"Fourth brother, is there anything else that catches your eye?" Zhu Yousong asked Zhu Yousong while holding a glass ornament.
"Well, that's it!" Looking at the large pile of messy ornaments that his three brothers helped to select in front of him, Zhu Youcong, who had just been shocked, really couldn't get interested. Moreover, he didn't understand that it was just an artificial crystal. Is it? It’s more valuable than glass, do you need it as if you were looking at a lover? And caress it so gently? Ugh... Even if you want a fetish, you should choose a good one, but why did you choose a glass pig?
February 7th
Three moments of ugliness
"Bang--" Zhu Youcong was suddenly awakened by the sound of a porcelain bottle falling to the ground in his dream, and for a moment he felt that the whole room was shaking. Earthquake? The little fat man suddenly sat up with an incredible jerk, covering his ears with lightning speed. He jumped under the bed like a head-hugging mouse. But because his body was too... plump? As a result, most of his fat butt was kicked out, and his calves were still pushing in.
Not so unlucky? Zhu Youcong, who traveled across time because of shoddy real estate, kept gesticulating with his hands, from Tathagata, Guanyin, Sanqing, Jade Emperor, to the Holy Mother, Jesus, and even Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie. At this time, he didn't care about any gods. Atheism, anyway, all the things he has heard of and never seen, famous and unknown in ancient and modern times, Chinese and foreign, those who became immortals, Buddhas and gods were all talked about!
The summoning worked? After waiting for a long time, it seems that it has stopped shaking, but why is it so dark? Could it be? Could it be... stop playing! Zhu Youcong, who has had a time-travel experience, seems to have returned to the state when he first arrived?
"Cong'er..."
Huh? Still called a bug? Not a bird? But so dark... Oh, by the way, I'm under the bed! Zhu Youcong finally woke up and crawled out in embarrassment. When did the fire come out of the house? So many people came out? The disheveled King Fu, the princess who barely wore a coat, three brothers who looked like their butts were burning in single clothes, and a group of maids with mouths that could open like elephant legs!
"Father...mother..." I was so embarrassed. This time so many people saw my brother's ostrich look, wow... I haven't had time to create that wise and decisive glorious image, it was just ruined! Zhu You Cong was thinking about finding a way to humanely destroy the group of people in front of him. But among them were his parents and three brothers. What should he do? He couldn't kill his father and brother. He had to think of a way to fool them!
"My child... my child is... I am picking up the glass beads that fell just now!" It doesn't matter whether he believes it or not, that's what I said anyway, so I believe it, believe it or not. Zhu You Cong posed like a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water.
"Hey..." King Fu didn't pay attention to Zhu Youcong's nonsense. He turned to his other three sons and said, "Your fourth brother is fine. Go back quickly. Don't freeze!"
"It's okay. My fourth brother must have been frightened by this earth dragon's turning over. I'll stay here to accompany my fourth brother!" It seems that at least Zhu Yousong didn't believe the nonsense of a shameless little fat man, and continued: "Besides... …Fourth brother, the room is very warm, so I asked someone to get some clothes."
Look, what are you looking at? Zhu Youcong looked at Zhu Youhua who kept blinking at him and rolled his eyes inwardly, thinking sinisterly: "Look again, look again and I will draw a circle and curse you with amnesia later!"
"You all go down first!" King Fu waved away the maids, held Zhu Youcong in his arms and sighed: "Hey... Since the defeat of the Sarhu Army in the forty-sixth year of Wanli, the former emperor, the DPRK and the Central Party have been fighting for victory day by day. Now, I caught up with this earth dragon and turned around again..."
Is this the King of Fortune? The King of Fortune who didn't care about anything in history and only knew how to eat, drink, have fun and make money all day long would also have such a compassionate heart? Zhu Youcong wanted to reach out and pull it to see if it was someone.
The man was wearing a human skin mask and was trying to fool him.
"Father..." Zhu Youcong really couldn't find any words to comfort King Fu. He didn't dare to say that the court would provide relief to the victims. After all, the most recorded record about the late Ming Dynasty in the history books was the extortionate expropriation...
"Hey... I wonder how much food and salary officials from all over the country will deduct from me this year!" Transformed, King Fu transformed on the spot! The person who was worried about the country and the people just now began to worry about his money bag.
I...Zhu Youcong can't wait to grab his fat father's neck and shake it hard. How long has it been? You still only care about your own food and salary? You must know that this is an earthquake! Although the earthquake in the palace was not too strong just now,
No houses collapsed and no one was injured, but who knows where the epicenter is? Who knows whether there will be a large number of refugees in the epicenter area? You must know that this is the chaotic era of the late Ming Dynasty, and tens of thousands can be summoned by just raising an arm.
