Just as Zhang Guoji was jumping on his feet and ready to scold his unreasonable fat son-in-law, in a dark corner of the palace, two sneaky figures were brazenly carrying out sabotage operations under the watchful eyes of the shadow guards responsible for the safety of the palace. Even if
As the owner, Prince Fu saw it and could only helplessly shake his head and sigh.
"Brother Zhu, the vigilance of those shadow guards is really bad. We have been busy here for a long time and they haven't come out to ask questions." Her appearance is enough to be among the top ten beauties of the Ming Dynasty, but she is covered by oil on her face and two pills on her head.
The girl with her crooked bun, which seriously ruined her image, was banging her hair while scolding the unlucky ones who didn't know where they were hiding.
"What Yue'er said is that when we finish our work, we will go find the little fat guy to expose them!" The young man who carried a large bag of tools and was responsible for doing chores smiled shyly. He was really embarrassed to say that the shadow guard did not come to interfere because he caused trouble.
I couldn't afford the lookout guy in the pavilion, so I could only flatter my sweetheart against my will.
"Brother, you have to speed up the progress. Brother Cong's army has already begun to rush back!" There is only one person in the entire Ming Dynasty who can frighten Zhu Youcong's shadow guards so much that they dare not move. Unfortunately, it is
Chongzhen, who cheated his brother, was very supportive of this action and even volunteered to serve as a security guard.
"Why are you making such a fuss? This is a delicate project. Do you think you are dealing with those rotten scholars who have no power to restrain a chicken in the court?" Apart from Zhu Youcong, the only one who could talk to the emperor like this was the late emperor who ran away. After reprimanding him,
His younger brother put on a smile again and said to the girl next to him: "Yue'er, ignore him, do it slowly and don't be too tired!"
"I'm not tired, I'm just down to the last bit!" Mo Mingyue responded with a sweet smile. No matter how noble the man in front of her was before, or how many wives and concubines he had in his family, she just loved him. She loved his gentleness and elegance.
His temperament, his dedication to his career, his...
"Yeah!" He gently wiped away the sweat on Mo Mingyue's forehead. Zhu Qiji felt that he was very happy now. In the past, he only knew that there were responsibilities and obligations between husband and wife. It was not until the appearance of this talented girl in front of him that he understood what it meant to belong only to one person.
As for the monogamy mentioned in Fan Thief’s suicide note, who can do it? Anyway, it’s the Ming Dynasty. As long as you and I love each other, why can’t we get married? It’s better for me, the dean, to marry a good matchmaker than to cover up a coquettish girl in a golden house.
, it’s better to be a scholar who has spent others’ youth but is reluctant to give him a status!
"Okay!" She clapped her hands and added two new stains on her face. Mo Mingyue looked at her masterpiece with satisfaction, frowned slightly and said, "Are we really not afraid of General Sanwu's revenge by doing this?"
"As long as I'm here, what are you worried about?" The reason why Zhu Qiji followed the nonsense was not only to fulfill Mo Mingyue's wish, but also because he wanted to untie Zhu Youcong's last knot. If he really wanted to make the little fat man give up his guilt and completely accept Zhang Yan
After living a good life, he was too happy to have time to engage in boring revenge. As for other gossips, I don't care about them, so who can expect the little fat man to take them to heart?
"Mr. Xiangyun, do you think the general will really be fooled this time?" Unlike the young couple showing off their affection over there, Zou Weilian, who also cannot run out to meet people, is now worried about the real blow that he created so many cutscenes to cover up.
Can it be successful?
"Don't worry, Dehui. Judging from the current situation, he has fallen into a trap!" Damn fat man, do you think you are the only one in the world who can do serial schemes? I'm not afraid to tell you, if the White Lotus Sect doesn't report Lu Shanji, we will still
I really can’t find a way to make you relax your vigilance! We even demolished the courtyard gate of your old father-in-law’s house. If we hadn’t deceived him into becoming greedy, how could we have tempted you to make such a big mistake? Anyway, the emperor came up with this idea.
Yes, the one who is responsible for the specific actions is also the late emperor. We are at best considered accomplices. You have the ability to deal with those two people first and then talk about the rest!
Everyone in the palace was still working hard to dig a hole. But outside the palace, Zhu Youcong was in big trouble. Looking at the bow and arrow in his hand and then looking at the copper coins that were not much bigger than the eye of a needle more than ten steps away, the general of the country was trembling.
