"Really?" Youyao asked doubtfully, raising her eyebrows, obviously not believing what she said.
"Of course! When did I, Yang Xiaochun, ever say anything deceptive?" Her eyes were dazed for a moment, and then she puffed up her chest and hung up her sign.
There was no way she could let Yang Xiaokou tell her best friend and enemy how shamelessly she had been clinging to a man just now. Wouldn't it make her laugh for a month if she told him?
No, no, I would rather die of exhaustion than laugh to death. This hurts my self-esteem too much!
"Yes! It's Xiaochun, you are just a yin!" She rolled her eyes with disdain, and Youyao began to curiously play with this cool motorcycle. A manly woman like her also likes this.
Plant something.
"Tch! I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!"
Summer is always so hot, and it seems that this summer vacation has been too wasteful. Instead of going back to the United States to find my parents, I spent two months in the dormitory with this man-in-law!
If she hadn't been excited to see a handsome guy now, I'm afraid she would have turned into the legendary lesbian!
Sighing, Yang Xiaokou looked helplessly at the crowds coming and going in Shujie Square. When he turned around, he found that there was a figure standing behind him without knowing it. A pair of slender hands were placed in front of him, which scared Yang Xiaokou.
I'm so staggered that I almost sprained my feet while squatting!
"Hi~ Beauty, seeing as you are working so hard, would you like to go have a cold drink together?" A charming chatter sounded from above.
Yang Xiaokou raised his head and looked at the "Ah Piao" who suddenly appeared and the corners of his mouth twitched. It was this similar face. It was outrageously handsome and its evil expression could be said to have driven countless nymphomaniacs crazy!
But it was his enchanting face that attracted him, and then he was ravaged, ruined and insulted!
The corner of her mouth twitched twice, and she became very angry when she remembered how he didn't cherish her just now. She treated his sudden change with even more contempt and nausea: "Why? You regret it so quickly? It's a pity that my aunt never eats it."
Turn around!"
Yang Xiaokou rolled his eyes at the man in front of him and chose to lower his head and look at his toes in a daze against the sunlight.
"Ah?" He groaned depressedly, as if he didn't understand what she was saying.
But Yang Xiaokou was even more depressed for a while, ah what? Don’t tell her that you are not the same person! She, Yang Xiaokou, didn’t believe that two people who looked so similar would appear in bloody plots around the same time!
"Ah, what the heck, you! Take your old bike away quickly, it's so heavy, you can train your muscles like my aunt!" Yang Xiaokou said loudly, pointing to the motorcycle in front of Youyao's crotch.
"You screamed so loudly!" Youyao was startled by her sudden irritability. She bit her lower lip and glared at her fiercely.
"I want you to take care of it! I'm happy to eat it!" Yang Xiaokou stared back without showing any weakness. She is always the kind of person who never looks back until she hits the wall. If she doesn't get beaten, she will never eat.
A bit of a loss!
"Where...where did you get this car?" But when he saw the car, he had a look of confusion on his face, and the look in his eyes seemed to say that she, Yang Xiaokou, was a car thief.
Yang Xiaokou glanced at him with disdain and said: "Don't do this, now it's a bit silly to say that I stole your car! There are surveillance cameras over there in the square!"
"No, this car belongs to my brother. It is a limited edition fully modified Ducati 848. The original price is 260,000 yuan. After modification, it can be sold for more than 4 million yuan. It is a professional racing car. I know it better than I know myself.
He knows how many hairs he has on his body, okay? It’s just that this is his treasure! How could it be left here?” As he said this, he, who claimed to be the younger brother of the car’s brother, began to fumble with its body.
He kept praising her, which made Youyao very unhappy as she could be taken advantage of at any time while sitting in the car.
She slapped him on the forehead and said viciously: "Boy! If you dare to take another step forward, try it again!"
"Ah! Why do you, a woman, suddenly hit someone!" Ye Mingxi's beautiful forehead came face to face with the motorcycle's mailbox without any warning, making a 'bang' sound. He stood up straight and covered his forehead with a look on his face.
of grievance.
"Stop pretending to be innocent! This makes me feel that you are as disgusting as some people." As she said that, she glanced at someone squatting in the corner in a meaningful way.
"Ouch! I don't want to hear what you say. What does it mean to be disgusting! Is this called innocence?" Yang Xiaokou stood up from the ground with a look of dissatisfaction.
She was not complaining about her brother who was as handsome as Ye Mingxuan, but she was depressed about why Youyao, a tomboy, was always dissatisfied with her title of 'Yang Xiaochun'? Didn't her actions make her feel pure at all?
?
"Don't do this, I can't see it!"
"Then what do you want me to do before you believe that I am pure?" Yang Xiaokou said evilly, but received a look of contempt from Youyao.
"Otherwise, you don't have to put a condom on me to believe that you are pure!" Ye Mingxi grinned and flattered Yang Xiaokou.
"Look! The crowd's eyes are indeed sharp!" Yang Xiaokou happily patted Ye Mingxi's shoulder with a satisfied look on his face.
"Yeah, the eyes of that crowd must be as sharp as a blind man." Irony, naked irony!
"You damn shemale! Who are you calling blind?" Ye Mingxi stared depressedly, why did this woman either beat herself up or scold herself in different ways as soon as she appeared?
His eyes are so beautiful, how can he be blind?
And it was because of his bright eyes that he saw such a pure girl like Yang Xiaokou in the third seat by the window of More Coffee Shop. How could he be blind after such pure love at first sight? What nonsense!
(More means one more drink, and the meaning is still unfinished. The homophone is the Chinese word for "magic". Legend has it that when he looked out from the third seat by the window in this store, he was the first person who caught his eye and couldn't help himself.
\\Her destined half.) "You should stop wasting your time, our 'Xiao Chun' doesn't like men." Youyao resisted the urge to laugh and said, this was the first time she called her '
Yang Xiaochun'.
"..." When she said this, Yang Xiaokou's heart sank to the bottom.
How much does this uncle Youyao hate her for snatching the piece of braised pork from her when school started? He actually said in front of the handsome boy that he didn't like men...
It’s so abominable!!
"Ah? Don't like men? What do you mean..." Ye Mingxuan's younger brother seems to be very innocent, but he doesn't understand the meaning of Youyao's implicit words.