"Fortunately, half of it." Shangguan Nengren wiped the bottle clean with a rag, turned his head and asked Beibei: "Beibei, will you drink more?"
He froze at Beibei's smile, frowned, glanced at Zhang Tingting, and said lightly: "Someone is dirty, how can you drink it?"
"Well……"
"Yi Beibei, who did you say is dirty?" Zhang Tingting couldn't hear any criticizing Beibei. She was so angry that she raised her eyebrows and grabbed the mop and wanted to fight her one-on-one.
"I didn't say anything about you! You can't make the right choice!" Xiang Beibei's eyes narrowed into a slit.
Zhang Tingting is so tender that she is the opponent of Beibei's savage tongue? She was almost choked with one sentence.
Shangguan Nengren couldn't help laughing and crying: "Two sisters, give me some face! You guys are so happy, I'm stuck in the middle but can't stand it."
Every time, every time, why do you have to make a noise every time? Shangguan Nengren is about to cry.
"Haha, okay, we powerful people have spoken, so I won't be as familiar with her." As a woman, you must be a little sensible. Xiang Beibei did this very well, and one sentence makes the Shangguan Ai Ren more face.
"Hmph! I don't have time to argue with someone!" Zhang Tingting also sold her face, wiped the floor clean, ran back to her seat and took a math book, and slapped the desktop of the official talent: "Da Neng Ren"
Tell me, person.”
Humph! Vixen, don’t think that you are the only one who is working hard, and I will not lose to you.
"Uh... sister, I haven't finished it yet!" Shangguan Nengren said weakly with half a piece of bread.
“…”
Zhang Tingting glared at him fiercely: "Why don't you eat it!"
"Hey!" Shangguan Nengren stuffed bread into his mouth.
"Haha, I'm very obedient!" The gloomy laughter of Beibei exuded a burst of cold air.
Shangguan Nengren shivered in fear.
"Uh...um...cough..." Bread stuck in his throat.
"Himmer-Himmer-Himmer-Himmer-" Her face was so purple that she was about to die...
Xiang Beibei's expression changed, Zhang Tingting's eyes and hands quickly, grabbed Beibei's drink bottle first, stuffed it into Shangguan Nengren's mouth, and juice rushed into his throat.
Shangguan Nengren's face gradually returned to normal, and he breathed and wiped the sweat on his face: "Uh... I almost died."
He narrowed his eyes at Beibei and looked at Zhang Tingting, and smiled: "The reaction is very fast! Thank you."
"I don't have to thank you." Zhang Tingting threw the empty drink bottle into the back trash can and entered the hole accurately: "If a powerful man choked to death, I will not be able to find someone to coach."
He picked up the math book and sat in the front row, lowered his head, and read the book intently, but for some reason, two red clouds gradually appeared on his face.
Why?
He smiled at Beibei, pulled Guan Nengren's hand, and whispered: "Is it okay?"
"It's okay." Shangguan Nengren shook his head and smiled bitterly: "It's just stop scaring me next time. Fortunately, there are still some drinks left, otherwise I will become the first person in the world to choke to death."
"Haha, don't worry, it doesn't matter even if there is no drink." Xiang Beibei smiled.
"Uh...why?" Shangguan Nengren was stunned: "Is there another way?"
"There are many ways!" Zhang Tingting in the front row raised her head and looked at Shangguan Nengren like an idiot: "The easiest thing is to run out of the classroom immediately and turn right. The bathroom is only five meters away from the classroom. As long as you are not a snail, you will definitely be able to
Drink water before choking.”
There is a water pipe for cleaning in the bathroom. Although it is not hygienic, it can be consumed directly.
"Uh... so too." Shangguan Nengren scratched his head. It was really strange. He had learned so well and his brain was easy to use. Why didn't he pay attention to these small details?
Shangguan Nengren thought about it and suddenly realized that it was not because he didn't notice it, but in front of two smart and even somewhat powerful school beauties, he habitually pulled his IQ back to the miserable state he used to be.
But when he left the two school beauties and faced with Liu Yilan's little loli, he could perform 100% of his IQ normally.
This is how people are. Even if they are very capable, they always feel that they are not confident when facing people who have been afraid of before. If they want to get rid of this psychological shadow, the only way is to press the person they have been afraid of on the ground and beat them up.
I understand that the other party is just like this, and it is not as powerful as I imagined.
But unfortunately, Shangguan Nengren faced two school beauties. No matter how stupid he was, he would never be able to press the two school beauties to the ground and beat them up...
Well, if it's another kind of beating...
He smiled at Beibei: "That's right, but even if there is no drop of water within a radius of hundreds of miles, you won't choke to death."
"Uh..." Shangguan Nengren was stunned, shocked and confused: Beibei, do you know that I can spell it and can turn it into water?
"Don't talk nonsense like that, don't you feel embarrassed?" Zhang Tingting blushed and said to stop him.
"What?" Shangguan Nengren looked puzzled: "What does it mean? Who is losing?"
He narrowed his eyes at Beibei and smiled: "So you know! I underestimated you."
"Hmph!" Zhang Tingting curled her lips disdainfully: "You vixen don't think of yourself very much. There are more people in the world who are smarter than you."
