"Yang Xiaokou! You bitch! How dare you throw the underwear you took off the day before yesterday on my pillow! You are looking for death!"
A burst of silent lightning quickly disappeared from the sky. In the women's dormitory of Holy Zero College, a violent voice spread at a speed of dozens of kilometers per hour.
Birds will sprain their feet after hearing it, ants will bump into trees after hearing it, and flies will commit suicide by throwing feces after hearing it.
In the room, Yang Xiaokou sat sleepily on the edge of the bed. The beauty inside could be vaguely seen in the large white T-shirt on his body, and the dark brown pear blossom rolls were permed and draped lazily on the back of his head.
She has a delicate oval-shaped face, fair and flushed skin, and exquisite facial features. Only a pair of dark brown eyes exude evil laziness.
"Hey, Uncle Youyao, I didn't mean it. Do you want to tell me that you have gotten up early in the morning?" After scratching his messy hair, Yang Xiaokou listed a list of things he didn't want at the corner of his mouth.
face smile.
"Fart! Could it be that it ran to my pillow with its long legs?" Standing in front of me was a short-haired man wearing short sleeves and shorts... um, a boy?
At this time, she held a pink strawberry panty between her index finger and thumb with her slender fingers, and pointed at the unknown object with her other hand, with a look of disgust on her face.
"Maybe, who let you be loved by a bitch, you are helpless when you see flowers!"
"Yang Xiaokou!"
"You pervert! Why are you stealing my underwear?" Yang Xiaokou's eyes suddenly widened, and he snatched his precious underwear from Youyao's hand with a 'swish', and then looked at her with a look of 'you are perverted'.
"..." Youyao didn't realize what happened.
Could it be that she discovered the shameless underwear and went to reason with the owner of the shameless underwear, only to be shamelessly called a pervert?
Holy shit! This bitch actually called her a pervert!
"You're looking for death!" Youyao reacted and opened her claws to pounce on him.
In terms of physical strength, she Youyao is the eagle, and Yang Xiaokou is the chicken. The two of them really have fun playing this game of eagle catching chickens every day!
Stop! Do you think they are gay? Well, they are just more shameless.
"Wait a minute! Chairman Mao said that those who use violence to solve problems are fools!" Yang Xiaokou quickly jumped out of the other side of the bed, crossed his hands in front of him, and the full dynamic light wave gesture was a 'kindly' reminder to the violent woman in front of him.
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"Really? Why haven't I heard of it?" Youyao stopped, knelt on the bed and scratched her head depressedly.
"Nonsense! When did your Chinese score get higher than fifteen points?" Yang Xiaokou rolled his eyes at her and kept tugging at the corners of his mouth with pride.
"You despise me?" Youyao's face darkened, and she stood up from the bed with her hands on her waist and looked down at the cute-looking but very sinister Yang Xiaokou below.
"Hey hey hey, how dare I..." After swallowing, Yang Xiaokou tilted his head and gave two silly giggles, "How about this, to express my apology, how about I ask you to pick up girls?"
"Pick up girls?"
"Yes, yes, there are many beauties in Shujie Square. How do you feel about it? Are you excited or not?" A face with an extremely pure oval face cannot be associated with her obscene words.
Is this God's shameless arrangement? Under the appearance of an angel, a sinister and shameless heart has been transplanted. It's a pity that Youyao has to face her, a wolf in sheep's clothing, all day long.
"What do you think?" A particularly cooperative smile appeared on the corner of Youyao's mouth, but it disappeared in a random second, replaced by a pair of vicious eyes and the teeth of a tiger that wanted to bite her throat off.
"If you dare to test my sexual orientation again, believe it or not, I will strip you naked, sprinkle some salt on you, and then hang you out in the sun to be eaten as dried fish?!"
"Damn! So cruel?" Yang Xiaokou was frightened by her sudden change, but still shouted back without flinching.
"Nonsense! For a bitch like you who is so shameless to the highest level, I should rely on violence to make you obedient!" Oh~ What a big s...
Yang Xiaokou bowed her head in silence for three seconds, then raised her harmless face, sniffed pitifully, and her watery eyes instantly flashed with sparkling light.
"Xiao Youyou..." A string of disgusting sheep sounds blurted out from Yang Xiaokou's small mouth in an instant.
"Pfft! Cough cough cough!" Youyao was frightened by her sudden voice. She choked on her saliva and knelt on the edge of the bed, only coughing.
This damn Yang Xiaokou is really harmful to people! I didn’t have many good things with her, but I spent almost every day in misfortune!
"If people know that they are wrong, they will really not put their worn underwear on your pillow in the future. In the future, they will try to put clean underwear, or put it underneath..."
"Yang Xiaokou! Are you done yet!" Youyao finally couldn't stand it anymore and screamed, grabbing Yang Xiaokou's open collar and staring at her with a pair of black eyes and gritted teeth.
"Don't get angry, you! I'm wrong! Let go of me now, I will listen to you whatever you say! Violence can kill people!" Yang Xiaokou was about to cry without tears, slapping her hands with her little hands.
Although they are very thin, they have big hands with unique strength.
But after taking pictures for a long time, I still held it there indifferently.
"Really?" After thinking for a long time, Youyao pulled the corners of her lips and couldn't help but imitate her and laugh darkly.
"Nonsense! When did I, Yang Xiaokou, ever say anything without counting my words?" He rolled his eyes at her, but just weakly defended his reputation of putting integrity first.
"Okay, Shujie Plaza, you stand there and shout 'I'm gay!' three times and I'll forgive you."
"...No, so cruel..."
"What's the matter, you want to destroy the sign?" She raised her eyebrows, her evil brows revealing a bad premonition.
So under the sun, on the grass, in the largest Shujie Square in City A, an artificial fountain with a diameter of ten meters continuously sprayed crystal clear water.
Opposite the More Cafe, Yang Xiaokou was wearing a tight black suspender belt and washed denim shorts that just covered her buttocks. Her exquisite and elegant makeup cleverly outlined her allure.
At this time, the sun was scorching hot, and Yang Xiaokou's magnetic and domineering voice kept repeating that monotonous sentence.
"Beauty, do you want someone to date?"
"Beauty, let's have a meal together to save face!"
"Beauty, you are very good..."
So ten minutes passed, and twenty minutes passed. Every beautiful woman she chatted with looked at her with an expression of "you are perverted."
"I'm talking about Yang Xiaokou, what I asked you to shout about is your sexual orientation, not to ask you to find a partner, okay?" Youyao leaned against the window of the boutique store at the back, standing there with a black line at one end.