That... that... I saw that huge blue and blue snot bubbles actually... flew up from Lord Norton's nose...
The four Hanyang City officers watched the bubbles flying towards them, their eyes were straightened and their throats were sore... Bang... This huge snot bubble was stuck on the heads of the four officers.
There was an explosion on top, and a small translucent droplet of water hit the officers again.
face - at this moment, it felt like hundreds of tiny mosquitoes that had just flown out of fresh feces and rushed into their faces with their little wings fluttering. Not only the faces of the four direct victims turned blue and white.
After a moment of redness, the other Sangganhe soldiers behind him couldn't help but hold their throats.
"Hi... Hi... I'm talking to you..." The little officer of Mir Qian waved his hand in front of several officers, and muttered: "A bunch of old people, their ideas are too old, this is your dragon.
Christmas...Ordinary people don't have it yet. After eating it, you can recharge your batteries...I really recommend you to taste it...that taste..." As he said this, the young officer actually started clicking.
Licking his upper and lower lips with his tongue...
There is probably nothing more disgusting than this in the world. The movements and sounds of the young officer's mouth finally took away the last bit of self-control of the four officers. The four of them squatted on the ground holding their heads and retching...
The miraculous little officer looked on with a smile, and a lot of sarcastic words poured out from his mouth: "Spit it...spit it...spit it up...you will get used to it...vomit...vomit...again
Vomit...throw it out with force...At the beginning, I had this kind of adverse reaction...Excuse me...Do you like sweet food? Or sour food?"
"My money...I want to be happy alone and everyone is happy, I want to be happy with the people...I want...the female people...you understand!" The general on the horse didn't know when he got more than a runny nose, haha
The child fell down along with the mucus from the nose.
"Yes, sir, I understand!" Mir Qian squatted in front of the four officers with a smile of some special meaning on his face: "Do you...understand what my lord means?"
"I... we don't understand..." They are all men. Of course they understand what the other party means. Now... they can only pretend to be confused because they understand. Several officers secretly cursed: Damn... this is all
What's going on? It's not like we've lost the battle, but... we have to give away a woman!
"My lords, what you are saying...is very inconsistent with the spirit of the 'Faithful Alliance of France and Egypt'. Isn't it what His Majesty the Pope has repeatedly emphasized to have fun with the people? Isn't it...not giving Lord Norton the opportunity to have fun together, forcing him to do so?"
Your Excellency, your Excellency, will lead an army to massacre the city or something, are you satisfied?" Mir Qian said very harshly, but his face was full of smiles.
"Alas..." Silanya sighed and stood up: "Please come into the city, sir. We will go back now to prepare for you to have fun with the people." The squadron leader was already confused with anger. This was both a runny nose and a woman.
The civilians were disgusted and angry, and several officers completely forgot about routine inspections.
However, that's it, there are still people who are reluctant to let go: "Hey... don't go. Where are you going..." Mir Qian stretched out his hand to stop the four people: "Don't invite those special professionals to serve you. Your Majesty's daughter is worth a thousand dollars."
If you are infected with bird flu, can you take responsibility?"
The officers had troubled looks on their faces: "Then...what does Lord Norton mean?"
"Do all the officers in the Sangganhe War Zone only have this kind of IQ?" The smile on Mir Qian's face became more and more evil: "That kind of pheasant...the pheasant flying in the sky is easy to be infected with avian influenza, you guys
Of course, you need to find domestic chickens that are eaten at home... to ensure that there is no such disease. Don't you have a woman of the right age in your family?"
"What?" Captain Adam's face changed instantly. These bastard half-orcs! How could they insult an imperial officer like this? The young man was so angry that he actually said such words after thinking about it.
"What are you going to do?" Mir Qian heard such words, all the smiles on his face disappeared in an instant, and his left hand reached out like lightning. As a mid-level officer among the three team captains of Hanyang City, Adam was already quite agile. Unexpectedly,
Adam shook his body continuously and stepped back. The young officer's left hand miraculously appeared on Adam's neck, completely ignoring the direct distance, just like carrying the mat just now.
Alan pinched the young man to the ground, and almost at the same time, the sharp sword appeared out of thin air in Mir Qian's right hand. The sword's light disappeared in a flash, and then appeared close to Adam's neck. The sharp sword
The sword-qi sword cracked Adam's neck guard, and a slender gash opened on the young officer's fair neck. Bright red blood immediately dripped down the bright sword.
The air became tense in an instant...
Lord Norton, how powerful is this young officer who looks like a clown in front of him? Just now, squadron leader Silanya was defeated. It was probably because he was not mentally prepared. Now, this young officer actually restrained a squad leader in an instant.
