Chapter fifty-six pinching the feet for the master
"One-character horse?" Zhang Tingting frowned. She knew how to say one-character horse, but she usually danced mostly ethnic dances. There are many ethnic dance types that do not require leg pressing, so she doesn't practice much. She is wearing jeans now.
It's a bit difficult to come out.
"What? Can't do it?" Shangguan Nengren smiled: "If you can't, you can change it."
"Who can't do it anymore?" Zhang Tingting hated others the most about saying that she couldn't do it. She glanced at him and stood up: "Isn't it just a horse!"
Shangguan Nengren smiled and applauded: "Okay! Welcome Tingting to perform a horse."
"Hmph! You don't need to be hypocritical!" Zhang Tingting moved her legs and kicked her upwards. It was okay. Although the jeans were not elastic, they were still loose.
With his feet apart, Zhang Tingting gritted her teeth and quickly made a big split with a word of horse, then she heard a gambler.
"Ouch! Ouch hoho..." Zhang Tingting's face turned pale, and she was sweating coldly, and her fork could not move on the ground.
"Is it okay?" Liu Zixuan and ** rushed over and supported Zhang Tingting: "How is it? Does it hurt very much?"
"Legs...legs are a little thrust..." Zhang Tingting took a cold breath. Sure enough, she still couldn't wear jeans...
"It's okay, lie down slowly and put your legs away slowly." Shangguan Nengren walked up to him and helped Zhang Tingting lie down slowly. Fortunately, there was a carpet on the ground and everyone was wearing socks and stomping on it, not dirty.
"Hey...ah...slow...hiss~~~" Zhang Tingting pulled it hard. Thanks to her dancing foundation and good flexibility, she felt much better after she slowly got her legs together.
"How is it?" Shangguan Nengren obeyed Zhang Tingting and lay down, walked to the opposite side of her, hugged her thighs with both hands and pressed them gently, which made her posture not very elegant. It looked like Yasha Exploring the Sea...
Zhang Tingting's face turned red, and she broke away from the bondage of Shangguan Ren with one leg. She kicked him in the chest: "Go away, don't take advantage of me."
Shangguan Nengren was kicked, and at first he was inexplicably surprised. After hearing this, he recalled his previous posture and couldn't help but laugh: "I'm dependent on me, I see that you can kick me, I guess it's nothing else.
Stand up and take two steps.”
"No need to say." Zhang Tingting bent her legs and slowly got up. The base of her thighs still hurt a little. After walking a few steps, she felt much better. When she returned to the sofa, she sat down. Zhang Tingting cut Shangguan Nengren hard and said, "Next time,"
Anyone who asks me to do a slight horse will let him do a soft body technique!”
"That won't work." Shangguan Nengren shook his head: "The rules are set at the beginning, and you can only do what you can. I have said that you can change one if you can't do it, but who will make you show off?
Who can I blame if I strain myself?"
"You...I..." Zhang Tingting was so angry that she couldn't speak.
He smiled at Beibei: "Forget it, she has always been so silly, just get used to it."
"You are only two! Your whole family is two!" Zhang Tingting was angry.
"But..." ** said weakly: "Sister Tingting can't do it, don't force it! My master said that hasteness will not be achieved. If you are anxious, you can't eat hot tofu. If you are swelling and pretend to be fat, you will not be able to slap your face and be fat..."
"Shut up!" Zhang Tingting's head hurts and she rubbed her temples: "Stop talking about your master. Who should I do next? Continue! I must take revenge!" Zhang Tingting stared at Shangguan Nengren: "Hmph! Humph!"
Shangguan Nengren shook his hair: "Babe, it's your place."
"Yeah." He smiled at Beibei and said, "Then let me tell you a simple riddle! 1+111=121, make an idiom."
"Um..." Everyone frowned. The puzzle seemed very difficult. A math problem was actually an idiom. And the number was not right! 1+111, which should be equal to 112, but the answer is
121, 9 points short of it!
"What the hell is this?" ** scratched his head: "I can't think of it."
Liu Zixuan also grabbed her hair repeatedly, and even wrote the puzzle on paper with paper and pen to see if she could find out what the connection between the numbers was. This time, Liu Zixuan really saw it and immediately slapped the desktop: "I know."
Leave it! One is ten! Then one is ten!"
"Hmm?" Shangguan Nengren and Zhang Tingting looked at the answer to the riddle, then looked at the riddle, and suddenly realized that it was just one to be ten! Isn't it just to use 1 as 10, so there is an answer of 121.
He smiled at Beibei: "That's right, it's just one to ten."
"Haha, I won this time. I think about it, what should you do?" Liu Zixuan just wanted to be happy with everyone, and did not make things difficult for Beibei: "This way! Just perform a small show."
"Oh? Hehe, okay!" He smiled at Beibei and murmured: "What's the best performance?"
After thinking about it, he lit up his eyes at Beibei, and a foldable fruit knife was shaken out of his cuffs. He held the handle in his hand and smiled and said, "I'll just perform the fancy style of the fruit knife!"
With his eyes fixed on Beibei, the fruit knife suddenly jumped like a fingertip elf. The blade was shining under the light and turned flexibly on his fingers. Such a skillful technique was seen by everyone.
