Brother Zha walked to the living room with Shapi in his arms, glanced at the door, and suddenly began to regret in his heart. I am not a scumbag, but I would think of so many messy things. After just one thought, I will never have the chance to be with Zhao Qingyi again. How many people can only be with Zhao Qingyi? Qing Yi could faint with happiness just by saying a word, but I missed the opportunity to envy countless people.
Then I thought about it, how could I care about one thing and not the other when trying to pick up girls? Since I live across the street, I will be able to seduce her sooner or later. Brother Zha sighed and felt that he is a kind person. He looked at Shapi and thought silently in his heart, it's not me who is carefree, but the old man. Help me pick up girls every day.
He took out his mobile phone and dialed Zhao Qingyi's number: "Hey, hello, I'm not renting anymore. Who knows if you might do something bad in the middle of the night? Bye." He hung up the phone without waiting for the other party to answer. Brother Zha had already imagined it. The other person's surprised expression.
Ouyang Minmin snatched Sharpei away: "Long Xiaozha, don't play with him, he is a bad person."
Brother Zha immediately said: "A dog can clearly see who is a good guy and who is a bad guy. It is better than some people who can't tell the difference between good and bad."
Ouyang Minmin yelled: "You mean I'm not as good as a dog,"
Brother Zha lazily lay on the sofa and turned on the TV: "I didn't say it, you said it yourself. Hey, come and watch "The Love Between Dogs and Humans","
After watching TV for a while, Brother Zha asked: "Hey, Ouyang Minmin, do you have any snacks to share?"
"No, I haven't shopped for several days, and there is no food at home," Ouyang Minmin said, holding Shapi's little paw and patting Brother Zha on the shoulder.
"Really?" Brother Zha leaned over and lay on Ouyang Minmin's lap. Ouyang Minmin pushed hard, but Brother Zha's head was like lead and could not be pushed at all.
"Let me pillow for a while and don't move. Most people would think she'd dirty my hair," Brother Zha said with an unhappy look. When he moved his head, dandruff fell all over Ouyang Minmin's pants.
"You haven't washed your hair in a few days," Ouyang Minmin acquiesced to Brother Zha's rudeness. It was not the first time anyway. She just looked at Brother Zha's dirty head and bit her lip.
Brother Zha looked at Ouyang Minmin's breasts. This angle was just right for observing the size. He couldn't help but swallowed his saliva and smiled: "Minmin, yours are so big."
Ouyang Minmin stood up immediately, and Brother Zha's head slammed on the sofa: "Hey, what are you doing?"
"I'll finish packing in three seconds and go shopping in the supermarket," Ouyang Minmin said and entered the room.
Brother Zha chuckled and said to himself: "It'll be nice if I can touch you anytime."
In the commercial street supermarket, Brother Zha was pushing a cart, and Ouyang Minmin was walking in front. The car was filled with snacks. If he ate so many snacks all day long, he would be poisoned by toxins sooner or later. Brother Zha cursed behind Ouyang Minmin and took a radish. I took a look and found out why girls like to buy radishes, hahahaha.
"Long Xiaozha, why are you smiling so obscenely while holding a carrot?" Ouyang Minmin asked, kicking Brother Zha.
"No, it's nothing, Minmin, do you like carrots?" Brother Zha asked maliciously.
Ouyang Minmin wondered why Brother Zha would ask this question and said, "It's okay. I like to eat carrots and braised pork ribs. Why don't we eat this tonight?"
"Okay, okay, do you want to take the thickest one?" Brother Zha asked with a smile.
"Don't want such a thick one, just this one. It's thin and sweet," Ouyang Minmin said, taking a few carrots about three or four centimeters in diameter and putting them in bags.
Brother Zha laughed even harder: "Minmin, I thought you liked thick ones,"
Ouyang Minmin didn't know what this villain was talking about, so she laughed and continued walking forward, but Brother Zha glanced at Ouyang Minmin with a lewd look.
