Chapter six hundred and thirty-eight if there is a fart, let it go (3 more
Mr. Liu finally completed his mission, went home and had a good sleep. Without waiting for family members to urge him, he got up in the dark on Monday, carried his simple luggage, and rushed back to Qingdao University to become a good student.
He caught the first subway train in the morning. Even if he took a few buses, it was still early to return to Qingdao University. He went back to his dormitory first, and when he saw Fa Xiaoxingxing coming back, he had to vomit bitterly to explain his mission.
I couldn't help but wonder how tired I was, and at the end I even showed the dark circles under my eyes.
There was a guy who pretended to be cute even though he didn't have dark circles under his eyes. Yan Xing was also drunk, so he had to pretend to be stupid and didn't notice his good spirit, so as not to hurt the little brother Fa's glassy heart.
Because the guy was chattering endlessly, he couldn't help but pour cold water on it: "Xiang Yang, has there been any progress in your mission? You haven't gained anything for so long. Is it because someone else is more skilled than you and has fooled you?"
"What? How dare you look down on me?" Liu Xiangyang jumped: "The lack of harvest has nothing to do with level. It's because others don't work at all. What can I do?"
"Or, it's not what we thought, other people are also civilians?"
"We can't get rid of the suspicion so quickly now," Liu Xiangyang touched his chin, and said excitedly after a second: "Xiao Xingxing, you are running around with the little lolita, have you encountered anything exciting?"
"Put her down. The little loli became a sensation at the sports meeting and was in the limelight. Touching her is like poking a hornet's nest. Who would be so stupid as to jump out to commit suicide at this time? If something really exciting happened, it must have been done by some organization.
We were the ones who were worried about the decision to destroy the little Lolita at any cost. Oh, by the way, we have received clues that a certain underworld organization in the treasure island outside Hong Kong has recently been in frequent contact with the National Youth Society of M. You should monitor it carefully.
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"I know, I scare you every time." Liu Xiangyang rolled his eyes dissatisfied, took out a few snacks and put them in the dormitory, and went to class with Fa Xiao.
Yan Xing did not tell his brothers that he was going to receive acupuncture in the afternoon, so he attended classes for a long time, stayed up until noon and ate in the cafeteria with Mr. Liu, took a break on the lawn in the morning, and went his separate ways before class in the afternoon.
While others were going to class, Yan Xing went in the opposite direction, driving for a walk. After the students had gone to class, he swaggered to the Xueba Building, carrying his own backpack of clothes and supplies, and carrying the vegetables he bought.
I happily went up to the fourth floor and asked the little Loli to report.
Handsome Yan didn't come to occupy the space in the morning, and he was really punctual until the afternoon. Le Yun was also quite surprised. She opened the door to let him into the dormitory, but when she saw the big and small bags he brought in, she almost wanted to kick them over.
He said: "Mr. Yan, how many days are you going to eat for?"
"I have never thought about eating for many days. Just one meal tonight. If... you don't mind, I can have two more meals at noon and evening tomorrow, which will be perfect."
Wei Li's little loli was furious again. She ran away as fast as Yan Xingfei, put the vegetables she bought next to the small refrigerator, then ran to where the little loli had lined up the medical tools and sat down, acting like an obedient obedient.
patient.
Handsome Yan Yan was as thick-skinned as iron. Le Yun almost vomited blood and looked at him angrily: "Are you daydreaming? Do you think I will compromise if you buy a bunch of ingredients? The worst is to throw them away. I won't give them to you.
Be a nanny."
The little Loli stared angrily, Yan Xing was afraid that she would take revenge on him when she was giving him acupuncture, so he pricked him randomly with needles to vent his anger, and without replying, he gave in and became a coward, no matter what he said or stared at her.
No one was quarreling with her. Le Yun puffed her beard and stared at Yan Ren for a few times, but she could only stop. She saw Mr. Yan sitting with Zhang Jun's face acting cute towards her, with his hands on his waist, staring at him fiercely: "Pestle him!"
What? You haven’t taken off your clothes yet, do you want me to help you?"
Embarrassing, the little lolita is unreasonable, Yan Xing is arrogant, quietly turning his face, unbuttoning his clothes silently, the tips of his ears are getting hotter and hotter, if the little loli helps him take off his clothes and pants, what will happen?
What does it feel like?
That thought flashed through his mind, and his face became shamefully hot. He was afraid that his fantasies might lead to reactions that he shouldn't have, and that the little loli would misunderstand him as having lewd thoughts and despise him. He quickly lowered his head and hurriedly unbuttoned his shirt and loosened his belt to buckle it.
He quickly looked up and saw that the little loli was still glaring at him, her face became even hotter, she turned sideways and unfastened her belt buckle while avoiding the little loli's eyes.
First, he pulled out the clothes from his trousers, took off his shirt and put it across his waist, revealing his toned muscles. He then took off his shoes and pants again and again, and then took them off with his burning face.
