?In the ward where the night is late, there are only an orphan man and a widowed woman. The door of the ward has been locked from the inside. What would you think of in this situation?
Shangguanren will not admit that what he thought of was a scene like "Night-time Sick Building" and "Locking Sick Building". . "Lesbian Sick Building" with me?
Uh... I just have a bit of a sissy qualification, so I didn't match the great girl.
What am I thinking?
Shangguan Nengren eliminated these messy thoughts from his mind, looking at the beautiful Zhang Tingting, with a hint of comfort in his heart, tonight... The chief squad leader spent the night here. Although it was not a chuáng, it was also considered sleeping in the same room.
Is it right?
What a night!
Feeling a hint of yindàng in Shangguan Ren's eyes, Zhang Tingting's face turned red: "What kind of substance do you want?"
"What are you thinking?" Zhang Tingting's blushing face looked so cute. Shangguan Nengren wanted to tease her, but when she thought about it, she felt boring: "I want to go to the bathroom, please help me!"
Speaking of which, from last night to now, Shangguan Nengren has never used the toilet. Although he is a cultivator and has reached the state of fasting, who makes him greedy and eat and drink normally every day! Don’t think that what you eat will be
Digested into energy, in fact, as long as the Shangguanren is still eating, it will continue to excrete. After holding it in for most of the day, the Shangguanrenrenren's bladder has grown prematurely.
"You're like this, why are you going to the toilet?" Zhang Tingting's face stopped flushing when she heard this. She took out a urinary from under the chuáng and sent it to Shangguan Ren's hand. She turned her head and said, "Pit!"
"Uh..." Looking at the white plastic urinary in front of me, the Shangguanren suddenly felt like he was 'old'. When he was old, he couldn't walk anymore, so he could only lie on the chuáng to receive the torture of illness and excretion
It also depends on tools to solve it. It is really miserable.
"That..." Shangguan Nengren was really embarrassed to pee in front of Zhang Tingting. Even if he was covered with a quilt, he wouldn't do it. There would be a sound when peeing, which was too embarrassing.
"You'd better help me to go to the bathroom! I still have the strength to urinate."
Zhang Tingting chuckled, turned to look at Shangguan Nengren's embarrassing look, with a hint of joking in her eyes: "What's wrong? Didn't you say that you were bitten by a poisonous snake? I'll help you take drugs too! Why would you pee in front of me?
Can't accept it?"
"Who can't stand it? I'm afraid you're embarrassed." I'm angry! I'm underestimated by a woman, and my anger is worth max!
"Will I be embarrassed? You got it!" Zhang Tingting smiled and looked quite yindàng: "Boy, give me some pee."
"Fuck!" Shangguan Nengren stretched out his middle finger: "Rogue, don't even want to defile my uncle's chastity. I would rather die than pee!"
"That's what you said!"
"How did I say it!?"
"Hehe... it's not very good." Zhang Tingting smiled particularly yindàng: "Then you'll suffocate to death!"
"Uh..." Shangguanren Kuzi almost got wet and said angrily: "Can a living person still make the urine suffocate to death? Let go!"
Shangguan Nengren liáo quilt: "I'll go by myself! I don't need you!"
After resting for so long, Shangguan Aoshi also used his magic power to regulate his tendons and veins, but his magic power is not omnipotent. Although it can speed up the recovery speed, it also has a limit. If it is cured in an instant, it will definitely not be seriously injured.
The muscle strain on his body was originally going to be in the chuáng for ten days and half a month, and he could recover in two or three months, but his mana and his own recovery power made him recover 50% or 60% in half a day. Although his whole body is weak, he is in the toilet.
There is still strength.
"What are you doing?" Zhang Tingting was anxious at a glance and grabbed his arm: "What are you making a fuss! When can't you even joke? You're so stingy."
Put down the urinary lid, hold Shangguan Nengren up, squat on the ground and take out the slippers under the chuáng, and put them on Shangguan Nengren's feet.
"Uh..." Shangguanren's momo nose: "I can just wear it myself."
Zhang Tingting raised her head, rolled her eyes, stood up and supported him: "Can you really leave?"
"Can you go." With the help of Zhang Tingting, Shangguan Nengren stood up slowly. The double tui was still very soft and could not use force, but there was no problem in supporting the body to stand up. Trying to take two steps is OK, although it is not very good.
With Zhang Tingting's support, it's okay to walk.
There is a special bathroom in the special care ward, and the sound insulation is good. Before Zhang Tingting went to the toilet, she didn't hear Chen Manyun and the others leaving.
The bathroom is not big, only three or four square meters, one seat, one bathtub, and a shower. The water heater is solar-powered and you can take a hot bath at any time.
Zhang Tingting walked in with Shangguan Nengren, stood in front of the toilet, and asked, "Big or small?"
"Since it's a toilet, let's have a big one!" Shangguan Nengren thought that the toilets in the hospital were all squat-type, but he didn't expect that the special care unit was actually sitting on the toilet. He wanted to endure it, but now there is no need.
It's right.
"Where is toilet paper?" Although I was sitting in the toilet, I didn't see toilet paper.
"No." Zhang Tingting pressed a button on the toilet, and a water pipe suddenly came out: "This is a smart toilet, which can be flushed, and also has a warm air blow drying system, so there is no need for toilet paper. I'll teach you how to use these buttons
.”