Or even hundreds of thousands of refugees! I don’t know if this fat dad was imprisoned by the feudal lord or something. At this time, he didn’t even think of rescuing the victims to win over people’s hearts?
"Father?"
"Huh? What's wrong with Cong'er?"
"Now that the world is uneasy and there is such a natural disaster, why don't you save the people from the disaster..." Zhu Youcong tried his best to persuade with a harmless expression.
"Conong'er, no!" Before Zhu Youcong could finish speaking, King Fu felt as if he was struck by lightning. He quickly covered Zhu Youcong's little mouth and looked around to confirm that everyone had been driven away before whispering: "Conong'er, please
Don’t make such rebellious and unethical remarks!”
"Ah?" Zhu Youcong was very puzzled. Wasn't it just to help the victims to gain some popularity? Why did he become a treasonous person? Why was his father so nervous?
"Cong'er, although you are still young, you will eventually inherit the throne from your father. Let your father tell you slowly so that you will not cause any trouble in the future!"
After King Fu's general explanation, Zhu Youcong understood that the vassal king had many restrictions in the fiefdom. For example, the two kings were not allowed to meet each other;
When traveling out of the city, the local officials must report it in time. All relevant officials will be punished with a cane, and will be dismissed from civil service, and the military attache will be demoted and transferred to the frontier. Except for birthdays, the vassal king is not allowed to have drinks with officials. When the palace issues a response, the local official must report it immediately.
It is only allowed to be carried out after the imperial approval, otherwise it will be punished with a serious crime. The royal officials also used senior officials to appoint people without ranking, and resigned from the county magistrate and other posts, which became a place of idleness. The four people's industry must not be premeditated, and officials will never be able to do so, and farmers and merchants
Mo Tong. To put it bluntly, the vassal king is just a group of pigs raised in a pen. It is okay for you to do whatever you want on your own three-thirds of an acre of land, but never leave this circle!
Not to mention important matters such as providing relief to the victims and winning over people's hearts. The last time Zhu Youcong's brothers went out to measure the fields, they had to go through early request for instructions and late report. They were approved at various levels, covered with countless red scars, and finally reviewed by the clan government.
The trip only took place with the emperor's approval. For those shops in the family, Empress Zheng of Xiaoning had to deal with Emperor Shenzong after she cried, made trouble, and hanged herself. Shenzong was scolded a lot for this. A few days ago, I sent Xiao Changzi to go there.
He went to the capital under the pretext of inviting famous doctors to treat the young prince.
No, this is such a nonsense! Dad is the king in name, but in reality he is the leader of a pig, and Zhu Youcong is the little piglet? His only right is to eat and sleep.
We go around the pen to eat, and the breeder will let us go out for a walk if we are in a good mood?
"Oh my god! Just send me to prehistoric society with thunder!" Zhu Youcong shouted in his heart. Originally he was only worried about the generals, so he finally selected Lu Xiangsheng; later he was worried about the money bag and spent a long time thinking about it.
I just came up with the idea of making bone china. It turns out... So you dug a hole and waited for me here? You want me, a captive pig, to counterattack the breeder and then face the jackals, tigers and leopards all over the mountains and plains? This is too difficult
Now that you're older, aren't you afraid that this fat pig like me will be sapped by accident and smoked into bacon and stuffed into sausages?
Change, must change! If one Lu Xiangsheng is not enough, let's find someone else. Let's set up a high-intelligence criminal group headquarters? Then let them find a way to get me out of this circle first. As for now? Uh-huh, Zhu You
Cong raised his head and looked out the window. It was almost dawn. After struggling all night, the shouting and screaming outside had gradually subsided. Go to sleep, go to sleep! Zhu Youcong, a heartless person, may have been raped several times in a row.
The blow caused me to lose my mind, and I was actually half-held by King Fu and began to snore, with a stream of drool hanging from the corner of my mouth!
ps: According to historical records, on the night of the sixth day of the second year of Tianqi, there was an earthquake in Yuncheng. There was a sound like thunder, the ground cracked and springs gushed out, chickens and dogs barked, and walled houses collapsed. More than half of the battlements of Juye City collapsed. The Confucian temples and verandas were all damaged. The earthquake in Licheng was like thunder.
, the house shook and the earth shook. Caozhou, Chengwu, Caoxian, Puzhou, Chaocheng, Jinxiang, and Yutai were all shaken and heard loudly. It affected Yanzhou Prefecture, Dong'a, Pingyin, Dongping Prefecture, Wenshang, Dingtao, and Jinan Prefecture.
There are more than 30 prefectures and counties in three provinces including Yanshi, Qi County, and Weishi in Kaifeng Prefecture. Shangqiu, Suizhou, Luyi, and Yangwu in Guide Prefecture, as well as Xuzhou, Xiaoxian, Peixian, and Fengxian.