Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly and said, "Su Wu was grazing sheep on the North Sea. The Huns said that when the ram could give birth to a lamb, they would let him return to his country. In that difficult environment, Su Wu went through hardships and stayed in a house.
In the 19th year of the Huns, they remained unyielding. They were not released until 81 BC. Later, "Su Wu sheds the Sheep on the North Sea" became an allusion."
"Oh, so that's it!" ** nodded repeatedly...
"Su Wu sheds the Sheep on the North Sea..." Xiang Beibei said this and smiled slightly: "It's interesting, I know why Su Wu is the most obscene historical figure."
When Zhang Tingting heard the sentence "Su Wu sheds the Sheep by the North Sea", she read a few words, and her face changed. She also knew why it was Su Wu.
"Hey?" Liu Zixuan didn't understand yet: "Why?"
He smiled at Beibei and said, "Su Wu shepherds the North Sea, you changed the three words "Beihai" to homophonic characters."
"By the North Sea... the North Sea is flattened... the sea is flattened!?" Liu Zixuan shouted and slapped her thighs: "Su Wu's shepherd sheep is flattened by the sea... Haha, it's so interesting! Su Wu put a sheep and was actually flattened by the sea.
,Hahaha……"
"Huh? Really!" ** read a sentence and laughed: "No wonder he deserves the most beating! It turns out that he was beaten by the sea."
Shangguan Nengren smiled: "It's just a joke riddle, just listen to it."
After a pause, Shangguan's capable man looked at Zhang Tingting.
Zhang Tingting's face is like the bottom of a pot. I don't know if she had just sold carbon from Xishan or had just dug coal from Dongshan?
The weather forecast shows that there are cloudy thunderstorms, so I guess Zhang Tingting's face is about it.
"Hehehe..." Shangguan Nengren smiled lewdly: "Tingting! Tingting, you finally fell into my hands this time!"
Zhang Tingting had a dark face, a faint black light flashed in her eyes, and said in a ghostly manner: "What do you want to do?"
So terrible...
Shangguan Nengren shivered and sweated coldly behind her back.
"Well, you won't be there! I haven't said it yet! What are you trying to do?" You are not my opponent to die together.
Zhang Tingting's face was as deep as water, and she said coldly: "I won't be able to blame the debt. Tell me!"
"..." Shangguan Nengren originally wanted Zhang Tingting to lie on the ground and learn to scream at the donkey, but judging by the situation, he couldn't say anything. He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "How about this... what about dancing pole dance?"
“Pole dance?”
He narrowed his eyes at Beibei and laughed: "Good idea. In the past, I only watched others dance pole dance on TV. Today I will watch it live. I wonder how it feels?"
Liu Zixuan pointed at Shangguan Nengren, shook her head and sighed: "Shangguan. You are such a pervert!"
**Hey, he laughed, "Add 1."
Zhang Tingting's black face turned red and said, "You pervert! You actually asked me to dance pole dance. Who do you think of me?"
"Cough..." Shangguan Nengren said: "You can't jump within the rules, and I just think you can't afford to play."
"You can't afford to play!" Zhang Tingting was afraid of being provoked, and she couldn't do it once she was provoked.
Take off the coat and reveal the autumn clothes inside. He hesitated for a moment, put your hands on your waist, unbutton your belt, button it, and unzip it. Under the astonished eyes of everyone, he blushed and slowly took off his jeans, revealing them.
The red autumn pants inside perfectly show off your round buttocks and slender legs.
Shangguan Nengren opened his eyes wide, his breathing became a little short, and his saliva was almost flowing out.
He held his chin with one hand at Beibei, and a trace of envy flashed in his eyes.
Liu Zixuan praised: "Tingting, you have a good figure! Your legs are thin and long, so I can't do it. My legs are very thick."
This is a bit self-righteous. Although Liu Zixuan's legs are not as thin as Xiang Beibei, they are absolutely slender and full of explosive power. They belong to the same type as Xu Jingru. The difference is that Liu Zixuan is taller, but his strength is not as strong as Xu Jingru.
**High your chest, touch your legs, and your face is full of cattle.
Sister, continue to grow up! You belong to the future...
Zhang Tingting blushed and said, "Don't laugh at me."
He glanced at Shangguan Nengren, snorted lightly, walked to the center of the living room and stood there, took a deep breath, and his slender waist and buttocks swung slightly, like a beautiful snake, showing amazing body flexibility.
Zhang Tingting has learned a lot of folk dances, but has also seen a lot of pole dances. It is not difficult to dance. To put it bluntly, pole dance is not difficult, just a pipe that twists the waist and hips around the pipe, and makes various things.
A kind of tempting action is enough. Speaking of which, pole dancing is a kind of erotic dance full of obscure and provocative teasing.
What’s ridiculous is that such a vulgar dance has now become an international movement, which shows that the world is getting worse and worse, and people’s hearts are not as good as ever.
Zhang Tingting danced pole dance, but she didn't feel that gaudy. Instead, she felt a cold and charming feeling because she kept her face tense, just like Fairy Guanghan, cold and charming.
It didn't take long. After half a minute, Zhang Tingting stopped, picked up her jeans with a calm expression and put them on again.
