The boy was extremely fast, and the dust was storm behind him, and he actually ran out of Ferrari's effect, which was amazing.
He rushed to the front and grabbed Shangguan Ren's wrist with one hand. The boy's eyebrows stood up and shouted loudly: "Don't let go!"
He used his strength to pull it hard. He thought that he would first pull the Guan Nengren's hand away, then grab his neck and beat him up, and a hero would save the beauty!
But an unexpected incident happened. Under his pulling of the "power of the ox and tigers", the arm of the Shangguan Ren did not move. In this situation, the boy was like a koala, hanging from the Shangguan Ren Ren.
The arm, on this thick branch, wanted to break the branches, but I found that my own strength could not even reach the ability to move the branches, which seemed ridiculous.
The situation beyond the script's expectations happened, and the boy's face suddenly looked like a heavy date, his eyebrows were like a lying silkworm, and he was extremely ashamed and angry.
"Uh..." Shangguan Nengren turned his head and looked at Zhang Tingting: "Who is this idiot? Do you know him?"
Zhang Tingting shook her head repeatedly, looking puzzled: "I don't know." She turned her head to look at the boy: "Who are you?"
The hero failed to save the beauty, but was regarded as **.
"I...I..." The boy knew that he had made a mistake even after another, his shameful face was like a heavy date and his eyebrows were like a lying silkworm.
"Hey?" Zhang Tingting was extremely surprised when she saw the boy's appearance: "Master, look quickly! He looks quite like you! You are almost like him when you blush!"
"You're talking nonsense!" Shangguan Nengren curled his lips and turned his head to look at the boy. His heavy date face and lying eyebrows...
“…”
"Cough!" Shangguan Nengren let go of his hand and patted the boy's shoulder: "How is this like? Look at him, it's much thicker than me."
Zhang Tingting rolled her eyes in contempt: "Who said he was so mad? I was talking about it! This is the virtue when you were teased by Beibei!"
"How can this happen? It's absolutely impossible!" Absolutely not admit it, nor do you admit it if you beat it to death. Shangguan Absolutely cannot tolerate himself as a boy!
Zhang Tingting was so happy that she took out her cell phone from her pocket, pressed a photo in a few seconds, and looked at the upper private person: "Look at it yourself."
Shangguan Nengren looked over and saw a thin monkey-like Guan Gong on the screen of his mobile phone, with his face as heavy as a date and his eyebrows as lying silkworms...
It's embarrassing! It's shameful and angry! Shangguan Nengren's face suddenly changed like a heavy date and his eyebrows were like a lying silkworm...
The boy also saw this photo. The shame and anger that had just subsided broke out again, his face was like a heavy date and his eyebrows were like a lying silkworm...
Zhang Tingting's eyes lit up, and she quickly used her phone to put the two of them into the memory card of the mobile phone. Seeing the two Guan Gongs on the screen, she immediately laughed at the sky: "Wow! It's so funny!"
Shangguan Nengren came to his senses and said angrily: "Delete!"
"Don't think about it!" Zhang Tingting stuck out her tongue: "Hmph! I will print it out in the future and stick it on the wall to ward off evil spirits!"
"Damn! Just stick it on the head of the bed to contraceptive!" Shangguan Nengren was extremely embarrassed and angry, and reached out to grab the phone: "Do you delete it for me!"
"Don't think about it!" Zhang Tingting hurriedly protected her cell phone and kicked her feet on Guan Nengren's leg: "Go away! Go away!"
Looking at the two people fighting, the boy was covered in tears and covered his face and ran away: "Wow, ahhhh~~~ It's embarrassing! I'm embarrassing! Mom..."
"Uh..." The two men were fighting and looked at the boy running in the sunset, and two drops of sweat appeared on their heads.
"It's all your fault!" Zhang Tingting opened Shangguan Nengren's hand, and naturally put her phone in her pocket, zipped it up, rolled her eyes: "You're scared away by your child."
"What does it have to do with me?" Shangguan Nengren did not show any weakness: "If you hadn't pretended to be a weak woman, how could the idiot have been to make fun of it?"
"Who asked you to bully me, I deserve it!" Zhang Tingting stuck out her tongue, snorted lightly, and turned her head to walk towards the carport.
"Hey? Don't leave! I haven't said anything yet!" Shangguan Nengren chased after him: "What's the matter with me?"
After being interrupted by that ** boy, Shangguan Ai almost forgot about this. Fortunately, he had a good mind and remembered it in time.
"Look at my memory, I almost forgot." Zhang Tingting knocked her head, stuck out her tongue, and smiled: "Thank you! Otherwise I won't be able to complete the task."
"Task?" Shangguan Nengren didn't understand: "Didn't you tell me something? What does it have to do with the task?"
"There's no way." Zhang Tingting sighed, looked at Shangguan Nengren, and said sneakily: "The Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message."
"Uh..." Shangguan Nengren was stunned, and then said with a righteous heart: "What did the Japanese say?"
Zhang Tingting rubbed her hands and laughed: "As long as you can surrender to the Imperial Army, you can guarantee your glory and wealth, and your money is huge..."
"Dream in the daytime!" Shangguan Nengren pinched Zhang Tingting's neck and said angrily: "You traitor! Why didn't I see you before! I represent the people, the government, I... I will strangle you to death!"
A song of Dandan's sadness, Shangguan Nengren did not breathe in one breath, his face turned pale, he hugged his crotch with both hands, and fell to the ground with a bang.
