If Zhu Youcong thought that his crowning ceremony was a torture, he would be very wrong. To Han Xu and other persecuted gentlemen, it was just a rehearsal before the wedding, and they did not see Karmapa's blessing.
It only lasted two hours. Did Luo Jacob only bring a basin of cold water? When General Zhenguo was dragged out and paraded through the streets as a monkey, everyone in the palace was already checking and making up for the next bigger event.
He was making careful preparations for his nonsense.
"Luo Shengun, this is just a temporary building, you need to do so many tricks?" Mo Wu had a headache. As a member of the Mo family who was appointed by the Royal Engineering Team to be responsible for setting up all the settings for the general's wedding, it was tiring enough, but this
Jacob Luo still wants to jump out and cause trouble.
"Master Mo, there is a big problem with your words. Confucius said..." Luo Jacob has really been studying a lot recently in order to be able to eat the pancake that Zhu Youcong drew for him. Now this lost lamb can do it as soon as he opens his mouth.
He wrote a long poem about it. Although he did not dare to persuade the little fat man to demolish the White Horse Temple, he still planned to get the things that should be in the temporary church.
"Pah!" Luo Jacob who dared to play with Confucian classics in front of the great master of the Mohist family obviously worshiped the wrong Bodhisattva and burned the wrong incense. Mo Wu used his fists and kicks together, rewarded him with a ring on the head and kicked him with a black foot, saying: "Young Master.
Show off your knowledge in front of me, we are descendants of the Mohist family!"
"Isn't Mozi also a son?" Seeing that he was inclined to take action again, Jacob Luo quickly changed the subject and said: "This pipe organ is known as the king of musical instruments in the West. Without it, the whole ceremony would be overshadowed.
!”
"Nonsense!" Mo Wu didn't get angry this time, but the Confucian masters beside him couldn't help but take action. Han Xu adjusted his clothes and dusted off his shoes and shouted: "You are the instrument used by the Western barbarians.
How dare you claim to be king, where do you put me, the Eight Sounds of China?"
"Slip of the tongue! Slip of the tongue!" Only then did Luo Jacob remember that this was the Ming Dynasty, not the Liaodong that he had deceived before. These guys in front of him were not full of endless admiration for the West like Mr. Fan, so he hurriedly explained with a smile.
Said: "I haven't changed since I was the chief scientist of the Tatars, but without this thing, the Western etiquette you require really can't be completed!"
"In that case..." In order to trouble the little fat man, everyone present decided to forgive Jacob Luo's ignorant behavior. Mo Wu asked: "Then tell me how to make this thing?"
"This..." Luo Jacob has seen many pipe organs in churches. But it is really impossible for him to tell how to make them. Fortunately, he has a quick mind and quick reactions. "I don't know much about the specific design and installation, but
I know there is one over there in Macau, why don't you trouble Mr. Gao to take the trouble to dismantle it and move it here?"
"The villain knows! The villain knows!" Damn it, is this still our benevolent priest? The church here hasn't been built yet, but he is thinking of letting people demolish the one in Macau? Then we can't make a confession in the future.
Traveling across the ocean to return to China? Harlem, who was thrown to Luoyang by Zou Weilian for re-education, jumped out and showed off: "The Baroque organ in Macau was brought by a villain. It is in the villain's fleet."
It turns out that there are workers responsible for installation and debugging. If you adults are willing, I will be happy to let them provide some suggestions!"
"Okay! Then go and gather them!" Zhu Qiji believed that with the blueprints and the strength of the institute, he could build one in a few days, but he still told Mo Martial Arts: "Master Mo, this thing
Just make it look like it can last a day. You don’t have to pursue perfection. Otherwise, when Brother Cong calculates the accounts afterwards, I, the dean, won’t be able to reimburse you for the expenses!”
Who are these people? The church was temporarily built with broken wooden boards that were chopped down and used as firewood. The pipe organ is also going to be pieced together with scrap copper and iron. So how can this grand wedding reflect the value of our Western civilization?
?As a fanatic with the blood of aggression flowing in his veins, Bowery certainly cannot allow such a situation to occur. "My lords, what about the general's attire? Do you need to prepare a set of our Western attire?"
"Oh? You should tell me about it!" Since you have decided to go through all the trouble, and now you are even willing to build a temporary church, it would be great to put on a few sets of clothes and let the little fat guy perform a fashion show! Zhu Qiji
He is even planning that if the things Xi Yi brings out are good-looking, then he might as well wear them after he gets the beauty. This can also be regarded as the Ming Dynasty version of connecting with the world!
