Isn't running on the rooftop equivalent to committing suicide? I don't want my young lady to end up being chased by a group of people and then jumping off a building.
I glanced at the direction of the light leaking from the rooftop, and simply gave up the idea of going up to the rooftop. I turned around and walked downstairs, checking which door was easier to pry into. If you can find my house, let me see if you can find someone else.
s home!
It was too late, but it was so fast. Just when I was thinking about someone coming out, a door opened from the inside.
Therefore, everything must be done quickly, accurately, and ruthlessly, so Yang Xiaokou did not hesitate to step over in three steps and one step at a time. When the door only opened a gap as big as a fist, Yang Xiaokou took advantage of the opportunity and stretched out his hand.
He just squeezed in through the crack in the door!
He quickly closed the door, and while leaning on the door panel, he heard thunderous footsteps coming from outside.
"Shh~ It's so dangerous!" He let out a relaxed sigh. It was her good luck that Yang Xiao had taken her life. Otherwise, wouldn't she still have been caught if it had been a tenth of a second later?
Oh, by the way, speaking of not being arrested, she seems to have someone to thank!
Thinking about it, she raised her head with a sweet smile, but before she could say a word of thanks, she was so frightened by the face in front of her that she almost screamed.
"Why are you a man!" Yang Xiaokou opened his mouth in surprise and stared at the cool and slightly evil handsome guy in front of him, trying hard to suppress the scream in his heart.
No wonder there are rumors that streakers always appear in girls' dormitories. It turns out that the thief who steals underwear is not a wretched man, but a handsome guy!
"Shh! Keep your voice down, okay?" The mysterious handsome man covered her mouth with a look of gritted teeth.
"Of course, it's okay. I'm very afraid of death now, okay?" The blocked mouth still hummed unconvinced and stared at him vaguely.
"Okay, I'll let you go, but you can't shout!" He looked at her and warned her sternly, and Yang Xiaokou immediately nodded to express her agreement with him.
This mysterious handsome guy then let go and found a bed next to him and sat down. He leaned there limply, as if he was very tired.
He is so stunning in a black jacket, with silver-white broken hair, angular facial features, and sharp tips that are so charming, especially those eyes that can speak, he can be regarded as the best among handsome guys.
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But she was very surprised, why would such a handsome guy like to go to the girls' dormitory to steal underwear? What's more, he was still wearing casual clothes, and he couldn't be a student of Saint Zero at first glance.
A boy who is a student from another school and is so interested in the St. Zero girls' dormitory must be an interesting person.
So Yang Xiaokou approached her with an evil face and said, "Handsome guy, what's your name?" Rubbing his palms, he seemed to see a trace of saliva flowing at the corner of her mouth.
Frowning: "Fake, Maazel, is there a problem?"
"fuckyou?"
"It's Fake Squid!" Depressed, this is not the first time his name has been misunderstood by others, but what can be done? This is the surname, and their family has this surname!
"Fuck you! But how much does your family hate this guy named Mazel? He can think of such a powerful method, what a talent!" Yang Xiaokou still exists in his own sighing world, and he has not noticed it at all.
The face of the handsome guy in front of him was darkening a little bit.
"The last time I said it was Fuckyou! Not fuckyou!" Mazer gritted his teeth and spat out a few syllables while looking at Yang Xiaokou, his hands already clenched into fists. If she misunderstood again, he wanted to throw her out the door.
!Let her fend for herself!
Yang Xiaokou felt Fake Squid's disdainful gaze and shrank his neck, put on a dog-legged expression and looked at him in a flattering manner, and said, "I mean, Mr. Fuckyou, let's discuss this, okay?"
If he doesn't run away now, he will wait until later. If he stays here, he will be dug out by those nymphomaniacs with dog-like noses sooner or later. And he has such a big shield in front of him. How can he think that Yang Xiaokou is a fool?
Sniffing evilly, a lewd smile appeared on her innocent face again.
"What do you want to do?" Looking at Yang Xiaokou's lewd smile, Mazer loosened his clenched fists and watched her every move vigilantly. He crossed his hands on his chest, just like a good woman struggling before being forced by the emperor.
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"What don't you want to do? Just discuss something!"
So under the power of Yang Xiaokou's 360-degree rotation, he finally compromised and put his jacket on hers, and then he took out a wig from the girl's closet. He originally wanted to
As long as Yang Xiaokou is alone, it will be fine. After all, she looks so outstanding.
But he didn't expect that in the end, his handsome and talented Maazel would also be put on a weird bobo wig!
Standing in front of the mirror and walking in the corridor of the women's dormitory, his face was still as gloomy as when he first took it on.
From upstairs to downstairs, Mazel was used as a shield by Yang Xiaokou, dodging and chasing him. However, Fake Squid's face became darker and darker in the sight of the girls passing by, and finally turned black into a piece of carbon!
"Look at that girl with short hair..."
"How come I haven't seen this before..."
"She looks so cute..."
While everyone was talking, Yang Xiaokou glanced sideways at the stiff Fake Squid, and pouted.
Obviously I am a real girl, why is this handsome guy dressed like this so much cuter than me as a girl! God, you are so damn unfair.
So until they moved away from the door of the dormitory, Yang Xiaokou was still jealous of the comments made by those nymphomaniacs just now.
"Bah! You're so unlucky!" Maazel, who had a gloomy look on his face one second ago, turned his face and pulled off the short-haired hood on his head the next second, threw it into the trash can next to him, and then kept talking.
He was arranging the hair that was pressed into pieces on his head, with a crazy look on his face.
What a piece of shit! He was kidnapped by his ex-girlfriend when he went out. When he woke up, he found that he was in the girls' dormitory! I really don't know how that woman dragged me in!
What’s even more frightening is that when he tried to escape, he was caught by Yang Xiaokou who appeared out of nowhere and asked him to dress up as a woman and wear a wig! It’s embarrassing! It’s so embarrassing!
Moreover, he thought this hair condom was ugly when the woman wore it before, but now it was forced on his head!
Bah! It’s so frustrating for his grandma!
"Why did you throw it away? You didn't plan to give it back to others!" Seeing how irritable he was, Yang Xiaokou calmly stroked the hair condom on his head with a leisurely expression, which seemed quite beautiful.