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ps: Sun Yang is slapped in the face! It’s so cool!
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"Excellent man, come here." Just as he was about to walk out of the classroom, Zhang Tingting stopped Shangguan capable man.
Shangguan Nengren stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"
A group of team members who were on duty turned their eyes over. One was the unlucky guy who had just become a deskmate with Xiang Beibei, the goddess of misfortune, and the other was the school belle who was popular with the whole class. They were enough to take out alone.
It's attractive, not to mention that when the two of them are put together, the attraction increases exponentially.
Seeing everyone's gossipy faces, Zhang Tingting coughed dryly, took Shangguan Nengren's hand and walked out: "Go out and talk."
"Hey? What are you doing? Men and women can't have sex! I'm still a virgin!" Shangguan Nengren yelled funny.
All the eyes in the corridor were focused on her. Zhang Tingting blushed, let go of Shangguan capable person, and said coquettishly: "What nonsense are you talking about? You're so good at what you get."
Shangguan Nengren waved his hand and said: "What advantage do I get? I knew you were holding me and wouldn't let go."
"You are looking for death!" Zhang Tingting got angry and kicked Shangguan Nengren in the butt.
From this we can see that Zhang Tingting is more ladylike than Xiang Beibei. She has more meat in her butt and is not afraid of being kicked. Xiang Beibei is really ruthless and specializes in kicking people's little brothers.
Shangguan Nengren jumped forward, dodged Zhang Tingting's kick, and quickly rushed into the crowd of people in the corridor.
"I've borrowed it, I've borrowed it, I'm irresponsible if I bump into it!" Shangguan Jingren waved his hands and touched it wildly and indulgently.
"It was discovered that level D rock climbing was not possible because the host's ability was insufficient and it could not be absorbed."
"It was discovered that E-level physics, the host's ability is insufficient, and it cannot absorb it."
"F-level history has been discovered. The host has absorbed it and automatically blocked it."
"You discovered F-level chess skills, do you want to absorb them?"
"Discovered E-class..."
Running from upstairs to downstairs, Shangguan Nengren smiled like a chrysanthemum. After running around, he finally absorbed the remaining two sub-items of Mathematics and Geography of Level F. The major item of Bachelor's Degree was put together, and the ninth major item
Art has also absorbed chess and piano skills, leaving only painting skills to piece together.
"We people are so happy today..." Shangguan Ningren quacked like a duck. He only has F-level painting skills. Now he has learned painting more than dogs. He can absorb it casually. In this way, ten items
Almighty means that all nine major items have been absorbed, leaving only the last major item.
What is the best thing to absorb in this last item? Shangguan Ningren was thinking about it while walking to the carport.
"Shangguan Nengren! Stop!" Zhang Tingting chased after Shangguan Nengren in the carport aggressively, and the heavy iron pencil case in her hand flew towards Shangguan Nengren's head.
Shangguan Nengren used the technique of catching a hidden weapon, easily caught the pencil case, and said with a smile: "Squad leader, why are you so angry? Calm down."
"Huh?" Zhang Tingting's eyes lit up, she took two quick steps, grabbed the pencil case, and looked Shangguan capable man up and down.
"What are you doing?" Shangguan Nengren covered his chest with his hands and took two steps back: "Be respectful! I only sell myself, not my art."
"Bah!" Zhang Tingting spat lightly: "With your virtue, there are still people who buy you!"
"Hehe, I don't know who is still envious of my figure so early in the morning." Shangguan Nengren said with a sly smile.
Zhang Tingting snorted softly: "Don't interrupt, you just picked up the pencil case very accurately! Have you ever played baseball?"
"How can I have free time to play with that?" Shangguan Nengren curled his lips and said, "Don't worry about whether my answer is accurate or not. There is no one now. Why are you looking for me?"
"I can't come to you if I have nothing to do!" Zhang Tingting hit the capable man on the head with her pencil case.
Shangguan Nengren slapped him open and said impatiently: "Pull him down quickly! When did you come to me when you were fine? Tell me! I still have something to do!"
Zhang Tingting smiled, stuffed the pencil case into her wide trouser pocket, and said, "Actually, it's not a big deal. I just want to ask what's going on with you and Xiang Beibei?"
"What can happen to us?" Shangguan Nengren didn't react for a moment.
"You're still pretending to be cool with me." Zhang Tingting rolled her eyes: "When did you ever see Xiang Beibei talk nicely to a boy? Why did I make an exception for you? Don't tell me there's nothing fishy between you, even for a three-year-old.
Don’t believe it.”
Shangguan Nengren understood now, smacked his teeth and said, "It's nothing. I just borrowed my summer homework from Xiang Beibei and copied it and said a few words not long ago."
