones are densely covered. Therefore, geographically speaking, the imperial capital is in absolute safety.
However, everything in front of me shows that the war has really started to burn.
On the mainland highway, there are constantly light-armed knights galloping by. The red leather armor indicates that they are the messengers of the army; soldiers wrapped in military uniforms are coming in and out of the hotels on the roadside; Shi Kan can be seen from a distance.
Bray City, and also saw the rolling military camps outside the city.
As the war gradually escalates, the conservatives represented by Duke Chi are worried that the empire will face a powerful enemy that has not been seen in a century. Therefore, they continue to pressurize the Red Stone Emperor through the Imperial Military Department, hoping to mobilize more troops to join the war. According to the latest Red Stone
According to the documents approved by Emperor Shi, all seven war zones in the empire have entered the highest level of war.
Recently, Count Chi Hanfeng, the supreme commander of the Gyeonggi Theater of the Empire, was ordered to go to the Northern Federation to deploy 10,000 elite troops of the Xueyue Legion on sea ships to support the empire. On the same day, the Colorful Dragon Knights, ranked first in the four theaters of the empire, were ordered to assemble in Shikan.
Under Bray City. Except for the 8,000 Guards guarding the imperial city in Scambrae, all defense work is taken over by the Swordsman Battalion in charge of the Marquis of Delaware.
In January of winter in the 4th year of the Magic Calendar, the north wind roared across the ocean from the distant ice and snow continent. Horns and others saw the first light snowfall of the year in Scambrai City from a distance. It was destined to have a