After turning around, Brother Zha suddenly saw Li Jun and Jiang Xiaobei standing in front of the women's underwear shelf, whispering, pushing the cart and bumping into Li Jun, and said: "What are you two doing? You have a fetish." Quirks are better bought for the girl in your heart,"
Li Jun was shocked and ashamed when he saw Brother Zha: "Haha, monitor, what a coincidence, are you here to buy underwear for your wife?"
Brother Zha scolded: "You two perverts, tell me, what are you doing here, I only give you three seconds to hesitate, 2, 3,"
"Squad leader, where is 1?" Jiang Xiaobei asked.
Brother Zha said: "I always like to count from 2. Time has passed. It seems that you haven't experienced the feeling of flying for a long time." His fingers clacked loudly, and Brother Zha showed his tiger teeth and looked very ferocious.
Jiang Xiaobei hurriedly begged for mercy: "Squad leader, let me tell you, we are actually studying why these bras are different sizes and styles. I just took a sneak peek and they felt different."
Brother Zha picked up a tomato and stuffed it into Jiang Xiaobei's mouth: "You pervert, go back to the ancient dog website and search it. Do you want to be scolded by the girls as a shameless person while standing here? Li Jun, you are standing here like a big and thick man. Do you want to be the spokesperson for women's underwear? Do you want me to help you put on a pair of three-point underwear?"
The two of them ran away in a hurry. Brother Zha laughed and said, "I can only buy it for my babies after I drive you away."
However, when his fingers were about to touch a bra, Ouyang Minmin shouted: "Long Xiaozha, what are you doing here? You are really perverted."
Brother Zha withdrew his hand as fast as lightning, turned around and looked at Ouyang Minmin with a fierce look on his face and said, "If you keep your voice down, you could die."
"What are you doing here? You must be doing something obscene," Ouyang Minmin said, squinting at Brother Zha.
Brother Zha suddenly smiled and said: "Minmin, I am buying you a piece of underwear as a gift. I looked around and found that there is nothing suitable for you. They are all too small."
Ouyang Minmin blushed instantly: "Long Xiaozha, did you sneak around when I was sick that day?"
Brother Zha was shocked: "Who touched you? If I touch you, my hands will be broken. They are as small as sesame seeds. Who cares? I don't think there is any need to buy them. I can just put on two drops of ink when I go back."
"You," Ouyang Minmin picked up the tomato and stuffed it into Brother Zha's mouth.
Brother Zha took a bite and said, "These organic tomatoes are delicious, green and safe. Do you want one too?" As he said this, he chose a piece of underwear and put it in the car.
Ouyang Minmin asked: "What are you doing with this? Do you have a special hobby?"
Brother Zha glared at her and said, "I bought it as a gift."
"To whom," Ouyang Minmin asked hurriedly.
"I won't give it to anyone. If I give it to you, I'll give you a bottle of ink. Just put two drops on it when you use it. It hurts. What are you doing?" He punched Brother Zha hard and left angrily.
"You get angry so easily and you will age quickly. Be careful when you get up tomorrow morning and you will turn into an old lady," Brother Zha shouted loudly from behind, but Ouyang Minmin ignored him.
"Hey, hey, look, the squad leader has a new kid," Li Jun took a bag of snacks and happened to see Brother Zha holding Ouyang Minmin from the corner.
Jiang Xiaobei secretly took a snow ice and stuffed it into his mouth. Hearing Li Jun's words, he hurriedly asked: "Where is it?" Looking in the direction Li Jun pointed, sure enough, the squad leader was holding hands with a girl.
"Let me go, the class monitor is really awesome. He only looks for beauties. This girl is a hundred times prettier than those dinosaurs in our class," Jiang Xiaobeizi said, nodding her head.
