The little snake gang is always haunted, and will destroy you sooner or later. Another day, I will go to Brother Niu for a drink and discuss the plan to kill the snake. Brother Zha thought about it, threw the iron rod into the trash can, and went home carrying the fruit.
"Hi, Minmin, look, I bought some fruit," Brother Zha took out the key and opened the door, but no one answered.
Hey, where has this girl gone? Forget it, she is not at home and I will eat by myself. I put the fruit on the table, found a fruit knife, picked up a big pear and started peeling it.
There was a note on the table. Brother Zha picked it up and saw a line of beautiful small words on it: "Long Xiaozha, I'm going home. You can eat by yourself today. See you tomorrow, pig."
Brother Zha was overjoyed and jumped up, doing a disgusting dance, laughing and saying bad things about Ouyang Minmin: "Ouyang Minmin is a fool, babbling, babbling, Ouyang Minmin is a stupid pig, babbling babbling,"
Suddenly a pillow flew over and hit Brother Zha on the head: "Pig, what did you say?"
Brother Zha turned around and saw Ouyang Minmin glaring at him, and couldn't help but be stunned: "You...haven't you gone home?"
"Idiot, that's the message I wrote yesterday. You didn't come back yesterday, right? Okay, say bad things about me behind my back. I'll let you say bad things about me behind my back." Ouyang Minmin picked up the pillow on the sofa and threw it hard on Brother Zha. On the body.
Brother Zha hurriedly dodged: "I don't dare. I don't dare anymore. Just wait for me to cook for you, okay?"
"Then go quickly," Ouyang Minmin pointed at the kitchen and shouted: "Three counts, three, two..."
After dinner was ready, Brother Zha asked with a playful smile: "Ouyang Minmin, did you bring me something delicious when you got home?"
"I'll give you a fart if you want," Ouyang Minmin took a bite of the food and nodded to express that it tasted good.
Three black lines appeared on Brother Zha's forehead. He pulled the plate over and said, "I won't let you eat it."
Ouyang Minmin quickly took out a bag of snacks: "Here you go,"
Brother Zha snorted and said, "Who cares?" After a while, he couldn't resist the temptation and took it over and said, "I'll try it for you to see if it's expired."
"Dang Dang Dang" there was a knock on the door, Ouyang Minmin kicked Brother Zha: "Go, open the door,"
Brother Zha kicked him back and said, "Go ahead, opening the door is a woman's business."
"What the hell, you are using scissors instead of a hammer," Ouyang Minmin said.
Brother Zha yelled: "Scissors," Ouyang Minmin was overjoyed, knowing that Brother Zha would reach out for the baggage, but seeing Brother Zha really reach out for the scissors, she had no choice but to do it again.
Brother Zha shouted: "Scissors," Ouyang Minmin thought you must be cheating this time, but Brother Zha really stretched out the scissors.
Three times in a row, Brother Zha suddenly shouted: "Hammerhead," but Ouyang Minmin had already formed a short-term conditioned reflex and stretched out the scissors. Completely defeated, Ouyang Minmin had no choice but to go over and open the door. When she saw it was Xiaorui, she hurriedly let her in.
Xiaorui complained: "Why did you open the door? What are you doing inside?"
Brother Zha laughed and said, "Do something you love to do,"
Xiaorui immediately said a long "Oh": "I understand, something is wrong,"
Ouyang Minmin hit her and said: "Don't listen to his nonsense. We just used scissors and baggage hammer to decide who loses and who opens the door. But he lost and refused to admit it."
Ouyang Minmin rolled her eyes at Brother Zha and said to Xiaorui: "Xiaorui, why do you want to see me so late?" After saying that, she looked at Brother Zha with an unkind look on her face: "Why don't you go back to your room? Between us girls, It’s inappropriate for you to listen to what I said,”
Brother Zha secretly scolded me, "Why don't you go back to your room?"
Xiaorui laughed and said, "It's okay to let him listen. We have to hand in an assignment. The assignment is to shoot a short film about a couple. It will be handed in the day after tomorrow. However, I searched most of the school and couldn't find a suitable actor. I suddenly thought of you as the heroine, but there is no suitable male protagonist."
