"Brother is the Eighth Route Army," Brother Zha swung the stool down again.
"Well done, beat these two idiots to death," the entire KFC crowd cheered.
The siren suddenly sounded, and the police car roared over. Who called the police? Damn it, a traitor. Brother Zha didn't have time to find the person who called the police. The police had already come in.
"Someone reported a fight. What's going on?" the leading female police officer asked as she pushed aside the onlookers. When she saw Brother Zha holding a stool, she couldn't help but be startled. Why was it him again?
When Brother Zha saw Fang Tingting, his heart skipped a beat. Damn it, with this little girl here, he would have to go to the police station again.
"Officer Fang, long time no see, my skin is getting better and better," Brother Zha put down his stool and stepped on the island dog's belly with his left foot, rubbing it vigorously.
"Long Xiaozha, stop," Fang Tingting scolded.
Brother Zha said innocently: "Officer Fang, my hands are always in my pockets."
"Long Xiaozha, please come with me to the police station and take those two island dogs, oh, island people," Fang Tingting quickly changed her words and waved her hand. The two policemen behind her came over and laid the two on the ground. The groaning islanders were dragged out.
"Officer Fang, if you have time, I'll treat you to dinner," Brother Zha said with a playful smile.
"Shut up, beat the person to serious injury, you should think about how to solve it, and take him away," Fang Tingting ordered the two of them again and grabbed Brother Zha's arms, one on the left and the other on the right.
"Long Chenfei," Lan Yuxin hurriedly ran over to stop Brother Zha: "You can't take him away, those two people insulted me first,"
Fang Tingting said: "But he beat the person seriously, don't worry, we will handle this matter fairly and justly,"
Brother Zha broke away from the policeman who was holding him, lowered his head and said in Lan Yuxin's ear: "Yuxin, this Officer Fang and I have known each other for a long time. It's okay. Let's watch a midnight movie when I come back."
"I did it too," the tall and strong boy stood up, and Brother Zha secretly praised him.
"Hey, buddy, it's none of your business," Brother Zha said, pushing the tall boy away.
"Take away," Fang Tingting took the lead and walked out. The siren sounded again. Brother Zha was pushed back to the car, and the two island dogs were lying behind.
Brother Zha was smiling playfully, shaking hands with the policeman on the left and talking to the policeman on the right. He was chattering like the Tang Monk in "Journey to the West", and the policemen on the left and right almost collapsed.
Fang Tingting finally couldn't stand it anymore and yelled: "I'm so noisy, sister, shut up."
Brother Zha ignored her anger at all, shook his thigh and asked: "Officer Fang, my nose is itchy, can I pick my nose?"
Fang Tingting felt sick, rolled her eyes at Brother Zha, and said coldly: "You are always causing trouble. Sooner or later, you will be shot."
Brother Zha thought that I was going to run away and no one could catch me. He chuckled and said, "Officer Fang, I have always abided by the law, but as a good citizen, I was really irritated by these two idiots today."
Fang Tingting sat in front and said, "You'd better save your strength and go to the police station to speak."
It was the same police station where he was arrested last time. Brother Zha was familiar with the streets and he didn't forget to nod when he saw a few familiar faces.
In the office, Fang Tingting held a notebook and felt angry in her heart when she saw Brother Zha standing or not. Brother Zha shook his thighs and occasionally took out his crotch. Fang Tingting stretched out her foot and kicked Brother Zha's calf hard.
"Long Xiaozha, tell me what's going on," Fang Tingting took a notebook and asked.
Brother Zha didn't hide anything, he told the truth, and then pretended to be scared and asked Officer Fang for forgiveness.
"Well, those two people really deserve to be beaten, but you were too harsh. I'm afraid it won't be that easy," Fang Tingting said with a nod.
Brother Zha chuckled, and the fear on his face immediately disappeared: "Officer Fang, you are so beautiful,"
Fang Tingting's face turned red and she pretended to be angry: "Shut up, I'm talking to you about business."
Brother Zha replied with a playful smile: "I'm also talking about business,"
Fang Tingting slapped the table and said angrily: "Be more honest, or I'll put you in solitary confinement."
"Don't be angry, Officer Fang. It doesn't look good when you are angry. Yoyoyo, the more you talk, the angrier you get. Look at this blushing person, is he embarrassed?" Brother Zha got more and more angry as he spoke, and Fang Tingting was so angry that she wanted to take out her gun. It broke Brother Zha.
"Chief," at this moment all the police officers in the office suddenly stood up and greeted the people who had just entered the door.
The new director saw Brother Zha as soon as he came in, and then his eyes narrowed. Hey, why does this man look so familiar? "What's going on? I heard your yelling from outside. It scared even the prisoner." If he doesn't stop, just drag him in and give him a good beating to ensure that he stays honest."
Fang Tingting was criticized by the leader. Looking at the playful and smiling Brother Zha, she couldn't help gritting her teeth. The director looked at Brother Zha carefully and asked: "What's your name?"
"Long Xiaozha,"
"Long Xiaozha," the director thought this name was very strange: "This is your name,"
"Oh, this is my trumpet, and the large one is Long Chenfei,"
"Leave this matter to me, you can do other work," the director said, taking the notebook in Fang Tingting's hand.
Fang Tingting said hurriedly: "But he beat two islanders, and they were very serious."
