Fooling the emperor is really a technical job that ordinary people can't do. Those important officials in the imperial court have been poor for decades and have read poetry and books to have that ability.
Zhu Youcong has never read a book. At least he has never officially become a disciple since he came to Ming Dynasty. He can't be fooled by reasoning. However, there are exceptions to everything, and we still have two trump cards. The first is to establish an agreement with the emperor.
The blood oath, secondly... Zhu Youcong looked at his small yard, there is an important person living in our family, don't think that it is useless because he has been abolished, at least in Zhu Youcong's view, he is the emperor
My real wife!
However, how to go to see the empress put Zhu Youcong in trouble again, just go like this? I'm afraid it won't work. If the emperor finds out that we are alone in the same room, he doesn't know what kind of harm he will do to deal with me. By the way
There is also a problem with the title. Call her queen? Didn’t she almost cry out to tears when she said "sister-in-law" last time? Maybe she will cry bitterly this time, and then... I don’t dare to think about that.
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We can't go to the queen directly, but we can go around in a circle. Zhu Youcong remembered that his unmarried wife still lives in the courtyard. Isn't she the queen's sister? I will find my future wife and no one will interfere.
, maybe it’s too late for the father, queen, mother and concubine to be happy even if they find out.
Wandering at the door of the little fairy's room, Zhu Youcong hesitated again. When he entered, he called his wife directly. What if this little girl who had grown up in a nunnery had some unique martial arts skills and was shy again? He would have to kick me.
Kick him out of the palace! Then my escape plan will be completed in disgrace, but the main business will also be delayed, which is not cost-effective!
"Sister, what do you think this young general is doing?" Looking at the chubby figure outside the window, Ning Meng knew without guessing that it was General Zhenguo who had never dared to show his face.
"Who knows what bad ideas he is planning!" Zhang Yan did not expect that Zhu Youcong would be so stubborn in resisting the existence of herself and her sister. Thinking of the last time, the princess finally pretended to be ill and deceived Zhu Youcong into coming back. As a result,
Before he could rush over with his sister, he blew a big hole in the palace wall on the pretext of going to the toilet. Otherwise, why would the prince now strictly prohibit this young general from getting within three feet of the courtyard wall? And this
He was kidnapped this time, so he might be trying to escape again.
"Bang——"
Zhu Youcong also took the risk, pushed the door open and walked in. It was just meeting his future wife, what was there to be afraid of? She was not ugly, and quite beautiful; she was not a superwoman who could transform.
Damn it, you can even eat yourself! Even with more than 100 kilograms of meat, she would have to eat it for several months, and she might even get indigestion after eating it!
"ah--"
Although this was her sister's room, Zhang Yan didn't expect that Zhu Youcong would suddenly open the door and come in. Could it be that this young general wanted to kidnap his sister as described in the memorial to the Ministry of Punishments, and then force the prince to agree to his running away from home?
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"Big..." What's bigger? Auntie? She's not that old! Sister-in-law? She'll cry! Zhu Youcong didn't expect Zhang Yan to be here. He looked around, yes, this is my future wife's room.
!But why is the queen here too?
"ah--"
Zhang Yan was worthy of being a queen. Although she was surprised, she quickly regained her composure. The little fairy Ning Meng next to her was obviously the slow-responsive type, and she only suddenly screamed now.
"Don't... don't scream!" Zhu Youcong rushed forward and covered Ning Meng's little mouth. What are you doing? You are also dressed neatly. You should be doing embroidery by looking at this posture! You are screaming like this
, and then I summoned everyone in the house. If they thought I had done something bad, would I be unjust?
"Woooo..."
Ningmeng's mouth and nose were tightly covered by Zhu Youcong's fat hands, and her little face turned red. No, I can't breathe. I have to save myself! Lift my feet and step hard...
"Ahem..." Ningmeng, who was finally able to breathe on her own, kept patting her chest with her little hands.
This witch must be a master of concealment! Zhu Youcong, who had suffered a black kick, muttered to himself. In order not to attract other people's attention, he did not dare to shout loudly. Now he could only hold his injured foot and cry silently.
She looked like a wronged little daughter-in-law.
"You... you're a slut!" Why did this little general grow so much flesh? He covered himself so much that his nose still hurts. The little fairy Ningmeng, who finally recovered her breath, stretched out her slender
He pointed and yelled at Zhu Youcong! But the voice was very pleasant and tactful. It didn't sound like he was angry, but rather like a coquettish person!
"Mother... mother..." To ask for help, Zhu Youcong had to endure the severe pain and keep a smile on his face.
"Huh! The princess is not here!" The little fairy was very angry. Did this little fat guy come to me looking for his mother?
"Madam!" I blame myself for not saying it clearly, so this little witch misunderstood me.
"He..." This title made Ning Meng, who already knew her fate, feel her heart beat fast, and she responded in a low voice: "She hasn't passed the door yet!"
