Chapter 6 The trouble of height (please ask for a monthly pass)
iChapter 6 The Troubles of Height Please give me a monthly ticket
Have pity on me! Give me some monthly tickets! I'm going to jump off the building because of the monthly tickets...
Even Liu Yilan, a little loli who is not very curious, was teased into the state of a kitten scratching her heart, which shows how weird and serious the whole thing is.
Seeing the little Lolita's eyes full of desire to "seek popular science," the sensual man smiled slightly and said, "This is my exclusive secret skill! It's not convenient to tell you outside. I'll go home first and tell you when I get home."
Although she was seriously dissatisfied with her desires, the little Loli looked around and saw that there were too many people and it was really not the place to talk.
Nodding: "Brother, let's go quickly! Godfather and godmother will be very happy if they know that they have made so much money."
"Haha, if they find out, they will definitely not be happy, but go crazy with joy." Sensual Man was quite proud of himself, and expected his parents' expressions to be secretly happy when they found out that he had made eight hundred thousand in one go.
Today, in order to show the most beautiful side of herself to the sensible people, the little Loli did not ride the unsightly electric three-wheeler when she came here, but changed to a red women's electric bicycle.
If electric bikes are also considered to be fragrant cars, even though the beauty is just a lolita, they complement each other perfectly. At least they are much more eye-catching than the old 26-year-old bicycles used by sensible people.
Sensual Loli's electric bike looked at her own bike again and thought for a moment: "I want to buy a car."
In the past, I had no choice but to have money. Now that I have money, a sensible person wants to be extravagant, so he takes his little loli to accompany him to a car shop, picks and chooses, and buys an electric three-wheeler...
Don’t miss the three-wheeler. Sensunren’s electric three-wheeler is not ordinary. It has a stylish and compact appearance. It is bright yellow and has fully closed automatic doors. It is not afraid of wind or rain. It is most suitable for shopping, picking up and dropping off children, and is suitable for men, women and children.
Moreover, the Sensational Man has a slim figure and does not look crowded when sitting inside. The most enjoyable thing is that the price is not expensive. It only cost a little over two thousand, so it is not more economical than that.
The biggest advantage of electric cars is that they don’t require a driver’s license and you can just pay and drive away.
Sensitive Man tied a 26-year-old bicycle to the back seat of a tricycle. Although he bought an electric three-wheeler, he still has to learn to ride a bicycle in the future. Sensitive Man has no intention of buying a new one. After all, he has been riding for several years and has feelings for him. Sensitive Man
I plan to throw it away after the Chinese New Year...
Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new!
The electric tricycle was chosen by the little Lolita, so she also likes it very much, but she already has a big battery tricycle at home, which is her companion when she goes fishing, so she can only look at this one.
With the new equipment, Sensun Man's face was rosy and high-spirited, and he felt refreshed while driving on the road, but his complexion soon darkened.
"Hey, how stupid is this? A grown man rides a girl's electric tricycle, and there is a two-wheeled motorcycle from the 1980s tied to the back. It's so damn hard and simple."
"You can't say that. Maybe this is performance art to promote diligence and frugality!"
"! What a fucking shame. If it were me, I would have been killed by a fucking head-on collision!"
"What are you talking about? This electric tricycle is very cute! It's very suitable for us girls, but the bicycle at the back is a bit annoying."
“Performance art is so fucking disgusting these days.”
My sensitive ears heard too many sarcastic words along the way, and my face turned dark, and I cursed in my heart: Go to hell with you Mala next door, a bunch of poor people who can't afford a car, they laugh at others when they walk on two legs, they sit down
Damn it, take the bus!
I was angry when I bought a car, and the sensual person felt that this society had hurt him.
Finally, we arrived downstairs in the community. A group of adults, aunts, and many children in the community saw the newly bought electric three-wheeler by Sensunren. They all looked at it curiously and seemed to be very envious.
Thank you, uncles and aunties, and thank you little kids, you have healed the wounded hearts of sensual people.
The functional man was resurrected on the spot with full health. He stepped out of the car refreshed, unloaded the bicycle, and then pressed the button to turn the automatic door into a fully closed state, which was not only waterproof but also anti-theft.
A few children ran over curiously and pointed at Sensational Man's electric tricycle. An old man also came over and said with a smile: "The electric tricycle is pretty good! Where can I buy it?"
Guan Neng knew this old man. They were from a small community. They often played chess with a group of old men downstairs. Guan Yi was also one of their chess players, so they were quite familiar with each other.
"Haha, I bought it from a high-speed train specialty store. The price is not expensive, just over two thousand." Sensual Man wanted to show off his 'horse', so he started working on it without thinking that this brand store would not give it to him.
One cent endorsement fee.
The old man listened hummingly, and after understanding the situation, he went to promote it to other old men and ladies.
The sensual man drove away the pointing little brats, locked the car, took the pottery making tools, and the little lolita.
The little loli wore high heels this time and was not used to climbing stairs. When she reached the third floor, she made an ouch and fell forward.
"Be careful!" Sensual Man had quick eyesight and quick hands. He grabbed the little Lolita, pulled her back and pulled her into his arms.
The little Loli was in shock, hugging the Sensual Man's waist tightly, her face turned pale, and her heart was pounding.
