The beauty pushed out her breasts and said proudly to Liu Yi.
I'll rub it!
Liu Yi broke out in a cold sweat.
This is the first time in my life that I have heard someone make such a strange request!
Could it be that this is what the legend says, that there are all kinds of wonders in the world!
"Okay, why do you ask to die?"
Liu Yi stretched out his hand and pinched the beauty's face.
For some reason, Liu Yi couldn't help but want to tease the beautiful woman in front of him as she looked as proud as a little peacock.
"asshole!"
The beauty slapped Liu Yi's hand away and stared at Liu Yi hatefully.
"Yes, my first name is Bastard and my nickname is Rogue. How do you know me?"
Liu Yi blinked with a smile.
"Who knows you? What's your name? Let's fight again if you can!"
As she spoke, the beauty raised her hands and took a fighting stance.
"Why do girls always like to fight and kill? It's so bad."
"You have to take care of it! Who said girls can't fight! Let me tell you, I just let you go, but if I get serious, even I will be scared!"
The beauty puffed up her face and said angrily.
"Yes, yes, then please spare the life of the heroine and let the little one go."
"Who wants to spare you...you thief..."
The beauty gave Liu Yi a very unhappy look.
"I spared your life, and I hope you can keep it a secret for me."
Liu Yi knew that this was a bit embarrassing. Although the dead man's mouth was the strongest, Liu Yi still felt like taking a gamble.
"snort!"
The beauty didn't know whether she agreed or not, she just snorted and then her eyes fell on Liu Yi's hand.
"Is it just for this painting that you spent so much time here?"
"Also... you can say that."
Liu Yi felt that stealing the elixir was a bit embarrassing. Since he wanted to be a thief, he should be a more elegant thief.
"I am also an artistic person who pursues elegance. This painting is very worthy of appreciation. I hung it on my bedside after I returned home and looked at it three times a day."
"Shameless..."
The beauty's face turned red again for some reason, and she cursed.
"Get out of here! Don't let me see you again! Otherwise, I'll beat you every time you watch!"
"Oh? Do you want to hit me or get beaten?"
"asshole!"
Liu Yi hurriedly stopped teasing, and quickly used the Sumeru method to temporarily turn the scroll into a ring, put it on his finger, and then turned into a black butterfly and flew out of the tower.
"Don't let me see you again!!!"
You can still hear the beauty’s roar behind you!
By the way, this beauty is good at everything, why is she so masculine!
I also like to dress up as a boy! How nice it would be to dress up like a girl An An!
Pity!
Liu Yi sighed and flew back to the guest courtyard.
Headmaster Liu Haisheng and senior sister Chen Keqing seemed to be still resting in the room. Liu Yi quietly slipped back into his room and breathed a sigh of relief.
Damn...what happened today was too thrilling, and Ai Ling actually made a fool of me. But luckily I stole the painting back, which is a consolation...
Wait...there seems to be something wrong!
Liu Yi suddenly turned pale with fright, and then he had thoughts of murder!
Damn it! What kind of painting is it that I want to steal?
Those eight elixirs are still in Ai Ling's hand! Damn it! Didn't I go through all the trouble in vain?
Ai Ling! You can do it!
Liu Yi took a deep breath for a long time and practiced breathing techniques repeatedly before he finally calmed down.
Ai Ling should have come to participate in the Tianxia Taoist Conference, so she will not leave here until the end of the Tianxia Taoist Conference.
During this period, I should find an opportunity to ask for the elixir from Ai Ling. If she dares not to give it to her, I will go all out to grab it!
Liu Yi sighed, took out the scroll hidden by Xumifa, and looked at it sadly.
This is my only gain today, and it’s still a picture of an ugly girl.
I don’t know how ugly it is…
Liu Yi couldn't help but slowly opened the scroll, took a look, and immediately trembled.
Cio! There is no ugly girl in this painting, she is clearly a peerless beauty!
And... and... isn't this painting the same beautiful woman dressed as a man just now...
There seems to be a line of poetry written underneath.
"Don't forget that there are so many changes in the world, there are still orchids blooming in the heart of the Tao."
"Gift to my daughter Moran."
wipe?
Looking at the vigorous and powerful font, it is obvious that he is a man!
When a grown man sends pictures of beauties to his daughter, isn't this a sign of a love affair with a girl?
Heavy taste, heavy taste... But the beauty in the painting... Well, she should be called Mo Lan, she is dressed in white and as tender as water.
The man and the woman I saw just now are clearly two different people, okay!
Are you sure she doesn't have a twin sister?
If not...then no wonder her expression was so strange when she heard that she wanted to appreciate this painting every day.
What's the big difference between this kind of thing and taking someone's photo, putting it on the screen of your mobile phone, and masturbating to it three times a day?
A gangster...I am really going to degenerate into a gangster...
Liu Yi sighed repeatedly and carefully put away the scroll.
It seems that this is all a misunderstanding. Please find a time in the future to return this painting to Ms. Moran.
Liu Yi put away the paintings and was about to hold the quilt and cry when there was a knock on the door.
