When he was at the Dragon Group headquarters, Chen Cai looked at Liu Yi with a guilty look on his face and said, "If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have joined the Dragon Group."
"Okay, it's okay, don't take it too seriously."
Liu Yi patted Chen Cai on the shoulder, "Didn't I come here because I heard that you can get a lot of money here every month? Hehehehe..."
Long San has promised that the members of the Long Group are national civil servants and have all five insurances and one housing fund.
Liu Yi has not touched most of the funds of the Red Scarf Army, leaving them for the Red Scarf Army to make development plans. The small treasury in his hand is just the scraps of the Red Scarf Army's funds, plus he is doing tasks in the Hunter Center
income.
As long as he can make money and doesn't harm nature, Liu Yi will do it.
"Thank you anyway...boss..."
Chen Cai thought Liu Yi was just saying polite words, but he was very moved and said, "From now on, my life will be given by you, boss. If you go east, I will never go west. If you want to beat a dog, I will never steal it."
chicken."
"Damn, don't say it so disgustingly, but I do want to ask you, where did you get your super powers?"
Liu Yi was still a little curious about Chen Cai's ability to survive.
"This... hehe..."
Chen Cai suddenly burst into laughter, his smile somewhat wretched.
"Damn, what's your answer? Tell me quickly!"
"That...boss, actually that day was like this..."
Chen Cai coughed twice, then looked around to see if there was no one around, and then lowered his voice and explained.
"That day... I was playing masturbation with my friends... Suddenly a video of my buddy popped up for me. I was annoyed. He said he had something good for me to watch... Then I opened the website and found that it was a video of someone dancing.
That girl... Wow, that little figure, that little butt that shook, I was so thirsty at the time... I subconsciously reached for the water... As a result, I accidentally touched the water glass and spilled it, and then the computer connected
Electricity, electricity caused me to die...after I woke up, it was like this."
Chen Cai's words made Liu Yi almost spit out blood.
"I'm wiping it. Are you sure you didn't spill water when you touched the paper?"
Liu Yi looked at Chen Cai with contempt.
"Boss, I swear, absolutely not, I really want to drink water!"
Chen Cai hurriedly said, "And boss, the main problem... In fact, what I am best at is not summoning heroes... but..."
"But what?"
"It's Plants vs. Zombies..."
"Fuck..."
Liu Yi almost spurted blood.
Chen Cai coughed twice, and then said, "My sister played this game... I grabbed it halfway and started playing, so the game is still hanging..."
"I think this is too weird... Just let me digest it..."
Liu Yi covered his forehead and said.
"It's okay, boss. You can digest it slowly. We have plenty of time anyway!"
The way Chen Cai smiled was so vulgar.
At this moment, the little nurse's delicate voice came from the door of the room where they were waiting.
"Two handsome guys came out for a test."
"Let's go."
Liu Yi waved and said.
"It's frustrating. We were obviously invited to join the dragon group, but we still have to test it."
Chen Cai curled his lips and said.
"It doesn't matter, you just get used to it."
Liu Yixin said that when he joined the hunter organization, he had to take the assessment. This should be a routine.
"Two handsome guys, this test is actually very simple. You will definitely pass it."
The little nurse seemed to be worried that the two of them would think too much, so she comforted her by saying, "This is just a formality. Even if we are the boss, we can't give you the green light directly. This kind of thing... well, it's just like taking the civil service exam.
Even if the director's daughter takes the civil service exam, she has to rely on her own ability! If her father takes the exam, it will be useless!"
"Okay, I admit that what you said makes sense. For the sake of the beauty, I won't care about it!"
Chen Cai smiled and nodded, "How will the assessment be conducted?"
Liu Yi sent all kinds of contemptuous looks, this guy simply doesn't want his moral integrity! Alas, it's sad, there are so few knowledgeable people like him now!
"It's very simple, handsome guys, come with your sister."
The little nurse smiled sweetly and said, "Oh, by the way, my sister's name is Ling Yunxi! Our silly big guy, the one who can petrify, is called Chen Zhenggang. Our captain is called Long San, um, and there are some other members,
I will slowly introduce it to you at that time.”
"Hehe...it doesn't matter to others, can I call you nurse sister, hehehe..."
Chen Cai smiled obscenely at Ling Yunxi, and Liu Yi covered his face, unable to bear to look at him.
"Okay, little brother..."
Ling Yunxi covered her mouth and laughed.
"I'm not a little brother! I'm going to college in September!"
Chen Cai puffed up his chest and said.
"Hehe, yes, yes, my little brother is growing up, let me touch him!"
Ling Yunxi said, reaching out and touching Chen Cai's head a few times.
"My little brother is so good..."
Liu Yi almost spit out his blood, these two living treasures...
It’s just a perfect match!
The three people walked all the way through the corridor and came to a spacious hall.