"Copy homework?" Zhang Tingting suddenly realized that this was indeed the case.
Shangguan Nengren screamed in his heart and laughed dryly: "Well, there are a lot of articles copied in the world. If you can copy articles, you can also copy homework. No one said that copying homework is also illegal!"
"It is not illegal to copy homework, but it is cheating. Do you understand cheating? If you are caught cheating in school, your grades will be invalidated at most, but in society, you still cheat... and eventually it turns into malpractice for personal gain, and you really violate the law.
, then..." Zhang Tingting transformed into ten thousand ducks, spitting wildly and dancing.
Shangguan Nengren's eyes were wandering, he looked around for flies, and finally found one. With a wave of his hand, he grabbed the fly accurately, squeezed its belly, pulled out its intestines, and then used its intestines to strangle its neck and pulled hard.
, Haha--! The whole tongue is sticking out! Then he raises the knife and drops it, wow--! The whole world is pure...
"What are you doing?" Zhang Tingting looked at Shangguan Nengren's unattractive look, with dark lines on her face.
"Uh..." Shangguan Ningren quickly threw the dead fly in his hand to the ground and stomped it hard with his foot: "Ahem, there are flies."
"Don't mind the flies. Did you hear what I just said? The current social atmosphere is so bad because..."
"Sister, please spare me!" Shangguan capable man made a bitter face, covered his face and cried bitterly: "I have an elder and a younger one, and a wife to support in the middle. It's not easy! Who dares to be worse than me! Why?
No one understands my difficulties!"
"Bah! You have an old friend, but where did you get the younger ones? And your wife? Who is your wife? Tell me, who is your wife?" Zhang Tingting exposed Shangguan function mercilessly.
There were loopholes in people's words, and he crossed his arms and said, "Come on! Tell me, who is your wife?"
Shangguan Nengren stared straight at Zhang Tingting's breasts, which became more prominent due to her arms around her, and coughed dryly: "Squad leader, how do you exercise? Your chest muscles are very developed!"
"You..." Zhang Tingting's face turned red. She took the iron pencil case out of her trouser pocket and said angrily: "The traitor shall die!"
"Ah! Help! It's been raped!" Shangguan Nengren shouted, instantly attracting teachers and students within a hundred meters radius.
"What? Rape? Where is it? Where is it?" The eyes of those who heard the call for help suddenly lit up. If you look carefully, everyone's eyes radiated with the unique light when watching a love action movie, and they were immediately filled with anger.
, the locusts swooped over as if they were passing through the border.
"You! You!" Zhang Tingting didn't dare to act recklessly. She pushed her bicycle and ran away in a panic. Before running away, she did not forget to say a harsh word: "Remember this!"
"Hmph!" Shangguan Nengren patted the dirt on his body and chuckled: "Fight with me? Grandma (Beijing dialect, learn it by yourself)."
At this moment, a tall man with twice as long legs ran over. Seeing that there was only one Shangguan capable person in the carport, he quickly asked: "Brother, who yelled rape just now?"
Shangguan Nengren unlocked the car and pointed at the school gate: "I was scared away."
The tall man looked over, and somehow by coincidence, there was actually a man and a woman running out pushing a bicycle. If he looked carefully, his clothes were messy, his hair was messy, and his face was quite red. It looked like he had just stolen a bicycle.
After eating, wipe your mouth and run away.
"Hey!" When the tall man saw it, he yelled: "In broad daylight, the world is clear! Shameless bitches and men eat them up and wipe them clean and still want to run away! Stop for me!"
The other people who were attracted were trembling in fright at the tall man's voice. When they saw the tall man running towards the school gate, a man and a woman, they all reacted, turned around and chased after him.
As a result, the couple running ahead were unlucky.
"Ah! What are you doing? We didn't do anything!"
"You haven't done anything yet? Why are your clothes and hair so messy?"
"Nonsense! You just finished cleaning and you still messed up!"
"Hygiene? Uh... Damn! Then why are your faces so red?"
"The weather is so hot and the sun is so poisonous. How can it not be red? What on earth do you want to do? Teacher! Help! There are bad students bullying others!"
"Holy shit! You guys are so cruel! Brothers, the wind is blowing!"
Whooping, the crowd fled in all directions like birds, and became quiet in an instant, leaving only a dumbfounded man and woman, who were at a loss under the blazing sun."
When Shangguan Nengren, the culprit, passed by with his bicycle, he recited guiltily: Amitabha, my dead Taoist friend is not dead, I am sorry to the two benefactors.
Sighing, Shangguan Nengren pushed the cart and left without taking away any guilt.
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