"Is everything okay?" Sensual Man hugged the little Loli and asked with concern after breathing a sigh of relief.
Little Loli shook her head and raised her right foot: "The heel is broken."
The sensible person looked down and saw that, sure enough, a seven-centimeter heel was broken off and lying alone on the stairs.
Bending down to pick up the heel, the sensible man smiled bitterly and said, "This is not going to be easy. There are no shoe repairmen nearby. Go home first! We have glue at home. Let's see if we can fix it!"
The little Loli hummed softly, but her feet were too high and too low to walk, so she looked at the sensible man pitifully: "Brother..."
"Uh..." The little Lolita's eyes were always full of lethality. The sensual man shook his head helplessly, took two steps forward, and squatted down: "Come on!"
"Hehe, thank you, brother." The little loli happily jumped on the back of the capable person, hugged the capable person's neck with her arms, and said with a sweet smile: "Brother, you are so kind."
The sensual man hooked the little Loli's legs with both hands and said with a smile: "Don't wear high heels anymore. You are only 13 years old and already over 1.6 meters tall. You may grow to 1.8 meters in another five years. Wearing high heels hurts other people's self-esteem."
Already."
"Brother, stop talking, I'm also very troubled." The little Loli scratched her temples depressedly. For a little Loli who grew to 1.65 meters at the age of thirteen, height is definitely a lifelong worry.
The sensual man laughed and said: "I just asked you not to wear high heels. It doesn't matter even if you grow to 1.8 meters. Aren't many international supermodels also that tall? Besides, it's good to be tall! It will be of great help to the next generation.
Let me think about it, if your future husband is as tall as two meters and you are over 1.8 meters tall, maybe you can give birth to Yao Ming."
"Brother, you are laughing at me." When talking about the issue of the next generation, the thirteen-year-old girl was very shy.
"No." The sensible man smiled, with a thoughtful look on his face: "But to be honest, if you really grow to more than 1.8 meters, or even more than 1.9 meters in the future, it will hurt your self-esteem too much."
It was originally a joke, but the little Loli took it seriously, and suddenly looked sad: "Then what should I do! My father is only 1.85 meters tall, and my mother is also 1.73 meters tall. I will never really grow that big in the future."
Gao? Brother, what should I do?"
"Uh, what should I do?" What can a sensible person do? Now that nutrition is so good and children are so big, it is really possible for little lolita to grow into a giant monster, which is as big as a pear mountain if you think about it:
"Ahem, let nature take its course! At worst, I'll find someone who plays basketball or volleyball in the future."
"But..." the little loli muttered in the sensible man's ear: "I just want to marry my eldest brother!"
"Ahem..." Although these words make the Sensual Man very happy, if Liu Yilan really grows to be as tall as 1.9 meters in the future, it will not be easy for him. The pressure will be too great. Unless the decathlon can be transformed a few more times,
Let him grow to two meters.
Maybe some men in the world like women who are taller than themselves, but sensual men are definitely not among them. His current height of 1.85 meters is already tall enough. If he finds someone taller than himself, is it possible that he really wants to have a baby?
Yao Ming comes out!
Fortunately, there was no time for the two of them to think so much, and the sixth floor arrived quickly.
When he went out early, Sensational Man said that he would come back as soon as possible and asked his parents to wait at home. At this time, both of them were at home, but when they saw little Loli being carried by Sensual Man, they were surprised and said: "Yilan, what's wrong?
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Seeing her godfather and godmother, the little Loli temporarily forgot her worries and said with a smile: "Godfather, godmother, I'm fine. It's just that the heel of my shoe is broken and I can't walk."
Guan Yi and Li Xinhong breathed a sigh of relief. At this moment, Sensengren walked to the sofa, put down the little Lolita, and asked: "Mom, do we still have 502 in our house?"
"Yes! Mom, go take a look."
502 is a kind of glue that is well-known across the country. It is very effective for sticking the heels. If you add two nails, it is guaranteed to be stronger than new shoes.
Sensational Man went to get a pair of slippers for Liu Yilan, smiled and said: "Wear these first!"
Yilan opened the zipper on the side of her long shoes and released her little feet wearing pink socks.
A sensual person does not have a foot fetish, let alone a sock fetish, but when he saw Liu Yilan's little feet wearing socks, he felt an indescribable feeling of affection and smiled slightly: "Yilan is very suitable for wearing socks, very cute."
"Hehe..." Maybe the part being praised was the feet, so the little loli was a little embarrassed, so she smiled shyly and stuffed her feet into her slippers so that no one could see her.
Guan Yi looked at Guan Nianren with a little nervousness and uneasiness: "Son, how are you doing?"
The look of my father made the sensible person want to laugh a little bit, but the psychological shadow caused by the big stick for more than ten years was too great, so he didn't dare to laugh.
He coughed dryly, took out ten wads of bills from his inner pocket, neatly stacked them on the coffee table, and said with a smile: "This is one hundred thousand, dad, you count it."
When Guan Yi took out the first wad of banknotes from the functional man, Guan Yi's breath shortened. Now that he saw ten wads of banknotes on the coffee table, his eyes were straight.
snap——
502 fell to the ground. Li Xinhong screamed in surprise and walked over quickly: "Son, this...is this?"
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