Zhang Tingting covered her neck and coughed repeatedly: "You...you bastard, you actually pinched me! I...hey? What's wrong with you?"
Shangguan Nengren's face was full of vigor: "My balls, indeed... indeed... indeed... indeed you are destined to live without a companionship and be alone for a lifetime..."
...
A few minutes later, Zhang Tingting helped Shangguan Nengren stand up with guilt on her face: "Is it okay? I'm sorry! I was a little breathless just now, and I didn't pay attention to the severity of my feet."
Shangguan Nengren shook his head with tears in his eyes: "This is all fate... I admit it..."
First, he looked at Beibei, then Xu Jingru, which caught up with Zhang Tingting again. Shangguan Nengren's heart was bleeding and his eyes were crying: Could it be that... Could it be that... my balls are destined to be destroyed by the familiar women sooner or later
?Immortal Heavenly Venerables, Ami Buddha, Harry and Lure, I wish you the eight generations of ancestors of your family...
"Hey?" It's obviously my fault, what does it have to do with life?
Zhang Tingting scratched her head and said a few words: "This... Anyway, I'm wrong. Come home with me! I have Yunnan Baiyao aerosol, you...you...squirt yourself..."
At the end of the story, Zhang Tingting blushed.
"No..." Shangguan Nengren shook tears: "I'm at your house for at least twenty minutes, I'm afraid I won't hold on..."
Riding a bicycle, your feet are up and down, and Dandan has to endure the "training" of the seat of the car for twenty minutes. Shangguan Nengren really can't afford to be hurt!
"This...this is also..." Zhang Tingting also thought of the key point, her face turned red, and she said, "Then...why do you take you in my car and I'll take you there?"
"No!" Shangguan Nengren flatly refused: "I can't pull that face off if a girl takes me."
"Tsk, you discriminate against women." Zhang Tingting was a little dissatisfied.
"No, I respect women very much. I often give up my seat to women when I take the bus." Shangguanren took a breath and felt that although Dandan was a little numb, she at least reacted a little. It seemed that Zhang Tingting was much lighter than Xiang Beibei and Xu Jingru now.
I think so, Xiang Beibei, a second-generation black man, has certainly good skills and strength, not to mention Xu Jingru, who dares to say that he is weak in C-level fists and feet? That is definitely a terror of Tyrannosaurus. If you go down with one claw, you will suffer.
No!
That is, Zhang Tingting, although she loves sports, she has never practiced it after all. No matter how powerful she is on her feet, she is not that great. At least she has a good experience in the "four" battles, and her ability to fight against attack is significantly improved.
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It's okay! The balls are a little hard!
"This is not possible, that is not possible. What do you want?" Although Zhang Tingting felt guilty, she was also impatient with the attitude of Guan Nengren.
"I just want to rest for a while." Shangguan Nengren walked into the carport with his legs clamped, sat on his own broken 26, spread his legs apart, and hanged the eggs, feeling a chilly: "Huh... it's much more comfortable."
Zhang Tingting: "..."
"Hey..." Shangguan Nengren looked at Zhang Tingting: "Say it! What did the imperial army say?"
"Ah?" Zhang Tingting didn't react at first, then she remembered it and rolled her eyes: "What Imperial Army! It's my mother!"
"Oh, your mother should be Taijun, tell me! What did Taijun say?" Shangguan Nengren said with a wicked smile.
My aunt has something to say to me? She won’t ask me to watch 18r cartoons together, right? That’s too heavy.
"Your mother is the king!" Zhang Tingting looked dissatisfied: "I won't make trouble with you. It was last night. Last night, my mother told me that the exam today is over, so you must go to our house and find you if you have something to do.
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"What are you looking for me?" Still 'must'? You won't really look for me to see 18r, right?
"How could I know!" Zhang Tingting put her arm on Guan Nengren's shoulder and said, "Anyway, it's not a matter of study, it must be an animation. You have aroused my mother's favor and have been muttering to me a lot these days
, My ears are almost grinding out of calluses."
"Mumble?" Shangguan Nengren was intrigued. After all, it had something to do with him. He was very curious: "What did Auntie mumble me?"
"Hmph! I don't know!" Zhang Tingting turned her head, looking unhappy and a little red.
"Good daughter, it's rare for boys to be so good. Think about it, I won't talk about my good studies. The paintings you draw can be taken as a family heirloom. This is a lifelong ability to eat, and marry him
You will definitely not worry about spending money."
"Think about the food he cooks, his cooking skills are no worse than that of Shangri-La Chef. He can make money and cook. Where can I find such a good man?"
"Putting aside these things, just talk about personality! The little talent looks very gentle! She is also very considerate. My mother has been chatting with him for so long and she is patient and talks with her mother. She is not impatient at all. How great it is
?”
"There are no such software conditions. Just talking about the hardware conditions. Although it is a bit thin, it is very strong, tall and good-looking. If you really succeed in the future, you will definitely have a good gene if you have a child. Oh hehe, don't be embarrassed.
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"The most important thing is that the little talented man has similar interests with his mother. As long as he becomes his mother's son-in-law, his mother will be able to talk to him about the general trend of animation every day, oh hehe..."
Thinking of the words Chen Manyun muttered in her ear, Zhang Tingting's heart was beating, her face was burning, and she was so hot...
Slow down and quality increases, what should pandas do?
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