Zhang Meixin was also a little dazed, obviously unaware of her unintentional gesture, which made Liu Yi almost go crazy.
"Okay, found it!"
Zhang Meixin took out a piece of paper and a pen from the drawer, then sat down at the table and spread out the paper.
"What are you going to do?"
Liu Yi was a little confused.
"Of course I'm going to make an agreement with you!"
Zhang Meixin glanced at Liu Yi, "Do you think you can live in peace with a girl? Of course there must be some rules!"
As she said that, she turned her pen and thought, "Well, first of all, there is the issue of using the toilet... When I am not at home, you can use the toilet casually. But when I am at home, if you want to use the toilet, you must first follow
I just have to declare it!”
"I'll wipe it. Are you crazy? You have to declare when you go to the toilet?"
Although the immortal body does not need to go to the toilet at all, Liu Yi still feels that his human rights have been completely insulted!
"Of course, there is only one toilet in the house. What if you want to go to the toilet when I need to use it? I can't go to the toilet for a long time after you finish using it. I will be so worried!"
"Holy shit..."
"Furthermore, every night from 8 to 10 o'clock is my absolute bathing time. During this time, the bathroom is not open to you! If you dare to come in, don't say that I am rude to you!"
After saying that, Zhang Meixin stood up, stretched out one of her beautiful legs, stepped on the chair, then pressed her hands on the table, and gave Liu Yi a rogue look, as if she wanted to scare Liu Yi.
But she didn't know that her panty was really a little tight, and when she spread her legs, a playful little black hair stuck out from her panty.
Liu Yi quickly withdrew his gaze and recited the Buddhist Heart Sutra silently.
The color of relics is not different from emptiness, and emptiness is not different from color. Color is emptiness, and emptiness is color...
"Then comes the kitchen. Can you cook?"
Zhang Meixin looked at Liu Yi and asked.
"Yes……"
"Okay then, you cook every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!"
"Oh, why do I have to work an extra day? Are you responsible for 246?"
"No, we will eat in the cafeteria on 246."
"Oh no, are you seeking death? This is an unequal jump. I will never accept it!"
Liu Yi began to defend his human rights.
"I'm asking for your opinion again. These are the terms you must abide by when you move in! Young man, what else do you want? Living with a beautiful woman will make you smile even in your dreams!"
"I almost want to resign now!"
"Is it that exaggerated? Well, let's abolish the cooking rule!"
Zhang Meixin reluctantly crossed this item off the paper, "But I'm really getting tired of the food in the cafeteria..."
"I will cook a big meal for you once a week, just as a thank you gift for living with you, how about it?"
"Humph, you have some conscience!"
Zhang Meixin nodded with satisfaction, her chest pressed on the table, as plump as a small watermelon, Liu Yi's mouth watered when he saw it.
Damn... why is this girl so big? Even Wang Lele is no match for her!
It’s not scientific, what did you eat when you grew up?
Liu Yi was studying scientific issues, and Zhang Meixin wrote further.
"The bedroom belongs to me, and the sofa belongs to you. You are not allowed to enter the bedroom without my permission!"
Zhang Meixin wrote succinctly.
"Don't worry...I won't run into your bedroom if nothing happens!"
Liu Yi quickly declared, "There is no gold in your bedroom, why should I run to your bedroom!"
"You can't say for sure. For you boys who are in puberty, girls' underwear is your magic weapon for masturbating!"
Zhang Meixin said solemnly.
"Holy shit, this is pure nonsense!"
Liu Yi immediately refuted this unfounded statement, "Teacher Zhang, you are insulting all of us men! I will sue you for defamation!"
"I've seen it in online novels! He didn't run away!"
"Damn it, what kind of immoral novel is this?"
"What's it called "Fake Doctor"... In short, you can sue one by one! Anyway, I have to be careful with you! I am a girl. Although I can do magic, I can't compare with you, a Chinese law enforcement officer!
"
Zhang Meixin felt a burst of despair when she thought of Liu Yi's current status.
It can be said that if Liu Yi wanted to use force on her, she would have no choice but to accept it with tears.
Not to mention the law enforcement officer, just the dragon gene in his body is the strongest among the twelve zodiac signs!
Alas, was it right or wrong to add him to the zodiac back then? If something really happened, Zhang Meixin, do you think you were seeking your own death?
Zhang Meixin wanted to slap herself, but she was afraid of pain and held back.
"Anyway, that's all I have to say for now. If I want to add something, I will add it at any time."
Zhang Meixin said and stuck the piece of paper on her bedroom door, "If you don't comply, huh, then you will have no choice but to be kicked out of here by me!"
"Okay, I'll try my best to abide by it!"
Liu Yi shrugged his shoulders. He really didn't expect that sharing a house would be so troublesome. What's going on above? Putting himself and Zhang Meixin together, isn't this causing trouble for himself?