"Harlem, go and show it to all the adults!" What a coincidence. This time Harlem was originally transporting a large amount of daily necessities from the Netherlands to Macau for sale, but he was just unlucky and wanted to take advantage of others.
Another group of more powerful pirates had robbed it, and Bowery knew that he really had a wedding dress from the Irish royal family on his ship!
"Damn it!" When Harlem excitedly displayed the most gorgeous white wedding dress in front of everyone, King Fu, who had been watching with cold eyes, finally couldn't help but get angry! "You let Cong'er wear this on his big day.
object?"
"No! No! Your Highness, this is for the bride to wear!" If you don't understand this old fat man, don't talk nonsense. You want the groom to wear a wedding dress? We don't have a tradition of making shemales in the West. And the thin waist of this dress is still
Can you expect someone to stuff that little fat guy in?
"Presumptuous!" Hearing this, King Fu became even more angry. "You just want Cong'er to be a mourner for me, but you actually dare to secretly curse my son. You are trying to make the Zhang sisters become widows before they get married..."
"Come here! Drag this scourge down and give me a good beating, commander!" Lu Xiangsheng was also very angry. He was still counting on the little fat man to get married and continue to work hard to make a fortune. He actually dared to let him go on his wedding day.
The bride wears sackcloth and mourns. Doesn't that mean the general is cursed to die early or something?
"Your Majesty, these people who have evil intentions towards our Ming Dynasty should be captured and imprisoned immediately, and they will be punished and reported to the emperor on a day to be executed!" Although Han Xu and others strongly advocated playing some pranks to torment the little fat man, everyone really had nothing to do with it.
The most evil intentions are just taking the opportunity to express resentment. The problem now is that Bowery's blatant attempt to use divination to curse people goes beyond this scope.
"It's unjust! My lords, I'm really unjust!" If Lu Xiangsheng's handling method can be reluctantly accepted, then the suggestions just made by the scholars are a bit too much. Chu Zhanye, if you say so, I won't give you one.
Wedding Dress wanted to take the opportunity to promote some Western culture, but was he so ruthless? Bowery took advantage of the group of fierce soldiers nearby to rush forward, crawled to the ground, hugged Prince Fu's thigh and cried: "Merciful Prince, I
There is really no malice! In our West, the white wedding dress represents sincerity and purity, and also symbolizes the bride’s flawlessness..."
"That won't work! This is the Ming Dynasty, and all the rules must be according to ours!" Zhu Qiji felt that this guy was still useful for the time being. He was good at making suggestions to reduce the punishment: "Drag him down, and beat him until he doesn't even think about it.
Let’s get to know each other!” Finally, he said to Han Xu and others: “It seems that it is necessary for you to write a memorial to Brother Jian, requiring all businessmen who deal with our Ming Dynasty in the future not only to be proficient in Mandarin, but also to learn the etiquette of our Ming Dynasty! Otherwise,
Once you enter the country, you will be beaten up!"
"I obey the order!" The late emperor had already spoken, so what else could he say? Beat him! Everyone present looked at Bowery who was dancing and screaming and being dragged down with emotion. No wonder the little fat man wanted to do it all day long.
In order to expand externally, these barbarians can turn even a wedding ceremony into a funeral. It is really a long way to go to civilize them!
"Your Majesty... Your Majesty!" Although he was very scared, Jacob Luo still felt that it was necessary to clarify this issue. Maybe he would get a chance to show off his special talents. "I don't know... I don't know what the General thinks about the bridal chamber."
thing……"
Although what Jacob Luo said was very cryptic, the people present were all thoughtful people, and they understood what he meant immediately. It’s over, it’s over! Why have we considered all aspects, but only let go of such a critical issue?
?In these years, that little fat man has done all the things he shouldn't do, such as cheating, kidnapping, suppressing rebellions, and bullying foreign enemies. However, as a playboy, he has never tried bullying men and dominating women! What should I do?
You can't just enter the bridal chamber and talk nonsense until dawn, right?
"Your Majesty, look at this..." Han Xu is really blind. As a Confucian leader, he talks about etiquette and integrity. Of course, he cannot be as shameless and shameless as some people in later generations and follow the foreign uncle to vigorously promote children's sex education.
. But this is indeed an urgent matter. There are three so-called unfilial piety and the worst is not having children. But if you don’t know how to do these things, how will the next generation come?
