"Where are you going?" Zhang Daniu's eyes widened.
"Let you see what a lover is." Brother Zha took out his crotch and walked out of the dormitory.
Downstairs in dormitory No. 18. Brother Zha took out his cell phone while Zhang Daniu wasn't paying attention and called Xiao Ling'er. Then he squatted on the curb and whistled to the King girl. Zhang Daniu looked at Brother Zha who hadn't washed his hair in hundreds of years. Dirty and messy hair that was in a ball. The wrinkles in his hair were faded after washing. His clothes were frayed at the corners, a pair of dusty shoes, and he had a lewd and obscene expression. I don’t believe that girls would like such a person.
You are the Saint of Love. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe your words. Zhang Daniu watched without confidence that Brother Zha was despised by countless girls. He shook his head and wanted to leave.
At this time, Xiao Ling'er came down from upstairs dressed up. When she saw Brother Zha whom she hadn't seen for a long time, she immediately put on a happy smile.
Zhang Daniu saw Xiao Ling'er, who stood out from the crowd and was incomparably beautiful. Because as soon as Xiao Ling'er appeared, every other girl's appearance was eclipsed.
There was such a charming girl in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. Zhang Daniu couldn't help but be stunned. Her long hair and beautiful S-shaped figure made him stare straight in the eye.
Wow. Countless boys passing by and male prostitutes who had been squatting downstairs in the dormitory of No. 18 and No. 19 immediately widened their eyes. Countless gazes focused on Xiao Ling'er. If these glamorous things have warmth, even the world at this time The metal with the highest melting point has also vaporized. Xiao Ling'er's beauty cannot be described with any adjective. Those men who had never seen such a beautiful woman lowered their heads and dared not look directly at her. They just felt that it was a sin to look at her.
Then, a series of glasses shattered, leather shoes were stamped on the ground and screams were heard. Some people even couldn't stand the visual impact in front of them, causing brain hypoxia and fainting, and had close contact with the ground.
"Oh my god. Is today April Fool's Day? No. It's impossible. It's incredible. Why. Who can tell me why? Who gave me a noodle and asked me to hang myself." A boy grabbed his hair and shouted. .
Another boy stomped the ground fiercely: "Oh my god. I started to believe in fairy tales again. I believe in love. Give me a piece of tofu and let me kill you."
Zhang Daniu's heart almost stopped beating. Oh my god, could he really be a lover?
As soon as Xiao Ling'er left the dormitory, she went straight to Brother Zha. While everyone was still wondering, they suddenly saw Xiao Ling'er throwing herself into the arms of that filthy, dirty man.
Shocked. Still shocked. Looking at the two people hugging each other tightly, the male prostitutes watching felt that their lives had been in vain in twenty years.
Xiao Ling'er said: "Brother Long, do you miss me?"
Brother Zha pinched Xiao Ling'er's butt and said, "Of course I do."
A boy yelled: "Give me a knife and I will chop off his hand."
"I hate it. You haven't come to me for so long." Xiao Ling'er gently pinched Brother Zha's waist and said angrily.
Xiao Ling'er blushed with embarrassment. Suddenly she stood up on tiptoes and quickly kissed Brother Zha on the mouth. Then she lowered her head in a daze and said nothing. Brother Zha hooked Xiao Ling'er's chin and kissed her hard.
A boy picked up a brick and threw it hard at his face: "Fuck me. I'm not alive anymore."
A boy shouted: "Give me a rotten egg and I will smash this beast to death."
Brother Zha said a few words in Xiao Ling'er's ear. Xiao Ling'er turned and left. After a while, Lan Yuxin walked out of the door of dormitory building No. 18 with a sweet smile.
As soon as Lan Yuxin appeared, the boys exclaimed again. The beauty of Lan Yuxin, who skillfully applied light makeup, was not inferior to Xiao Ling'er in any way. The eyes of the male prostitutes were even bigger. They all asked about Lan Yuxin. Information. Within a few minutes, I met two stunning beauties. Those male prostitutes felt that the beauties they had seen before were just firewood.
"Long Chenfei." Lan Yuxin shouted. She jumped forward and was hugged firmly by Brother Zha.
Countless people fell to the ground one after another. Some people had already called the emergency center because someone was unconscious here.
A strong-willed person endured the visual impact and quickly posted a Weibo post: "Campus in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. Beauty and beggar hugging and kissing." The meager post had already been sent. In just one hour, it was retweeted more than 100,000 times.
Some even excitedly raised their trembling arms and took a picture from the side. They went back to process it with software and then uploaded it. The title: "The Love of a Beggar and a Beauty." In less than three days, it has set a record for the highest number of monthly downloads.
No one screamed anymore because they had lost their voices. After seeing Lan Yuxin kiss Brother Zha on the lips, some people actually knelt on the ground and worshiped Brother Zha on the spot.
Not long after, the story of a magical boy began to spread in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. From that day on, countless boys never modified their appearance. They just let their hair be dirty and messy. They only wore old clothes and worn shoes. Whistling while walking, picking up his crotch, shaking his thighs, swearing from time to time, and poking his middle finger at beautiful women. Gradually, it became a trend within a few years.
Brother Zha smacked his lips with satisfaction. He walked towards Zhang Daniu who was already stunned: "Daniu, I didn't lie to you. Isn't this the Saint of Love?"
"Yes, yes, love sage, please teach me how to pick up girls." Zhang Daniu grabbed Brother Zha's hand tightly, as if Liu Bei had met Kong Ming.
"Don't worry. Leave it to me." Brother Zha laughed and hugged Daniel's shoulders: "Let me help you solve tonight's matters first."
At eight o'clock in the evening, downstairs of the No. 32 girls' dormitory of the School of Art, a boy with a crew cut held a bouquet of roses. He was standing among unlit fireworks candles arranged in a heart shape and holding a piece of white paper. He was looking upstairs affectionately.
Zhang Daniu was forcefully dragged to the downstairs of No. 32 by Brother Zha, Awen and Zhang Xin. Daniu immediately hesitated when he saw the formation in front of him.