The long trousers were deliberately placed on the pile of books to prevent the sweating all over the body from staining the clothes and trousers during acupuncture.
After stripping himself down to only a pair of shorts, Yan Xing's face burned even more fiercely. He lay down on his side and then flat on his back. He was too embarrassed to take away the clothes on his waist, letting it cover his shame.
Handsome Yan Yan was shameless when he was unreliable, and as honest as a cow when he was good. Le Yun was angry and funny, and kicked him with her toes: "I haven't taken the medicine yet. After I drink it, I'll lie down."
Yan Xing's face suddenly became hot again. With a red face, he turned over and sat up. He pretended to be calm and remained calm, but his heart was beating extraordinarily strongly.
There was a handsome guy whose face was as red as a cooked shrimp, and he didn’t even know where to put his eyes. Le Yun suddenly became happy. She dragged the box and jar of her pills and concoction to her side, found a mask, put it on, and prepared the medicine with quick hands and feet.
A total of three bowls of medicinal soup were prepared, and a handful of pills were found for Yanren to eat, and he was asked to drink the medicinal soup again.
Yan Xing did not refuse the medicine. He swallowed ten pills in one breath, drank three bowls of medicinal soup one bowl after another, and then lay back and collapsed with a "thud".
Lying like a zombie, I felt quite comfortable at first. The aroma of medicine came out of my mouth and my whole body felt warm. After about ten minutes, my stomach burned like a fire. I opened my sparkling eyes and shouted pitifully: "
Little loli, I’m hot.”
"Bear it." Le Yun continued to prepare the medicinal soup without even raising her head.
Yan Xing pursed his lips and endured the burning feeling in his heart. After a while, his stomach felt like ice again, and his whole body was trembling with cold. He shouted bitterly: "Little Lolita, I'm cold."
"Bear it." If it's not cold, it's not normal. Being cold is normal.
After receiving the two words that the little Loli described lightly, Yan Xing was depressed and wanted to imitate the girl's cry. If he cried, would the Little Loli feel distressed? He hadn't thought clearly about whether to cry or not.
The coldness that turned a person into ice disappeared again, and a bitter taste surged in his stomach, as if he had been soaked in bitter water.
"Little loli, I'm suffering."
"Bear it."
"..." Yan Xing endured it, but the bitter taste soon disappeared, and the sour water surged up, almost gushing out of his throat. His whole face twisted up; "Little loli, it's so sour."
"It's you who are sour, but I'm not sour." Le Yun corrected Yan Ren's expression with a smile.
Yan Xing pursed his lips to avoid vomiting the acidic water. When he was so sour that he felt sour bubbles all over his body, his stomach became spicy, as if he had eaten several bowls of rice peppers and Chaotianzi peppers. The spicy taste hit his nose.
"Little loli, I've turned into a chili pepper."
"Bear it."
Yan Xing endured it, and the spiciness disappeared. A few minutes later, his body and mouth stank like a cesspit. At that time, his whole body felt bad, and he roared in grief and anger: "Little loli, I don't want to become a stinky person.
Help!"
The handsome guy who was so handsome kept shouting. Le Yun was also drunk and choked back angrily: "Why are you shouting? I don't mind the stench of your body smelling my territory. You deserve to make such noise as if you were being raped."
The scream of rape?"
"Little Lolita, please save me. I don't want to be a dung beetle. It stinks so bad, I'm going to die!" Hao Duanduan's whole body stank. Yan Xing's heart almost trembled. The little Lolita smells so good.
, if he becomes a bad person, how will he protect the little loli in the future? The little loli will dislike him.
"Be patient, this is the type and origin of the toxins lurking in your body. The toxins are being triggered by the catalyst. Only when they are activated and change from latent to active can we prescribe the right medicine and force them out of the body one by one."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll bear with it, I'll bear with it, I'll bear with it..." Yan Xing responded frequently, but he was filled with grief and anger. He had such a big embarrassment in front of the little Lolita, how would he behave in the future.
After enduring it for a long time, when the smell came out again, I couldn't help but scream again: "Little loli, I have become a hot and sour noodle."
Five minutes later: "Little loli, have I turned into wine?"
Seven minutes later: "Little loli, I seem to have turned into a dessert."
Ten minutes later: "Little loli, I seem to smell bad rotten eggs."
Another three minutes later: "Little loli, does this smell like bad potatoes?"
The handsome colonel was chirping, and he couldn't control his exhaustion. "Pfft," the sound was loud and bright, the portion was huge, and the taste was super strong. It smelled like bad sweet potatoes and leeks, which stung the eyes.
The handsome young man who had been shouting just now suddenly blushed and wanted to hide his head in his crotch, but because he had nowhere to hide, he closed his eyes and thought he was a thousand-year-old zombie.
He wanted to hold it back, but his stomach refused to cooperate and the gas always wanted to come out. In order to prevent his old face from being completely embarrassed, Yan Xing could only hold it in until his shoulders were shaking. He couldn't hold it in any longer.
, little by little, intermittent exhaust.