"This..." Although there are no romantic action movies special to Japan to provide guidance, teaching materials can be found. The problem is that King Fu cannot do such an unspeakable thing by himself. Now he finally understands Chongzhen's
With all the hard work, no wonder the emperor sent Wang Chengen to rush here without stopping. "My lord, I'm afraid I'll have to make arrangements for this matter..."
"This is the duty of a servant, and I will definitely do it well!" Although the eunuchs themselves no longer have the ability in that area, as chamberlains they still have to teach the emperor how to do it according to the instructions. There are already some teaching tools in Prince Fu's Mansion.
When Wang Chengen left the capital this time, Chongzhen asked him to bring a large carriage from the palace and there was nothing missing. I just didn't know what kind of decent students he could teach as a teacher who could only follow the textbook.
"Your Majesty! In fact, the villain can also help. Provide some reference opinions or materials!" Don't think that the priest can only recite sutras and fool people. When Luo Jacob was in Liaodong, he was not only the chief scientist, but also occasionally guest-starred as a court painter.
Yes, many of the erotic paintings found in Huang Taiji's treasure house this time are his masterpieces.
"Sure! You should also go and help. If this matter is done well, I will give you a big reward!" King Fu understands that one more person means more effort, but he only has theoretical knowledge without practice.
It didn't work either. He had to ask Wang Cheng'en again: "Where is the dowry that my grandson is going to give to Cong'er this time?"
"Imperial grandson?" Wang Chengen thought for a long time before he realized. Wasn't King Fu referring to the Ayara prince Li Yan who ran back to announce the good news after acknowledging his ancestor and returning to the clan? Although according to tradition, they would only do this after the emperor's wedding.
Send beautiful girls as dowries, but this time I promised to select a batch of the best to give to General Zhenguo to thank him for supporting the rescue mission. "When I return to the prince, although I will be escorted by Master Zou's fleet along the way,
, but the selection of beautiful girls must not be careless, they must have just set off from Hanyang now!"
"Then you can't make it?" Before King Fu said anything, Zhu Qiji jumped out to express his dissatisfaction. These sticks were too unruly. Since they were going to be given to the show girl, why not prepare them earlier? Wait for them.
It’s time to send someone here to the bridal chamber! This doesn’t take our Ming Dynasty seriously! No! I have to find someone to send a message to Li Zicheng’s demolition brigade tomorrow and let them toss it hard in return.
Such hate!
"Why don't I ask some palace maids to point out Abatai's adopted daughter?" There is no need to delay teaching the Zhenguo general how to perform human ethics. The distant water on the other side of the stick cannot quench the near thirst, but the Tatars cannot.
Did he also give Zhu Youcong a maid? I heard from Huang Taiji that she was even more beautiful than the legendary Dong Ge. If she hadn't been picked up by Abata and raised as a daughter over the years, she would have been snatched into the Tatar Palace.
, no matter how you say it, you can improvise the number.
"I wonder if you have considered what if the general refuses?" Lu Xiangsheng's worries are not unreasonable. The Tatar beauty named Ha Yihu has been with Zhu Youcong for more than a day or two, and he has never seen that
Did the little fat man do anything unusual?
"Then what do you think we should do?" After this reminder, everyone was really worried. So far, no one has seen General Zhenguo have any affection for those two women who were not in trouble. Huang Taiji sent him away when he was in Liaodong.
He gave away so many beauties without hesitation. Isn't there something wrong with him that he couldn't tell?
"I heard that Master Jingci from the White Lotus Sect will be arriving in the next two days. How about we ask him to prescribe some medicine for the general to try?" Of course there is no grudge between Lu Shanji and Zhu Youcong, so his suggestion is of course
It's about thinking about the overall situation.
"But if this happens, will it..." Han Xu really didn't know that Zhu Youcong changed the medicine Zhou Yanru gave his son, otherwise the old man would definitely approve with both hands and feet. He is worried about everything now.
If this little monster does something wrong, the two people who left just now will definitely not bypass them.
"No! No! Sir, please rest assured. I have tried it myself, and there is no harm at all..." Luo Jacob was a victim who had been drugged by the White Lotus Sect. Hearing this, he hurriedly appeared to speak for the group of people who were still on their way.
The magic stick starts selling.
"In that case..." After looking around, Han Xu couldn't bear to reject everyone's kindness. He finally made a decision and said: "How about we wait for Master Jingci to arrive and discuss it in detail first, and then give it a try?" (To be completed.)