.Who came up with this damaging move? It’s impossible to shoot one down. The big red flowers on the two sedans have to fall to the ground at the same time. They don’t even know where my marksmanship is.
"Second wife, can't I ask someone for help?"
"General, look what you said! This is your wedding. How can you let others do such a thing as shooting the sedan door!" Nan Juyi was already happy in his heart. The little general relied on his arrogance to get through the whole process.
Many colleagues set up obstacles, and even the Karmapa was frightened by a few words and hastily ended the blessing ceremony. In the end, he had to fall into the difficulties I raised.
"It's done!" Zhu Youcong made up his mind to draw his bow and arrow, and whispered in Nan Juyi's ear: "I heard that your boy has done a good job in Liaodong. How about I recommend to the emperor to let you sit in the governor's position more often?"
Two years?”
"General, it's not fun for you to do this!" What's the fun in Liaodong with those frightened Tatars? Before Nan Juyi took office, he was already planning how to hang the seal. Zhu Youcong was like this
Wouldn't it kill his hope? "How about, General, please come closer?"
"How about this? Didn't you just say that ten steps apart means perfection?" Regarding his marriage, Zhu Youcong did not want to leave any regrets. Since others said that this would bring good luck, he could not change it easily.
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"No, no!" Seeing that the little fat man still had a bad smile on his face, Nan Juyi could only grit his teeth and said: "Actually, ten inches is okay, as long as General, your body does not touch the sedan door!"
"Wouldn't it be nice to say this earlier?" After thinking about it, the ten inches was still a bit far, and there was still some distance between the two sedans. Zhu Youcong ordered Ma Wannian beside him: "Go and find someone with a longer branch."
Pierce the arrows through those two holes and watch this general show you how to kill two birds with one stone!"
How could he get away with this? Yang He rubbed his eyes and couldn't believe that a general couldn't even shoot an arrow. But no matter what, the two copper coins landed at the same time according to the rules, and he still had to shout at the top of his lungs.
Said: "When the peach is young, its flowers are shining. When the son returns, it is suitable for his family. When the new man enters the house -"
The cheerful drum music sounded again, and the ceremonial guards, colorful ceremonies, etc. were also held high again. Although it was impossible for everyone to enter the palace for the general's marriage, the crowd crowded at the door still made Zhu Youcong realize that the road is difficult to walk and it is difficult to reach the sky. If it were not for the trap,
Between the two sedans, he could not return to his home.
After entering the palace, the following ceremony was very formal and polite. Prince Fu, who was beaming from ear to ear, sat on one side with the two princesses. There was no other way. Who let the emperor be here? The so-called king of heaven and earth.
The middle seat is only suitable for him and the queen.
"Kneel down - worship heaven and earth!" Li Guopu, the chief minister of the dynasty, had too many official duties to deal with, so he was only a little away from the capital. He only had the right to be the master of ceremonies. Zhu Youcong, an old man who had no entanglements, was also at ease. At least he would not
Are you just following Han Xu and fooling around?
"Kneel down and pay homage to Taizu from a distance!" Of course Li Guopu would not join Han Xu, but he was a close confidant of the emperor after all. How could he not obey the imperial edict? Even though he was just presiding over the worship hall, it was not impossible to do some trouble.
of!
"Kneel down and worship Emperor Hui from afar!"
"Kneel down and worship your ancestor from afar!"
"kneel--"
Li Guopu is really not a fuel-efficient lamp. All the emperors of the Ming Dynasty and the Tianqi Emperor who was tossing in the backyard were all worshiped by Zhu Youcong, but he really didn't have any other ideas about this matter. As a royal family, maybe they could get married.
This is how I had to report to my ancestors. Fortunately, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty believed in Taoism. Otherwise, if the one hundred and eight Arhats under the Buddha had worshiped, the little fat man would have become an immortal directly.
"It's done! Send the newlyweds into the bridal chamber!" Li Guopu licked his dry lips, and he breathed a sigh of relief. In order to complete the emperor's instructions for General Zhen Guo to perform ninety-nine bows, he read a lot of books, and the Taoist order of names was
The gods with their heads were all carried out. It seems that it is good for the opponent not to understand the rules. If it were someone else, he really wouldn't be able to complete this task.
