When I left school, it was noon. Seeing that Li Bingjie was a little tired after leaving, Shangguan Nengren pointed to a teahouse that was still open in front and smiled and said, "Do you want to have a cup of tea?"
"Drink tea?" Li Bingjie looked up and saw the teahouse opposite, and said a little embarrassedly: "Brother, I... I'm a little hungry, I can't eat enough if I only drink tea."
Shangguan Nengren was stunned, then laughed and pinched Li Bingjie's little face: "My silly sister, the teahouse is not just a place to drink tea, there are also many snacks and refreshments, so you can be full... Oh, look at the front
Standing with promotional advertisements, you might be doing something, go and take a look."
Li Bingjie's face was red. She always made jokes in front of Shangguan Nengren. She was still not very knowledgeable and had too little knowledge. Fortunately, she would take care of Beibei and the others here in the future, otherwise she would help if she was sold.
People count the money!
Crossing the road, the two of them came to the front of the teahouse and saw a billboard standing in front of the teahouse saying New Year's promotions. The consumption is over 100, and the lottery can be drawn once. The highest gift is a 32-inch LCD TV, and
Several prizes have a 100% winning rate.
"Yo! This activity is good." Although Shangguan Nengren does not buy lottery tickets, he is still very interested in encountering a lottery event. He took Li Bingjie's hand and said, "Go in and take a look."
This teahouse is different from the teahouse recommended to Beibei before the New Year. It covers a larger area. It has a large room with dozens of tables upstairs and downstairs. A stage is set up downstairs. Some performers and some say
For crosstalk, there are different performances in different time periods.
In recent years, more and more teahouses and small theaters in Sijiucheng and Tianjin have been saying crosstalk in small theaters. They are becoming more and more popular. Influenced by this, there have been more and more teams in teahouses in North China in the past two years, although
The level is not comparable to that of a large club like Deyun Club, but it is also acceptable. Anyway, listening to crosstalk in a teahouse is just a fun and fun thing.
It was noon now, and there were two people talking crosstalk on the stage, very nice and I don’t know who it was. The dozens of tables downstairs were almost full. When I saw it, I saw that, okay! Go to the building
Come on!
The seats upstairs were more expensive. Shangguan Ren and Li Bingjie found a table to sit down, and immediately came to deliver orders.
"Sir, what do you want to order? Today our teahouse has a reward event. You can get a lottery if you spend more than 100 yuan."
The pagoda is not very beautiful and looks a bit like crosstalk. In the words of the crosstalk king Ma Sanli, there is a business on his face. If this person goes to crosstalk, this face alone can make people laugh.
Having said that, there are really few people who say crosstalk who look good-looking, one is colder than the other. Why?
"Come a pot of Tieguanyin, a plate of five-spice melon seeds, a plate of huā, and another four or five kinds of refreshments. Just look at it, there is a hundred, right?" asked Shangguan Nengren.
The one who paused the door was recorded and nodded: "Is there anyone, is it a lottery draw now, sir?"
"Then you need to say? Hurry up!" Shangguan Nengren rolled up his sleeves: "I can't wait."
"Haha..." The hall was so happy that he hurried to send the order. After a while, he got a lottery box and came over: "Sir, please draw, I wish you a prize."
Shangguan Nengren was about to draw a lottery, but he saw a hint of eagerness in Li Bingjie's eyes.
"Hehe..." Shangguan Nengren smiled. He took the lottery box and placed it in front of Li Bingjie: "Bingjie, come."
"Ah! Me?" A hint of surprise flashed in Li Bingjie's eyes, and she pointed at herself in disbelief.
"Yes, please give me a shot!" Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly: "You are my little angel. Angel must have good luck. No one can take away the LCD TV today. That's ours."
The waiter noticed Li Bingjie just now. Li Bingjie's pure angelic temperament almost made the waiter almost breathless. If it weren't for the high-end and powerful, he would have wanted to chat with Li Bingjie and talk about life by the way.
, Talk about your ideals, and then talk about what will happen in the future?
For such poor people, only ideals and futures can be discussed, and now they will never belong to them.
Seeing that Li Bingjie was going to draw, the runner-up hurriedly said, "This lady is so beautiful, she will definitely win the big prize."
If you are beautiful, you can win the jackpot? Then all beauties in the world will buy lottery tickets, and perhaps it will also drive a new round of plastic surgery craze, and everyone will strive to be a big beauty.
Li Bingjie nodded shyly, reached into the lottery box, and touched it carefully. There were folded small notes inside. Li Bingjie grabbed them down, touched a small note based on her feeling, and took it out, and handed it over.
Give to the Shangguan Nengren: "Brother, look at it."
"Okay." Shangguan Nengren smiled, "It's a lottery! Just be happy, it doesn't matter what it is. Looking at Li Bingjie's expectation, Shangguan Nengren slowly opened the note.
"Wow!"
"What's wrong?" Li Bingjie looked excited: "Have you won the jackpot?"
Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "I haven't seen it yet."
Li Bingjie: “…”
"Haha, I won't tease you anymore, let's see." Seeing Li Bingjie's angry look, Shangguan Nengren coughed dryly and opened the note, and saw that the note said '32-inch LCD TV'.