At this time, the Shangguanren's mind was filled with Zhang Tingting's chest, twisting her waist, and swaying her hips when she was dancing, and she was drooling.
A huge pain came from his waist, and Shangguan Nengren took a cold breath, turned his head to look at Xiang Beibei, and his eyes were filled with tears.
Xiang Beibei's little hand twisted Shangguan Nengren's waist a few times, took it back, and laughed and said, "Husband, why are you crying?"
"I...I am moved." Shangguan Nengren said: "Beibei, when there is no one in the future, you can also jump to me!"
Sajia really wants to see how beautiful you are when you dance?
He smiled at Beibei: "I can't dance, can Wing Chun?"
He was having a quarrel with Beibei, but ** clapped his hands excitedly: "Sister Tingting, you are dancing so well, your waist and butt are so amazing. I wish I could pounce on you and put that in the same way...
…hey-hey."
Zhang Tingting put on her coat, blushed and cursed, "You bad girl, you don't learn well at all."
"Hehe..." ** scratched his head: "Sister Tingting danced so well."
Liu Zixuan also exclaimed: "It's really good to dance. I want to buy a steel pipe to dance."
"What's so good!" Zhang Tingting said disdainfully: "Just twisting her waist and swaying her hips, she will do all kinds of seductive actions. She will hate her so much."
"But it cannot be denied that pole dancing can indeed show a woman's graceful body." Liu Zixuan sighed: "It's a pity that I am a soldier family. My family cannot let me dance any pole dancing. If you want to dance, you can only be alone when there is no one.
People huddled in the house and jumped."
"If you get married and have more passion for the relationship between husband and wife, you can jump to your husband to see it." Zhang Tingting teased.
"Haha, I don't know what year it was." Liu Zixuan didn't care, laughed a few times, looked at the time, it was almost eleven o'clock, and asked, "Are we still having fun? It's so late,
Is it time to go to bed?"
"Play! Why not play!" Zhang Tingting's face changed, staring at Shangguan Nengren, Leng Ruobingshuang: If I don't take revenge today, I will not be Zhang Tingting!
Shangguan Nengren was sneezing behind his back: "Well, which bastard scolded me?"
Zhang Tingting almost died of anger.
Looking at Beibei, he laughed and said, "It's really late..."
"What's late!? You don't have to go to school anyway!" Zhang Tingting's eyes blew: "You can't break up before twelve o'clock!"
Everyone: "..."
"You are going to die!" Shangguan Nengren rubbed his nose and laughed: "Since you are looking for death, I will accompany you to the end, but next time it will be not as simple as pole dancing."
Zhang Tingting gritted her teeth: "If you can beat me, let alone pole dancing, even stripping dance... I will dance too!"
"Hey?" Everyone was stunned, and Liu Zixuan hurriedly said, "Tingting, don't be impulsive..."
"Okay!" Shangguan Nengren slapped the coffee table and thudded Liu Zixuan's words back: "This is what you said! If you lose, go for stripping!"
Zhang Tingting regretted it as soon as she said that, but now she was forced by Shangguan Nengren, so it was hard to take it back and said angrily: "Jump if you jump! I'm still afraid you won't succeed!"
"Wow! This is your own way of death, and I can't blame me!" Shangguan Nengren laughed wildly at the sky, and suddenly there was a sharp pain in his waist: "Hiss~~~~" The smiling face of Beibei made Shangguan Nengren look over.
"Zixuan, it's your place." Zhang Tingting urged.
Liu Zixuan sighed: "Okay! Xiaobai looks very much like his brother, let's make an idiom."
"This is not simple." Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "The truth is revealed."
Liu Zixuan smiled bitterly: "You are right."
"Hehe, thank you." Shangguan Nengren clasped his fists and bowed: "Then please help Zixuan pinch my shoulders!"
Liu Zixuan rolled her eyes, got up and walked behind Shangguan Nengren, and pinched her shoulders.
"Have you arrived at me?" ** smiled and said, "This riddle is very difficult. Who can guess it? Question: Why is pear the most warm fruit?"
"Um..." Shangguan Nengren didn't expect the answer for a moment, but smiled at Beibei and said, "Because ionic hot."
"Ah?" **Nei Niu looked over and pinched Beibei's shoulders.
finally……
"It's my turn!" Zhang Tingting sneered and said, "This time I won't make riddles, I'll give a logical reasoning question, listen to it!"
"By the way, one man died and his soul ascended to heaven. On the way to heaven, he encountered a y-shaped fork. There were two angels standing at the intersection. Only one of these two roads leads to heaven, and the other one
Then it leads to hell.
It is known that one of these two angels is a good angel who always only tells the truth, and the other is a bad angel who only tells lies. Moreover, these two angels will only answer "yes" or "no", no
He can say something else. But he doesn't know which one is a good angel or which one is a bad angel. He must find the way to heaven, and the only guide is two angels. He can ask the two angels one question to determine which way
It leads to heaven.
The question is, what kind of question he asked the two angels... After listening, he could only ask one, what kind of question to ask, so that he could immediately determine the way to heaven?"
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