Li Jun snorted and said: "It's better to look good quietly. Hey, should you tell the squad leader's other girlfriend? The squad leader will definitely look ugly then,"
Jiang Xiaobei still remembered the pain of the last beating and hurriedly persuaded him: "Li Jun, do you think you have lived too long? Be careful of the monitor beating you."
Li Jun hurriedly said: "I'm just saying, the squad leader is a madman, who dares to mess with him, let's go, be careful the squad leader will get mad again when he sees us,"
All the way home, Ouyang Minmin ignored Brother Zha. No matter what Brother Zha said, Ouyang Minmin would not even look at him. Brother Zha told her several disgusting jokes but it had no effect, so she had to follow behind with her things. , started to be silent, holding Sanjiang in his mouth and puffing out clouds. Brother Zha thought to himself, women are really animals that cannot be messed with. I have so many things to hold, and there is not even a word of comfort. Damn, I want to eat carrots and braised pork ribs at night. , go and play with a radish yourself.
Carrying two extra large plastic bags, he followed behind Ouyang Minmin. No one doubted that he was Ouyang Minmin's follower. Li Qianqian, a classmate with heavy makeup, was walking on the road. When she saw Brother Zha, she hurriedly shouted: " Monitor, you went shopping and bought so many delicious things,"
Brother Zha thought to himself that the last time you asked Brother Hu to flatter me, I still haven’t settled the accounts with you. I won’t hit you because you are a woman, but it is actually a glorious thing for a girl to take the initiative to say hello to you. Brother Zha immediately said hypocritically : "Come here and give you some,"
"Okay," Li Qianqian hurried over, and Brother Zha took out a pack of broad beans and gave it to her.
After walking a few steps, An Jing with an afro passed by. Brother Zha gave her another bag of snacks. Strangely, Ouyang Minmin didn't object.
Until Luo Yuxuan passed by with a drawing board on his back, Brother Zha took the initiative to shout: "Yuxuan, come here, I bought a lot of delicious food, let me share some with you."
Ouyang Minmin grabbed the plastic bag and said, "No,"
"Why," Brother Zha immediately asked, "Why didn't you say anything just now? I already told you how you wanted me to behave."
Ouyang Minmin didn't answer, and left with her things. Brother Zha shouted: "Hey, at least give me one bag, I can share mine."
Luo Yuxuan walked by and asked, "Long Xiaozha, where are the snacks?"
Brother Zha said awkwardly: "This...this, I'll give it to you next time. You saw it too, and it was all snatched away by the tigress."
"She is a tigress. Isn't that Ouyang Minmin? Are you familiar with her?" Luo Yuxuan asked, looking at Ouyang Minmin in the distance and then at Brother Zha.
Brother Zha laughed: "I'm not familiar with her, I just met her and saw her carrying a lot of things, so I helped her out of sympathy. When I called you just now, she probably thought I was calling my girlfriend."
Luo Yuxuan's expression changed: "You have a girlfriend,"
Brother Zha didn't hide anything, he just said: "Well, what's the matter? Shouldn't I have a girlfriend if I'm so handsome?"
"Oh, Long Xiaozha, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first," Luo Yuxuan said with a smile and turned around to leave.
Brother Zha saw Ouyang Minmin walking away and hurriedly chased after him.
"Hey, Ouyang Minmin, do you still want to eat carrot stewed pork ribs," Brother Zha asked as he opened the door.
"eat,"
"Then don't be so embarrassed. It's like I owe you millions. I will participate in the quarter-finals tomorrow. Will you come and cheer me on?" After opening the door, Brother Zha took the plastic bag and said.
"No, I'm going to cheer for Big Bear. Big Bear is my idol," Ouyang Minmin said with her hands clasped together and her eyes blinking.
"Okay, just do whatever you want. I'll still cook for you. Hey, you have no conscience," Brother Zha said with a sad look on his face.
"I don't understand what conscience is."
Brother Zha: "..." Then he picked up the kitchen knife and slashed hard at the ribs.