Chapter 36 Opening of the eighth major item and new tablemates
Asking for votes...
****************
"Good morning to Beibei!"
An ordinary greeting made the lively classroom instantly silent, and you could hear a pin drop.
Almost all the boys looked at Shangguan Nengren with admiration and sympathy, and silently mourned in their hearts: "A capable man... lived a great life, died gloriously, a revolutionary martyr, and will live forever!"
In the past, those boys who tried to get close to Xiang Beibei started with a "well-intentioned" greeting, but in return they just ignored Xiang Beibei with a smile.
If you can still smile despite being ignored, then the whole world will only have Beibei.
Just imagine, you greet someone with "good intentions" and "enthusiasm", but the other person ignores you and ignores you with a smile. How embarrassing and shameless. You have a good temper and smile, but you are sulking and have a bad temper.
Yes, even scolding someone is considered light. If you are short-tempered, you will definitely hate you.
It is said that it is better to offend a gentleman than a villain. If you offend a gentleman, a gentleman will take into account his own status, cultivation and other reasons and will basically not trouble you. But if you offend a villain, you will be in trouble! I will smash you today.
A piece of glass, if I splash some shit on you tomorrow, it won't kill you, but it will disgust you to death.
Among the boys who tried to get close to Xiang Beibei in the past, there were a few who were petty-minded and villainous, and secretly had bad intentions for Xiang Beibei. However, in the end, the fate of these few people was extremely tragic.
According to rumors, just rumors, the lightest one had two legs broken and could only sit in a wheelchair for the rest of his life, while the heaviest one, I heard, just heard, heard that five legs were broken.
Limbs are more miserable than those in a vegetative state. At least a vegetative person will not have any consciousness. It doesn't matter how it happens. But the one whose five limbs were broken has a very clear mind. He can speak, see and hear, but he can't move. Put yourself in his shoes.
, life is worse than death, but that’s it.
Later I 'heard' that the man only lasted a month and then bit his tongue and committed suicide, leaving him miserable for the rest of his life.
Xiang Beibei, who has a reputation for being evil, has not been hit on for more than half a year. Today, when Shangguan Nengren opened his mouth, the whole class was immediately shocked. The kind-hearted ones began to cross themselves on their chests, and the heartless ones also silently said: Let’s go all the way.
OK, burn paper next year.
Zhang Tingting opened her eyes wide at this moment and looked at Shangguan capable in disbelief. Are you impatient with life?
Under the absolute attention of the whole class, Xiang Beibei smiled broadly. Seeing Xiang Beibei's expression that was exactly the same as before, the eyes of the whole class were even more full of sympathy. Mighty man, bless the original owner.
You, Infinite Heavenly Lord.
He nodded to Beibei with a smile and said one word: "Morning."
Click——
The whole class was collectively petrified, as if they were seeing the end of the world, and their expressions were full of horror.
"Haha." Shangguan Nengren smiled and asked, "Is everything okay?"
Xiang Beibei smiled and nodded: "It's okay, how about you?"
"Uh..." Shangguan Nengren crossed his legs and coughed dryly, with a hint of resentment in his eyes: "It will take a few more days."
"Hehehe..." Xiang Beibei's face turned red as he smiled: "It's only been a few days. Compared to what you earned, it's already very light."
"Ahem..." This topic made Shangguan capable man even more painful. He laughed twice and stopped talking.
Xiang Beibei smiled slightly, took out the books from his schoolbag, and tidied them up patiently.
Kara——
The entire class of petrified classmates instantly shattered into rubble, and their hearts were also broken.
The end of the world! The end of the world must be coming soon!
Xiang Beibei actually talked to a male classmate in a pleasant manner. Is it true that 2012?
At this moment, most of the students in the class had the idea of "having fun early" in their minds, because the end of the world is only a few months away, and if they don't enjoy it, they will have no chance.
"F-level foreign language proficiency is found, should it be absorbed?"
Well?
Shangguan Nengren was shocked. Xiao Daidai's academic performance was ranked above average in the class. How could it be possible that her foreign language ability was only F level? And F level foreign language is her strongest ability. This is too cheating!
He hesitated in his heart, but considering that in today's society, being able to master a foreign language is considered a good skill, Shangguan Nengren gritted his teeth: "Absorb!"
"The absorption was successful and F-level foreign language ability was obtained. Since foreign language is a sub-item of the major program 'Bachelor', the eighth major program 'Bachelor' will be opened."
Bachelor? What the hell?
The capable man in Shangguan hurriedly brought out the eighth major item to check. When he saw it, he immediately looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.
It is an extremely large subject with extremely large sub-sections, but it is the easiest one for a person with superior abilities to absorb. When he is on campus, he cannot absorb the abilities in various subjects.
What excites Shangguan people the most is that the grading of foreign language ability is completely different from other subjects. The grading from low to high is proficiency in one foreign language, proficiency in two foreign languages, proficiency in three foreign languages... and so on.
To put it simply, an F-level foreign language is equivalent to mastering one foreign language proficiently, but the first foreign language can only be international English. If you upgrade to another level, you will be proficient in the second foreign language, but
You can choose the sorting by yourself.