"Sister?" Okay, you haven't walked through the door yet, Zhu Youcong thinks you can call her like this first.
"I'm not as old as you!" As her future wife, Ningmeng had seen Zhu Youcong's birth date very competently and knew that this young general was several months older than herself. Besides, women are afraid of old age, so for him
I am very dissatisfied with this name!
"Miss?"
"snort!"
"girl?"
"..."
"What are you doing..." This time the little fairy directly expressed her serious protest with actions. Zhu Youcong had to bend down again and stroke the other injured foot. "How do you want me to call you to be satisfied?"
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"Why do you want to think for yourself!" Ning Meng pouted and raised her eyebrows coldly. This made Zhu Youcong deeply realize that being unreasonable is a woman's patent, especially for such a beautiful little witch.
"Sister..." The kind-hearted Zhang Yan couldn't bear to watch the two men continue to fight. She first glared at her little sister, and then became concerned about Zhu Youcong's injury. "General, is your foot okay?"
"It's okay, it's okay, thank you for your trouble, sister!" Zhu Youcong endured the grief and straightened his back. He can't call his future wife this way, he can always call her sister!
"You can't be a slave!"
"Definitely!" Zhu Youcong couldn't understand why Zhang Yan kept calling herself a slave, and there were no outsiders here. Even if she was not the emperor's ex-wife, she was older than him, and she was still the sister of his future wife!
"That's right, she is my sister, you can't scream randomly!" Ning Meng adhered to the principle that what the enemy insists on is what we oppose, and was determined to fight Zhu Youcong to the end.
"Okay, okay! I won't call you the head office anymore? I'm here to ask you to help with something!" Zhu Youcong gave up and continued to struggle. I'm afraid it would take several days to resolve just the title issue.
"What are the general's orders?" Zhang Yan was also very surprised. Why did this general, like the emperor, always go to the Three Treasures Hall for no reason?
"The thing is like this..." Before the little fairy continued to cause trouble, Zhu Youcong explained the matter thoroughly.
"This..." Although Zhang Yan left the palace, she still found a way to contact the emperor and put the drawings into his hands. She was about to agree, but someone stopped.
"If you have something to ask for, shouldn't you be polite to others first?" Ning Meng jumped out before Zhang Yan could speak.
Want a gift? That's easy to do! Zhu Youcong is thinking about dispatching a group of technicians from the kiln factory in a while to start trial burning glass. Then, wouldn't it be enough to pick out a few crooked and inferior waste products and give them to the little witch?
"No problem, wait a while and I will give you some rare items that you have never seen before!"
"Huh! We sisters don't want those vulgar things!" Little Fairy Ningmeng is not that easy to get rid of...
Common things? That's something you've never seen before! Zhu Youcong carefully probed: "Then what do you want? As long as I can do it, I will find it for you!"
"I want you to agree to three conditions!" Ning Meng stretched out three onion-like fingers, with a cunning light shining in her eyes!
Three conditions? Why do you do this again? Do you understand that this is called a cliché? Zhu Youcong wondered whether he should recite a classic line in response.
"First, you are not allowed to run away when you see our sisters in the future!" The little fairy obviously did not have the patience as good as the heroine in the novel, and put forward conditions before Zhu Youcong could answer.
"That's no problem!" Isn't it just that we don't run away when we meet? Isn't it okay if we don't meet?
"Second, you have to come and tell us stories every day..." The little fairy may actually have the ability to predict the future, "Don't nod your head, I haven't finished speaking yet! Even if you are too busy and can't come, you have to make up for it on another day.
superior!"
Are you going to let me live? For the sake of national affairs, Zhu Youcong can only have his teeth knocked out and swallowed with blood. Nodding, what else can he do? The worst he can do is bring a group of vicious dogs with him, I think you still dare to follow!
"Third..." Ningmeng circled around Zhu Youcong and raised her arrogant little head: "I can't tell you the third one now, but you have to promise to do it!" She exhaled mischievously again.
Tongue said mysteriously, "I can guarantee that it will be a great thing for you!"
You promise? Zhu Youcong really wants to see if there are invisible horns on Ningmeng's head and a fluffy little tail growing out of her back. Is that a good thing? But I don't know how bad it is for me!
I have already sacrificed my life for the country, and these more than 100 kilograms plus any more that will increase in the future are all handed over to you!
"Okay, you can go find the prince now and just give these things to him!" Ning Meng also knew how to contact the emperor.
"Eunuch Wang? The Eunuch who accompanied me to Beijing last time?" Zhu Youcong hoped that the answer would be no.
"Yes! Isn't he in the palace? Have you forgotten that he is the emperor's most caring attendant?" The little fairy's expression was very strange, and her eyes were clearly telling Zhu Youcong, "You are really stupid!"
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Zhu Youcong recalled that this person seemed to have been mentioned in the emperor's secret decree! Oh my god, why did I forget about this? Isn't this asking for trouble!