Xiaorui suddenly walked up to Brother Zha and said, "Handsome guy, stand up and let me take a look at you."
Brother Zha said: "What are you doing? I'm not your pet. Why should I listen to you?"
"Well, can I help you dress up?" Xiaorui looked at Brother Zha, nodded and asked.
Brother Zha said: "What are you doing? I'm handsome enough. I don't need to dress up. Get out of the way and block me from watching TV."
"You," Xiaorui pointed at Brother Zha and was speechless for a long time.
Ouyang Minmin had long been accustomed to Brother Zha and said hurriedly: "Xiaorui, please ignore him and tell me how to shoot this short film."
Xiaorui said: "I have already chosen the scene. It is in our school. We meet in the teaching building, meet in the study room, and then meet again in the garden while reciting English. Because we always meet, the boy says hello to the girl, and the two chat. After getting up and exchanging contact information, the two went on a date, walking from the teaching building to Xinghai Lake, followed by a poignant narration. The boy studied with the girl every day and memorized English. Slowly, the two became more and more familiar with each other, but One day, the boy did not show up at the usual time, and the girl was very worried. At this moment, the boy appeared with flowers in his hands, confessed, and the two kissed."
Brother Zha hurriedly added: "Then I found a hotel with a beautiful view, got a room, and did what I loved."
The two girls looked at Brother Zha angrily. A good story was ruined by Brother Zha. Brother Zha blinked his eyes and said, "That's what it is. Sooner or later, we will have to take that step."
"Long Xiaozha, if you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb," Ouyang Minmin took off her slippers and threw them over.
Brother Zha hurriedly dodged and said: "You still act like a heroine, it is an insult to the word love,"
Ouyang Minmin shouted: "Shut up,"
Brother Zha suddenly remembered that Xiaorui said there was a kissing scene in it, so he asked: "Xiaorui, do you think it's suitable for me to be the leading actor?"
Xiaorui made a "cut" sound and said, "Don't you think I'm blocking you from watching TV?"
The woman really held a grudge. Brother Zha cursed in his heart, with a smile on his face: "Look carefully, who else in Jiangsu and Zhejiang looks polite and polite besides me?"
Xiaorui almost vomited: "You look like a little gangster at first glance, and you are also polite, but with your appearance, you will definitely look handsome with a little dressing up. I will come over with cosmetics to put makeup on you tomorrow, and you will wear school uniforms tomorrow. "
Ouyang Minmin said in surprise: "No, I don't want to film with this evil person."
Brother Zha said angrily: "Who cares about taking pictures with you? I don't want to give you my first kiss,"
Ouyang Minmin stood up and shouted: "I feel sick when I see you."
Brother Zha immediately retorted: "I feel like throwing up when I hear your voice."
"You shameless person,"
"You ugly monster,"
"Okay," Xiaorui couldn't stand it any longer and asked, "How come you guys hate each other so much and still live together? It's really strange. That's it. I've decided to come to you at eight o'clock tomorrow morning," Xiaorui asked Zha secretly. Brother: "Are you happy that you can kiss Minmin?"
Brother Zha chuckled and said, "Although I suffered a loss, it was because of your homework. Remember to treat me to a meal,"
"You are indeed the best," Xiaorui praised with a thumbs up.
Brother Zha suddenly felt that it would be interesting for Xiaorui and Awen to be together, so he hurriedly asked: "Xiaorui, you don't have a boyfriend yet. I have a good buddy who is handsome, good at studying, and has a great character." No one is good, let me introduce you to him,"
Xiaorui said: "I can tell what your friend is like as soon as I look at you. Forget it, I'm leaving."
Brother Zha has three black lines on his forehead. I wipe it. What do you mean?
"Long Xiaozha, I will never do a kissing scene with you," Ouyang Minmin said.
Brother Zha sighed: "Who cares about kissing you? You have bad breath just by looking at you."
"You...go to hell," Ouyang Minmin picked up a pillow and threw it at Brother Zha. She angrily entered the room and slammed the door.