"These loudspeakers? No, what are the lamas doing here?" Before he could even sigh after leaving the palace, Zhu Youcong saw a group of lamas that was larger than the team he entered Beijing for, undergoing security inspection?
"Waiting for the summons! It is said that the Wusizang Xuanwei Division was also hit by a natural disaster this year!" Lu Xiangsheng, who had been waiting outside the palace gate, was not idle and had already made inquiries.
"Wu Sizang?" Zhu Youcong's teeth were itching with hatred! Let me just say, why did such an amiable emperor kick me out? You guys have been queuing up for a long time? I tell you, I have to accompany you.
I had a lunch, and I have to pay for it now, otherwise the feud will be settled like this!
"Xiao Lezi, let's have dinner! Take that mule out for me by the way!" Zhu Youcong was very unhappy when he returned to the palace in the capital. Otherwise, why would he have a bad temper if he was hungry? Especially a fat man, a fat man with a long body.
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"Little prince... have mercy on me!" Little Lezi wanted to be castrated again. The eunuch's life is also his life! Who doesn't know that mule of yours! No! No! No! Master! You are a mythical beast, you are my uncle!
Okay? Don't kick me! Woohoo... This guy can also read minds! My little prince, is your mythical beast something that a miserable person like me can handle? I'm afraid he'll go up to the roof before I even get close!
Didn't I just go out in the morning without letting you eat? You can't blame me. Who knew the emperor would come to announce you so early?
Boring, boring! What should I do after lunch? This is the capital, I can't cause trouble, I have to stay at home and be a good baby, waiting for the emperor to give me big red flowers! Zhu Youcong walked around the room
Circle after circle, but I can’t think of anything to do. Taking a nap? Just got up! Packing up the mules? Forget it, that guy is lying over there pretending to be a dog! Dog? Yes, why did I almost forget about it? Look.
It's almost midnight. Those loudspeakers, no, the lama hasn't come to apologize yet, so I have to find a way to fool them!
"Mr. Lu!"
"What's the matter? What's your order from the young prince?" Lu Xiangsheng, who was sitting aside and dozing off, was almost frightened by Zhu Youcong's roar!
"Go and find out where Wu Si Zang's group lives and who is the leader!" Humph! Offended me? Why don't you apologize? I want you to know that fat people are not easy to bully!
"Wu Sizang?" Lu Xiangsheng really couldn't understand what this little monster was doing. Why did he suddenly think of asking about Wu Sizang?
"Go, let's find out. I have to find a way to deceive... No! Do business with them!" The weather is too hot, I almost said the wrong thing. I will ask Xiao Lezi to find some ice cubes to put in the house later.
inside.
Flirting? What do you mean? Looking at Zhu Youcong's innocent smile, Lu Xiangsheng also felt chills on the hot day. I have to go do something, otherwise if this little monster lets me go...then I still have something to do.
May I pray for you? Wu Si Zang, may the Buddha bless you!
"Young prince, they were sent by King Wusi Zangchan. They said they were coming to Beijing to pray for the emperor. By the way, they would like to report the losses caused by the white disaster in Wusi Zang this year!" Not to mention, Lu Xiangsheng's work efficiency is quite high.
It was dinner time and I came back for a walk.
"Pray for blessings? Report disaster by the way? That's the opposite!" Zhu Youcong rolled his eyes, who was he lying to? Didn't he just come to ask for relief food after suffering a disaster? Well, by the way, he might also want some money! And he said it so grandly!
"Little Prince! Little Prince!" Before Lu Xiangsheng could say anything, Xiao Lezi ran in with a roar.
"What are you doing? Didn't you see that I was discussing business with Mr. Lu?" Zhu Youcong stared, wondering, should Xiao Lezi go to sleep with the alien mule in his arms tonight?
"In the palace...in the palace..." Xiao Lezi was afraid. Everyone knew that this young prince had countless tricks to tease people!
"In the palace? What happened in the palace? Did the palace send a beautiful woman? Tell them that my son is still young and won't be needed for the time being! Let them take him back to raise him first, and I will come back to pick him up in a few years..."….
"Haha, brother Cong, I am not a beauty!"
Cong brother? Me? This is the emperor coming! Xiao Le, you stupid eunuch! No, it’s almost dinner, why did the emperor come to my house? To eat? You are too smart, treat me to breakfast
Just come to my house for dinner? That’s a big loss for me. The Fuwang family doesn’t even have any food left!
"I see you, Your Majesty!" Zhu Youcong knew very well that thoughts can be criminal, but actions cannot be deviant! Just think about some things. It's not a big deal to be dragged and spanked for saying it, but it's not worth losing this little life.
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"Pingsheng!" Emperor Tianqi was wearing a very ordinary Confucian scholar's uniform this time, and he only brought a few guards with him, but no eunuchs. "Brother Cong, will I disturb you when I come here at this time?"
Excuse me, of course I'm sorry! I'm getting ready to eat! But can I say it?
"Don't disturb, don't disturb! Your Majesty is here to make the hut's canopy shine!" Zhu Youcong said such words in such a formal way that he almost vomited. That hut? I'll... forget it, so I won't have to wait for a while.
Affects appetite!
"Brother Cong, come and sit down. Since I'm here incognito today, I don't have to treat you with the courtesy of a monarch and a minister!" Emperor Tianqi took Zhu Youcong's hand and sat at the table together.