Long San was sitting on the side of the hall, and there were a few people who looked like examiners sitting next to him.
These people have typical examiner faces! The old man and the old lady looked at Liu Yi and the others with serious faces.
"Mistress, are these the two newcomers you strongly recommend?"
An old man curled his lips and said, "You look very young. You don't seem to be good at it."
Liu Yi could hardly hold back his laughter.
Long San was actually called Xiao San, hahaha... Isn't it so funny!
Long San also seemed a little confused on his face. He coughed twice and said, "These two newcomers are still very good. I, Long San, never recommend people randomly."
"Then let's perform."
The old man pouted and said, "Come on, let's perform."
"Feel sorry."
Liu Yi saw that the old man was a little unhappy, and he spoke like an official leader, who did he think he was?
I'm not your subordinate yet, okay?
It's really, really unpleasant...
"My power is not for performing, but for killing."
Liu Yi folded his arms and said rudely. Damn it, you are still performing a show, pretending that I am playing monkey, or pretending that I am here to participate in a condolence performance in a nursing home.
Long San's face was a little stiff, he didn't expect Liu Yi to speak so directly.
"Asshole! Do you know who I am?"
"Who do you love, it's none of my business!" Liu Yi curled his lips, this old guy took himself too seriously.
"How presumptuous! Long San, is this the new man you are looking for? He is so rude to me! I want you to arrest him immediately!"
"Old man, believe it or not, I could easily kill you before he arrested me."
Liu Yi didn't know when he sat on an empty seat next to the old man.
The old man suddenly became hairy all over and was so frightened that he almost fell under the chair.
"you you you……"
"Let me tell you, I joined the Dragon Group and was invited by Long San! I'm not here to perform for you, but to protect my family and the country. If you insist on me performing, I can only perform how to kill
is you."
As he spoke, Liu Yi stretched out a finger and gently tapped the old man's temple.
Plop!
The old man finally couldn't bear it anymore and sat down on the ground.
"you you you……"
"I, I, I, what's wrong with me, don't you want me to perform?"
Liu Yi chuckled.
"Liu Yi... stop making trouble."
Yuan Zhenyue happened to come in from the side. Seeing this scene, she hurriedly said.
This kid is so lawless, even their proctor dares to bully him like this!
"Sister Yuan, he wants me to perform...I already said I won't perform, so it's not my fault!"
Liu Yi shrugged his shoulders, looking innocent.
A group of people vomited blood, this guy is really shameless...
"Okay, okay, we have seen it, your ability is indeed outstanding..."
The other examiners hurriedly gave Liu Yi a pass, but no one dared to say anything.
In the Dragon Group, many agents actually have very unique personalities. To put it bluntly, this place is almost like a gathering place for criminals! The people who exist in this place are all very strong! The only one who can restrain them is
A patriotic heart.
"I hope you can use your abilities to protect your home and country!"
A female examiner said something nice, "What about the other little guy...do you...want to prove your ability?"
"OK."
Chen Cai nodded, stretched out his hand, and summoned a pair of red and tender cherries on the ground.
"Such a pair of tiny cherries! They are useful!"
The examiner who was frightened before now became more imposing now, staring and said, "We want agents, not fruit farmers!"
"Don't underestimate my pair of cherries, they are very powerful!"
Chen Cai quickly emphasized.
"I want to see what Cherry is so powerful about!"
The old man said and walked over to the cherry.
"Ah! Don't go there, it's dangerous!"
"Why didn't I see the danger? I..."
Before the old man finished speaking, the cherry suddenly expanded violently, turning into a large cherry over one meter in the blink of an eye, and then exploded!
It was like a grenade. Fortunately, the room was big and the old man was far away!
But even so, the old man's body was swept away by the air wave set off by the explosion.
The old man fell to the ground and fell unconscious.
"This...I have tried to persuade him..."
Chen Cai tried his best to explain, but looking at the smile on his lips, it looked like he was doing it on purpose.
Liu Yi secretly gave his brother a thumbs up, and Chen Cai also winked at Liu Yi.
"Hurry up and take the old leader for treatment..."
Long Sanyi waved and then said excitedly, "Although there was a little accident during the assessment, I am still very satisfied with your two abilities! I already knew a lot when we fought before, and I know even more now.
Welcome to join the third team of the dragon group. I am your captain Long San. You can just call me head in the future."
"The third dragon team, so we have other teams?"
Liu Yi couldn't help but ask.
"Actually, there are only three teams."
Long San smiled and said, "The three teams are divided according to their strength... It can be said that our team is the weakest and performs the simplest tasks..."
"Oh no, we actually entered the weakest team!"
Chen Cai wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Hehe... So, you two should improve your strength quickly. Once your strength increases, I can suppress those two guys..."
Long San chuckled, and Liu Yi suddenly felt as if he was on a pirate ship!