Shangguan Ai Ren: "..."
Li Bingjie: “…”
Paotang's: "..."
After a moment of silence, Li Bingjie suddenly shouted: "Ah! I won the jackpot!"
The sound was too sudden. Those who spoke crosstalk on the stage were startled. Everyone's eyes floated upstairs. Li Bingjie suddenly blushed and sat upright on the chair with her head hanging down.
Shangguan Nengren was stunned and suddenly laughed wildly: "Wow! I won the grand prize! Hurry up! Move the TV here!"
Hearing the unimportant laughter of Shangguan Nengren, Li Bingjie raised her head and saw Shangguan Nengren dancing like a country bun, Li Bingjie's blush gradually faded, and she pulled the sleeves of Guan Nengren: "Brother, the voice is too loud
It's... "
"Uh..." Shangguan Nengren was dancing a horse-riding dance. Seeing the people who were running the hall and the people around him looking at him with contempt, he snorted coldly: "What are you looking at! I haven't seen the winner! You!"
One finger at the door: "I won't bring the TV here to me yet! Otherwise, I'll complain to you!"
Paotang's: "..."
Seeing the LCD TV being moved away, the teahouse owner was almost crying. What's going on? The promotion has just been launched, and there are thousands of notes, just one notch on the TV, and the front is half a tael last year.
The old tea that was not sold was pressed down on the bottom again. Unexpectedly, I drew more than a hundred pieces of the TV, and the TV was taken away and compensated! The compensation was huge!
When he pulled the LCD TV, Li Bingjie was so excited that he saw the new TV that had been packaged and had not been opened yet, Li Bingjie wished she could take it away now.
Shangguan Nengren knocked on her little head: "Don't be anxious, the TV cannot run away, eat the food first before leaving."
Li Bingjie's face turned red, she lowered her head to eat tea, ate melon seeds, peeled huā, drank Tieguanyin, listened to crosstalk, bursts of laughter came from the teahouse. Li Bingjie thought this atmosphere was also pretty good.
The two were eating when they heard the sound of their heels touching the stairs.
"Please, aunt, please." A man.
"Haha, Xiaobao, the atmosphere in this teahouse is good! Today is a big welcome for the Spring Festival, and a lottery event is a great prize." A middle-aged woman.
"Today is a festive day, I hope I can add another joy!" Another middle-aged woman.
"Haha, it depends on what the children mean."
"Auntie, Miss Xu, the location here is good, please sit down."
There are many people in the teahouse, and Shangguan Nengren didn't care about the movements there. He was watching the crosstalk and laughing when he suddenly heard a bang.
"Oh! My TV!" Li Bingjie's voice came into her ears. Shangguan Nengren turned her head and saw that the TV box placed beside the table was knocked down. An elderly young man in his thirties took a look and his tone was faint.
He said: "Sorry."
Shangguan Nengren became angry when he heard this. Suddenly he stood up, pointed at the old young man's nose and cursed: "I'm sorry, you're sorry! If a word of embarrassment is useful, there will be no police in the world! What's your fucking attitude?
?I'll go to Male Gobi, do you know that this is a new TV? Can you afford to lose if you break it?"
All the gazes in the teahouse were concentrated here again. When the crosstalk on the stage and the audience below saw, why is it this grandson again? Is it over?
The older young man's face was scolded by Shangguan Nengren, and his face turned blue and white, red and black, and his last face turned blue, and he looked like he was soon in the world.
"Who are you scolding me?"
The older young man looks over 1.8 meters tall and has a burly body. He is wearing a brand-name suit, a big back, and a pair of glasses. He is quite handsome and has a gentle spirit, but from his attitude just now,
Shangguan Nengren saw that this was a pretender grandson, and he would definitely show his true form when he beats and scolds him.
"I'll scold you grandson! What's wrong? What if I don't accept it!" Shangguan Nengren is now 1.93 meters tall. Although he is a little bit of a bamboo pole, he is full of oppression because of his evil spirit, which makes the older young man tremble and angry.
Can't speak.
A middle-aged woman next to her was dark-faced, standing in front of an older young man, and cursed: "Who are you little turtle-slap cursing? Do you know who we are? If you offend us, you will not end up well!"
"Can you make me lose my fate?" Shangguan Nengren laughed at the sky and pointed at the fat woman and cursed: "Go to the next door of your spicy hot room, dare to point fingers at me. Do you believe it or not, I asked my brother to kill your whole family!"
Shangguan Nengren's eyes turned red and his bloody aura was covered in fear. The fat woman was so scared that she trembled: "You...you...you...you dare to scold me?"
"So what if you scold you!" Shangguan Nengren put his right hand in his arms and suddenly took out a pistol: "I'm going to kill you with one fuck!"
"Ah! Killing!"
"Someone is shooting! Run!"
"Mom! Help!"
People in the teahouse were frightened when they saw Shangguan Nengren take out a pistol. Nowadays, except for the police, the terrorists can carry guns. All the people who drink tea in the teahouse were frightened and cried.
He shouted and ran out.
"Don't leave! Don't leave! You haven't paid yet!" The teahouse owner cried: "You fucking give money!" (To be continued)
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