"Uh... this is unlikely!" Shangguan Nengren felt that it was unlikely to find someone smarter than Xiang Beibei in the modern era. If we were to find several people from ancient times, such as Jiang Ziya, Zhang Liang,
Zhuge Liang...
Smile to Beibei: "Fortunately, there may be someone in the world with higher IQ than me, but whether I can use my IQ to the extreme depends on the environment and opportunities in which I am. I believe I will not lose in this regard
To anyone.”
"Hmph! I'm so arrogant." Zhang Tingting hugged her chest with her hands and curled her lips disdainfully: "Don't forget, you have lost to me in the exam results. Even if you don't talk about me, a powerful man is a natural barrier that you can't get past."
"Uh...hehe, too much award, too much award." Shangguan Ren grinned, smiling as if a chrysanthemum was in full bloom.
Zhang Tingting: "..."
To Beibei: "..."
"What a satisfying man!" x2
He smiled at Beibei: "Yes! In terms of learning, maybe I will never be able to compare with powerful people, but in other aspects...hehe..."
If it's a conspiracy...
"Tsk! Who is taller if you have the ability?" Zhang Tingting stood up, raised her chest and raised her head, with a look of pride on her face: "Soon Beibei, stand up and compete!"
To Beibei: "..."
Although Zhang Tingting was teased by a capable man as a little slut, her height of 1.65 meters is already very good among girls. Compared with that, Xiang Beibei, who is 1.6 meters tall, is much more ordinary, which is higher than her height.
Completely defeated.
There was a black line on her face. She took a breath at Beibei, slowly exhaled it, glanced at Zhang Tingting's chest, and smiled slightly: "For women, it's good to be tall, but chest...haha..."
Xiang Beibei stood up straight, and the seventeen-year-old Xiang Beibei made a preliminary identification and a little cow.
Zhang Tingting showed three black lines on her face, looking down at her chest. Although she was a big hit among the same age, she was defeated and eliminated in a crushing defeat!
"Haha...hehe..." Zhang Tingting smiled coldly: "What's the big breast? For women, body proportions are truly priceless gold, compared to body shape...hehehe..."
There was another black line on Xiang Beibei's face. Although her breasts were very plump, she was slightly worse than Zhang Tingting, who had a golden ratio, when compared to her figure.
In the third competition, Xiang Beibei lost his body shape.
"Haha..." Xiang Beibei narrowed his eyes and smiled a little darkly: "It is indeed important to have a good figure, but for a woman, she has to shoulder the important task of reproducing the next generation. So is her butt big enough?
Not round enough is a very important consideration, compared to the butt...haha..."
Xiang Beibei is not only confident in her breasts, but also in her buttocks. If many women bent over and raised their buttocks, the buttocks will not look too ugly no matter how they are. But if they stand up straight, many women's buttocks will be simply
Can't see it.
Xiang Beibei stood up straight, and her buttocks were still plump and perky, like a peach. There was a beautiful buttock competition in Western countries. If Xiang Beibei participated, it would be at least the level of the top three.
In comparison, although Zhang Tingting's buttocks are also very beautiful, they are... too small.
Because of the body proportions, Zhang Tingting's butt is very small. All pants can show the most perfect effect when worn on her body. She has a big breast, a thin waist, a small butt and a long legs. This is the most perfect golden ratio, but a small butt.
The disadvantage is that it is much more difficult and dangerous to have a child than a woman with a larger butt.
Women with big butts are easy to give birth to children, and the possibility of mother and son being safer is greater. Women with small butts often die in ancient times. Fortunately, in modern times, caesarean section was invented, and having children is no longer a gate of hell for women.
However, caesarean section has its natural disadvantages. First of all, children who give birth normally will be squeezed by the genitals when they come to this world through their genitals in the mother's belly, causing the child's somewhat cracked brain bones to be closed together.
This way the child will be smarter and less likely to get sick, and mothers who give birth naturally will be more likely to recover and produce milk normally.
Although the children of pregnant women who have caesarean section are not much different, and the brain bones can slowly aggregate acquired, the postoperative recovery of pregnant women is very slow. Moreover, because caesarean section does not conform to natural laws, some minor problems will occur in milk production.
Overall, women with big butts are more suitable for raising children, which is the first choice for inheritance. Even in modern times, there are many mothers-in-law who look at their daughter-in-law. The first thing they see is whether the butt is big enough. Women with big butts are better for raising children.
There is no need for the whole family to suffer.
In the fourth competition, Zhang Tingting's butt is small and difficult to give birth. Xiang Beibei's butt is big and beautiful, and she is definitely a woman who is easy to give birth to. Xiang Beibei vs. Zhang Tingting won the game!
Zhang Tingting was both ashamed and angry, her face turned red, and she raised her hand and pointed at Beibei: "You...you...you are shameless!"
"Shameless? Haha..." He smiled at Beibei: "I am just explaining a fact. Can you say that women with small butts are suitable for raising them?"
"What's wrong with a small butt? A small butt can make the lines of your pants!"
"Haha, it's not easy to give birth."
"It's only because of a small butt, it looks better!"
"Haha, it's not easy to give birth."
"Small butt..."
"hehe……"
Listening to the two school beauties blushing and arguing about the size of their butts and the issue of childbirth, Shangguanren covered his face with his hands: Oh my God! I want to have a baby and go home to give birth! This is the school!
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