Brother Cong? Big brother? He shows his courtesy for nothing and is either a traitor or a thief! Zhu Youcong's heart suddenly sounded a war alert! What is this guy going to do? Could it be that he is not satisfied with my one million taels and wants more?
Let me tell you, that’s not possible. The little money I have is not enough to support my family! Well, I admit that my family will have a larger population in the future! Isn’t that just a few hundred million? Well, it may be several billion. When the time comes,
Ask someone to count?
"You all go down! Let me have a sweet word with my brother Cong! No one is allowed to disturb you!" Emperor Tianqi saw that the servants had put the food and drinks on the table and began to drive them out.
Kind words? Don’t let anyone bother you? Why? What do you want to do?
"Brother Cong, eldest brother... eldest brother, it's hard to be the emperor!" Emperor Tianqi took Zhu Youcong's hand and began to play the tragedy card.
Why? Remember the bitterness and remember the sweetness as soon as you come here! Tell you, don’t say you didn’t shed tears, even if you shed tears, I won’t give you money! Beat him to death? No, let’s discuss and beat him half to death. I’ll go back and recuperate!
If you say you won’t give it, you won’t give it!
The tragedy card didn't work? Emperor Tianqi looked at the stunned Zhu Youcong and changed his tactics: "The Ming Dynasty is suffering! There are Tatars outside and natural disasters inside. This... the people of this world..."
"Emperor...brother! What's the problem? Let me tell my little brother!" I'm not used to it, quite unaccustomed to it. Zhu Youcong has only had Zhu Yousong as his eldest brother for a long time, and now an emperor suddenly appears...in him
Under the gaze of Zhu Youcong, he changed his words.
Emperor Tianqi did not answer. His leap-forward thinking shone again and he took out a memorial and handed it to Zhu Youcong. "Brother Cong, take a look at this first!"
What? Oh! Isn't it Jianningjin, disturbing the enemy's rear? It's written in the books of later generations, what's so interesting? Why? Why are there still people moving to the border? And... setting fires and poisoning is against Tianhe? This...
Isn't this what I used to fool Lu Xiangsheng? How did you get here?
Lu Xiangsheng! You Lu Xiangsheng! I have been doing this for a long time and you are sent by the emperor? I mean, why did I fool you so easily in the first place! Damn it, are you waiting to stab me in the back one day?
, and then told me very coolly that you are an undercover agent? Well, just wait, if I don’t deal with you, you won’t be a fat man!
Emperor Tianqi also knew what it meant to take out this memorial, and said with a little shame: "I can't help you as a brother..."
I'm sorry? Just say sorry and that's all. I'm so busy in front that I'm sweating, helping your two brothers? Well, that little brat from Chongzhen has just gotten involved with King Xin, so I won't have anything to do without him!
While trying to defend the precarious Ming Dynasty, we are busy thinking about dealing with foreign enemies! Are you still placing undercover agents around me? Even if I buy that Lu Xiangsheng and don’t say hello to you, why don’t you just write a letter and ask? You are also engaging in Infernal Affairs! Hey...
...I am still too kind! Next time, next time I poach someone from the emperor, I will definitely beat him up first, then drag him down and starve him for three days, and give him a good trial!…
"I can't bear it, I can't bear it...Brother, please don't say that!" Forget it, people have taken the initiative to confess and explain the problem, I still want to see what he says!
Emperor Tianqi said with a sad face: "Brother Cong, I am really not a brother, so I have to doubt you! It is really difficult to be a brother, the outer dynasty... There are gangs of Donglin scholars in the outer dynasty, they control the government, and the imperial edict of my brother cannot be issued**
!Brother wants to eunuch Wei to govern him, but who would have thought that this guy actually got together with a guest family and formed a clique for personal gain? I can't control it anymore! I'm afraid for you, I'm really afraid that even you, a close relative, will leave me.
go!"
When Emperor Tianqi saw that Zhu Youcong had been silent for a long time, he cried bitterly: "Brother Cong, I know that you have wisdom and a heart for the world, and you are favored by the immortals. Just help me, help the people of the world!" He still saw him!
Unmoved, he suddenly said: "Brother knows that he has no virtue and incompetence. If I am willing to help, I would like to meditate on you!"
Zhu Youcong was stunned by this magical sentence. Zen position? Are you kidding me? Don't say that I don't have the free time, even if I have the intention, I wouldn't dare to think about it! But looking at this person in front of me
Emperor, he really couldn't bear it.
ps: In November of the sixth year of Tianqi, Yuan Chonghuan once boasted in a memorial that by building cities and farming outside the pass, he could make Hou Jin surrender. Part of the reply from Emperor Tianqi was excerpted from "Get the decree: To defend Fang Yin with Yi", so this book
Discuss and proceed calmly. But what instructions should be given to the rear so that the army and the civilians do not interfere with each other? What divisions should be made so that the peasant war is not partial? What drills should be carried out so that the peasants are all soldiers? What updates should be made so that all the troops in the camp are peasants?
What border regulations are sufficient to limit the army? How to collect guarantees so as not to steal food? All matters should be carefully reported in detail. This book says that if the slave does not surrender, he will be captured, and the ministers will not like to hear about it.
According to my plan, the slave may not surrender, and surrender is not trustworthy; the battle will be won, and there is no need to talk about victory lightly. Do it based on reality, and take action when it is necessary. It is right, and the wonder is in it. It is necessary to do it for the people, and it is also good to do it.
"("Records of Ming Xi Zong", page 3790, Volume 78, November Yiwei of the sixth year of Tianqi) Such an emperor is actually illiterate???