Emperor Chongzhen was in a good mood after the robbery was successful, and decided to give General Zhenguo a face and have dinner at his house. Fortunately, the emperor's family could not just go out for a walk these days, otherwise his family would really be able to eat Zhu Youcong.
You have to scream and be called poor!
"Brother Cong, I've been curious since I entered your little courtyard, but I'm too embarrassed to pry..." He drank the wine he snatched from Liaodong, sandwiched a piece of fine braised beef tendon, and stared at Huang Taiji.
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"Brother, are you still embarrassed?" After Zhang Yan's reminder after doing the calculation in private, Zhu Youcong understood what the promise just meant. According to the current food prices, he wants to help the people in Jiangnan survive until next autumn harvest.
He will have to work in vain again this year and will definitely be scolded by his fat father when he returns to Luoyang!
"Look at what you said. As an emperor, my brother is of course more humble, a gentleman and gentle as jade..." After drinking two glasses of wine to quench his thirst, he found that the fat man showed signs of coma. Chongzhen had to give up boasting and asked: "Brother
"I didn't find any fire in your little courtyard. Why is it warmer than in the palace? Didn't you get some treasure from the immortal? Take it out for my brother's benefit!" "Look!
Do you still want to show off? You have been bragging for so long, and now you turn around and want to steal something from me? Let me tell you, I am planning to keep high-end gadgets like plumbing next year to go to Fu Shen to earn some private money and then promote them for free.
!Zhu Youcong quickly denied it and said: "Hallucination, you are hallucinating after overeating!"
"Brother, I know you are very stingy!" The more Zhu Youcong denied Chongzhen, the more fishy he felt, and suddenly said mysteriously: "In this way, brother, I will exchange with you the good news I just received this morning!
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"Not interested!" It's not a big deal to starve himself because he's angry, but if he breaks the emperor's nerves, he can't bear the crime. Zhu Youcong grabbed the plate of rouge goose breast and stuffed it into his mouth while mumbling.
: "If you really had any good news, you would have told it a long time ago, and why would you still keep it till now?"
"That plate! Bring it to me!" Chongzhen pointed at the crispy quail and put on airs with the maid next to him. After succeeding, he continued to accuse Zhu Youcong and said: "No wonder people say you, a fat guy, don't know what is good and what is bad. This is terrible.
This is really great news, if you are lucky, you can make a lot of money!"
"Come on, are you still going to leave the opportunity to make money to me?" This was not like a conversation between the emperor and the general, but more like two businessmen bargaining.
"Don't believe it!" Chongzhen grabbed the only intact roast duck on the table, dug it into his arms for a long time with his greasy hands, and then threw out a crumpled secret letter to Zhu Youcong and said: "See for yourself,
Zhang Guowei just handed it over this morning!"
"What? They don't want their lives either?" Since he had decided to return the army to the country, Zhu Youcong had no reason to obtain information from local officials without permission during non-combat periods. So when he saw Chongzhen throwing out this oil-stained document
When I gave the memorial, I was really shocked. Over there, Lord Ayara Li Er came across the sea in a small fishing boat. This was not the kind of fishing boat used by the Ming Dynasty navy, but made of pure natural broken wooden boards.
"Brother, are you sure they can still move after they get to the shore?"
"How can it be false?" Chongzhen then took out another copy and said, "My spirit is much better than what you pretended to be. I was able to pester Zhang Guowei to hand over the credentials asking for aid!"
"I admire you! I admire you!" Zhu Youcong was really not humble this time. Now that the Tatars have been wiped out, Li Yan, who was lucky enough to escape, did not go by land. It seems that people who eat a lot of kelp have unusual thinking.
"Aren't you forced to do this?" Chongzhen, who had eaten and drank enough, wiped his mouth and continued: "Now all the demolition teams under you have gone to Xinanzhou, except for Li Zicheng's shouting team north of the Qingchuan River.
With the rebels saying, "Open the gate to welcome King Chuang, but when King Chuang comes he won't pay you any food," who else dares to go that way?"
"Isn't that right?" Zhu Youcong recalled carefully for a long time before saying: "They just took over the Grand Hall when I first entered Shanhaiguan. How many days ago did they go to Xinan Prefecture? Brother Huang, are you sure they are not talking nonsense?
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"Brother Cong, I'm not talking about you as a brother. As a general who governs the country, how can you be so unsure of your own men?" Chongzhen really didn't care much about this matter. Although Li Zicheng's men were all unorganized and incompetent.
Soldiers and bandits with military pay, but after all, they were once soldiers of the Ming Dynasty. What's so strange about winning two battles?
"This is not a question of confidence..." Could it be that his arrival made the rebel master stupid, and he led his troops to advance regardless? Zhu Youcong said worriedly: "Li Zicheng rebelled on someone else's territory.
No matter how powerful the group of soldiers and bandits he leads are, there is no reason to march straight into continuous battles in such a short period of time..."
"Actually, it's not impossible." It's not easy. This is the first time in so many years that I have the opportunity to show off in front of this little fat man. Chongzhen said proudly: "Brother, I have first-hand information. I can explain you.
Confused..." What method does hell in the world care about? Even if something unexpected happened to the demolition brigade, wouldn't there still be hundreds of thousands of troops in Liaodong? At worst, they would break out and occupy it by force. I believe the Mongolian cavalry regiment, which had just tasted the sweetness, would be very happy.
Take this mission!