Chen Keqing shouted outside the door.
"You brat, get up and have your meal!"
Hey! Can't you do it in a gentler way?
Ah, no, please wake yourself up in a gentle way! After all, I haven’t slept either!
Liu Yi shook his head, opened the door, and saw Chen Keqing and Liu Haisheng already dressed and standing outside the door waiting for him.
"Liu Yi, I will take you to meet some seniors from other sects later. Remember not to forget the etiquette of our Immortal Yang Palace."
Liu Haisheng reminded him while stroking his gray and white beard.
"If you know the leader, you will definitely not lose the face of Yangxian Palace."
Liu Yi responded quickly.
Alas, being in a sect is troublesome. It's better to dress up as the Blood Emperor. When you see someone you like, you can say, "My name is Blood Emperor, hello." When you see someone you don't like, just say, "I am a blood emperor."
Emperor, what do you want? If you don’t accept it, let’s have a fight!
Now that he was a disciple of Yangxian Hall, he had to be more careful. Therefore, Liu Yi and Chen Keqing followed Liu Haisheng out of the small building honestly.
There was already a boy standing there outside, waiting to lead the people from the Yangxian Hall to the Jushou Hall.
Liu Yi has already seen this Tianxia Villa, and it is indeed very big.
After walking for more than ten minutes, we arrived at the Jushou Hall.
Because there were so many people attending the Taoist meeting, the longevity gathering hall was also very grand and huge.
The golden-red hall is filled with tables and chairs, and a huge round table in the front has the words Head's Seat written on it!
Everyone else was dining at other tables, so the location was more casual.
Liu Yi and Chen Keqing found a seat and sat down, but when they turned around, they both looked unhappy.
I saw Liu Haisheng standing awkwardly next to the already full head seat. On his seat, sitting impressively was a concubine of Jiang Xiao, the head of the Tianzhong Sect!
Jiang Xiao completely ignored Liu Haisheng beside him, and hugged his delicate concubine, shouting everywhere.
"Look, everyone, this is my new concubine. Isn't she very beautiful and young? Hahaha..."
The heads next to him were obviously in the same league as Jiang Xiao, and they responded with laughter.
"Yes, yes, Master Jiang is so lucky!"
"It seems that Master Jiang needs to learn some skills in dual cultivation. Otherwise, how can he afford to have so many wives and concubines!"
"Master Jiang is simply a role model for men like us!"
In addition to these sect bosses who were fond of others, there were also some sect bosses who were watching with cold eyes, some were gloating about his misfortune, and some could only look pitiful, but no one stepped forward to speak for Liu Haisheng.
Liu Haisheng stood there, neither sitting nor walking.
The head of Yangxian Hall hesitated for a long time and then asked.
"Headmaster Jiang..."
"Come on, baby, eat this!"
"Come on, try this again, you can't get it at home!"
Jiang Xiao acted as if she couldn't hear her. She hugged her concubine and kept picking up vegetables for her to eat.
Liu Haisheng had no choice but to sigh and walked towards Liu Yi. It seemed that he planned to sit with Liu Yi and the others.
"That's unreasonable!"
Chen Keqing immediately stood up, but was pushed back by Liu Yi.
"Why does Senior Sister need to take action on such a trivial matter? Leave it to me!"
With that said, Liu Yi walked behind Jiang Xiao in a few steps, then pressed Jiang Xiao's head with one hand, and with a bang, in front of everyone's astonished eyes, he directly pushed Jiang Xiao's head into a dish.
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"Come on, Master Jiang, try this. I guess you haven't eaten it before."
After Liu Yi finished pressing the button, he clapped his hands and said with a smile.
Suddenly, the hall fell silent.
Soon, everyone in Tianzhongmen stood up, pulled out the epee behind them one by one, and walked towards Liu Yi.
The owner of Tianxia Villa, who was sitting in the top position, suddenly became pale.
"Everyone go back!"
Jiang Xiao pulled his face out of the plate. It was greasy and there were shredded meat hanging on it, but he didn't have time to care and shouted quickly.
After hearing the words from their master, the disciples had no choice but to sit back.
But Jiang Xiao himself was extremely angry. He wiped the oil stains from his face and glared at Liu Yi fiercely.
"Boy, do you want to die?"
"Huh? Why did you say that?"
Liu Yi looked very surprised, "I saw that Mr. Jiang was enjoying his meal, so he kindly introduced a hot dish to Mr. Jiang to try. Why is Mr. Jiang so angry?"
"I think you are deliberately looking for trouble!"
Jiang Xiao clenched her fists, her teeth itching with hatred.
"Well, since Master Jiang you asked so sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy."
Liu Yi imitated Team Rocket's lines and said with a smile, "Yes, I'm here to cause trouble. As for the reason for making trouble, I don't need to say more. I am Liu Yi, the thirteenth generation disciple of Yangxian Palace. I am standing here now.
Here, if you, Master Jiang, want to fight or kill you, just tell the truth, and I, Liu Yi, will follow. If I am afraid of you today, I, Liu Yi, will cut off my meridians and withdraw from the world of immortality!"