Stayed.
Liu Zixuan's eyes were flashing. She had received military management and training from her family since she was a child. She had learned to play daggers with others, but she had never played fruit knife. She didn't expect that the fruit knife could play like this. It was simply a movie.
Only see it in it.
It’s okay for the capable man to be a D-level weapon. When he reaches this level, it’s equivalent to being proficient in all kinds of weapons. It’s very easy to play some tricks. Unfortunately, he can’t find c in the entire North China again.
People with level weapons may have to learn through space or go to other martial arts schools to find experts if they want to improve in the future.
The performance was very short, and it ended in ten seconds. I put the fruit knife in Beibei, followed the cuffs and returned to the sleeves, and smiled and said, "The performance is over, it's my husband!"
"Oh? OK." Shangguan Nengren scratched his head, and the first three who appeared were killed. When he reached his own position, he could not lose.
After thinking for a long time, Shangguan Nengren smiled: "I also made a brain teaser. Listen to it: Why does a woman wearing high heels mean that she is about to get married?"
"Is this a brain teaser?" The four girls frowned. Zhang Tingting thought for a long time but had no answer: "You won't fool us, are you?"
"Am I that kind of person?" Shangguan Nengren curled his lips: "If you can't guess it, you can't guess it. Don't rely on others to ask questions."
"Hmph! I don't believe it, I can't guess it!" Zhang Tingting lowered her head and continued to ponder. She really didn't want to lose to Shangguan Ren in such entertainment. She had already lost enough.
Half a minute later, ** suddenly screamed twice and grabbed his hair: "I can't imagine it! I can't imagine it! Why didn't I think of it!"
Liu Zixuan also sighed and said helplessly: "I can't think of the answer. It's impossible for women to wear high heels when they grow up, so they get married earlier than children, right?"
"That's definitely not right." Shangguan Nengren smiled: "Now many little girls dare to wear high heels when they are only a few years old. Are they about to get married?"
"I just know." Liu Zixuan said helplessly: "I couldn't think of it, I gave in."
"I gave in, too." ** was very frustrated: "The master clearly said that I was very smart, why can't I guess?"
Poor child, because the people around you are all geniuses with first-class and more talented people in the world! Although you are smart, you are several levels worse than geniuses, and it is understandable to lose.
After another half a minute, Shangguan Nengren was impatient: "I said, haven't thought about it yet? It's been two minutes."
"Why are you anxious? Are you still thinking about it if you haven't seen it?" Zhang Tingting glared at Shangguan Nengren. She seemed to have caught some inspiration just now, but she was fucked by Shangguan Nengren and her inspiration was gone.
He shook his head helplessly and sighed: "Forget it, it's just a game. Don't be so serious. I can't guess this question."
Shangguan Nengren smiled and looked at Zhang Tingting: "What, you still don't admit defeat? Why don't we go home and sleep first, and you will tell us the answer tomorrow?"
"Hmph!" Zhang Tingting glared at him fiercely, slowly becoming depressed: "Okay! You won."
"It would be better if I said it would be better." Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "Tell you! The answer is: if you walk slowly in high heels, you will easily be caught up by men."
"This..." Hearing the answer, the girls all realized it, but they felt that the answer was a bit far-fetched. Zhang Tingting snorted: "This is also a brain teaser? I think it's just a nonsense. This question doesn't count, let's continue."
"Hey! I said, you don't have this kind of person like you! You guys have forgotten that before, don't you count on me? That's not the case."
"If it's the question you asked, it's wrong!"
"Then tell me what's wrong? I said it was a brain teaser. You didn't expect anyone to rely on? If you can't afford to play, don't play. What excuses are you looking for."
"Who... can't afford to play?" Zhang Tingting admitted that she was a little confused and said angrily: "If you lose, lose, tell me! What do you want us to do? If we are asked to stretch our bodies, let's see how I teach you a lesson
!”
"Hehe..." Shangguan Nengren touched his nose. He really wanted to say this just now. Seeing the four girls stretching their delicate bodies together, the beauty of his body must be very pleasing to the eye.
"Then you four...hehe, squeeze your shoulders and pound your legs."
In the eyes of all the girls, Shangguan Nengren was so lewd and so owed a beating. He wanted to slap him, stuff him into a sack, throw him into the river and feed him to the turtle.
He narrowed his eyes at Beibei, walked to Shangguan Nengren with a smile, and gently pinched his shoulder: "Husband, are you comfortable?"
"Comfortable." Shangguan Ren was very moved, but Beibei was obedient!
"You guys, don't be dependent on your debts! This is something that you can do, it's much better than you do!"
** He smiled, jumped over and knelt on the left leg of Shangguan Nengren, and gently pounded: "Brother Shangguan, do you think your strength is OK?"
"Well, it's not bad." Zhang Tingting was so angry that she wanted to let him taste the power of the 800t sledgehammer!
Liu Zixuan walked helplessly to Shangguan Nengren's right leg and gently pounded her leg.
Shangguan Nengren feels so comfortable! He lifts his feet up and puts them on the coffee table: "Tingting, come and squeezes the master's feet." (To be continued)
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