, especially the long sword that appeared out of thin air, and the cold breath that passed by like lightning completely cut off the soldiers' self-confidence.
A small officer has such combat power, so how brave should Lord Norton be? How much combat power does the entire Norton Army have? No wonder Lord Norton was able to defeat Chi Aotian's expeditionary force in one fell swoop.
"Sir... this... Captain Adam didn't mean it... please be noble and put him down first. We just feel... Lord Norton may not necessarily like human women..." Silanya explained with dry lips.
With.
"You don't need to worry about this." Mir Qian refused unceremoniously: "This is the intention of His Majesty the Pope, and Lord Norton has always believed that the people in the Sanggan River War Zone, especially yours, are too quiet and weak.
Your Excellency is willing to take on the work of racial improvement in this place. Look at it, Your Majesty..." Mir Qian said as he lifted up the legs of Lord Norton's trousers to reveal the inside.
Bright yellow underwear, long black hair, and thick legs covered with sweat pores the size of rice grains under the long hair: "Look at your physique, your thighs, this hair... look at me, pinch it hard..."
This meat is very strong. If you don’t stew it for two or three hours, you can rest assured that it will never go bad... If you put this variety in your local area, I am sure that your place will be rich in simple and handsome men..."
This is all a matter of where and where. The four officers didn't want to say anything anymore. They just looked down at each other and signaled to go back early to discuss how to fool this bastard and lewd general.
"Lord Norton, please wait here, we will make arrangements immediately." After saying that, Silanya returned to the city with her three colleagues.
As they walked, the three soldiers heard the conversation coming from behind.
"Mi Qian... We and their female citizens... have fun... Lele... Don't they care about their face? Are they not angry? Are they not rebelling?" Lord Norton finally asked a human question, and tears instantly came to his eyes.
The eyes of the four human officers, Lord Norton...are really human.
It's a pity that the answer that followed directly threw the four newly warmed hearts into the ice and snow of the Ice and Snow Continent and froze them to the core: "Sir, why are you worried about these? These are surrendered generals, they betrayed themselves.
country, betraying the royal family that the family has been loyal to for generations... They don't even want their ancestors, so they still want face? These people will have the face on their foreheads after they die... No
... They have no face at all... They just cut off the palm-sized piece of pork skin on their forehead to cover their eyes, otherwise they would not dare to enter the ancestral graves, and they are all shameful. What does it matter if they betray their daughters? Besides, what if?
If they really want to rebel, sir, if you help their family give birth to more healthy babies, will they still rebel? You are all a family..."
"Oh..." Lord Norton's tone was filled with the joy of sudden realization, but his tone suddenly turned gloomy again: "I...how could such a bloody person know that these shameless soldiers are a family? Although the great
The people of Fanos have many fathers and many mothers, but this does not mean that we do not want our own ancestors."
"Of course, of course. Sir, according to the customs of the Eminor continent, the water thrown by a married girl has nothing to do with their family since she is married to you. These men are shameless, and of course they have nothing to do with you.
Already."
"So that's it... That's great. I was worried that having such a shameless relative would really embarrass my grandma."
Maybe it's because half-orcs speak loudly in life, maybe it's because Mir gets carried away with money, maybe the two victors are simply unscrupulous. These extremely straightforward conversations are like knives, piercing every person in the Sanggan River War Zone near the city gate.
In the ears of soldiers... through the ear hub and then cut into the heart!
It turns out...this is how the victors view betrayal. The soldiers in the Sanggan River War Zone realized this problem for the first time.
Abandoning their ancestors, motherland, faith, dignity... The soldiers in Sangganhe had always thought that such a powerful combat force in the Sangganhe war zone would be loyal to the Burmese Emperor, which would definitely make the Fanos Army and the Western Emperor Group feel extremely happy and gratified.
, the soldiers are even proud of this. Now I realize that this is simply sentimental. Enemies represented by Air Force General Norton also respect their ancestors and human dignity!
When the four officers heard the last few words, they no longer knew how to move their legs. In a man's world, when the last layer of fig leaf was ruthlessly torn off from the face, they thought about what happened after they surrendered.
, their families would be insulted, the hands of the four officers were cold, but sweat rolled down from their palms.
Face - for the first time, the soldiers learned that this simplest noun is so important!
"Boom--" A small square shield was thrown heavily on the city wall by a young soldier standing outside the city gate, and a strong quadruple accent immediately sounded hoarsely: "I quit, I want to go back and honor my parents.
So as not to insult our ancestors."
"Is this how you discipline your soldiers?"
Several officers in Hanyang City did not speak. The young officer named Mir Qian got angry first, and the sword as dazzling as snow was once again raised high by the young officer with one hand...