For example, now a Shangguan capable person has absorbed F-level foreign language ability and found that he has mastered English. If he wants to absorb E-level foreign language ability, he can choose any one of the other six foreign languages he wants, even if he absorbs the target
If you are proficient in French, you can also change it to Japanese and absorb it. I don’t know if this is a built-in benefit of the system?
While he was getting excited, his deskmate Daidai beside him poked him again. Shangguan Nengren suddenly became unhappy. He turned his head and glared at his deskmate Daidai fiercely: "What are you doing?"
The eyes behind Xiao Daidai's lenses were filled with fear, and he trembled: "Are you...are you an evil alien, possessing...possessing my classmates, and then launching an attack on the earth on the doomsday day?"
"
Shangguan Nengren: "..."
People will always encounter some incomprehensible things in this life, and then subjectively imagine them, turn them into their own subjective supernatural consciousness, and spread them, thus forming religions and superstitions.
A sudden thought came to Shangguan Nengren's mind: "In the fairy tales hundreds of years from now, there won't be a legend about my brother, right?"
A picture gradually filled up in Shangguan Ningren's mind. One day hundreds of years later, a stern-faced old woman threatened her disobedient grandson: "Cry again? If you cry again, the ogre Shangguan Ningren will kill you."
I’m here to eat you!” Then the little grandson suddenly trembled all over, covered his head with the quilt, and did not dare to cry anymore.
The ogre is a powerful person with a vicious reputation passed down from generation to generation for hundreds of years. It can stop children from crying at night.
"..." Shangguan Ningren shook his head vigorously to get rid of this contradictory picture from his head, coughed dryly, and looked at his dull deskmate with sympathetic eyes: "You should go to the neurology department."
"..."
On the first day of school, a hot topic emerged in Class 2, Grade 3. Almost everyone was discussing the connection between Xiang Beibei and Shangguan Nengren and the end of the world. Some even timid people were wondering whether to take advantage of the opportunity.
How many months of good life can you indulge yourself like crazy? You can’t find out after death that your life is meaningless!
These thoughts gradually stopped until the head teacher entered the classroom.
The class teacher's surname was Wang, an uncle in his forties, who taught Chinese and was very strict. Students who committed crimes in his hands had extremely tragic endings and were nicknamed King Yama. As soon as King Yama appeared, the class instantly became quiet.
Seeing the effect he had caused, King Yama secretly nodded with satisfaction, stood on the podium, and said: "Students, summer vacation has passed, and school has started today. I think you also know that this is the last year of high school in your lives.
In your career, next year you will face the college entrance examination that will affect your life, so I hope you can seize the last year and don't leave any regrets in the future."
After a pause, King Yama said: "The team leaders of each group collected the summer vacation homework and then rearranged the seats. For the sake of fairness, the rankings this time will be based on drawing numbers. Let's get started!"
When they heard that they were going to be re-ranked, almost all the boys, except for Beibei's deskmate and Shangguan Nengren, collectively shuddered and prayed to God with all their hearts: God, Saint Mary, Buddha, Sanqing Taoist Master... bless you.
I don’t want to sit with the Goddess of Doom! I will never watch a romantic action movie and masturbate again...
The team leaders of each group collected their summer homework and put it on the podium. At this moment, King Yama also took out two small cardboard boxes, took out the seat numbers prepared in advance, and put them into two boxes respectively. Although this
The first time was to draw numbers to arrange the seats, but King Yama still adhered to the principle of men and women sharing the same table and divided the different seats into two to avoid the possibility of men and women sharing the same table or women and men.
Class 2, Grade 3, is considered to be the weirdest among all classes. There are 56 people in the class, no more, no less, 28 men and women. It can be seen that the parents of this class are still very obedient and avoid the male-female ratio in the country.
The consequences of incoordination.
The results of the lottery came out quickly. Shangguan Nengren looked at the number in his hand: b6.
The class seats are arranged like this. The number of rows is represented by letters and the number of rows is represented by numbers. The so-called b6 is the second row and the sixth row. Class 2, Grade 3, has eight rows and seven rows. The seats for Shangguan capable people are in the second row from the bottom.
The second row is a very good location, especially for those poor students. It is a revolutionary base where they can sleep lazily and read miscellaneous books in class without being easily discovered.
Shangguan Nengren packed up his schoolbag, blew a kiss to his deskmate Daidai beside him, said "Sayounala, I will miss you", and then walked towards the back row with a smile under the horrified gaze of little Daidai.
.
When Shangguan Neng arrived at the new seat, his face suddenly froze and he rubbed his eyes hard. He couldn't believe that he was actually sitting with her.
"What's wrong? You can't be my deskmate! Hehehe..."
With the familiar smiling face, familiar laughter, and the familiar red hairpin, Shangguan capable looked up to the sky and howled sadly: "The sky and the earth! Do you want to play to death before I am willing to do it!"
Shangguan Nengren’s new deskmate, Smiling Girl Xiang Beibei!
When all the boys saw Shangguan Neng and Xiang Beibei sitting together, they immediately looked at him with joy and sympathy: Brother, thank you for making such a sacrifice in our last year of high school. We will burn paper for you next year.
.
{Piaotian Literature www.ptwxz.com thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our biggest motivation}