"Sister Zu'e, you will be my daughter-in-law from now on." Zhu Youcong worked hard for so many days, suffered countless hardships, spent all his money, and tried every means to finally marry the beauty in front of him. Now, now
He finally understood that it was very difficult to marry a wife, especially marrying two at the same time. Although there was no difference in status and attention between the two women, Zhang Yan should come to her first after all.
"From now on, we are husband and wife. I hope my husband will take good care of me..." After so many years, the clouds finally cleared and the moon came out, but at this time, Zhang Yan's voice was no louder than a mosquito.
"That's natural. If your husband can't treat you well, wouldn't it mean that you have failed the emperor's hard work?" It's not that Zhu Youcong deliberately said such embarrassing words. It's that he, like Zhang Yan, has exhausted all his efforts.
We must not forget that no matter how we say their union is against etiquette.
"I was born before you were born, and I was already old when you were born. If I had known that there was a husband in the world, I would never have..." This matter is also a knot in Zhang Yan's mind. Even when she misses Zhu Youcong the most,
Every time I think about this, I feel a dull pain in my heart.
"Oops -" A scream broke the inexplicable awkward atmosphere between the two of them, filled with feelings of self-blame and guilt. A big hole appeared in the thick wall that separated the two new houses. It was supposed to be there.
The little fairy who was waiting quietly next door fell in on all fours.
"Meng'er?" What's going on? Could it be that the little fairy was bored and suddenly achieved great success and accidentally broke the wall?
"Sister...sister!" Ningmeng blushed with embarrassment and did not dare to look at Zhu Youcong next to her. She explained in a panic: "I...I really didn't mean it! Master said that would hurt people to death...so I...
I just want to hear it..."
"Haha... Brother Cong, you must be surprised!" After searching the room, the three of them finally found the microphone in a corner that rang out the late emperor's voice and startled them. "Brother, I know you can't let go of that.
, but if you read the letter on the table and still think that a man must respect and worship himself because of his poor self-esteem, he will only feel ashamed in front of her and never dare to look up and face the woman who brings her happiness.
If you are tied to your side, your brother really looks up to you!"
"Brother Cong, why should I care about what other people think as long as you are in love with me? You are an invincible general in the Ming Dynasty who does not want to follow common sense. How can you fall for your child's gossip?
Do you refuse to accept happiness in the routine?" Chongzhen was very good at making mistakes, and he actually connected Zhu Youcong's personal affairs with his status and achievements.
"General Sanwu, I forgot to tell you that these two new houses were specially renovated by me and can only be opened from the outside!" Mo Mingyue liked to join in the fun, and said with a sweet smile: "You can't bring explosives with you when you get married today, right?
, if you can’t treat Sister Baozhu and Sister Meng’er well, then don’t even think about it!”
"What?" I have long been accustomed to the two royal brothers' cheating behavior. I can slowly consider what they told me, but why did the talented girl from the Mo family get involved? Zhu Youcong quickly pulled the two girls up and tried to open the door.
I tried my best to open the door, but found that it was useless. I tried to break the window and got out, only to realize that this place had long been covered with marine steel plates, and the beams above my head were covered with barbed wire! What kind of new house is this?
, it is simply a luxurious prison for the imperial court’s felons!
"Brother Cong, you have to hurry up and think about it! My brother is waiting for you to come out and go to Jiangnan together. Don't delay the national affairs for such a trivial matter!" Chongzhen was very proud. He finally found out about the little fat man without knowing it.
Under the circumstances, the calculation was successful. "Don't worry about eating and drinking during this period. I will ask the shadow guard to deliver food to you on time through the small window on the roof. Of course, if you can turn into a mouse, you can come out from there!"
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"General Sanwu, I am very careful in my work. There is also the latest flush toilet hidden in the cabinet of the new house next door!" Mo Mingyue is indeed very attentive and has even considered such small issues.
"You three shameless people! Let me out!" Although he was accompanied by his two most beloved troubles, Zhu Youcong, who was always thinking about how to deceive others, never expected that he would be cheated on his wedding day.
Imprisoned.
"The stitches have been removed, the stitches have been removed! As a brother, I am a gentleman, and I will not eavesdrop on your private conversations!" The banquet outside has begun. Is it still a big deal if there are any newcomers toasting? Chongzhen is still waiting to go out and talk to the soldiers.
I'm a drunk guy, so I don't have time to keep talking here. (To be continued.)