"Hey... I'd better tell you as a brother, so that you won't have an uneasy sleep!" This temptation was really too small. Chongzhen wisely decided to give up the benefits that were impossible to pass on and explained: "You also know that this
For more than a year, the Tatars have worked hard to catch laborers for us! The people there have long been in dire straits, and when Shi Daolin was ordered to mobilize his troops, he encouraged them to loot everything along the way. Now when the demolition team went over to release grain, those
Can a guy who is so hungry and dizzy still make trouble?"
It seemed that he was really worrying too much. Li Zicheng did not forget the magic weapon of mobilizing the masses. Only then did Zhu Youcong, who had put aside his thoughts, have time to read the credentials sent by Bangzi. "Two hundred roots of thousand-year-old wild ginseng, show off
Fifty women, fifty thousand taels of silver...why no kimchi?"
"Kimchi? What is that?" Chongzhen had never even heard of this legendary delicacy, but it must be a rare thing that his evil brother, Cong, could never forget. It seems that this Ayang Lord Li Shu
He is not too honest. When his envoy enters the capital, I must give him a good education!
"The quintessence of my country!" Throwing aside the broken national certificate that was full of tributes but the total amount was less than one million taels, Zhu Youcong looked at the insanely poor Emperor Chongzhen with pity and said: "Emperor
Brother, is this the opportunity you mentioned to make a fortune?"
"Who do you think your brother is?" Chongzhen was very angry. He was very poor but not down to the point where he would be tempted by such a small profit. "The imperial court has little money recently, but you are still here.
Well. Just this little thing. If I really want it, why don’t you give it to me..."
"Stop! Stop!" Are you really treating me like you're being taken advantage of? Zhu Youcong quickly stopped Chongzhen's flattery and weakly said: "I don't have the ability to turn money into money for you, and I'm not the legendary one who can do it.
The old hen with the golden eggs!”
Of course I know that you, a little fat man, can't do tricks, but you know how to rob! But as an emperor, I really can't say it directly. Chongzhen reminded me very implicitly: "As a brother, I also know that it is not easy for you, but I
Ming Dynasty does need a lot of financial resources to support the changes that are about to begin. Do you think you can take this opportunity to give it from there first..."
"You want me to go to them and ask for money?" Zhu Youcong doesn't mind being a villain, but he still doesn't bother to do it to a fool who can't get any benefit from taking the blame. He didn't instigate it until he saw that they were already anxious.
Why don't you come up with 50,000 taels of silver in cash? It's fine if you don't repay such a poor place after it is recovered. How can this shameless imperial brother have the nerve to think about it and run away to rob it?
"Aren't you ignorant?" Chongzhen once again showed his foresight. "My brother asked Shi Daolin to find out everything during this mission. Although their court is poorer than my Ming Dynasty, the scholars there are rich.
ah!"
"Scholar?" Zhu Youcong now fully understood Chongzhen's intention. It is really not easy to be the emperor on the other side of the stick. Not only does he have to worry about which minister is displeased with him and launch a coup, he also has to
Strictly abiding by the words of Chinese saints and often reflecting on the hardships. And these stick scholars who control the entire court are certainly not comparable to the weak scholars who are often beaten in the Ming Dynasty. As long as they make money, they can do anything.
Dare to do it, and after several lifetimes of accumulation, now anyone who stands up can say that he is rich as a country!
"Twenty-eight!" It's okay to be shameless. Anyway, my brother Cong's house has already been surrounded by shadow guards. Who can know what I said? Chongzhen decided to put down his airs and love money as much as his life.
Zhu Youcong negotiated a deal with Zhu Youcong. "All the tributes this time will be given to you. In addition, 20% of the income there will be used as your military expenses, and the rest will be returned to the court to improve people's livelihood!"
"You can bring the tribute back by yourself. I can't fit it in this small courtyard!" Zhu Youcong was really afraid that those so-called thousand-year-old ginseng was carved from radish. Who would he ask to reason with if he had diarrhea after eating it? As for the beautiful girl, what happened?
A few days ago, he had just settled most of the things sent by the Tatars. Now there is still one at home that cannot be sent away, let alone asking for trouble. "I can solve the matter for you, but you have to cooperate!
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"No problem!" Chongzhen suddenly thought of a big thing and said worriedly: "But now we have to deal with those rotten scholars in Jiangnan. In addition, will this matter..."
"Brother, don't worry. I'm here to support the scholars of the Ming Dynasty this time, so that they won't say I'm dishonest!" My own home has begun to be cleaned. So what's the reason to sit on the newly built viewing balcony?
How many nails were left to scratch their feet? Moreover, doing so would allow the Ming Dynasty scholars to find someone to cry to and at the same time make them feel a little guilty. "After they enter the capital, you must get the courtiers to agree to send troops to help suppress them!"
"Brother, did you hear that right?" Chongzhen couldn't understand what this little fat man was going to do. Although Li Zicheng threatened a large number of foreign people, his main force was the Ming Dynasty's troops walking in the dark. Once troops were sent to help suppress them, they would not be his own people.
Beat your own people?
"Of course that's right! Aren't they asking for help? How can we, as the suzerain state of the Ming Dynasty, stop the mouths of those rotten scholars if we don't deal with it? I dare to assert that even if you don't want to, the courtiers can still talk nonsense! Instead of spending time to refuse
, it’s better to comply with their wishes!” Zhu Youcong smiled sinisterly: “As for who I will send to lead the reinforcements, you will know when the day comes! I may not be able to wipe out the troops, but I can guarantee that there will be