"Oh?" Shangguan Nengren suddenly became interested: "By the way, this is the kind of toilet that always advertised on TV a few years ago! I remember that it was a very vulgar fat man who posted sāo in the toilet..."
"What are you saying!" Zhang Tingting rolled her eyes: "Look at it!"
Shangguan Nengren stopped talking, and watched Zhang Tingting operate it seriously, with only a few buttons, which was very simple. Zhang Tingting only said it once, Shangguan Nengren remembered it.
"Okay, you go out! I'll try it." Shangguan Nengren smiled: "I haven't tried using water to rush my butts with this old age. Today we'll enjoy it."
"Go!" Zhang Tingting gently pounded Guan Nengren's arm: "Then I'm out. Remember to call me if you have anything."
"I won't call you when I go to the toilet, I will call you when I go out."
"Hmph! I'm afraid you will fall into the toilet."
"Hehe, this has never happened to you in ancient and modern times, both in China and abroad. Please stop being idle." Shangguan Tingting pushed Zhang Tingting out: "Don't delay my feces, be careful to pull you."
"Bah!" Zhang Tingting spat and walked out. Although she was angry, she still closed the toilet door. It was not because she saw Shangguanren taking a large size, but because she was afraid that the smell of Shangguanren's poop would spread...
A few minutes later, Shangguan Nengren walked out of the toilet with a kuba and shouted as he walked: "Oh my god! This toilet is so exciting, especially when it was blown by the warm wind in the end, the butt
So comfortable.”
"Why are you calling so loud?" Zhang Tingting was sitting on the sand and saw that Guan Nengren was whispering, and threw a banana over in anger.
Those who came to visit the patients today bought a lot of things, especially those reporters. None of them came empty-handed. Now the ward is full of things, which is enough for the official to open a convenience store.
Shangguan Nengren smiled and was about to grab the banana, but his muscles suddenly became sore, which affected his movements. Finally, the banana hit him and then rebounded and fell to the ground, causing his skin to burst.
Shangguan Nengren smiled bitterly and bent down slowly...
"Don't move!" Zhang Tingting stood up in anger, walked over and picked up the banana, peeled it and stuffed it into the hand of the official man: "I don't know what's going on yet! Go back to lie down."
Seeing Zhang Tingting holding her, Shangguan Nengren bit the banana and said with a wry smile: "I can leave myself."
"Why is that much nonsense?" Zhang Tingting frowned and muttered: "I said I should take care of you and don't make it difficult for me to do it."
"Uh..." Shangguan Nengren said nothing, so Zhang Tingting helped him walk to the sick and sat down.
Shangguan Nengren shook his slippers forward, lifted them on the chuáng, lay down slowly, Zhang Tingting covered his quilt on him, and asked softly: "Do you drink water?"
"Come on!" Shangguanren Tiǎntiǎn's mouth chun: "Look at if there is yogurt?"
"Oh?" Zhang Tingting walked to the pile of 'gifts' on the edge of the sofa, flipped around, and quickly found a box of yogurt, opened it, took out a can, inserted it into the straw and delivered it to Shangguanren: "This pile of things are there:
It's probably enough for you to eat for the New Year."
Shangguan Nengren drank sips of yogurt and said helplessly: "There is no way to be popular, but I can still keep this milk, snacks, etc. for a month, but the fruits won't work. Tomorrow you will ask someone to take your home.
You have many family members, don’t let it go.”
Tingting didn't refuse. Anyway, it was just a pile of fruit, so it was not worth much.
...
"It's boring!" After drinking the yogurt, Shangguanren stretched and looked at the time. It was less than nine o'clock!
"The long night is long and I have no intention of sleep. Grand squad leader, give me some entertainment!" Shangguanren said lazyly.
"Don't you have PSP! Just play games for a while!" Zhang Tingting suggested.
"It's boring to play by me alone!" Shangguan Nengren sighed: "Why don't you have a psp?"
"Who said I didn't?" Zhang Tingting rolled her eyes: "I'm leaving it at home!"
"Oh!" There was no chance when I heard it: "What should I do? You can't sit and watch TV like this! There is nothing good about TV, so I feel upset when I watch it."
Zhang Tingting handed the peeled apple to Shangguanren: "Honest it! It's good if you have a TV, but other patients will not get this treatment."
When he bit his apple, Shangguan Nengren said, chewing: ~~Why don't you go buy a deck of playing cards? Let's play a few Landlords."
"Playing cards..." Zhang Tingting thought for a while, put down the fruit knife in her hand, and stood up: "I remember there were several pairs in my grandfather's office, so I'll get one."
"Okay! That's great." Shangguan Nengren suddenly felt energetic. The feeling of having nothing to do was too bad. He didn't have it. He could play poker with Zhang Tingting.
After a while, Zhang Tingting took the dock and sat down on the sick, and pulled out the poker: "Is it true?"
The functional man nodded.
"Come on!" Zhang Tingting shuffled her cards and put them on the quilt.
"Don't be anxious." Shangguan Nengren threw the apple core into the trash can and said, "What's the point of just playing? You have to bet on something!"
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ps: I owe eight chapters. From tomorrow, I won’t read novels anymore. I read a novel these two days. I have been ineffective in time and energy. I want to quit novels and work hard to pay off my debts.!
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