"If you fart, let it go. Don't hold it in. One fart will be crushed into dozens of small farts. Are you tired?" Logically, the handsome guy should enter the stage of violent exhaust, but the handsome guy is holding in his fart and his face is red and his neck is thick.
I have no idea what is going on in his mind.
The handsome young man who was trying to hold in his breath almost didn't come up and had to hold his breath. Fortunately, the breath didn't come up. He kept going down, "Puff", "Puff", and the farts made one sound after another.
, it makes seven or eight fart noises in one breath, and the smell is also very rich, including the smell of bad eggs, bad bananas, bad apples, rotten grass, and animal poop.
The air is smelly.
After farting loudly, all the exhaust gas was exhausted, and his stomach felt comfortable. However, his nose was hurt. Yan Xing accidentally took two breaths and inhaled the smelly air. He wished he could hit his head to death. It was so embarrassing! He was two
The eighteen-year-old face has become a stranger to him, and the handsome man has become a fart man, and his face is gone!
"Handsome guy, pretend to be a corpse, and drink some more medicine." After counting the time, Le Yun stretched out her legs to kick Yan, who was pretending to be dead. A man of that guy's size was still hiding his ears and stealing the bell, closing his eyes and thinking others couldn't see him.
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Yan Xing, who was pretending to be dead, sat up without saying a word, looked at the little Lolita with his handsome face that turned purple, and then looked at the medicine. He didn't dare to drink it directly, for fear of farting loudly after drinking it, which was pitiful.
He looked at the little Loli, with the fear of the medicinal soup still lingering in his eyes.
"What are you afraid of? Indian Asans dare to drink the Ganges River water full of corpses and urine. What you drink is a clean medicinal soup. Be brave and kill it."
"Little Lolita, will you become smelly again if you drink it? Will you fart?" Yan Xing hesitated in his heart. He really didn't have the courage to drink the medicine. Little Lolita's medicine is so magical that no one can imagine what chemical reactions will happen.
Reaction physical reaction.
"How can a grown man talk so much nonsense? If he doesn't drink it, he will fall down." The handsome guy flinched and looked at the medicinal soup like a poisonous snake. Le Yun rolled her eyes angrily. He was not even afraid of death, but he was afraid of drinking medicine? Absolutely.
It was the wrong way to show up today.
"I drink, I drink, that's all I drink, don't be angry, little loli, if I fart loudly after drinking medicine, don't tell anyone."
The strange little loli showed signs of getting angry again. Yan Xing was stunned for a second. He held up the medicinal soup and drank it all while holding his breath. Then he drank the second and third bowls, and drank three bowls in a row. He took some water to rinse the bowls, and then rinsed them.
He drank all the water in the bowl, leaned back, and fell to the ground again, lying dead.
The handsome guy was lying on his back with his body upright. Le Yun stretched her body, took off the clothes hanging around his waist and threw them on top of the bookshelf. She stood up and put the needle cover on her shoulders, taking a dozen needles in each hand.
, activate the special function of the eyes to find the acupuncture points, use both hands to shoot out the slender gold and silver needles, and accurately nail the handsome guy Yan one by one.
Yan Xing lay on his body, keeping his eyes closed and not daring to look at the little Loli, for fear of farting again, and feeling uneasy. When he felt a slight pain from ant bites on his body, he felt ecstatic, and the Little Loli helped him with acupuncture!
Little Loli went to work and explained that it should be impossible to have random exhaust. He was calm, relaxed his limbs, and accepted the acupuncture calmly. He felt the slight pain of the needle pricking into the flesh and became more and more relaxed.
Until... a needle pierced the man's most sensitive part. His relaxed nerves suddenly became tense. He secretly opened his eyes and looked at his abdomen. He vaguely saw that the parts hidden in his pants seemed to have grown taller.
My heart feels cold and I can't help but feel frightened. Please don't have any inappropriate reaction! If you have any inappropriate reaction during acupuncture, my second brother will die without a burial place.
"Relax, why is the skin so tight? The muscles are so tight that it will affect my ability to perform the acupuncture." Handsome Yan was lying well, but suddenly his muscles all over his body were tense, making it inconvenient for acupuncture. Le Yun wanted to crush someone's heart with one foot.
There are already, restless guys looking for scolding.
After being eaten first, Yan Xing pursed his lips in grievance, but did not dare to defend himself. He closed his eyes and relaxed his limbs. In order not to be scolded, he did not dare to think and look around again.
When he relaxed, Le Yun continued to acupuncture, and two pairs of silver needles spread out most of them, and they were all nailed to Yan Ren's body, pricking him into a fairy stick full of thorns, and then pricked his face and head with the last needle.
The needle was inserted into the Baihui point on the top of his head, and the needle penetrated seven points of the flesh, leaving only a small section outside.
As soon as the needle went in, Yan Xing felt a sharp throbbing pain in his head, and then a sharp pain all over his body, and even his consciousness was overwhelmed by the pain.
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