Although sharing a house with a beautiful woman is very exciting, troubles will follow one after another.
I hate so many troublesome things now. I originally wanted to take advantage of my free time as an instructor to practice my skills.
Train the Nine Yang Divine Power to the ninth level as soon as possible, so that you can fight against that damn great god leader.
Liu Yi only wonders about one thing now: why does the Great Master know his own moves so clearly?
Could it be that this guy has already cultivated to the highest level of Buddhism, the Six Divine Powers?
The so-called six supernatural powers refer to the six great powers. The first is the power of divine feet, the second is the power of divine eyes, the third is the power of heavenly ears, the fourth is the power of other minds, the fifth is the power of destiny, and the sixth is the power of all leakages.
This great leader may have mastered his mind power, or a more powerful destiny power!
His mind power can know what is thinking in the hearts of sentient beings in the six paths, and his destiny power can know all the fateful reincarnations and actions of sentient beings in the six paths. It is very powerful!
Since the Great God Leader knows everything about himself... it is probably related to these two magical powers.
Liu Yi made up his mind that after he obtained complete Buddhist power, he would also practice Buddhist mental skills, and maybe he would be able to comprehend one of the six supernatural powers.
The divine foot power can appear anywhere at will, which can be called the art of teleportation! The celestial eye power can see through the pain and joy of living beings in the six realms. It can look up to the nine heavens and down to the eighteen levels of hell. There is no escape. The celestial ear power can hear.
All the joy, anger, sorrow and joy of the incident are no different from the Shunfeng Er in the Calabash Baby.
As for the last one, it is a powerful magical power!
By cultivating the ability to clear all leaks, you can transcend the three realms and six realms, become immortal, and gain the full power of your supernatural powers!
"Hey hey hey, what are you thinking about?"
Zhang Meixin talked a lot more, but found that Liu Yi was not listening, and she was a little dissatisfied, "You can slip away from a chat with a big beauty, you deserve to masturbate for the rest of your life!"
"ah?"
Liu Yi woke up with a start, and when he heard Zhang Meixin's sarcasm, he immediately laughed.
"We also have girlfriends, okay?"
Liu Yi patted his chest.
"You're too young! You have to die to show affection!"
Zhang Meixin snorted, Liu Yi's words just made her heart hurt!
She is so old and has never had a boyfriend!
As I said before, Zhang Meixin failed in several relationships, and no man could accept her crazy things.
Especially when she talks about dissecting corpses while eating, she looks so excited!
"It's getting late, I'm going to bed! I took a shower today, you can use the bathroom."
Zhang Meixin seemed a little tired. She stretched and then walked towards her bedroom. She did not forget to lock the door after entering.
Liu Yi was helpless, Khan, did this girl really think she could do anything by force?
Although I am a little flirtatious, I am definitely not obscene! I cannot do such shameless things.
Liu Yi had been busy all day and took a break. He didn't think about anything else and lay down on the sofa. Then he closed his eyes and entered the virtual realm of spiritual consciousness, where he began to practice.
Liu Yi sat cross-legged in his own conscious world, with nine little suns floating behind him.
The light of the second sun is getting stronger and stronger, and it will take less than half a month for Liu Yi to open the second sun spiral.
By then, his Celestial Transformation can be stronger and last longer.
A real man must endure!
When Liu Yi started practicing, Zhang Meixin tossed and turned in bed, unable to sleep.
She felt that she should take the initiative and let Liu Yi know how powerful she was!
Otherwise, by the time he bullies you, it will be too late!
After Zhang Meixin made her decision, she clapped her hands and began to wait for late night to fall.
It wasn't until after twelve o'clock at night that Zhang Meixin slowly left the bed, only bought a pair of pajamas, quietly opened the door, and then slipped into the living room.
Liu Yi was lying on the sofa, quite honest.
If this guy could always be so honest, I wouldn't have to scare him, right?
No... this thing about men... can be tolerated at first, but who knows what will happen in the future?
It's for his own good to scare him!
Zhang Meixin strengthened her determination, then stretched out her hand and cast an illusion on herself, turning into an ugly old lady.
Zhang Meixin's idea was very simple. She wanted to disguise herself as an ugly old lady, and then go to Liu Yi's bed to **** him. When Liu Yi woke up and found an ugly old lady lying on his bed, he was probably going to wilt with fear!
Haha, then I will tell him when the time comes that this is what I really look like!
By then, Liu Yi will never have any thoughts about himself again, hahaha!
Great, Zhang Meixin, you are simply a genius!
Zhang Meixin covered her mouth and snickered twice, then quietly climbed onto the sofa, her hot body pressing on Liu Yi's body.
But this girl thought well, but she didn't know that when Liu Yi's eyes were normal, they began to have the effect of real eyes. As long as the illusion is not particularly complex, or the illusion that directly acts on the human brain, it will not work on him.
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