"Classmate in the back, what's going on? I've seen you talking in the back since the beginning of class." When the philosophy teacher saw Brother Zha chatting with everyone, he broke off the chalk and threw it over. Over the years, the philosophy teacher has developed the ability to hit the target with perfect accuracy. The chalk hit Brother Zha's forehead steadily and accurately.
Brother Zha stood up and explained to himself: "Teacher, they just said that your lectures were boring and uninspiring, and would make people constipated after listening to them." Brother Zha's words caused the students in the entire classroom to laugh and whisper, and Philosophy The teacher's face had turned red. Brother Zha cleared his throat and continued: "But teacher, your lectures have always been the best in my heart. You are so serious and patient. I feel a sense of gravity when listening to your class." The feeling of being reborn. In the past, I never knew what was subjective and what was objective, let alone looking at the world from a dialectical perspective. Since I studied philosophy with you, I have a new understanding of the world. Teacher, really thank you,"
Li Jun, Jiang Xiaobei, Chen Dongdong, Yang Qi and Xie Ming couldn't help but give thumbs up to Brother Zha. They were shocked by Brother Zha's wit and eloquence. Yang Qi suddenly thought, if he had known that the squad leader was like this before In terms of intelligence, I will never go against him. Based on this, the squad leader cannot afford to offend him.
The philosophy teacher finally breathed a sigh of relief, but he was very concerned about what Brother Zha said before, so he yelled: "I have been teaching for so many years, and this is the first time someone insults me. If you don't want to hear it, you can leave. I won't stop you." ,"
After a while, no one left, and the philosophy teacher said again: "If you really feel that what I am talking about is boring, you can leave, and I promise not to deduct your usual points."
Everyone looked at each other, and then a scene happened that made the philosophy teacher vomit blood. Countless people stood up and started to rush out of the classroom. Soon, there were only a dozen people left in the classroom, and there were more people in the classroom just now. More than three hundred people.
The philosophy teacher held the desk with difficulty and sighed: "Now I finally know that I should retire..."
"Teacher, I apologize to you on their behalf. In fact, your lectures are very good, but there is a generation gap between today's students and you. But look, aren't we still here? From a dialectical point of view, you have gained more than a dozen Good student," Brother Zha stepped forward and used his weak Qi to control the philosophy teacher's rapid breathing.
The philosophy teacher took a serious look at Brother Zha, nodded and said, "You are right, it is enough for a few of Confucius's seventy-two disciples to have very good achievements. You are very good, what is your name?"
Brother Zha immediately replied: "My name is Long Xiaozha, you can call me Xiao Zhazha,"
Li Jun almost vomited, Jiang Xiaobei couldn't hold back his laughter, Xie Ming admired Brother Zha's shamelessness, Chen Dongdong lamented Brother Zha's IQ, and Yang Qi regarded Brother Zha as his idol.
"Little Zhazha, if you have any questions in the future, just ask me. You are a good student and I will remember you. Okay, today's guest will stop here. Class is over." The philosophy teacher picked up the lesson plan and left the classroom. My brother also walked behind.
After being flattered by several people, Brother Zha asked Li Jun: "Brother Jun, the basketball game starts a week before Singles' Day. Now we still have twenty days. I think your injury will be healed in a few days." ,Should we also train?"
Li Jun smiled bitterly and said: "Squad leader, actually we don't know how to play basketball at all."
Jiang Xiaobei said: "Squad leader, we only know basic dribbling, we can't even pass people,"
"Yes, yes," the other three nodded hurriedly.
Brother Zha became anxious: "There is no one in our class who plays basketball, okay?"
Li Jun expressed helplessness: "Basically all the students in our class are very good at studying. In the past, they were all nerds, and no one could do that."
Brother Zha slapped his forehead and cursed: "Damn it, I don't want the finance class to become the laughing stock of Jiangsu and Zhejiang from now on. Forget it, I'll find a way. You guys take good care of your injuries and recover as soon as possible. You know, I'm not going to be too harsh. I'll give it to you the day after tomorrow." I'll gather at the basketball court,"
Xie Ming touched his arm. It was not very serious and almost crippled me. However, he did not dare to refute what Brother Zha said and hurriedly said: "Yes, squad leader."
Brother Zha once heard that there is an underground professional basketball team in Jiangzhou. It is better to find them as a coach, so that he can get a huge improvement in a short time.
Thinking of this, Brother Zha immediately went to the Evernight Nightclub on Sanyu Street and found A Dong.
A Dong was very surprised when he saw Brother Zha. Brother Zha didn't politely say to him, and said directly: "A Dong, your information is the most sensitive. Let me ask you, do you know the underground basketball team in Jiangzhou?"
Adong immediately replied: "Brother Zha, I know the male and female of every fly in Jiangzhou,"
"Don't brag to me, tell me quickly," Brother Zha punched him lightly. These guys had received my true message, and Brother Zha was speechless.
A Dong said: "Underground basketball teams used to be employed by gangs in various streets and often held basketball games for gambling. The most outstanding among them is the Black Gold Men's Basketball Team, which has won the championship five times in a row."
Brother Zha thinks this name is bluffing: "Fuck, the Black Gold Men's Basketball Team, they sound awesome as soon as I hear it. Okay, you contact them quickly and tell them that Longmen will hire them with a high salary."
"Why did Brother Zha think of looking for an underground basketball team?" A Dong asked in confusion.
Brother Zha sighed and said: "The school held a basketball game, but no one in the class knew how to do it, so I wanted to find an underground basketball team as a coach. Those guys are very skilled, ruthless, and good at making fouls without being seen by the referee."
A Dong smiled and said: "It's too easy to find an underground basketball team. Brother Zha, you don't know. Ever since Longmen joined the Jiangzhou underworld, they have become unemployed. Recently, I heard that they have no food to eat and are planning to disband the team and go their separate ways." ,"
"Tell them not to be busy disbanding now, and go to Jiangsu and Zhejiang to find me on Friday afternoon," Brother Zha said after that, "I'll leave the matter to you in Longmen. I have to make sure that nothing happens in Jiangzhou during my school time. Okay. , I’m leaving first,”
He went out to find his own broken electric car, and transferred it together to the vicinity of Jiangsu and Zhejiang. Then he rode the electric car and rushed to school. Brother Zha looked at his car and thought that he would go to the old car repairman at the door of the bathhouse to repair it some other day.
He promised Baili Youyou to collect the medicinal materials, and now they have collected them. It is estimated that the girl is also waiting. Since she promised, she cannot break her promise, not to mention that the girl has been looking forward to it for a long time.
Brother Zha took out his mobile phone and dialed Baili Youyou's number. Baili Youyou's sweet voice came over there. Brother Zha once again felt that Baili Youyou's lack of hair was the biggest regret, so he hurriedly said: "Yuyou, I have prepared all the medicinal ingredients tonight. I will open a room outside and treat you,"
"Get... get a room," Baili Youyou was startled: "Long Xiaozha, do you want to get a room?"
Brother Zha was a little embarrassed, so he laughed to cover it up: "Don't think too much, I'm just treating you. Don't worry, I won't do anything bad."
Baili Youyou laughed and said: "Coward,"
Brother Zha almost jumped into the ditch. I am naked and seductive. I like it. "Yuyou, see you in the evening. I'll be in bed. Oh, no, I'll wait for you at the school gate."
Haha, Brother Zha was very excited. When the power was turned on to the maximum, the speed was still too slow. He turned on the power boost and kicked hard. The squeaking and friction sound was deafening. The passers-by on the roadside couldn't help but yell at me.