"This matter is serious, I will handle it personally," the director turned sideways and said to Brother Zha: "Come with me,"
"Director, what should we do with those two islanders," Fang Tingting asked.
"Two damn islanders actually caused trouble on our territory, throwing them into the street or stuffing them into the trash can. It's up to you," the director said coldly before entering the office.
Damn, you are indeed the Chinese People's Police. Brother Zha secretly praised him and then entered the director's office.
Brother Zha was followed by two policemen. The chief waved his hand and said, "You guys can get out."
"Yes," they saluted, exited and closed the door.
"Oh, Brother Zha, please take a seat quickly. The people below don't know Brother Zha. How offended." The director's serious face suddenly turned into extremely flattering, and his tone changed from Antarctica to the equator. The change was so fast that it was hard to adapt to it. .
"..." Brother Zha was stunned for a moment.
"Brother Zha, my name is Chen Changfa. I just took office. You did a good job this time. Those island dogs will have to be beaten hard. I was not at the scene. If I were at the scene, I would definitely do it myself," the director boasted very bravely. Pen.
"Okay, Mr. Director, please don't tell me secret words. Now that you recognize me, tell me how you plan to handle this matter." Brother Zha thought to himself that if you were really there, you probably wouldn't even dare to let out a fart.
"Brother Zha, have a cup of tea. The best Tie Guanyin." The director took out the tea and brewed it for Brother Zha: "Brother Zha, I have heard of your name for a long time. When I saw you today, you are indeed majestic, handsome, chic and suave. "
Brother Zha pretended not to hear this flattery: "Is there anything else? Can you leave without me?"
"Haha, Brother Zha, I have something to ask of you," the director said as he stood up.
"Mr. Director, I am just a student. You also have something to ask me for. If your child has learning problems, I will be happy to be his tutor." Brother Zha looked at Chen Changfa expressionlessly. I won't give him a good look.
"Brother Zha, I hope you won't cause too much trouble here. Brother, I don't want to lose my hat." The director held Tieguanyin in his hands and presented it to Brother Zha. If he asks you to tutor my son, my son won't follow. You are just as depraved, the director thought in his mind and still complimented him: "When my son grows up, I will let him study hard with Brother Zha,"
Brother Zha looked at the director for a while, then took Tieguanyin and took a sip: "It is indeed a good tea. Don't worry, I still want to go to school safely."
"That's good, that's good." He knew why his predecessor resigned. He smashed the windows of your house and threw shit into your house in the middle of the night. Who could bear it? "Brother Zha, I'll send a car to take you off."
"No, I want to keep a low profile," Brother Zha opened the door and walked out: "I don't want people to know too much,"
Seeing Brother Zha go away, the director wiped a cold sweat, and I went, but after sending this uncle away, a meeting had to be held, and I tried to have as little involvement in Brother Zha's affairs as possible.
When he came out of the director's office, he happened to bump into Fang Tingting. Brother Zha glanced at her and then looked ahead, walking past her without saying hello.
"Long Xiaozha, where are you going," Fang Tingting shouted.
Brother Zha didn't look back and smiled: "Officer Fang, I'm back to school. Remember to find me if you miss me."
"Director, why did you let him go when he beat someone seriously," Fang Tingting asked when she saw the director at the door of the office.
The director stared and said, "Fang Tingting, do your job well. Didn't I ask you to patrol the streets?"
"Huh," Fang Tingting clenched her fists and went out to push the cart with a look of dissatisfaction.
Brother Zha found a deserted place, used teleportation, and returned to the toilet in the Jiangsu and Zhejiang teaching buildings.
"Damn, after going through this for more than an hour, my Yu Xin must be worried to death," Brother Zha opened the toilet door, took out his cell phone and dialed Lan Yuxin's number.
The phone only rang once and was connected. It seemed that Lan Yuxin must have been waiting for my call. Brother Zha felt warm when he thought of this. She is really my good wife. Brother Zha smiled and said, "Yu Where is your heart?"
"I'm at the entrance of the cinema. Sister Feifei and Xiao Ling'er are here too. We're waiting for you," Lan Yuxin said in a very anxious tone, "Where are you now and when will you come back?"
Brother Zha said: "Silly girl, if I don't come back all night, why don't you wait there all night? I'm fine. I'll come find you in a while. Wait for me for a few minutes. You three are not allowed to leave. Let's play and kiss. game,"
After hanging up the phone, Brother Zha looked up and suddenly felt that something was not right. What was wrong? Brother Zha was confused for a moment and stood there looking at the toilet, feeling very strange.
Why is there no urinal in the men's room? Brother Zha was wondering when a door opened, followed by two deafening screams.
"Rogue!"
"Indecent,"
After Brother Zha shouted the indecent assault, he realized that he had run into the women's restroom. Damn, what happened to the school? The men's and women's restrooms in the teaching building and the laboratory building changed directions. Amitabha, I really didn't mean it.
"Female donor, oh, female classmate, eh, Ouyang Minmin," moving his eyes downward, Brother Zha pointed to her lower body and said, "Minmin, your zipper hasn't been closed yet, what's the pink thing inside? "
"Ah," Ouyang Minmin immediately turned around, "Rogue, get out." When he turned around, he saw that Brother Zha had long disappeared.